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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Steve on March 10, 2016, 12:27:25 PM
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I've got blood everywhere. Haven't had a non thump nose bleed for yonks eeek:
Am I regaining my lost youth?
(places £10 in pocket ready for obvious snigger)
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I've got blood everywhere. Haven't had a non thump nose bleed for yonks eeek:
Am I regaining my lost youth?
(places £10 in pocket ready for obvious snigger)
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/59/Hearse-r.jpg)
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I've got blood everywhere. Haven't had a non thump nose bleed for yonks eeek:
Am I regaining my lost youth?
(places £10 in pocket ready for obvious snigger)
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/59/Hearse-r.jpg)
happy001
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I've got blood everywhere. Haven't had a non thump nose bleed for yonks eeek:
Am I regaining my lost youth?
(places £10 in pocket ready for obvious snigger)
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/59/Hearse-r.jpg)
happy001
sad32: sad32: sad32:
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How owld are you like...? rubschin:
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How owld are you like...? rubschin:
Not old enough to go just yet thanks Say it quietly 62
But just in cases send Flours. Self Raising is most good for the dead.
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I had a nose bleed last night ...i never get nose bleeds ...apart from last night eeek:
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I had a nose bleed last night ...i never get nose bleeds ...apart from last night eeek:
How old are you? rubschin:
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I had a nose bleed last night ...i never get nose bleeds ...apart from last night eeek:
Didn't that happen to all the 'returned' in all those alien abduction stories?
Any discomfort while sitting down?
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I had a nose bleed last night ...i never get nose bleeds ...apart from last night eeek:
Too many jokes........ noooo:
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I had a nose bleed last night ...i never get nose bleeds ...apart from last night eeek:
Didn't that happen to all the 'returned' in all those alien abduction stories?
Any discomfort while sitting down?
I'll bite, (far too many extra jokes) a probing question if ever there was one Mr Darwin sir.
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I had a nose bleed last night ...i never get nose bleeds ...apart from last night eeek:
Didn't that happen to all the 'returned' in all those alien abduction stories?
Any discomfort while sitting down?
I'll bite, (far too many extra jokes) a probing question if ever there was one Mr Darwin sir.
Nice to have somebody with a 3-digit IQ to read ones posts every now and then. :thumbsup:
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I had a nose bleed last night ...i never get nose bleeds ...apart from last night eeek:
Didn't that happen to all the 'returned' in all those alien abduction stories?
Any discomfort while sitting down?
I'll bite, (far too many extra jokes) a probing question if ever there was one Mr Darwin sir.
Nice to have somebody with a 3-digit IQ to read ones posts every now and then. :thumbsup:
In all honesty I would have replied but thought I'd be well mannered and let the unholy trinity have a go first. redface:
(That's BM, Nick and Apey in case anyone asks).
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I had a nose bleed last night ...i never get nose bleeds ...apart from last night eeek:
Didn't that happen to all the 'returned' in all those alien abduction stories?
Any discomfort while sitting down?
I'll bite, (far too many extra jokes) a probing question if ever there was one Mr Darwin sir.
Nice to have somebody with a 3-digit IQ to read ones posts every now and then. :thumbsup:
I have a 3 digit IQ ..it just has a decimal point in there somewhere redface:
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I like Guinness. But the last 4 times I have drunk (lots of) it I wake up with a hooter full of blood.
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You have to wait until rag week is over noooo:
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You have to wait until rag week is over noooo:
Top tip : put the soiled undercrackers in the kettle then boil. Result : Clean undercrackers and a hearty Bovril like broth for you to enjoy.
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I like Guinness. But the last 4 times I have drunk (lots of) it I wake up with a hooter full of blood.
The Paddies love a good fight. :thumbsup:
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You have to wait until rag week is over noooo:
Top tip : put the soiled undercrackers in the kettle then boil. Result : Clean undercrackers and a hearty Bovril like broth for you to enjoy.
I am pure and have used Ariel Biological angel1
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Here TMR take this set of Rupert Bear annuals and make some steps.... you'll be able to reach the naughty step where you had better sit and think very carefully about your behaviour.
Miss C we have been absent too long....
... and why don't the emotithingies work for me anymore?
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Here TMR take this set of Rupert Bear annuals and make some steps.... you'll be able to reach the naughty step where you had better sit and think very carefully about your behaviour.
Miss C we have been absent too long....
... and why don't the emotithingies work for me anymore?
shrugs:
PICNIC
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You know you are looking at my angry face now don't you... ;-)
Ho hum..
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whacky115 whacky115
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Banghead
Got another one evil:
Loads of it, had horrible blood patches on the keyboard, looked like a scene out of Midsomer Murders
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Does everyone round here spill claret on their keyboards ? noooo:
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Does everyone round here spill claret on their keyboards ? noooo:
rubschin:
Twas weird, stopped now. Mrs K googled it and said I had to pinch my nose and not drink alcohol for 24 hours. So I grabbed a beer and jammed me nose with tissues. Then I noticed the keyboard horror
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Does everyone round here spill claret on their keyboards ? noooo:
evil: