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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Barman on October 30, 2015, 09:07:19 PM

Title: Musicians
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2015, 09:07:19 PM

Surely that must be the most shitest job in the whole world...?

Imagine that you wanted to be a musician and studied all your feckin life to play the violin or cello or whatnot...

...and you are brilliant and your fingers are fucked and you spend your whole life lugging around your instrument of choice on the tube and stuff...

But you spend your whole career backing up some other fucker that is no more talented than you but for whatever reason got the break.... 

...and he sits at the front and gets the applause (and the cash)...

...and you sit at the back and think how much better than him you are but politely tap your bow on the strings at the end of the concert...

...and you know this is as good as it gets...
Title: Re: Musicians
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 30, 2015, 09:23:33 PM
Your new guitar career not going as planned then?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Musicians
Post by: Steve on October 30, 2015, 09:41:06 PM

Surely that must be the most shitest job in the whole world...?

Imagine that you wanted to be a musician and studied all your feckin life to play the violin or cello or whatnot...

...and you are brilliant and your fingers are fucked and you spend your whole life lugging around your instrument of choice on the tube and stuff...

But you spend your whole career backing up some other fucker that is no more talented than you but for whatever reason got the break.... 

...and he sits at the front and gets the applause (and the cash)...

...and you sit at the back and think how much better than him you are but politely tap your bow on the strings at the end of the concert...

...and you know this is as good as it gets...

Derek and Clive beg to differ

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Title: Re: Musicians
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 30, 2015, 10:05:33 PM

Surely that must be the most shitest job in the whole world...?

Imagine that you wanted to be a musician and studied all your feckin life to play the violin or cello or whatnot...

...and you are brilliant and your fingers are fucked and you spend your whole life lugging around your instrument of choice on the tube and stuff...

But you spend your whole career backing up some other fucker that is no more talented than you but for whatever reason got the break.... 

...and he sits at the front and gets the applause (and the cash)...

...and you sit at the back and think how much better than him you are but politely tap your bow on the strings at the end of the concert...

...and you know this is as good as it gets...

...realising too late that you should have studied something practical, not media studies or Yurt culture
Title: Re: Musicians
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2015, 10:08:20 PM

Surely that must be the most shitest job in the whole world...?

Imagine that you wanted to be a musician and studied all your feckin life to play the violin or cello or whatnot...

...and you are brilliant and your fingers are fucked and you spend your whole life lugging around your instrument of choice on the tube and stuff...

But you spend your whole career backing up some other fucker that is no more talented than you but for whatever reason got the break.... 

...and he sits at the front and gets the applause (and the cash)...

...and you sit at the back and think how much better than him you are but politely tap your bow on the strings at the end of the concert...

...and you know this is as good as it gets...

...realising too late that you should have studied something practical, not media studies or Yurt culture

 lol: lol: lol:

I knew you would understand Mr. Darwin Sir....  cloud9: