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Title: Nose bleed
Post by: Steve on March 10, 2016, 12:27:25 PM
I've got blood everywhere.  Haven't had a non thump nose bleed for yonks  eeek:

Am I regaining my lost youth?   

(places £10 in pocket ready for obvious snigger)
Title: Re: Nose bleed
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 10, 2016, 02:02:57 PM
I've got blood everywhere.  Haven't had a non thump nose bleed for yonks  eeek:

Am I regaining my lost youth?   

(places £10 in pocket ready for obvious snigger)

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/59/Hearse-r.jpg)
Title: Re: Nose bleed
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2016, 02:13:14 PM
I've got blood everywhere.  Haven't had a non thump nose bleed for yonks  eeek:

Am I regaining my lost youth?   

(places £10 in pocket ready for obvious snigger)

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/59/Hearse-r.jpg)

happy001
Title: Re: Nose bleed
Post by: Steve on March 10, 2016, 03:03:39 PM
I've got blood everywhere.  Haven't had a non thump nose bleed for yonks  eeek:

Am I regaining my lost youth?   

(places £10 in pocket ready for obvious snigger)

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/59/Hearse-r.jpg)

happy001
sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: Nose bleed
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2016, 03:05:52 PM
How owld are you like...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Nose bleed
Post by: Steve on March 10, 2016, 03:08:30 PM
How owld are you like...?  rubschin:
Not old enough to go just yet thanks Say it quietly 62

But just in cases send Flours.   Self Raising is most good for the dead.
Title: Re: Nose bleed
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 10, 2016, 04:00:35 PM
I had a nose bleed last night ...i never get nose bleeds ...apart from last night  eeek:
Title: Re: Nose bleed
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2016, 04:19:25 PM
I had a nose bleed last night ...i never get nose bleeds ...apart from last night  eeek:

How old are you?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Nose bleed
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 10, 2016, 04:55:26 PM
I had a nose bleed last night ...i never get nose bleeds ...apart from last night  eeek:

Didn't that happen to all the 'returned' in all those alien abduction stories?

Any discomfort while sitting down?
Title: Re: Nose bleed
Post by: apc2010 on March 13, 2016, 03:49:00 AM
I had a nose bleed last night ...i never get nose bleeds ...apart from last night  eeek:

Too many jokes........ noooo:
Title: Re: Nose bleed
Post by: Miss Creant on March 27, 2016, 05:25:01 PM
I had a nose bleed last night ...i never get nose bleeds ...apart from last night  eeek:

Didn't that happen to all the 'returned' in all those alien abduction stories?

Any discomfort while sitting down?

I'll bite, (far too many extra jokes) a probing question if ever there was one Mr Darwin sir.
Title: Re: Nose bleed
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 27, 2016, 10:39:15 PM
I had a nose bleed last night ...i never get nose bleeds ...apart from last night  eeek:

Didn't that happen to all the 'returned' in all those alien abduction stories?

Any discomfort while sitting down?

I'll bite, (far too many extra jokes) a probing question if ever there was one Mr Darwin sir.

Nice to have somebody with a 3-digit IQ to read ones posts every now and then.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Nose bleed
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2016, 11:12:10 PM
I had a nose bleed last night ...i never get nose bleeds ...apart from last night  eeek:

Didn't that happen to all the 'returned' in all those alien abduction stories?

Any discomfort while sitting down?


I'll bite, (far too many extra jokes) a probing question if ever there was one Mr Darwin sir.

Nice to have somebody with a 3-digit IQ to read ones posts every now and then.  :thumbsup:

In all honesty I would have replied but thought I'd be well mannered and let the unholy trinity have a go first.  redface:


(That's BM, Nick and Apey in case anyone asks).
Title: Re: Nose bleed
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 28, 2016, 10:03:56 AM
I had a nose bleed last night ...i never get nose bleeds ...apart from last night  eeek:

Didn't that happen to all the 'returned' in all those alien abduction stories?

Any discomfort while sitting down?

I'll bite, (far too many extra jokes) a probing question if ever there was one Mr Darwin sir.

Nice to have somebody with a 3-digit IQ to read ones posts every now and then.  :thumbsup:

I have a 3 digit IQ ..it just has a decimal point in there somewhere  redface:
Title: Re: Nose bleed
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 14, 2016, 03:23:04 PM
I like Guinness. But the last 4 times I have drunk (lots of) it I wake up with a hooter full of blood.
Title: Re: Nose bleed
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2016, 03:27:36 PM
You have to wait until rag week is over  noooo:
Title: Re: Nose bleed
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 14, 2016, 03:37:59 PM
You have to wait until rag week is over  noooo:
Top tip : put the soiled undercrackers in the kettle then boil. Result : Clean undercrackers and a hearty Bovril like broth for you to enjoy.
Title: Re: Nose bleed
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 14, 2016, 03:38:44 PM
I like Guinness. But the last 4 times I have drunk (lots of) it I wake up with a hooter full of blood.

The Paddies love a good fight.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Nose bleed
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2016, 03:43:51 PM
You have to wait until rag week is over  noooo:
Top tip : put the soiled undercrackers in the kettle then boil. Result : Clean undercrackers and a hearty Bovril like broth for you to enjoy.

I am pure and have used Ariel Biological angel1
Title: Re: Nose bleed
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 14, 2016, 06:45:12 PM
Here TMR take this set of Rupert Bear annuals and make some steps.... you'll be able to reach the naughty step where you had better sit and think very carefully about your behaviour.

Miss C we have been absent too long....   


... and why don't the emotithingies work for me anymore?
Title: Re: Nose bleed
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 14, 2016, 07:11:48 PM
Here TMR take this set of Rupert Bear annuals and make some steps.... you'll be able to reach the naughty step where you had better sit and think very carefully about your behaviour.

Miss C we have been absent too long....   


... and why don't the emotithingies work for me anymore?

 shrugs:

PICNIC
Title: Re: Nose bleed
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 14, 2016, 08:31:40 PM
You know you are looking at my angry face now don't you...  ;-)


Ho hum..
Title: Re: Nose bleed
Post by: Pirate on April 14, 2016, 09:16:54 PM
 whacky115 whacky115
Title: Re: Nose bleed
Post by: Steve on January 10, 2019, 09:17:17 PM
 Banghead

Got another one  evil:

Loads of it, had horrible blood patches on the keyboard, looked like a scene out of Midsomer Murders

Title: Re: Nose bleed
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 10, 2019, 09:35:15 PM
Does everyone round here spill claret on their keyboards ?  noooo:
Title: Re: Nose bleed
Post by: Steve on January 10, 2019, 10:05:50 PM
Does everyone round here spill claret on their keyboards ?  noooo:
rubschin:

Twas weird, stopped now.  Mrs K googled it and said I had to pinch my nose and not drink alcohol for 24 hours.  So I grabbed a beer and jammed me nose with tissues.  Then I noticed the keyboard horror
Title: Re: Nose bleed
Post by: Barman on January 11, 2019, 05:17:42 AM
Does everyone round here spill claret on their keyboards ?  noooo:

 evil: