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Title: The all new "insane plans" thread
Post by: Nick on March 04, 2016, 05:08:49 PM
Miss I is missing her labrador "who understands everything I say". He lives in Rome.

She wants to bring him here in the summer, but she thinks that he won't like planes or trains.

The obvious plan, therefore, is to hike all the way. She estimates about 2 months  facepalm:

I suggested a motorbike and sidecar or just a car. She regards this as a ridiculous idea. noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "insane plans" thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 04, 2016, 05:41:05 PM
TMJ...
Title: Re: The all new "insane plans" thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 04, 2016, 06:33:57 PM
TMJ...

 cussing:
Title: Re: The all new "insane plans" thread
Post by: Steve on March 04, 2016, 06:48:40 PM
Miss I is missing her labrador "who understands everything I say". He lives in Rome.

She wants to bring him here in the summer, but she thinks that he won't like planes or trains.

The obvious plan, therefore, is to hike all the way. She estimates about 2 months  facepalm:

I suggested a motorbike and sidecar or just a car. She regards this as a ridiculous idea. noooo:
Clearly she caught this insanity off someone  point:
Title: Re: The all new "insane plans" thread
Post by: Nick on March 04, 2016, 06:52:51 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "insane plans" thread
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2016, 07:01:00 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "insane plans" thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 04, 2016, 09:57:09 PM
Can I just point out a flaw in her plan ...how the hell does she intend to get back if planes, trains and automobiles are out of the question for the spoilt pooch?

Or will it be the dogs fault she can't return ?
Title: Re: The all new "insane plans" thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 04, 2016, 10:52:25 PM
Can I just point out a flaw in her plan ...how the hell does she intend to get back if planes, trains and automobiles are out of the question for the spoilt pooch?

Or will it be the dogs fault she can't return ?

 rubschin:

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Its a shame because i'm sure Nick would like her doggy.
Title: Re: The all new "insane plans" thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 04, 2016, 11:04:40 PM
Can I just point out a flaw in her plan ...how the hell does she intend to get back if planes, trains and automobiles are out of the question for the spoilt pooch?

Or will it be the dogs fault she can't return ?

 rubschin:

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Its a shame because i'm sure Nick would like her doggy.

Snigger......... redface: redface:
Title: Re: The all new "insane plans" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 04, 2016, 11:49:09 PM
Perhaps we have missed the point here, judging from the OP it sounds like Miss I is planning this sans Nick. Could it be a cunningly disguised break for sanity?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "insane plans" thread
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2016, 05:21:02 AM
Can I just point out a flaw in her plan ...how the hell does she intend to get back if planes, trains and automobiles are out of the question for the spoilt pooch?

Or will it be the dogs fault she can't return ?

 rubschin:

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Its a shame because i'm sure Nick would like her doggy.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new "insane plans" thread
Post by: Nick on March 05, 2016, 07:35:47 AM
Can I just point out a flaw in her plan ...how the hell does she intend to get back if planes, trains and automobiles are out of the question for the spoilt pooch?

Or will it be the dogs fault she can't return ?

She plans to WALK you mong  Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: The all new "insane plans" thread
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2016, 07:42:02 AM
Can I just point out a flaw in her plan ...how the hell does she intend to get back if planes, trains and automobiles are out of the question for the spoilt pooch?

Or will it be the dogs fault she can't return ?

She plans to WALK you mong  Banghead Banghead

pathead:
Title: Re: The all new "insane plans" thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 05, 2016, 08:52:49 AM
Can I just point out a flaw in her plan ...how the hell does she intend to get back if planes, trains and automobiles are out of the question for the spoilt pooch?

Or will it be the dogs fault she can't return ?

She plans to WALK you mong  Banghead Banghead

Hike all the way to Italy and then hike  all the back with a pissed off  pooch because it it 'thought' that the dog may not like trains or planes an I am the mong  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Title: Re: The all new "insane plans" thread
Post by: Nick on March 05, 2016, 08:53:48 AM
No. She is planning to fly there and walk back. Do try to keep up ::)
Title: Re: The all new "insane plans" thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 05, 2016, 08:56:27 AM
Miss I is missing her labrador "who understands everything I say". He lives in Rome.

She wants to bring him here in the summer, but she thinks that he won't like planes or trains.

The obvious plan, therefore, is to hike all the way. She estimates about 2 months  facepalm:

I suggested a motorbike and sidecar or just a car. She regards this as a ridiculous idea. noooo:

So sorry ....I must have misunderstood  Banghead
Title: Re: The all new "insane plans" thread
Post by: Nick on March 05, 2016, 08:57:28 AM
Miss I is missing her labrador "who understands everything I say". He lives in Rome.

She wants to bring him here in the summer, but she thinks that he won't like planes or trains.

The obvious plan, therefore, is to hike all the way. She estimates about 2 months  facepalm:

I suggested a motorbike and sidecar or just a car. She regards this as a ridiculous idea. noooo:

So sorry ....I must have misunderstood  Banghead

Waccy baccy noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "insane plans" thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 05, 2016, 10:07:32 AM
Of course .... If only I based decisions on what I thought a pet wanted  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "insane plans" thread
Post by: Nick on March 05, 2016, 10:08:04 AM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: