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Title: Misleading labels
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 05, 2015, 08:07:36 AM
Butternut Squash ....now shouldn't that taste lovely according to it's title ???

But it is devoid of either butter or nut tastes  noooo:

Who the heck names these things  noooo:
Title: Re: Misleading labels
Post by: Nick on November 05, 2015, 08:12:18 AM
Yet another food of wrongness  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Misleading labels
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 05, 2015, 08:37:32 AM
Butternut Squash ....now shouldn't that taste lovely according to it's title ???

But it is devoid of either butter or nut tastes  noooo:

Who the heck names these things  noooo:

It is American, why would you expect it to have any taste?
Title: Re: Misleading labels
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 05, 2015, 10:49:05 AM
It is not a food of wrongness as I wouldn't not eat it if it was on my plate .....how many double negative things am I allowed in one sentence ??

Can we not rename it then from it's American name - like Zuccini  ( another that sounds far more promising than it actually is !!! )

We can call it Bland Orange  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Misleading labels
Post by: Steve on November 05, 2015, 11:04:39 AM
Butternut Squash ....now shouldn't that taste lovely according to it's title ???

But it is devoid of either butter or nut tastes  noooo:

Who the heck names these things  noooo:
Mrs K loves it, I find it OK with BBQ sauce to give it some flavour
Title: Re: Misleading labels
Post by: Steve on November 05, 2015, 11:05:58 AM
Misleading signs?

"Take your Litter home.  Other people do."

Just tells me I can leave it there, the other people will clear up my mess.
Title: Re: Misleading labels
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 05, 2015, 11:29:22 AM
I always found those parking signs which with no return details utterly confusing. Whether that was just to that particular bay  , or section of bays or does that mean the road  ?

Title: Re: Misleading labels
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 05, 2015, 12:31:16 PM
Virtual Pub - May contain nuts.
Title: Re: Misleading labels
Post by: Nick on November 05, 2015, 12:41:35 PM
Dogs mut be carried on the escalator  rubschin:
Title: Re: Misleading labels
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 05, 2015, 12:49:04 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F-2Ll9IGVtumw%2FTa_aqmhJG3I%2FAAAAAAAAA_g%2FcJGnGFS1WGs%2Fs1600%2Femergency-phone-fail-dial-911.jpg&hash=86e18de535285696c3fd8b3b1f025dce6a207bf9)

Title: Re: Misleading labels
Post by: Steve on November 05, 2015, 01:39:53 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Misleading labels
Post by: apc2010 on November 05, 2015, 08:15:25 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F-2Ll9IGVtumw%2FTa_aqmhJG3I%2FAAAAAAAAA_g%2FcJGnGFS1WGs%2Fs1600%2Femergency-phone-fail-dial-911.jpg&hash=86e18de535285696c3fd8b3b1f025dce6a207bf9)

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Misleading labels
Post by: Nick on November 09, 2015, 10:21:36 AM
The changing rooms in the pool here have a sign instructing me not to enter "when you are wet". The door leads directly into the shower room  rubschin:
Title: Re: Misleading labels
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 09, 2015, 11:57:35 AM
The changing rooms in the pool here have a sign instructing me not to enter "when you are wet". The door leads directly into the shower room  rubschin:

Probably a poor translation of the Spanish for "No Drips"
Title: Re: Misleading labels
Post by: Steve on November 09, 2015, 12:48:26 PM
The changing rooms in the pool here have a sign instructing me not to enter "when you are wet". The door leads directly into the shower room  rubschin:

Probably a poor translation of the Spanish for "No Drips"
;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Misleading labels
Post by: Nick on November 09, 2015, 03:02:02 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Misleading labels
Post by: Steve on November 09, 2015, 10:15:50 PM
Does BM's new printer have a misleading labels setting?
Title: Re: Misleading labels
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 10, 2015, 12:48:06 AM
Does BM's new printer have a misleading labels setting?

Yes, it's called the print button...  whistle:
Title: Re: Misleading labels
Post by: apc2010 on November 10, 2015, 05:22:23 PM
Does BM's new printer have a misleading labels setting?

Yes, it's called the print button...  whistle:

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Misleading labels
Post by: Nick on November 10, 2015, 05:44:28 PM
The changing room in the pool here has 350 lockers. I guess a similar number in the laydees' changing room  rubschin:

So do they really think thaat 700 would try to get in the pool at once?

Anyhoo, the lockers are numbered but NOT in sequence. This arvo I was given the key to 295. I eventually located it nestled between 118 and 326 Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Misleading labels
Post by: apc2010 on November 10, 2015, 06:05:58 PM
The changing room in the pool here has 350 lockers. I guess a similar number in the laydees' changing room  rubschin:

So do they really think thaat 700 would try to get in the pool at once?

Anyhoo, the lockers are numbered but NOT in sequence. This arvo I was given the key to 295. I eventually located it nestled between 118 and 326 Banghead Banghead Banghead

Doesn't your stuff get wet........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Misleading labels
Post by: Nick on November 10, 2015, 06:12:27 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: