The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on January 22, 2016, 03:40:44 PM
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Voting is open
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Do I get a vote in this?
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Are you dead?
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Are you dead?
Yes.
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Are you dead?
Yes.
Arse! evil:
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Not even 69 noooo: noooo:
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Not even 69 noooo: noooo:
You're not far off it - Prehistornick
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sad24: rubschin:
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sad24: rubschin:
You are my Joker like.... whistle: whistle:
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cloud9:
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sad24: rubschin:
You are my Joker like.... whistle: whistle:
TMJ
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Dr Nick recommends "that probiotic yoghurt" stuff.
I told him that it's witchcraft - he's dabbling with the Yakult.
I'm here all week - try the fish
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Dr Nick recommends "that probiotic yoghurt" stuff.
I told him that it's witchcraft - he's dabbling with the Yakult.
I'm here all week - try the fish

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Oh, and he thinks that you "drink" yoghurt - I say you "eat" it. His mind is obviously on other things...
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Oh, and he thinks that you "drink" yoghurt - I say you "eat" it. His mind is obviously on other things...
I thought wimmin stuffed it up their chuffs... redface:
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I told him that too, but he said he was cured eeek:
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I told him that too, but he said he was cured eeek:
eeek:
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Dr Nick recommends "that probiotic yoghurt" stuff.
I told him that it's witchcraft - he's dabbling with the Yakult. . .
happy001
Oh, and he thinks that you "drink" yoghurt - I say you "eat" it. His mind is obviously on other things...
Err no he's right, you drink the probottic stuff. Actimel is betterer though.
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cloud9:
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Dr Nick recommends "that probiotic yoghurt" stuff.
I told him that it's witchcraft - he's dabbling with the Yakult. . .
happy001
Oh, and he thinks that you "drink" yoghurt - I say you "eat" it. His mind is obviously on other things...
Err no he's right, you drink the probottic stuff. Actimel is betterer though.
Is it a real yoghurt though? Or just some watered down shite with microbes in it?
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Dr Nick recommends "that probiotic yoghurt" stuff.
I told him that it's witchcraft - he's dabbling with the Yakult. . .
happy001
Oh, and he thinks that you "drink" yoghurt - I say you "eat" it. His mind is obviously on other things...
Err no he's right, you drink the probottic stuff. Actimel is betterer though.
Is it a real yoghurt though? Or just some watered down shite with microbes in it?
Goes away to look at the packet . . . .
. . . yoghourt watered down with skimmed milk and then flavours, sugar and bugs added
It'll never beat your Youngs but it does seem to work on dodgy guts
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Dr Nick recommends "that probiotic yoghurt" stuff.
I told him that it's witchcraft - he's dabbling with the Yakult. . .
happy001
Oh, and he thinks that you "drink" yoghurt - I say you "eat" it. His mind is obviously on other things...
Err no he's right, you drink the probottic stuff. Actimel is betterer though.
Is it a real yoghurt though? Or just some watered down shite with microbes in it?
Goes away to look at the packet . . . .
. . . yoghourt watered down with skimmed milk and then flavours, sugar and bugs added
It'll never beat your Youngs but it does seem to work on dodgy guts
The "drinkability" is more to do with convenience than anything else. I've had yoghurts in Sweden that simply refuse to budge despite aggressive agitation with a spoon. Think I'll give Actimel a go though, can't do any harm
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sad24: rubschin:
You are my Joker like.... whistle: whistle:
TMJ
OI.... cussing:
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I told him that too, but he said he was cured eeek:
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He does smoke alot..... noooo:
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I told him that too, but he said he was cured eeek:
eeek:
He does smoke alot..... noooo:
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Lets keep it open .... whistle:
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If I survive I will be coming to Pafos in June.
With my recently divorced brother.
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Will he be pushing the wheelchair
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If I survive I will be coming to Pafos in June.
With my recently divorced brother.
Thumbs: Thumbs: they have refurbed your hotel........
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If I survive I will be coming to Pafos in June.
With my recently divorced brother.
Thumbs: Thumbs: they have refurbed your hotel........
They'll need to put twin beds in my suite :thumbsup:
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Right - the "evacuation" process begins...
1st, 10 Senna tablets to get things "softer" inside. Wonder if they'll make me drive faster too?
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Right - the "evacuation" process begins...
1st, 10 Senna tablets to get things "softer" inside. Wonder if they'll make me drive faster too?
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Right - the "evacuation" process begins...
1st, 10 Senna tablets to get things "softer" inside. Wonder if they'll make me drive faster too?
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Only it they aren't 'urting.
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This is going to be the too much detail thread
Hope it all goes well TMR
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This is going to be the too much detail thread
Hope it all goes well TMR
It'll be OK in the end. Thumbs:
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This is going to be the too much detail thread
Hope it all goes well TMR
It'll be OK in the end. Thumbs:
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I'm only allowed to drink clear liquids - black tea/coffee, fruit squash, water or fizzy drinks. Cobra counts as a clear fizzy drink, yes?
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I'm only allowed to drink clear liquids - black tea/coffee, fruit squash, water or fizzy drinks. Cobra counts as a clear fizzy drink, yes?
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Time for the first dose of Citramag... scared2:
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"TMR become first Englishman on the Moon" rubschin:
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Ye gods eeek:
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Ye gods eeek:
pathead:
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Might just take the laptop into the bog...
This is the chap who'll be doing the dirty deed :-
http://www.spirehealthcare.com/gatwickpark/our-facilities-treatments-and-consultants/our-consultants/mr-john-grabham/ (http://www.spirehealthcare.com/gatwickpark/our-facilities-treatments-and-consultants/our-consultants/mr-john-grabham/)
We can chat about skiing and classic cars while he investigates :thumbsup:
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Grabham by name and Grab 'em by nature. Watch out for the TMR crown jewels and do NOT believe him when he says "You will only feel a little prick" noooo:
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Might just take the laptop into the bog...
This is the chap who'll be doing the dirty deed :-
http://www.spirehealthcare.com/gatwickpark/our-facilities-treatments-and-consultants/our-consultants/mr-john-grabham/ (http://www.spirehealthcare.com/gatwickpark/our-facilities-treatments-and-consultants/our-consultants/mr-john-grabham/)
We can chat about skiing and classic cars while he investigates :thumbsup:
John Grabham???? eeek:
happy001
An gayer for sure.... noooo:
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Might just take the laptop into the bog...
This is the chap who'll be doing the dirty deed :-
http://www.spirehealthcare.com/gatwickpark/our-facilities-treatments-and-consultants/our-consultants/mr-john-grabham/ (http://www.spirehealthcare.com/gatwickpark/our-facilities-treatments-and-consultants/our-consultants/mr-john-grabham/)
We can chat about skiing and classic cars while he investigates :thumbsup:
John Grabham???? eeek:
happy001
An gayer for sure.... noooo:
tunble:
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Might just take the laptop into the bog...
This is the chap who'll be doing the dirty deed :-
http://www.spirehealthcare.com/gatwickpark/our-facilities-treatments-and-consultants/our-consultants/mr-john-grabham/ (http://www.spirehealthcare.com/gatwickpark/our-facilities-treatments-and-consultants/our-consultants/mr-john-grabham/)
We can chat about skiing and classic cars while he investigates :thumbsup:
John Grabham???? eeek:
happy001
An gayer for sure.... noooo:
Married with 2 kids... whistle:
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And does "dressage" 2gayers:
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And does "dressage" 2gayers:
I'd take a punt that it's the wife that does that. With a name like Pippa, it's highly likely.
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Pippa Grabham rubschin:
I wonder how often he shouts that rubschin:
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Pippa Grabham rubschin:
I wonder how often he shouts that rubschin:
;D ;D ;D
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Pippa Grabham rubschin:
I wonder how often he shouts that rubschin:
happy001
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Time for the 2nd dose. Although I cannot believe there is anything left inside me. I think the treatment was probably designed fo NIck - he's full of shite :thumbsup:
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Have some Young's. Strike a match whistle:
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Time for the 2nd dose. Although I cannot believe there is anything left inside me. I think the treatment was probably designed fo NIck - he's full of shite :thumbsup:
You'll be surprised.... don't wander off.... noooo:
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Time for the 2nd dose. Although I cannot believe there is anything left inside me. I think the treatment was probably designed fo NIck - he's full of shite :thumbsup:
You'll be surprised.... don't wander off.... noooo:
^^^ Good shout eeek:
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eeek: sick2:
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18 times since 14.45...
Still, I'm old enough to have drunk Watney's Red Barrel and the Citramag is considerably nicer. :thumbsup:
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18 times since 14.45...
Still, I'm old enough to have drunk Watney's Red Barrel and the Citramag is considerably nicer. :thumbsup:
eeek: that's worse that BM's homebrew ......
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The old Sherriff's rusty badge is starting to sting a tad now..
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The old Sherriff's rusty badge is starting to sting a tad now..
eeek:
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The old Sherriff's rusty badge is starting to sting a tad now..
eeek:
eeek: eeek:
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All done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIBTg7q9oNc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIBTg7q9oNc)
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All done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIBTg7q9oNc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIBTg7q9oNc)
happ096
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All done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIBTg7q9oNc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIBTg7q9oNc)
Top man! Thumbs:
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Thumbs: Thumbs:
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Re-hydrating with Young's
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Blast off soon noooo:
Did Dr Grabham find any signs of intelligent life?
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Re-hydrating with Young's 
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Re-hydrating with Young's 
Thumbs:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Have a good evening
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Blast off soon noooo:
Did Dr Grabham find any signs of intelligent life?
Intelligence comes from the brain, which is in the head. He wouldn't have found it where he was looking - he may have been successful with you, mind, with your head up your arse
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sad32:
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Blast off soon noooo:
Did Dr Grabham find any signs of intelligent life?
Intelligence comes from the brain, which is in the head. He wouldn't have found it where he was looking - he may have been successful with you, mind, with your head up your arse 
meow!