Post by: Nick on January 15, 2016, 06:38:29 PM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 16, 2016, 06:10:45 PM
Post by: Nick on January 16, 2016, 06:18:33 PM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 16, 2016, 06:20:14 PM
happy100 Are you allowed Young's? rubschin:
No, but I've just been out for a couple of fags to prevent blood clots and avoid the need for anti-clotting injections
Post by: Nick on January 16, 2016, 06:21:40 PM
Post by: apc2010 on January 16, 2016, 06:29:38 PM
CT scan revealed appendix ok, but a very swollen colon. Could be diverticulitis. On strong antibiotics for now. If they don't work the doctor is going to stick a camera up me for a closer look.
eeek: get well soon mate..
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 16, 2016, 06:46:00 PM
CT scan revealed appendix ok, but a very swollen colon. Could be diverticulitis. On strong antibiotics for now. If they don't work the doctor is going to stick a camera up me for a closer look.
eeek: get well soon mate..
Ta!
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2016, 07:55:45 PM
CT scan revealed appendix ok, but a very swollen colon. Could be diverticulitis. On strong antibiotics for now. If they don't work the doctor is going to stick a camera up me for a closer look.
How old are you like...? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on January 16, 2016, 07:59:04 PM
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2016, 08:00:23 PM
68? scared2:
That is cm tall.... not age.... ::)
Post by: Nick on January 16, 2016, 08:04:27 PM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 16, 2016, 08:11:20 PM
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2016, 08:12:57 PM
47 3/4. 5 foot 9. 11 stone. Blood group A+.
5 foot 9 standing on some poor passengers two foot tall luggage.... ::)
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 16, 2016, 08:22:33 PM
CT scan revealed appendix ok, but a very swollen colon. Could be diverticulitis. On strong antibiotics for now. If they don't work the doctor is going to stick a camera up me for a closer look.happy100
Take care lad.
Make sure you have a large soft cushion to sit on afterwards.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tvcameramuseum.org%2Fpye%2Fmk6%2Fpictures%2Fmk6side850h.jpg&hash=efd282ce9fa6b63a0602ef312f2108b500c1099d)
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 16, 2016, 10:14:10 PM
Post by: apc2010 on January 17, 2016, 05:03:17 AM
They're just dosing me up with loads more antibiotics and pain killers. I'm high as a kite as it is
At least you got high........ whistle:
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2016, 06:18:34 AM
They're just dosing me up with loads more antibiotics and pain killers. I'm high as a kite as it is
At least you got high........ whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 17, 2016, 08:41:41 AM
Post by: Nick on January 17, 2016, 08:42:55 AM
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2016, 08:43:47 AM
Still nil by mouth. I'm so hungry I could eat my iwn earwax. ..
Let us know what it tastes like! Thumbs:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 17, 2016, 08:59:24 AM
Post by: Nick on January 17, 2016, 09:01:28 AM
Post by: apc2010 on January 17, 2016, 10:03:24 AM
Too many jokes noooo:
cussing: I had loads ,,,,,,,,,, cussing:
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2016, 11:06:56 AM
Consultant says I should be going home later. Then I have to come back in a couple of weeks time so that they can shove a camera up my arse.
It will bring back memories of your rent boy days! Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on January 17, 2016, 11:17:44 AM
He was trying to put those behind him
drumroll: redface:
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2016, 11:28:24 AM
facepalm:
He was trying to put those behind him
drumroll: redface:
drumroll: drumroll:
Its the way we tell em.... :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on January 17, 2016, 11:29:01 AM
Post by: apc2010 on January 17, 2016, 11:37:23 AM
rubschin:
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2016, 11:38:55 AM
OI I am the joker here ,,,,,,,,,,, cussing:
rubschin:
TMJ....
Post by: apc2010 on January 17, 2016, 11:42:32 AM
OI I am the joker here ,,,,,,,,,,, cussing:
rubschin:
TMJ....
cussing: cussing:
Post by: Steve on January 17, 2016, 02:53:05 PM
Consultant says I should be going home later.:thumbsup: Hope you're feeling better and it's not just them clearing space
Quote
Then I have to come back in a couple of weeks time so that they can shove a camera up my arse.How unfortunate that we have videos and images threads you could post in. Please don't
Post by: apc2010 on January 17, 2016, 05:44:13 PM
Consultant says I should be going home later.:thumbsup: Hope you're feeling better and it's not just them clearing spaceQuoteThen I have to come back in a couple of weeks time so that they can shove a camera up my arse.How unfortunate that we have videos and images threads you could post in. Please don't
Clearing space ......may not be the best choice of words,,,,, noooo:
Post by: Steve on January 17, 2016, 06:13:57 PM
redface:Consultant says I should be going home later.:thumbsup: Hope you're feeling better and it's not just them clearing spaceQuoteThen I have to come back in a couple of weeks time so that they can shove a camera up my arse.How unfortunate that we have videos and images threads you could post in. Please don't
Clearing space ......may not be the best choice of words,,,,, noooo:
I guess evacuating wouldn't be clever either. How about emptying?
Post by: apc2010 on January 17, 2016, 06:26:31 PM
redface:Consultant says I should be going home later.:thumbsup: Hope you're feeling better and it's not just them clearing spaceQuoteThen I have to come back in a couple of weeks time so that they can shove a camera up my arse.How unfortunate that we have videos and images threads you could post in. Please don't
Clearing space ......may not be the best choice of words,,,,, noooo:
I guess evacuating wouldn't be clever either. How about emptying?
He'll be the butt of all our jokes now........ noooo:
Post by: Nick on January 17, 2016, 06:27:30 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 17, 2016, 11:07:32 PM
redface:Consultant says I should be going home later.:thumbsup: Hope you're feeling better and it's not just them clearing spaceQuoteThen I have to come back in a couple of weeks time so that they can shove a camera up my arse.How unfortunate that we have videos and images threads you could post in. Please don't
Clearing space ......may not be the best choice of words,,,,, noooo:
I guess evacuating wouldn't be clever either. How about emptying?
He'll be the butt of all our jokes now........ noooo:
Cracks him up
Post by: Steve on January 17, 2016, 11:10:27 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 18, 2016, 04:06:46 AM
OI I am the joker here ,,,,,,,,,,, cussing:
rubschin:
(https://techandle.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/cesar-romero.jpg)
rubschin:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 19, 2016, 12:29:39 PM
Post by: Barman on January 19, 2016, 12:30:36 PM
A side-effect of the antibiotics is gushing diarrhoea sick2:
Too much information.... noooo:
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 19, 2016, 01:00:31 PM
A side-effect of the antibiotics is gushing diarrhoea sick2:happy100
"Rusty water"
© Old Holborn
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 19, 2016, 05:33:04 PM
A side-effect of the antibiotics is gushing diarrhoea sick2:happy100
"Rusty water"
© Old Holborn
"The devil's deluge"
@TMR 2016
Post by: Barman on January 19, 2016, 05:53:51 PM
A side-effect of the antibiotics is gushing diarrhoea sick2:happy100
"Rusty water"
© Old Holborn
"The devil's deluge"
@TMR 2016
"Youngs Revenge"
(C) Barman 2016... whistle: