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Title: Christmas Pud
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 30, 2015, 11:27:40 AM: That's me redface:

What with recent inactivity coz of the heart problems and then Chrimbo indulgences I've put on a few pounds. I'm now heavier than I've ever been.

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Title: Re: Christmas Pud
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2015, 11:28:06 AM: redface:
Title: Re: Christmas Pud
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 30, 2015, 11:28:33 AM: You too?
Title: Re: Christmas Pud
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2015, 11:29:44 AM: Miss I is not here to put me through my paces sad24:
Title: Re: Christmas Pud
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 30, 2015, 11:31:09 AM: eeek:
Title: Re: Christmas Pud
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 30, 2015, 01:02:21 PM: Quote from: Nick on December 30, 2015, 11:29:44 AM
Miss I is not here to put me through my paces sad24:

"Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick, take me to Ikea"
"Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick, assemble this for me"

rubschin:
Title: Re: Christmas Pud
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2015, 01:05:05 PM: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: Christmas Pud
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2015, 01:10:36 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 30, 2015, 01:02:21 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 30, 2015, 11:29:44 AM
Miss I is not here to put me through my paces sad24:

"Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick, take me to Ikea"
"Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick, assemble this for me"
"Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick, don't stop yet"

rubschin:

whistle:
Title: Re: Christmas Pud
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 30, 2015, 01:25:03 PM: Quote from: Nick on December 30, 2015, 01:10:36 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 30, 2015, 01:02:21 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 30, 2015, 11:29:44 AM
Miss I is not here to put me through my paces sad24:

"Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick, take me to Ikea"
"Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick, assemble this for me"
"Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick, don't stop yet"
"Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick, you can't leave that bookcase half assembled"

rubschin:

whistle:

whistle:
Title: Re: Christmas Pud
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2015, 01:25:52 PM: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Christmas Pud
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 30, 2015, 01:26:14 PM: point:
Title: Re: Christmas Pud
Post by: apc2010 on December 30, 2015, 01:26:41 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 30, 2015, 01:25:03 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 30, 2015, 01:10:36 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 30, 2015, 01:02:21 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 30, 2015, 11:29:44 AM
Miss I is not here to put me through my paces sad24:

"Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick, take me to Ikea"
"Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick, assemble this for me"
"Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick, don't stop yet"
"Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick, you can't leave that bookcase half assembled"

rubschin:

whistle:

whistle:

;D
Title: Re: Christmas Pud
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2015, 01:30:27 PM: evil: Not seeing her till my birthday sad24: But she promises a special treat :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Christmas Pud
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 30, 2015, 01:42:27 PM: So are we have a VP diet January then.

Whn we shall all be deprived / depraved rubschin:
Title: Re: Christmas Pud
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2015, 01:45:44 PM: Celery is quite slimming, I am told :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Christmas Pud
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 30, 2015, 01:46:27 PM: That's cos it makes you puke every time you eat the root of all evilness sick2:
Title: Re: Christmas Pud
Post by: apc2010 on December 30, 2015, 01:49:48 PM: Quote from: Nick on December 30, 2015, 01:45:44 PM
Celery is quite slimming, I am told :thumbsup:

Thumbs:
Title: Re: Christmas Pud
Post by: Steve on December 30, 2015, 10:47:36 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on December 30, 2015, 01:49:48 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 30, 2015, 01:45:44 PM
Celery is quite slimming, I am told :thumbsup:

Thumbs:
even betterer with Marmite
Title: Re: Christmas Pud
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 31, 2015, 09:08:39 AM: Quote from: Steve on December 30, 2015, 10:47:36 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 30, 2015, 01:49:48 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 30, 2015, 01:45:44 PM
Celery is quite slimming, I am told :thumbsup:

Thumbs:
even betterer with Marmite

You sick, sick , man noooo:
Title: Re: Christmas Pud
Post by: apc2010 on December 31, 2015, 03:19:04 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on December 30, 2015, 01:42:27 PM
So are we have a VP diet January then.

Whn we shall all be deprived / depraved rubschin:

Call watch-watchers to send someone round.............

They've got lots......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Christmas Pud
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 31, 2015, 09:20:28 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on December 31, 2015, 03:19:04 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on December 30, 2015, 01:42:27 PM
So are we have a VP diet January then.

Whn we shall all be deprived / depraved rubschin:

Call watch-watchers to send someone round.............

They've got lots......... Thumbs:

Watch-watchers?

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Title: Re: Christmas Pud
Post by: Barman on January 01, 2016, 08:32:18 AM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 31, 2015, 09:20:28 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 31, 2015, 03:19:04 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on December 30, 2015, 01:42:27 PM
So are we have a VP diet January then.

Whn we shall all be deprived / depraved rubschin:

Call watch-watchers to send someone round.............

They've got lots......... Thumbs:

Watch-watchers?

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;D