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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on October 28, 2015, 04:04:07 PM
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My accountant asked after the Boy at the weekend and told me that I MUST buy him condoms as he is now 17.
I texted him earlier, told him this and asked if he wanted me to bring him some on Saturday.
His reply? "Yeah!"
eeek: eeek: scared2: sad24: sad24:
My baby sad24:
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My accountant asked after the Boy at the weekend and told me that I MUST buy him condoms as he is now 17.
I texted him earlier, told him this and asked if he wanted me to bring him some on Saturday.
His reply? "Yeah!"
eeek: eeek: scared2: sad24: sad24:
My baby sad24:
No babby! cloud9:
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My accountant asked after the Boy at the weekend and told me that I MUST buy him condoms as he is now 17.
I texted him earlier, told him this and asked if he wanted me to bring him some on Saturday.
His reply? "Yeah!"
eeek: eeek: scared2: sad24: sad24:
My baby sad24:
:thumbsup:
"Prior to the British landing in Norway in March 1940, a proposal was made that the Royal marines should be provided with condoms to protect the ten and a half inch rifle barrels from freezing in Arctic temperatures. A supplier was asked to produce a prototype, and Churchill, who was First Lord of the Admiralty at the time, was asked to take a look at them.
First he looks at the box. ' This won't do,' he mutters. Then he looks at one of the condoms. 'Won't do at all,' he growled.
The supplier is perplexed. 'What do you mean?' he asks. 'This will clearly sheath a ten and a half inch barrel'.
'There's no labelling', Churchill says. 'I want a label for every box, every carton, every packet, saying 'British - Size Medium'. If they ever recover one of them, that will show the Nazis who is the master race!' "
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My accountant asked after the Boy at the weekend and told me that I MUST buy him condoms as he is now 17.
How odd confused2:
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She has kids
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girls?
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girls?
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girls?
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girls?
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My accountant asked after the Boy at the weekend and told me that I MUST buy him condoms as he is now 17.
I texted him earlier, told him this and asked if he wanted me to bring him some on Saturday.
His reply? "Yeah!"
eeek: eeek: scared2: sad24: sad24:
My baby sad24:
:thumbsup:
"Prior to the British landing in Norway in March 1940, a proposal was made that the Royal marines should be provided with condoms to protect the ten and a half inch rifle barrels from freezing in Arctic temperatures. A supplier was asked to produce a prototype, and Churchill, who was First Lord of the Admiralty at the time, was asked to take a look at them.
First he looks at the box. ' This won't do,' he mutters. Then he looks at one of the condoms. 'Won't do at all,' he growled.
The supplier is perplexed. 'What do you mean?' he asks. 'This will clearly sheath a ten and a half inch barrel'.
'There's no labelling', Churchill says. 'I want a label for every box, every carton, every packet, saying 'British - Size Medium'. If they ever recover one of them, that will show the Nazis who is the master race!' "
;D ;D
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Felt unaccountably embarrassed earlier purchasing condoms (some flavoured) in my local corner Tesco redface:
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Felt unaccountably embarrassed earlier purchasing condoms (some flavoured) in my local corner Tesco redface:
Seems somehow bad and wrong in a 'The boy grows bigger' thread somehow.... rubschin:
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Felt unaccountably embarrassed earlier purchasing condoms (some flavoured) in my local corner Tesco redface:
Seems somehow bad and wrong in a 'The boy grows bigger' thread somehow.... rubschin:
Indeed
Anyway let him buy his own. We all had to
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Felt unaccountably embarrassed earlier purchasing condoms (some flavoured) in my local corner Tesco redface:
Seems somehow bad and wrong in a 'The boy grows bigger' thread somehow.... rubschin:
Indeed
Anyway let him buy his own. We all had to
Zackly! :thumbsup:
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Not taking any chances. I am too young to be a grandad angel1 Anyway, it wasn't that long ago we discovered the Boy had become and uncle eeek:
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Not taking any chances. I am too young to be a grandad angel1 Anyway, it wasn't that long ago we discovered the Boy had become and uncle eeek:
Christus, are you going to fit them for him too??? ::)
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So The Boy is going to sell some to his friends, blow a few up and maybe get lucky when he'll realise he's left them back at home.
and imho shouldn't Mrs Nick be taking the lead in being embarassed at the till?
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Mrs Nick (a Catholic) would go bonkers scared2:
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Mrs Nick (a Catholic) would go bonkers scared2:
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Surely you mean bonkerers
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Her name is Lydia. I am demanding information eveilgrin:
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Her name is Lydia. I am demanding information eveilgrin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4zRe_wvJw8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4zRe_wvJw8)
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Her name is Lydia. I am demanding information eveilgrin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4zRe_wvJw8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4zRe_wvJw8)
My first thought! ;D
But this version.... redface:
https://youtu.be/EHXZA_5XMJ4 (https://youtu.be/EHXZA_5XMJ4)
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cry: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Her name is Lydia.
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I am demanding information
and The Boy is demanding condoms
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Her name is Lydia.
:thumbsup:
I am demanding information
and The Boy is demanding condoms
lol: lol: lol:
I wonder what Lydia is demanding...? rubschin:
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Her name is Lydia.
:thumbsup:
I am demanding information
and The Boy is demanding condoms
lol: lol: lol:
I wonder what Lydia is demanding...? rubschin:
a bigger Boy?
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My accountant asked after the Boy at the weekend and told me that I MUST buy him condoms as he is now 17.
I texted him earlier, told him this and asked if he wanted me to bring him some on Saturday.
His reply? "Yeah!"
eeek: eeek: scared2: sad24: sad24:
My baby sad24:
:thumbsup:
"Prior to the British landing in Norway in March 1940, a proposal was made that the Royal marines should be provided with condoms to protect the ten and a half inch rifle barrels from freezing in Arctic temperatures. A supplier was asked to produce a prototype, and Churchill, who was First Lord of the Admiralty at the time, was asked to take a look at them.
First he looks at the box. ' This won't do,' he mutters. Then he looks at one of the condoms. 'Won't do at all,' he growled.
The supplier is perplexed. 'What do you mean?' he asks. 'This will clearly sheath a ten and a half inch barrel'.
'There's no labelling', Churchill says. 'I want a label for every box, every carton, every packet, saying 'British - Size Medium'. If they ever recover one of them, that will show the Nazis who is the master race!' "
lol: Well he did go to boarding school whistle: I have to say I think he was a bit optimistic IMHO lol: lol:
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Not taking any chances. I am too young to be a grandad angel1 Anyway, it wasn't that long ago we discovered the Boy had become and uncle eeek:
Seems sensible to me Nick Thumbs:
But in future old enough to use them old enough to buy them :thumbsup:
Todays kids are not like we were they just pick them up at the supermarket ::) I remember having to go into the barbers to get them as my boyfriend was too embarrassed ::) lol the barber was more embarrassed than me lol: lol: they came in a little brown parcel lol: lol: lol:
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Todays kids are not like we were they just pick them up at the supermarket ::) I remember having to go into the barbers to get them as my boyfriend was too embarrassed
they came in a little brown parcel lol: lol: lol:
noooo:
You were lucky. Latex is definitely more reliable than brown paper.
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Not taking any chances. I am too young to be a grandad angel1 Anyway, it wasn't that long ago we discovered the Boy had become and uncle eeek:
Seems sensible to me Nick Thumbs:
But in future old enough to use them old enough to buy them :thumbsup:
Todays kids are not like we were they just pick them up at the supermarket ::) I remember having to go into the barbers to get them as my boyfriend was too embarrassed ::) lol the barber was more embarrassed than me lol: lol: they came in a little brown parcel lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol:
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Todays kids are not like we were they just pick them up at the supermarket ::) I remember having to go into the barbers to get them as my boyfriend was too embarrassed
they came in a little brown parcel lol: lol: lol:
noooo:
You were lucky. Latex is definitely more reliable than brown paper.
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Todays kids are not like we were they just pick them up at the supermarket ::) I remember having to go into the barbers to get them as my boyfriend was too embarrassed
they came in a little brown parcel lol: lol: lol:
noooo:
You were lucky. Latex is definitely more reliable than brown paper.
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Which is why Mr Darwin, sir, has 22 kids whistle:
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Which is why Mr Darwin, sir, has 22 kids whistle:
and that's just the ones that they've DNA matched him to
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I hear he is slippery noooo:
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Which is why Mr Darwin, sir, has 22 kids whistle:
and that's just the ones that they've DNA matched him to
Shocked:
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Todays kids are not like we were they just pick them up at the supermarket ::) I remember having to go into the barbers to get them as my boyfriend was too embarrassed
they came in a little brown parcel lol: lol: lol:
noooo:
You were lucky. Latex is definitely more reliable than brown paper.
lol: lol: lol: