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Title: Boobosuction
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2015, 04:20:28 PM
Miss I reported that she was concerned about Mamma cos she kept overbalancing during her visit.

I suggested it might be an ear related problem  angel1

Miss I looked suitably thoughtful

Later she revealed that her Mamma has MAHOOSIVE knockers. Can't buy normal bras. Has to have them specially made  eeek: eeek:

"I reckon they are about 20 kilos each, " she ventured  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Miss I is now checking out costs of surgical boob reduction. 

Ironically Pappa is a surgeon specialising in boob ops. Pity he and Mamma are divorced and don't speak  noooo:

Title: Re: Boobosuction
Post by: Steve on November 27, 2015, 04:23:54 PM
20 kilos each  eeek: eeek:

Is it worth mentioning that daughters grow to look like their mothers adage?  No, ah well  too late now

Spose mentioning that Deadly Weapons film would be right out too?
Title: Re: Boobosuction
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2015, 04:24:44 PM
Miss I is a perfick 32D  cloud9:
Title: Re: Boobosuction
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2015, 04:26:53 PM
(  o  Y  o  )      Drool:
Title: Re: Boobosuction
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2015, 04:28:00 PM
 whistle:

"More than a handful is a waste" (Snoopy)
Title: Re: Boobosuction
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 27, 2015, 05:22:02 PM
whistle:

"More than a handful is a waste" (Snoopy)

You should be OK then.  whistle:
Title: Re: Boobosuction
Post by: apc2010 on November 27, 2015, 05:32:26 PM
whistle:

"More than a handful is a waste" (Snoopy)

You should be OK then.  whistle:

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Boobosuction
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2015, 05:36:12 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Boobosuction
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2015, 05:56:07 PM
evil:

 point:
Title: Re: Boobosuction
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2015, 05:57:38 PM
 whistle: