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Title: The Uxbridge English Dictionary
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 03, 2015, 10:55:06 AM

You know how it works I am sure.

Kettering = Chinese crowd control tactics.

Title: Re: The Uxbridge English Dictionary
Post by: Just One More on November 03, 2015, 04:19:19 PM

 ;D

Title: Re: The Uxbridge English Dictionary
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 04, 2015, 08:16:33 PM

Rather a slow uptake, I had hoped for better.  noooo:


Stigmata=A racing driver with 76 virgins.

Title: Re: The Uxbridge English Dictionary
Post by: Barman on November 04, 2015, 08:20:12 PM

I fear a tunble is heading your way Mr. Darwin Sir.....  noooo:

Title: Re: The Uxbridge English Dictionary
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 04, 2015, 08:26:14 PM

Quote from: Barman on November 04, 2015, 08:20:12 PM

I fear a tunble is heading your way Mr. Darwin Sir.....  noooo:

Indeed so. I should have known better than to attempt raising the VP game. sad24:

I suppose it will go the same way as posts in Latin.

Title: Re: The Uxbridge English Dictionary
Post by: Barman on November 04, 2015, 08:43:03 PM

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happy001

Title: Re: The Uxbridge English Dictionary
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 04, 2015, 09:31:20 PM

Quote from: Barman on November 04, 2015, 08:43:03 PM

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happy001

facepalm:

Title: Re: The Uxbridge English Dictionary
Post by: Steve on November 05, 2015, 12:42:28 AM

Quote from: Barman on November 04, 2015, 08:20:12 PM

I fear a tunble is heading your way Mr. Darwin Sir.....  noooo:

I blame the likes of me  redface:  I read the OP about half way up the M6 and I was half way back down it before I got the joke

But then for personal reasons I see the word Uxbridge and go  censored: censored: censored:

Title: Re: The Uxbridge English Dictionary
Post by: apc2010 on November 05, 2015, 08:11:53 PM

Quote from: Barman on November 04, 2015, 08:43:03 PM

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happy001

 ;D ;D

Poor Darwin.....

Title: Re: The Uxbridge English Dictionary
Post by: beerhead on November 05, 2015, 09:01:58 PM

Scar Tissue- problems plugging in the DVD player

Title: Re: The Uxbridge English Dictionary
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 05, 2015, 10:44:13 PM

Quote from: beerhead on November 05, 2015, 09:01:58 PM

Scar Tissue- problems plugging in the DVD player

 ;D Thumbs:

Just when you thought. . . . .

Title: Re: The Uxbridge English Dictionary
Post by: Just One More on November 06, 2015, 05:23:06 PM

An Affs moment worthy of being repeated

Rambling - jewellery for sheep 

Title: Re: The Uxbridge English Dictionary
Post by: Nick on November 06, 2015, 05:27:31 PM

 drumroll:

Title: Re: The Uxbridge English Dictionary
Post by: Steve on November 06, 2015, 05:44:43 PM

Quote from: Just One More on November 06, 2015, 05:23:06 PM

An Affs moment worthy of being repeated

Rambling - jewellery for sheep

lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: The Uxbridge English Dictionary
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 06, 2015, 08:13:19 PM

Quote from: Steve on November 06, 2015, 05:44:43 PM

Quote from: Just One More on November 06, 2015, 05:23:06 PM

An Affs moment worthy of being repeated

Rambling - jewellery for sheep

lol: lol: lol:

lol: lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: The Uxbridge English Dictionary
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 06, 2015, 08:16:06 PM

Stagnate=A posh evening for the bridegroom

Title: Re: The Uxbridge English Dictionary
Post by: Steve on November 06, 2015, 09:17:46 PM

Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 06, 2015, 08:16:06 PM

Stagnate=A posh evening for the bridegroom

lol: lol: lol: