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Title: The all new "BEST Christmas present" thread
Post by: Misty on January 04, 2016, 05:18:51 PM
I want one!!!!  cloud9:


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Title: Re: The all new "BEST Christmas present" thread
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2016, 05:21:33 PM
Make your  own. Any bag, wine box, Stanley knife  ::)
Title: Re: The all new "BEST Christmas present" thread
Post by: Misty on January 04, 2016, 05:28:03 PM
Make your  own. Any bag, wine box, Stanley knife  ::)

Do you know nothing man?! You NEVER harm a handbag!  eeek: eeek:

I would rather walk down the street with the open bottle in my hand...(again) redface:
Title: Re: The all new "BEST Christmas present" thread
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2016, 05:33:51 PM
Make your  own. Any bag, wine box, Stanley knife  ::)

Do you know nothing man?! You NEVER harm a handbag!  eeek: eeek:

I would rather walk down the street with the empty bottle in my hand...(again) redface:

 whistle:
Title: Re: The all new "BEST Christmas present" thread
Post by: Pirate on January 04, 2016, 05:47:34 PM
I want one!!!!  cloud9:


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 rubschin:

Is that Miss D...?
Title: Re: The all new "BEST Christmas present" thread
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2016, 05:49:03 PM
Voddybag? There could be munny in this rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "BEST Christmas present" thread
Post by: apc2010 on January 04, 2016, 05:52:07 PM
I want one!!!!  cloud9:


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 rubschin:

Is that Miss D...?

 rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "BEST Christmas present" thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 04, 2016, 11:07:31 PM
A good friend of ours has a wife who has been involved in several minor car prangs over the years.
On each occasion she insisted it was the fault of the other driver but it was always 'knock for knock' due to lack of evidence, with the inevitable loss of her no-claims and escalating premium.

They came for lunch on Boxing Day and he was telling us that, after another bump in November, he had bought her a dashboard camera gizmo for Xmas, to record everything in future.

He made a joke about nagging her to ensure it was turned on every time she goes out.

We heard today that she had been fiddling with it when she side-swiped a parked van.

 facepalm:
Title: Re: The all new "BEST Christmas present" thread
Post by: Pirate on January 04, 2016, 11:12:39 PM
She was prolly trying to text someone it... noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "BEST Christmas present" thread
Post by: apc2010 on January 04, 2016, 11:56:06 PM
A good friend of ours has a wife who has been involved in several minor car prangs over the years.
On each occasion she insisted it was the fault of the other driver but it was always 'knock for knock' due to lack of evidence, with the inevitable loss of her no-claims and escalating premium.

They came for lunch on Boxing Day and he was telling us that, after another bump in November, he had bought her a dashboard camera gizmo for Xmas, to record everything in future.

He made a joke about nagging her to ensure it was turned on every time she goes out.

We heard today that she had been fiddling with it when she side-swiped a parked van.

 facepalm:

Female....... noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "BEST Christmas present" thread
Post by: Steve on January 05, 2016, 12:39:59 AM
A good friend of ours has a wife who has been involved in several minor car prangs over the years.
On each occasion she insisted it was the fault of the other driver but it was always 'knock for knock' due to lack of evidence, with the inevitable loss of her no-claims and escalating premium.

They came for lunch on Boxing Day and he was telling us that, after another bump in November, he had bought her a dashboard camera gizmo for Xmas, to record everything in future.

He made a joke about nagging her to ensure it was turned on every time she goes out.

We heard today that she had been fiddling with it when she side-swiped a parked van.

 facepalm:
happy001
Title: Re: The all new "BEST Christmas present" thread
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2016, 07:17:43 AM
A good friend of ours has a wife who has been involved in several minor car prangs over the years.
On each occasion she insisted it was the fault of the other driver but it was always 'knock for knock' due to lack of evidence, with the inevitable loss of her no-claims and escalating premium.

They came for lunch on Boxing Day and he was telling us that, after another bump in November, he had bought her a dashboard camera gizmo for Xmas, to record everything in future.

He made a joke about nagging her to ensure it was turned on every time she goes out.

We heard today that she had been fiddling with it when she side-swiped a parked van.

 facepalm:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new "BEST Christmas present" thread
Post by: Nick on January 05, 2016, 07:44:41 AM
 razz: razz: razz: razz:
Title: Re: The all new "BEST Christmas present" thread
Post by: Just One More on January 09, 2016, 06:58:42 AM
Voddybag? There could be munny in this rubschin:

That's no way to refer to Miss D
Title: Re: The all new "BEST Christmas present" thread
Post by: Barman on January 09, 2016, 07:14:43 AM
Voddybag? There could be munny in this rubschin:

That's no way to refer to Miss D

 scared2:
Title: Re: The all new "BEST Christmas present" thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 09, 2016, 09:24:14 AM
Voddybag? There could be munny in this rubschin:

That's no way to refer to Miss D

 lol:

Indeed it's not ..never touch the stuff  angel1