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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Marmite the Cat on August 31, 2007, 07:54:58 PM

Title: Hello Boys
Post by: Marmite the Cat on August 31, 2007, 07:54:58 PM: I think I might like it here. But I need stroking.

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I see there are other cats. Are they nice?
Title: Re: Hello Boys
Post by: Shy Talk on August 31, 2007, 08:03:40 PM: Quote from: Marmite the Cat on August 31, 2007, 07:54:58 PM
I think I might like it here. But I need stroking.

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I see there are other cats. Are they nice?

I don't know if I like pussies eyes:
Title: Re: Hello Boys
Post by: Snoopy on August 31, 2007, 08:05:57 PM: Quote from: Shy Talk on August 31, 2007, 08:03:40 PM
Quote from: Marmite the Cat on August 31, 2007, 07:54:58 PM
I think I might like it here. But I need stroking.

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I see there are other cats. Are they nice?

I don't know if I like pussies eyes:

There's some really rough ones around
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Title: Re: Hello Boys
Post by: Marmite the Cat on August 31, 2007, 08:27:12 PM: I can deal with them!
Title: Re: Hello Boys
Post by: Snoopy on August 31, 2007, 08:31:04 PM: Clearly you haven't met Mr Big scared2:

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Title: Re: Hello Boys
Post by: Marmite the Cat on August 31, 2007, 08:31:55 PM: Bring him on!
Title: Re: Hello Boys
Post by: Snoopy on August 31, 2007, 08:40:47 PM: I think he's having issues at the moment but I'm sure he'll be along later.

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Title: Re: Hello Boys
Post by: Mozo on August 31, 2007, 10:29:00 PM: Quote from: Marmite the Cat on August 31, 2007, 08:27:12 PM
I can deal with them!

Are you plural challenged?

Are you a cat?

Are you really Marmite or dynamite?
Title: Re: Hello Boys
Post by: Mozo on August 31, 2007, 10:35:14 PM: Quote from: Marmite the Cat on August 31, 2007, 07:54:58 PM
I think I might like it here. But I need stroking.

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I see there are other cats. Are they nice?

All cats are grey in the dark, and lay off the tuna.

Blue fin are endangered ... Your bloody sushi, eh?
Title: Re: Hello Boys
Post by: Mozo on August 31, 2007, 10:42:15 PM: Only kidding, Vegemite ... care for a short round of different strokes?

PS. I know ... several posts, but I am old and living upside down. :)
Title: Re: Hello Boys
Post by: Barman on September 01, 2007, 05:53:05 AM: Quote from: Marmite the Cat on August 31, 2007, 07:54:58 PM
I think I might like it here. But I need stroking.

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I see there are other cats. Are they nice?
Welcome... they say you either love or hate Marmite, no inbetween... rubschin:
Title: Re: Hello Boys
Post by: Sour Puss on September 01, 2007, 07:26:47 AM: Welcome Marmite..how is the~~toad~~ toast? whistle:
Title: Re: Hello Boys
Post by: Barman on September 01, 2007, 07:41:00 AM: Quote from: Pussy Galore on September 01, 2007, 07:26:47 AM
Welcome Marmite..how is the~~toad~~ toast? whistle:
You don't think? noooo:
Title: Re: Hello Boys
Post by: Nick on September 01, 2007, 08:34:06 AM: Welcome young lady. Do you want me to rub you behind your ears?
Title: Re: Hello Boys
Post by: Barman on September 01, 2007, 08:38:14 AM: Quote from: Nick on September 01, 2007, 08:34:06 AM
Welcome young lady. Do you want me to rub you behind your ears?
doh:
Another duvet buried in the garden? noooo:
Title: Re: Hello Boys
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on September 01, 2007, 03:07:40 PM: Hello Marmite
If you ever feel the need to be invaded the boys and I are always available
Title: Re: Hello Boys
Post by: Mr Happy on September 01, 2007, 03:48:32 PM: Hello ladies, if you look at my avatar i have a disproportionate mouth, imagine my tounge sluuuuuuuuuuuurp!

FFS apparently we're grown ups as opposed to domesticated pets.

Marmite i believe the big brother forum is still looking for 'contributions'...
Title: Re: Hello Boys
Post by: Marmite the Cat on September 01, 2007, 05:24:23 PM: I shall slink around here for a while little yellow person. And as for military man who responded earlier I only go for the big guns.
Title: Re: Hello Boys
Post by: Mr Happy on September 01, 2007, 08:29:38 PM: Quote from: Marmite the Cat on September 01, 2007, 05:24:23 PM
I shall slink around here for a while little yellow person. And as for military man who responded earlier I only go for the big guns.

Anything interesting to contribute?
Title: Re: Hello Boys
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on September 01, 2007, 08:57:13 PM: I sense a prior knowledge of this pussy eyes:
Title: Re: Hello Boys
Post by: Mr Happy on September 01, 2007, 09:12:21 PM: Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on September 01, 2007, 08:57:13 PM
I sense a prior knowledge of this pussy eyes:

I'm too lazy and/or stupid to care who has re-invented themselves.

I merely wish that contributions weren't limited to 'Ooooh look I'm a cat'.

I tend to take posters on the merit of their posts.

Put up or shut up.
Title: Re: Hello Boys
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on September 01, 2007, 09:22:28 PM: Ah! .....Does that mean I have failed the X factor auditions? cry:
Title: Re: Hello Boys
Post by: Mr Happy on September 01, 2007, 09:38:54 PM: Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on September 01, 2007, 09:22:28 PM
Ah! .....Does that mean I have failed the X factor auditions? cry:

Did you shown Danni Minogue your little soldier?
Title: Re: Hello Boys
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on September 01, 2007, 09:42:50 PM: I did waggle it in her general direction, just to distract while the lads did a left flanking manoevre