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Title: The all new quirks and foibles thread
Post by: Miss Creant on March 28, 2016, 09:24:04 PM
Today saw me unpacking the cooker.  It was well packaged and I now have a great deal of polystyrene, cardboard and a number of lengths of
2"x 1" wood.

This wood in my mind comes under the heading of 'really useful' we all need battening for our DIY projects at some stage don't we? This 'really useful' wood will be stored. I will probably never use it but can I bring myself to throw it out? can I hell, thirty + years of keeping 'really useful' lengths of wood is just proving too much.  See also out of date packets of vegetable seeds (in a flat ffs)  redface:

Title: Re: The all new quirks and foibles thread
Post by: Steve on March 28, 2016, 10:28:24 PM
 :thumbsup: Never throw away decent wood.  I've got bits of wood from nearly 40 years ago  redface:
Title: Re: The all new quirks and foibles thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 28, 2016, 10:43:55 PM
:thumbsup: Never throw away decent wood.  I've got bits of wood from nearly 40 years ago  redface:
:thumbsup:

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Title: Re: The all new quirks and foibles thread
Post by: Miss Creant on April 09, 2016, 01:34:30 PM
It would seem that there is only so much sodium bicarbonate and vinegar one can put in your ear before starting to look like Mount Vesuvius on a bad day. redface: noooo:
Title: Re: The all new quirks and foibles thread
Post by: Nick on April 09, 2016, 01:35:22 PM
 facepalm:
Title: Re: The all new quirks and foibles thread
Post by: Steve on April 09, 2016, 01:37:44 PM
It would seem that there is only so much sodium bicarbonate and vinegar one can put in your ear before starting to look like Mount Vesuvius on a bad day. redface: noooo:
happy001

Did it work?
Title: Re: The all new quirks and foibles thread
Post by: Miss Creant on April 09, 2016, 01:44:14 PM
It would seem that there is only so much sodium bicarbonate and vinegar one can put in your ear before starting to look like Mount Vesuvius on a bad day. redface: noooo:
happy001

Did it work?

Eh what, I cant hear you my ear is full of bicarbonate of soda and vinegar.
Title: Re: The all new quirks and foibles thread
Post by: Steve on April 09, 2016, 01:52:12 PM
It would seem that there is only so much sodium bicarbonate and vinegar one can put in your ear before starting to look like Mount Vesuvius on a bad day. redface: noooo:
happy001

Did it work?

Eh what, I cant hear you my ear is full of bicarbonate of soda and vinegar.
;D

I said Did it work?

Dare we ask what the walls look like now?
Title: Re: The all new quirks and foibles thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 09, 2016, 06:06:49 PM
It would seem that there is only so much sodium bicarbonate and vinegar one can put in your ear before starting to look like Mount Vesuvius on a bad day. redface: noooo:
happy001

Did it work?

Eh what, I cant hear you my ear is full of bicarbonate of soda and vinegar.
;D

I said Did it work?

Dare we ask what the walls look like now?

Walls have always had ears.

Very good in sausages they say.
Title: Re: The all new quirks and foibles thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 09, 2016, 07:07:28 PM
It would seem that there is only so much sodium bicarbonate and vinegar one can put in your ear before starting to look like Mount Vesuvius on a bad day. redface: noooo:
happy001

Did it work?

Eh what, I cant hear you my ear is full of bicarbonate of soda and vinegar.
;D

I said Did it work?

Dare we ask what the walls look like now?

Walls have always had ears.

Very good in sausages they say.

 drumroll:
Title: Re: The all new quirks and foibles thread
Post by: Steve on April 10, 2016, 10:52:03 AM
It would seem that there is only so much sodium bicarbonate and vinegar one can put in your ear before starting to look like Mount Vesuvius on a bad day. redface: noooo:
happy001

Did it work?

Eh what, I cant hear you my ear is full of bicarbonate of soda and vinegar.
;D

I said Did it work?

Dare we ask what the walls look like now?

Walls have always had ears.

Very good in sausages they say.

 drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: The all new quirks and foibles thread
Post by: Miss Creant on April 15, 2016, 11:09:23 PM
No it bleddy didn't work.  I don't know if I am shouting or whispering. I can still smell the vinegar. evil:
Title: Re: The all new quirks and foibles thread
Post by: Steve on April 16, 2016, 12:12:41 AM
No it bleddy didn't work.  I don't know if I am shouting or whispering. I can still smell the vinegar. evil:
Oh woes

Perhaps try putting a wick in your ear and lighting it as a candle
Title: Re: The all new quirks and foibles thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 16, 2016, 08:07:19 AM
No it bleddy didn't work.  I don't know if I am shouting or whispering. I can still smell the vinegar. evil:
Try taking the chips out of your ear first.
Title: Re: The all new quirks and foibles thread
Post by: Steve on April 16, 2016, 01:39:31 PM
No it bleddy didn't work.  I don't know if I am shouting or whispering. I can still smell the vinegar. evil:
Try taking the chips out of your ear first.
drumroll:
Title: Re: The all new quirks and foibles thread
Post by: Miss Creant on April 17, 2016, 08:06:16 PM
No it bleddy didn't work.  I don't know if I am shouting or whispering. I can still smell the vinegar. evil:
Try taking the chips out of your ear first.

I haven't got any chaps in my ear silly man. I have vinegar and bicarbonate of soda.  I have sent off for a large syringe. surrender:
Title: Re: The all new quirks and foibles thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 17, 2016, 10:43:14 PM
No it bleddy didn't work.  I don't know if I am shouting or whispering. I can still smell the vinegar. evil:
Try taking the chips out of your ear first.

I haven't got any chaps in my ear silly man. I have vinegar and bicarbonate of soda.  I have sent off for a large syringe. surrender:

Syrian........ eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: The all new quirks and foibles thread
Post by: Steve on April 18, 2016, 01:02:04 AM
No it bleddy didn't work.  I don't know if I am shouting or whispering. I can still smell the vinegar. evil:
Try taking the chips out of your ear first.

I haven't got any chaps in my ear silly man. I have vinegar and bicarbonate of soda.  I have sent off for a large syringe. surrender:

Your local AI clinic could lend you a used Turkey Baster
Title: Re: The all new quirks and foibles thread
Post by: Miss Creant on April 18, 2016, 07:56:17 AM
No it bleddy didn't work.  I don't know if I am shouting or whispering. I can still smell the vinegar. evil:
Try taking the chips out of your ear first.

I haven't got any chaps in my ear silly man. I have vinegar and bicarbonate of soda.  I have sent off for a large syringe. surrender:

Your local AI clinic could lend you a used Turkey Baster



Is that Artificial Intelligence or Artificial Insemination?  Either way. eeek: sick2: :lalalala Spank2:
Title: Re: The all new quirks and foibles thread
Post by: Steve on April 18, 2016, 08:31:44 AM
Do they have Artificial Intelligence clinics?

(Sounds a dumb idea)