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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2007, 03:55:06 PM

Title: Kitty Cuisine
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2007, 03:55:06 PM
Something tells me Bouncer is about to declare war on the Aussies  eeek:

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Australians have come up with a novel solution to the millions of feral cats roaming the outback - eat them.

The felines are the descendants of domestic pets and kill millions of small native animals each year.

A recent Alice Springs contest featured wild cat casserole. The meat is said to taste like a cross between rabbit and, perhaps inevitably, chicken.

But wildlife campaigners have expressed their dismay that Australia's wild cat now finds itself on the nation's menus.

Cat stew recipe

Feral cats are one of the most serious threats to Australia's native fauna.

They eat almost anything that moves, including small marsupials, lizards, birds and spiders.

The woman behind the controversial cat stew recipe has said Australians could do their bit to help the environment by tucking into more feral pests, including pigeons and camels.

But it was a recipe for feline casserole that impressed some of the judges at an outback food competition in Alice Springs.

Preparing this unusual stew seems simple enough.

The meat should be diced and fried until it is brown. Then lemon grass is to be added along with salt and pepper and three cups of quandong, which is a sweet desert fruit.

It is recommended that the dish be left to simmer for five hours before being garnished with bush plums and mistletoe berries.

Marinated moggie was not to everyone's taste. One of the competition judges found the meat impossibly tough and had to politely excuse herself and spit it out in a backroom.

Wild cats are considered good eating by some Aborigines, who roast the animals on an open fire.

This outback cuisine does come with a health warning.

Scientists have said that those eating wild cats could be exposed to harmful bacteria and toxins.
Title: Re: Kitty Cuisine
Post by: Snoopy on September 03, 2007, 04:00:00 PM
Something tells me Bouncer is about to declare war on the Aussies  eeek:

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Australians have come up with a novel solution to the millions of feral cats roaming the outback - eat them.

The felines are the descendants of domestic pets and kill millions of small native animals each year.

A recent Alice Springs contest featured wild cat casserole. The meat is said to taste like a cross between rabbit and, perhaps inevitably, chicken.

But wildlife campaigners have expressed their dismay that Australia's wild cat now finds itself on the nation's menus.

Cat stew recipe

Feral cats are one of the most serious threats to Australia's native fauna.

They eat almost anything that moves, including small marsupials, lizards, birds and spiders.

The woman behind the controversial cat stew recipe has said Australians could do their bit to help the environment by tucking into more feral pests, including pigeons and camels.

But it was a recipe for feline casserole that impressed some of the judges at an outback food competition in Alice Springs.

Preparing this unusual stew seems simple enough.

The meat should be diced and fried until it is brown. Then lemon grass is to be added along with salt and pepper and three cups of quandong, which is a sweet desert fruit.

It is recommended that the dish be left to simmer for five hours before being garnished with bush plums and mistletoe berries.

Marinated moggie was not to everyone's taste. One of the competition judges found the meat impossibly tough and had to politely excuse herself and spit it out in a backroom.

Wild cats are considered good eating by some Aborigines, who roast the animals on an open fire.

This outback cuisine does come with a health warning.

Scientists have said that those eating wild cats could be exposed to harmful bacteria and toxins.

I've emailed my brother Spike (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rateitall.com%2Fitemimages%2F14239.jpg&hash=d51e0c619a6e696fc92da39c09b136a3b4876d29) as he lives in the desert and will have an opinion on this .... he'll eat anything.
Title: Re: Kitty Cuisine
Post by: Misunderstood on September 03, 2007, 04:09:35 PM
 evil:

I HAD been trying to avoid this particular news thread.
Title: Re: Kitty Cuisine
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2007, 04:11:28 PM
I I'd known that I'd have called it 'Marinated Moggy' instead  whistle:
Title: Re: Kitty Cuisine
Post by: Snoopy on September 03, 2007, 04:32:24 PM
Spike says "Tastes like chicken" ~ but then he says that about most things  whistle:
Title: Re: Kitty Cuisine
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2007, 04:46:22 PM
On second thoughts I'm not going to wind Bouncer up, my sense of self preservation is far too strong  eeek:

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Title: Re: Kitty Cuisine
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 03, 2007, 04:48:13 PM
Round up as many of these feral cats as possible. Stick 'em in a container ship over here. Release said cats into all the prisons.

Remove the prison guards.

Cats vs Cons, could make fascinating viewing.
Title: Re: Kitty Cuisine
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on September 03, 2007, 04:56:02 PM
I am going to have to post this.. I know I will regret it and more than likely be banned or smitted severely.. but dont we have some female members on here with feline type names?........ Therefore I wish to put my my name for any pussy  eating contest that the pub organises.   surrender:
Title: Re: Kitty Cuisine
Post by: Misunderstood on September 03, 2007, 05:15:45 PM
 evil:  Well I'll lead the assault......  Smite!
Title: Re: Kitty Cuisine
Post by: Snoopy on September 03, 2007, 05:44:12 PM
<SNIGGER>
Title: Re: Kitty Cuisine
Post by: Marmite the Cat on September 03, 2007, 06:19:35 PM
I would be very selective about anyone I would alooooooooooooooooooooow to eat me, obviously.

Wouldn't you?
Title: Re: Kitty Cuisine
Post by: Sour Puss on September 03, 2007, 10:38:34 PM
I would be very selective about anyone I would alooooooooooooooooooooow to eat me, obviously.

Wouldn't you?

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Title: Re: Kitty Cuisine
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on September 04, 2007, 11:07:17 AM
I am very particular about what I eat ladies, my diet precludes fat whistle:
Title: Re: Kitty Cuisine
Post by: Misunderstood on September 04, 2007, 11:09:06 AM
OOooooh !   eeek:

Claws at dawn eh?
Title: Re: Kitty Cuisine
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on September 04, 2007, 11:14:53 AM
I have a death wish Bouncer scared2:
Title: Re: Kitty Cuisine
Post by: Marmite the Cat on September 04, 2007, 11:18:25 AM
I am very very lean. I am told I am slinky. I wouldn't make much of a dish. I serve one only, as it says on the packets.
Title: Re: Kitty Cuisine
Post by: Misunderstood on September 04, 2007, 11:24:11 AM
I have a death wish Bouncer scared2:

Obviously!   Where would you like your flowers delivered to?
Title: Re: Kitty Cuisine
Post by: Marmite the Cat on September 04, 2007, 12:41:13 PM
Bring them to me, GOS. May I call you GOSSY, perhaps? I can show you where they go. Bring also tuna.