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Title: A sticky situation
Post by: Nick on February 20, 2016, 03:04:44 PM
My mate Wayne is in trouble.

With his wife away overnight he had some friends round for drinks. A lot of drinks. It was a mix of male and femal friends some of whom stayed the night.

Clearing up the next day he found a pair of lady's knickers in the middle of the lounge. Having no clue what had gone on the previous night he decided to dispose of them. He elected to set them on fire and thus his wife, returning early, found him in the garden setting them ablaze.

He had no coherent explanation for this behaviour noooo:

It now emerges that his son's girlfriend had left some of her clothes at the house and the dog had stolen some of them and spread them around various rooms.

He now has to replace the pants noooo:

He is, of course, still in the doghouse  noooo:
Title: Re: A sticky situation
Post by: apc2010 on February 20, 2016, 03:32:24 PM
My mate Wayne is in trouble.

With his wife away overnight he had some friends round for drinks. A lot of drinks. It was a mix of male and femal friends some of whom stayed the night.

Clearing up the next day he found a pair of lady's knickers in the middle of the lounge. Having no clue what had gone on the previous night he decided to dispose of them. He elected to set them on fire and thus his wife, returning early, found him in the garden setting them ablaze.

He had no coherent explanation for this behaviour noooo:

It now emerges that his son's girlfriend had left some of her clothes at the house and the dog had stolen some of them and spread them around various rooms.

He now has to replace the pants noooo:

He is, of course, still in the doghouse  noooo:

Burn them....... rubschin:
Title: Re: A sticky situation
Post by: Nick on February 20, 2016, 03:33:56 PM
On the BBQ noooo:
Title: Re: A sticky situation
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2016, 03:40:03 PM
My mate Wayne is in trouble.

With his wife away overnight he had some friends round for drinks. A lot of drinks. It was a mix of male and femal friends some of whom stayed the night.

Clearing up the next day he found a pair of lady's knickers in the middle of the lounge. Having no clue what had gone on the previous night he decided to dispose of them. He elected to set them on fire and thus his wife, returning early, found him in the garden setting them ablaze.

He had no coherent explanation for this behaviour noooo:

It now emerges that his son's girlfriend had left some of her clothes at the house and the dog had stolen some of them and spread them around various rooms.

He now has to replace the pants noooo:

He is, of course, still in the doghouse  noooo:

He must be completely bonkers...  whacky115

...but given that he is your mate...  noooo:
Title: Re: A sticky situation
Post by: Nick on February 20, 2016, 03:48:05 PM
 Shrugs:
Title: Re: A sticky situation
Post by: apc2010 on February 20, 2016, 03:54:12 PM
On the BBQ noooo:
Who has A BBQ this time of the year in the UK.. noooo:
Title: Re: A sticky situation
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2016, 04:29:59 PM
On the BBQ noooo:
Who has A BBQ this time of the year in the UK.. noooo:

And if you did, would you cook fish on it...?  redface:
Title: Re: A sticky situation
Post by: Steve on February 20, 2016, 04:51:00 PM
On the BBQ noooo:
Who has A BBQ this time of the year in the UK.. noooo:

And if you did, would you cook fish on it...?  redface:
drumroll:
Title: Re: A sticky situation
Post by: Nick on February 20, 2016, 04:54:04 PM
I see he gets no sympathy here  noooo:

Setting fire to a strange pair of knickers could happen to any of us  scared2:
Title: Re: A sticky situation
Post by: Steve on February 20, 2016, 05:43:08 PM
I see he gets no sympathy here  noooo:

Setting fire to a strange pair of knickers could happen to any of us  scared2:
Well it did rate as things I'm unlikely to ever do #6319.  Right up there with Russian Roulette and winning £50M on the lottery
Title: Re: A sticky situation
Post by: Nick on February 20, 2016, 05:44:11 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: A sticky situation
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 20, 2016, 08:35:20 PM
Why didn't he just try honesty ?
Title: Re: A sticky situation
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 20, 2016, 08:51:40 PM
Why didn't he just try honesty ?

Because. Women are nutters. A half plausible lie is sometimes better than the truth.
Title: Re: A sticky situation
Post by: Steve on February 20, 2016, 09:16:36 PM
Why didn't he just try honesty ?

Because. Women are nutters. A half plausible lie is sometimes better than the truth.
Nope
a) it's wrong and
b) they always find out

Top tip:  if your wife's away for one night do not invite a whole load of people round to get rat arsed




go to one of their places instead?
Title: Re: A sticky situation
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 20, 2016, 09:31:18 PM
I see he gets no sympathy here  noooo:

Setting fire to a strange pair of knickers could happen to any of us  scared2:

So when did it happen to you...  rubschin:

Title: Re: A sticky situation
Post by: Steve on February 20, 2016, 10:09:24 PM
I see he gets no sympathy here  noooo:

Setting fire to a strange pair of knickers could happen to any of us  scared2:

So when did it happen to you...  rubschin:
When he was wearing them?
Title: Re: A sticky situation
Post by: Nick on February 21, 2016, 08:28:25 AM
Why didn't he just try honesty ?
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