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Title: My new toothbrush
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2015, 07:54:49 AM
My electric toothbrush has died and needs replacing. I have been doing online comparisons. I found one thaat has built in Bluetooth  eeek: eeek:

WTF for??? And it seems an unfortunate concept to associate with a toothbrush anyhoo  rubschin:
Title: Re: My new toothbrush
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 16, 2015, 07:56:44 AM
How much research do you need to get the one that is on half price offer at the supermarket ??? 
Title: Re: My new toothbrush
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2015, 07:57:12 AM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: My new toothbrush
Post by: Steve on November 16, 2015, 08:37:47 PM
My electric toothbrush has died and needs replacing. I have been doing online comparisons. I found one thaat has built in Bluetooth  eeek: eeek:

WTF for??? And it seems an unfortunate concept to associate with a toothbrush anyhoo  rubschin:

Well I just had to find out

"Bluetooth 4.0 connectivity connects to the Oral-B App and provides real-time brushing guidance that can be adjusted by your dental professional. Also receive focused care through personalized dental care journeys to meet your specific oral care needs."

Dental care for tossers then
Title: Re: My new toothbrush
Post by: apc2010 on November 16, 2015, 09:20:07 PM
My electric toothbrush has died and needs replacing. I have been doing online comparisons. I found one thaat has built in Bluetooth  eeek: eeek:

WTF for??? And it seems an unfortunate concept to associate with a toothbrush anyhoo  rubschin:

Well I just had to find out

"Bluetooth 4.0 connectivity connects to the Oral-B App and provides real-time brushing guidance that can be adjusted by your dental professional. Also receive focused care through personalized dental care journeys to meet your specific oral care needs."

Dental care for tossers then

 noooo:
Title: Re: My new toothbrush
Post by: Steve on November 16, 2015, 09:27:04 PM
I get those disposable battery powered toothbrushes when they do 2 for 1 deals.  Much cheaperer than buying replacement heads for those Oral B things
Title: Re: My new toothbrush
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 17, 2015, 09:39:47 AM
"real time brushing guidance "

Oh jeez ....like you need something else to tell you what to do  noooo:

We have one of those " place your hand in " hand dryers at work. It has an automatic tiem set where you have to try your hands for 18 seconds and then goes on a countdown. Annoys the buggery out of me.

They have also taken away the paper towels optio to enforce the use of said hand dryer  evil:

I wipe my hands on my clothes in spite  evil:
Title: Re: My new toothbrush
Post by: Barman on November 17, 2015, 09:49:46 AM
"real time brushing guidance "

Oh jeez ....like you need something else to tell you what to do  noooo:

We have one of those " place your hand in " hand dryers at work. It has an automatic tiem set where you have to try your hands for 18 seconds and then goes on a countdown. Annoys the buggery out of me.

They have also taken away the paper towels optio to enforce the use of said hand dryer  evil:

I wipe my hands on my clothes in spite  evil:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: My new toothbrush
Post by: Steve on November 17, 2015, 10:07:15 AM

"real time brushing guidance "

Oh jeez ....like you need something else to tell you what to do  noooo:

We have one of those " place your hand in " hand dryers at work. It has an automatic tiem set where you have to try your hands for 18 seconds and then goes on a countdown. Annoys the buggery out of me.

They have also taken away the paper towels optio to enforce the use of said hand dryer  evil:

I wipe my hands on my clothes in spite  evil:


Hot air hand dryers are just evil

Go out of my way to go back to restaurants that have the paper towels
Title: Re: My new toothbrush
Post by: Nick on November 17, 2015, 10:09:06 AM
I like those Dyson ones cos they make my hands like they could be in Star Trek  redface:
Title: Re: My new toothbrush
Post by: Barman on November 17, 2015, 11:42:27 AM

"real time brushing guidance "

Oh jeez ....like you need something else to tell you what to do  noooo:

We have one of those " place your hand in " hand dryers at work. It has an automatic tiem set where you have to try your hands for 18 seconds and then goes on a countdown. Annoys the buggery out of me.

They have also taken away the paper towels optio to enforce the use of said hand dryer  evil:

I wipe my hands on my clothes in spite  evil:


Hot air hand dryers are just evil

Go out of my way to go back to restaurants that have the paper towels

And I thought I remembered reading that they could be a breading ground for bacteria...?

I like the Dyson Blades but I've never found any other that actually, you know, dried your hands... ::)

Pafos airport has removed all its paper towels allowing us to 'take the green' option of using the (pathetic) hand dryers... Surely, using towels made out of recycled paper which can themselves be recycled into more recyclable towels must be more greenerer than using an electric noise making machine that leaves you with wet hands that have to be dried using Miss D's preferred method...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: My new toothbrush
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 17, 2015, 12:22:58 PM
I like those Dyson ones cos they make my hands like they could be in Star Trek  redface:

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Just a normal day you say... rubschin:
Title: Re: My new toothbrush
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 17, 2015, 02:40:24 PM

And I thought I remembered reading that they could be a breading ground for bacteria...?

I like the Dyson Blades but I've never found any other that actually, you know, dried your hands... ::)

Pafos airport has removed all its paper towels allowing us to 'take the green' option of using the (pathetic) hand dryers... Surely, using towels made out of recycled paper which can themselves be recycled into more recyclable towels must be more greenerer than using an electric noise making machine that leaves you with wet hands that have to be dried using Miss D's preferred method...? Shrugs:

Exactamondo BM  :thumbsup:

Title: Re: My new toothbrush
Post by: Nick on November 17, 2015, 02:41:50 PM
They ought to make hand dryer sucky instead of blowy types :thumbsup:

There could be munny in this  rubschin:
Title: Re: My new toothbrush
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 17, 2015, 03:41:31 PM
No ...I don't want to be sucked or blowed . I just want to rub off  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: My new toothbrush
Post by: Nick on November 17, 2015, 03:42:59 PM
Potty mouth
Title: Re: My new toothbrush
Post by: Steve on November 17, 2015, 03:57:32 PM

And I thought I remembered reading that they could be a breading ground for bacteria...?

I like the Dyson Blades but I've never found any other that actually, you know, dried your hands... ::)

Pafos airport has removed all its paper towels allowing us to 'take the green' option of using the (pathetic) hand dryers... Surely, using towels made out of recycled paper which can themselves be recycled into more recyclable towels must be more greenerer than using an electric noise making machine that leaves you with wet hands that have to be dried using Miss D's preferred method...? Shrugs:

Exactamondo BM  :thumbsup:
:thumbsup:

Dyson air blades take the liquid on your hands and disperse it around the vicinity for others to inhale.  Might be tolerable if everyone washed their hands properly or the soaps they use not include the evil Methylisothiazolinone (http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/5K5XTnFxftQWkGhvKDzVbYg/methylisothiazolinone-mi-update) that causes human tissue to fall apart in ~ 1% of people.

Air Blades are good for making deafening whistling noises if you angle your hands right
Title: Re: My new toothbrush
Post by: Nick on November 17, 2015, 04:00:17 PM

And I thought I remembered reading that they could be a breading ground for bacteria...?

I like the Dyson Blades but I've never found any other that actually, you know, dried your hands... ::)

Pafos airport has removed all its paper towels allowing us to 'take the green' option of using the (pathetic) hand dryers... Surely, using towels made out of recycled paper which can themselves be recycled into more recyclable towels must be more greenerer than using an electric noise making machine that leaves you with wet hands that have to be dried using Miss D's preferred method...? Shrugs:

Exactamondo BM  :thumbsup:
:thumbsup:

Dyson air blades take the liquid on your hands and disperse it around the vicinity for others to inhale.  Might be tolerable if everyone washed their hands properly or the soaps they use not include the evil Methylisothiazolinone (http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/5K5XTnFxftQWkGhvKDzVbYg/methylisothiazolinone-mi-update) that causes human tissue to fall apart in ~ 1% of people.

Air Blades are good for making deafening whistling noises if you angle your hands right

 redface:
Title: Re: My new toothbrush
Post by: Barman on November 17, 2015, 04:14:55 PM
No ...I don't want to be sucked or blowed . I just want to rub off  :thumbsup:

I don't want to be sucked-off either....  noooo:




Oh wait....  redface:
Title: Re: My new toothbrush
Post by: Nick on November 17, 2015, 04:16:10 PM
Bang goes Mr Thread  noooo:
Title: Re: My new toothbrush
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 17, 2015, 04:17:53 PM
Potty mouth

Mrs Pot meet Mr Kettle  whistle:
Title: Re: My new toothbrush
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 18, 2015, 11:42:26 AM

And I thought I remembered reading that they could be a breading ground for bacteria...?

I like the Dyson Blades but I've never found any other that actually, you know, dried your hands... ::)

Pafos airport has removed all its paper towels allowing us to 'take the green' option of using the (pathetic) hand dryers... Surely, using towels made out of recycled paper which can themselves be recycled into more recyclable towels must be more greenerer than using an electric noise making machine that leaves you with wet hands that have to be dried using Miss D's preferred method...? Shrugs:

Exactamondo BM  :thumbsup:
:thumbsup:

Dyson air blades take the liquid on your hands and disperse it around the vicinity for others to inhale.  Might be tolerable if everyone washed their hands properly or the soaps they use not include the evil Methylisothiazolinone (http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/5K5XTnFxftQWkGhvKDzVbYg/methylisothiazolinone-mi-update) that causes human tissue to fall apart in ~ 1% of people.

Air Blades are good for making deafening whistling noises if you angle your hands right


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"Don't think much of that new Dyson urinal"