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Title: Is TMR dead?
Post by: Nick on January 22, 2016, 03:40:44 PM
Voting is open
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 22, 2016, 04:13:38 PM
Do I get a vote in this?
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: Nick on January 22, 2016, 04:14:52 PM
Are you dead?
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 22, 2016, 04:15:34 PM
Are you dead?

Yes.
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2016, 04:18:49 PM
Are you dead?

Yes.

Arse!  evil:
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: Nick on January 22, 2016, 04:20:38 PM
Not even 69 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 22, 2016, 04:24:34 PM
Not even 69 noooo: noooo:

You're not far off it - Prehistornick
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: Nick on January 22, 2016, 04:29:29 PM
 sad24: rubschin:
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2016, 04:37:19 PM
sad24: rubschin:

You are my Joker like....  whistle: whistle:
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: Nick on January 22, 2016, 04:38:19 PM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 22, 2016, 04:42:03 PM
sad24: rubschin:

You are my Joker like....  whistle: whistle:

TMJ
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 22, 2016, 04:47:37 PM
Dr Nick recommends "that probiotic yoghurt" stuff.

I told him that it's witchcraft - he's dabbling with the Yakult.

I'm here all week - try the fish

Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2016, 04:56:30 PM
Dr Nick recommends "that probiotic yoghurt" stuff.

I told him that it's witchcraft - he's dabbling with the Yakult.

I'm here all week - try the fish



 drumroll:

Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 22, 2016, 06:08:40 PM
Oh, and he thinks that you "drink" yoghurt - I say you "eat" it. His mind is obviously on other things...
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2016, 06:10:04 PM
Oh, and he thinks that you "drink" yoghurt - I say you "eat" it. His mind is obviously on other things...

I thought wimmin stuffed it up their chuffs...  redface:
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: Nick on January 22, 2016, 06:13:50 PM
I told him that too, but he said he was cured eeek:
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2016, 06:29:24 PM
I told him that too, but he said he was cured eeek:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: Steve on January 22, 2016, 06:38:46 PM
Dr Nick recommends "that probiotic yoghurt" stuff.

I told him that it's witchcraft - he's dabbling with the Yakult. . .
happy001

Oh, and he thinks that you "drink" yoghurt - I say you "eat" it. His mind is obviously on other things...
Err no he's right, you drink the probottic stuff.  Actimel is betterer though.
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: Nick on January 22, 2016, 06:44:16 PM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 22, 2016, 07:08:27 PM
Dr Nick recommends "that probiotic yoghurt" stuff.

I told him that it's witchcraft - he's dabbling with the Yakult. . .
happy001

Oh, and he thinks that you "drink" yoghurt - I say you "eat" it. His mind is obviously on other things...
Err no he's right, you drink the probottic stuff.  Actimel is betterer though.

Is it a real yoghurt though?  Or just some watered down shite with microbes in it? 
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: Steve on January 22, 2016, 07:12:45 PM
Dr Nick recommends "that probiotic yoghurt" stuff.

I told him that it's witchcraft - he's dabbling with the Yakult. . .
happy001

Oh, and he thinks that you "drink" yoghurt - I say you "eat" it. His mind is obviously on other things...
Err no he's right, you drink the probottic stuff.  Actimel is betterer though.

Is it a real yoghurt though?  Or just some watered down shite with microbes in it?
Goes away to look at the packet . . . .




 . . .  yoghourt watered down with skimmed milk and then flavours, sugar and bugs added


It'll never beat your Youngs but it does seem to work on dodgy guts
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 22, 2016, 07:39:51 PM
Dr Nick recommends "that probiotic yoghurt" stuff.

I told him that it's witchcraft - he's dabbling with the Yakult. . .
happy001

Oh, and he thinks that you "drink" yoghurt - I say you "eat" it. His mind is obviously on other things...
Err no he's right, you drink the probottic stuff.  Actimel is betterer though.

Is it a real yoghurt though?  Or just some watered down shite with microbes in it?
Goes away to look at the packet . . . .




 . . .  yoghourt watered down with skimmed milk and then flavours, sugar and bugs added


It'll never beat your Youngs but it does seem to work on dodgy guts

The "drinkability" is more to do with convenience than anything else. I've had yoghurts in Sweden that simply refuse to budge despite aggressive agitation with a spoon. Think I'll give Actimel a go though,  can't do any harm
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: apc2010 on January 22, 2016, 07:41:53 PM
sad24: rubschin:

You are my Joker like....  whistle: whistle:

TMJ

OI.... cussing:
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: apc2010 on January 22, 2016, 09:01:44 PM
I told him that too, but he said he was cured eeek:

 eeek:

He does smoke alot..... noooo:
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2016, 06:29:17 AM
I told him that too, but he said he was cured eeek:

 eeek:

He does smoke alot..... noooo:

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Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: apc2010 on February 16, 2016, 10:05:54 PM
Lets keep it open .... whistle:
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 16, 2016, 10:29:44 PM
If I survive I will be coming to Pafos in June.

With my recently divorced brother. 
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 16, 2016, 10:34:20 PM
Will he be pushing the wheelchair
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: apc2010 on February 16, 2016, 10:44:59 PM
If I survive I will be coming to Pafos in June.

With my recently divorced brother.

 Thumbs: Thumbs:  they have refurbed your hotel........
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 17, 2016, 10:38:34 AM
If I survive I will be coming to Pafos in June.

With my recently divorced brother.

 Thumbs: Thumbs:  they have refurbed your hotel........

They'll need to put twin beds in my suite  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 17, 2016, 10:40:05 AM
Right - the "evacuation" process begins...

1st, 10 Senna tablets to get things "softer" inside. Wonder if they'll make me drive faster too?
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: apc2010 on February 17, 2016, 10:41:43 AM
Right - the "evacuation" process begins...

1st, 10 Senna tablets to get things "softer" inside. Wonder if they'll make me drive faster too?

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 17, 2016, 10:48:34 AM
Right - the "evacuation" process begins...

1st, 10 Senna tablets to get things "softer" inside. Wonder if they'll make me drive faster too?

 drumroll: drumroll:

Only it they aren't 'urting.
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: Steve on February 17, 2016, 10:58:08 AM
This is going to be the too much detail thread

Hope it all goes well TMR
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 17, 2016, 11:02:41 AM
This is going to be the too much detail thread

Hope it all goes well TMR

It'll be OK in the end.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: apc2010 on February 17, 2016, 11:07:00 AM
This is going to be the too much detail thread

Hope it all goes well TMR

It'll be OK in the end.  Thumbs:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 17, 2016, 01:01:35 PM
I'm only allowed to drink clear liquids - black tea/coffee, fruit squash, water or fizzy drinks. Cobra counts as a clear fizzy drink, yes?
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: Barman on February 17, 2016, 01:17:55 PM
I'm only allowed to drink clear liquids - black tea/coffee, fruit squash, water or fizzy drinks. Cobra counts as a clear fizzy drink, yes?

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 17, 2016, 02:16:54 PM
Time for the first dose of Citramag... scared2:
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: Nick on February 17, 2016, 02:24:23 PM
"TMR become first Englishman on the Moon" rubschin:
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 17, 2016, 03:24:00 PM
Ye gods  eeek:
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: Barman on February 17, 2016, 03:28:24 PM
Ye gods  eeek:

pathead:
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 17, 2016, 04:08:40 PM
Might just take the laptop into the bog...

This is the chap who'll be doing the dirty deed :-

http://www.spirehealthcare.com/gatwickpark/our-facilities-treatments-and-consultants/our-consultants/mr-john-grabham/ (http://www.spirehealthcare.com/gatwickpark/our-facilities-treatments-and-consultants/our-consultants/mr-john-grabham/)

We can chat about skiing and classic cars while he investigates  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: Nick on February 17, 2016, 04:11:01 PM
Grabham by name and Grab 'em by nature. Watch out for the TMR crown jewels and do NOT believe him when he says "You will only feel a little prick"  noooo:





















































 drumroll:
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: Barman on February 17, 2016, 04:11:14 PM
Might just take the laptop into the bog...

This is the chap who'll be doing the dirty deed :-

http://www.spirehealthcare.com/gatwickpark/our-facilities-treatments-and-consultants/our-consultants/mr-john-grabham/ (http://www.spirehealthcare.com/gatwickpark/our-facilities-treatments-and-consultants/our-consultants/mr-john-grabham/)

We can chat about skiing and classic cars while he investigates  :thumbsup:

 John Grabham????  eeek:

happy001

An gayer for sure....  noooo:
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: Nick on February 17, 2016, 04:12:26 PM
Might just take the laptop into the bog...

This is the chap who'll be doing the dirty deed :-

http://www.spirehealthcare.com/gatwickpark/our-facilities-treatments-and-consultants/our-consultants/mr-john-grabham/ (http://www.spirehealthcare.com/gatwickpark/our-facilities-treatments-and-consultants/our-consultants/mr-john-grabham/)

We can chat about skiing and classic cars while he investigates  :thumbsup:

 John Grabham????  eeek:

happy001

An gayer for sure....  noooo:

 tunble:
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 17, 2016, 04:13:09 PM
Might just take the laptop into the bog...

This is the chap who'll be doing the dirty deed :-

http://www.spirehealthcare.com/gatwickpark/our-facilities-treatments-and-consultants/our-consultants/mr-john-grabham/ (http://www.spirehealthcare.com/gatwickpark/our-facilities-treatments-and-consultants/our-consultants/mr-john-grabham/)

We can chat about skiing and classic cars while he investigates  :thumbsup:

 John Grabham????  eeek:

happy001

An gayer for sure....  noooo:

Married with 2 kids... whistle:
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: Nick on February 17, 2016, 04:16:05 PM
And does "dressage"  2gayers:
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 17, 2016, 04:18:23 PM
And does "dressage"  2gayers:

I'd take a punt that it's the wife that does that. With a name like Pippa, it's highly likely.
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: Nick on February 17, 2016, 04:19:40 PM
Pippa Grabham rubschin: 

I wonder  how often he shouts that rubschin:
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 17, 2016, 04:20:41 PM
Pippa Grabham rubschin: 

I wonder  how often he shouts that rubschin:

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: Barman on February 17, 2016, 04:54:39 PM
Pippa Grabham rubschin: 

I wonder  how often he shouts that rubschin:

happy001
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 17, 2016, 05:46:23 PM
Time for the 2nd dose. Although I cannot believe there is anything left inside me. I think the treatment was probably designed fo NIck - he's full of shite  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: Nick on February 17, 2016, 05:49:51 PM
Have some Young's. Strike a match  whistle:
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: Barman on February 17, 2016, 05:57:38 PM
Time for the 2nd dose. Although I cannot believe there is anything left inside me. I think the treatment was probably designed fo NIck - he's full of shite  :thumbsup:

You'll be surprised.... don't wander off....  noooo:
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 17, 2016, 07:15:09 PM
Time for the 2nd dose. Although I cannot believe there is anything left inside me. I think the treatment was probably designed fo NIck - he's full of shite  :thumbsup:

You'll be surprised.... don't wander off....  noooo:

^^^ Good shout  eeek:
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: Nick on February 17, 2016, 07:16:21 PM
 eeek: sick2:
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 17, 2016, 08:14:40 PM
18 times since 14.45...

Still, I'm old enough to have drunk Watney's Red Barrel and the Citramag is considerably nicer. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: apc2010 on February 17, 2016, 08:30:13 PM
18 times since 14.45...

Still, I'm old enough to have drunk Watney's Red Barrel and the Citramag is considerably nicer. :thumbsup:

 eeek:  that's worse that BM's homebrew ......
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 17, 2016, 09:31:26 PM
23...

The old Sherriff's rusty badge is starting to sting a tad now..
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: apc2010 on February 17, 2016, 10:04:05 PM
23...

The old Sherriff's rusty badge is starting to sting a tad now..

 eeek:
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: Steve on February 17, 2016, 10:19:33 PM
23...

The old Sherriff's rusty badge is starting to sting a tad now..

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 18, 2016, 10:45:59 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.webtvstreams.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F07%2FAVT-Khyber.jpg&hash=943cb267aa183bf8090aaacf01f84d7cc6660ff8)
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 18, 2016, 12:33:55 PM
All done

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIBTg7q9oNc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIBTg7q9oNc)
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: Steve on February 18, 2016, 12:37:44 PM
All done

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIBTg7q9oNc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIBTg7q9oNc)
happ096
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2016, 12:53:10 PM
All done

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIBTg7q9oNc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIBTg7q9oNc)

Top man!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: apc2010 on February 18, 2016, 01:07:59 PM
 Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 18, 2016, 03:58:32 PM
Re-hydrating with Young's
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2016, 03:59:17 PM
Blast off soon noooo:

Did Dr Grabham find any signs of intelligent life?
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: apc2010 on February 18, 2016, 04:02:24 PM
Re-hydrating with Young's

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 18, 2016, 04:43:06 PM
Re-hydrating with Young's

 Thumbs:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Have a good evening
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 18, 2016, 04:47:11 PM
Blast off soon noooo:

Did Dr Grabham find any signs of intelligent life?

Intelligence comes from the brain, which is in the head. He wouldn't have found it where he was looking - he may have been successful with you,  mind,  with your head up your arse
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2016, 04:50:48 PM
 sad32:
Title: Re: Is TMR dead?
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 18, 2016, 08:12:56 PM
Blast off soon noooo:

Did Dr Grabham find any signs of intelligent life?

Intelligence comes from the brain, which is in the head. He wouldn't have found it where he was looking - he may have been successful with you,  mind,  with your head up your arse

meow!