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Title: The Boy grows bigger
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2015, 04:04:07 PM
My accountant asked after the Boy at the weekend and told me that I MUST buy him condoms as he is now 17.

I texted him earlier, told him this and asked if he wanted me to bring him some on Saturday.

His reply? "Yeah!"

 eeek: eeek: scared2: sad24: sad24:

My baby sad24:
Title: Re: The Boy grows bigger
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2015, 04:07:09 PM
My accountant asked after the Boy at the weekend and told me that I MUST buy him condoms as he is now 17.

I texted him earlier, told him this and asked if he wanted me to bring him some on Saturday.

His reply? "Yeah!"

 eeek: eeek: scared2: sad24: sad24:

My baby sad24:

No babby!  cloud9:
Title: Re: The Boy grows bigger
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 28, 2015, 04:17:39 PM
My accountant asked after the Boy at the weekend and told me that I MUST buy him condoms as he is now 17.

I texted him earlier, told him this and asked if he wanted me to bring him some on Saturday.

His reply? "Yeah!"

 eeek: eeek: scared2: sad24: sad24:

My baby sad24:

 :thumbsup:


"Prior to the British landing in Norway in March 1940, a proposal was made that the Royal marines should be provided with condoms to protect the ten and a half inch rifle barrels from freezing in Arctic temperatures. A supplier was asked to produce a prototype, and Churchill, who was First Lord of the Admiralty at the time, was asked to take a look at them.
First he looks at the box. ' This won't do,' he mutters. Then he looks at one of the condoms. 'Won't do at all,' he growled.
The supplier is perplexed. 'What do you mean?' he asks. 'This will clearly sheath a ten and a half inch barrel'.

'There's no labelling', Churchill says. 'I want a label for every box, every carton, every packet, saying 'British - Size Medium'. If they ever recover one of them, that will show the Nazis who is the master race!'  "
Title: Re: The Boy grows bigger
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 28, 2015, 04:59:54 PM
My accountant asked after the Boy at the weekend and told me that I MUST buy him condoms as he is now 17.

How odd  confused2:
Title: Re: The Boy grows bigger
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2015, 05:00:54 PM
She has kids
Title: Re: The Boy grows bigger
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 28, 2015, 05:02:54 PM
girls?
Title: Re: The Boy grows bigger
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 28, 2015, 05:08:05 PM
girls?
drumroll:
Title: Re: The Boy grows bigger
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2015, 05:10:12 PM
girls?
drumroll:

 drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: The Boy grows bigger
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2015, 05:14:21 PM
 redface:
Title: Re: The Boy grows bigger
Post by: Steve on October 28, 2015, 06:40:51 PM
girls?
drumroll:

 drumroll: drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: The Boy grows bigger
Post by: apc2010 on October 28, 2015, 07:35:43 PM
My accountant asked after the Boy at the weekend and told me that I MUST buy him condoms as he is now 17.

I texted him earlier, told him this and asked if he wanted me to bring him some on Saturday.

His reply? "Yeah!"

 eeek: eeek: scared2: sad24: sad24:

My baby sad24:

 :thumbsup:


"Prior to the British landing in Norway in March 1940, a proposal was made that the Royal marines should be provided with condoms to protect the ten and a half inch rifle barrels from freezing in Arctic temperatures. A supplier was asked to produce a prototype, and Churchill, who was First Lord of the Admiralty at the time, was asked to take a look at them.
First he looks at the box. ' This won't do,' he mutters. Then he looks at one of the condoms. 'Won't do at all,' he growled.
The supplier is perplexed. 'What do you mean?' he asks. 'This will clearly sheath a ten and a half inch barrel'.

'There's no labelling', Churchill says. 'I want a label for every box, every carton, every packet, saying 'British - Size Medium'. If they ever recover one of them, that will show the Nazis who is the master race!'  "

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Boy grows bigger
Post by: Nick on October 29, 2015, 01:31:09 PM
Felt unaccountably embarrassed earlier purchasing condoms (some flavoured) in my local corner Tesco   redface:
Title: Re: The Boy grows bigger
Post by: Barman on October 29, 2015, 01:39:16 PM
Felt unaccountably embarrassed earlier purchasing condoms (some flavoured) in my local corner Tesco   redface:

Seems somehow bad and wrong in a 'The boy grows bigger' thread somehow....  rubschin:
Title: Re: The Boy grows bigger
Post by: Steve on October 29, 2015, 01:43:06 PM
Felt unaccountably embarrassed earlier purchasing condoms (some flavoured) in my local corner Tesco   redface:

Seems somehow bad and wrong in a 'The boy grows bigger' thread somehow....  rubschin:

Indeed

Anyway let him buy his own.  We all had to
Title: Re: The Boy grows bigger
Post by: Barman on October 29, 2015, 01:44:32 PM
Felt unaccountably embarrassed earlier purchasing condoms (some flavoured) in my local corner Tesco   redface:

Seems somehow bad and wrong in a 'The boy grows bigger' thread somehow....  rubschin:

Indeed

Anyway let him buy his own.  We all had to

Zackly!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The Boy grows bigger
Post by: Nick on October 29, 2015, 01:45:11 PM
Not taking any chances. I am too young to be a grandad angel1  Anyway, it wasn't that long ago we discovered the Boy had become and uncle  eeek:
Title: Re: The Boy grows bigger
Post by: Barman on October 29, 2015, 01:46:44 PM
Not taking any chances. I am too young to be a grandad angel1  Anyway, it wasn't that long ago we discovered the Boy had become and uncle  eeek:

Christus, are you going to fit them for him too??? ::)
Title: Re: The Boy grows bigger
Post by: Nick on October 29, 2015, 01:48:05 PM
 sick2:
Title: Re: The Boy grows bigger
Post by: Steve on October 29, 2015, 02:10:58 PM
So The Boy is going to sell some to his friends, blow a few up and maybe get lucky when he'll realise he's left them back at home.

and imho shouldn't Mrs Nick be taking the lead in being embarassed at the till?
Title: Re: The Boy grows bigger
Post by: Nick on October 29, 2015, 02:12:16 PM
Mrs Nick (a Catholic) would go bonkers  scared2:
Title: Re: The Boy grows bigger
Post by: Steve on October 29, 2015, 02:20:43 PM
Mrs Nick (a Catholic) would go bonkers  scared2:
lol:

Surely you mean bonkerers

Title: Re: The Boy grows bigger
Post by: Nick on November 05, 2015, 05:39:14 PM
Her name is Lydia. I am demanding information  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The Boy grows bigger
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 05, 2015, 05:46:05 PM
Her name is Lydia. I am demanding information  eveilgrin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4zRe_wvJw8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4zRe_wvJw8)
Title: Re: The Boy grows bigger
Post by: Nick on November 05, 2015, 05:58:23 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: The Boy grows bigger
Post by: Barman on November 05, 2015, 06:39:26 PM
Her name is Lydia. I am demanding information  eveilgrin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4zRe_wvJw8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4zRe_wvJw8)

My first thought!  ;D

But this version....  redface:

https://youtu.be/EHXZA_5XMJ4 (https://youtu.be/EHXZA_5XMJ4)
Title: Re: The Boy grows bigger
Post by: Nick on November 05, 2015, 06:41:35 PM
 cry: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: The Boy grows bigger
Post by: Steve on November 05, 2015, 08:59:45 PM
Her name is Lydia.
:thumbsup:

 
Quote
I am demanding information
and The Boy is demanding condoms

Title: Re: The Boy grows bigger
Post by: Barman on November 05, 2015, 09:26:40 PM
Her name is Lydia.
:thumbsup:

 
Quote
I am demanding information
and The Boy is demanding condoms

 lol: lol: lol:

I wonder what Lydia is demanding...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The Boy grows bigger
Post by: Steve on November 05, 2015, 09:59:01 PM
Her name is Lydia.
:thumbsup:

 
Quote
I am demanding information
and The Boy is demanding condoms

 lol: lol: lol:

I wonder what Lydia is demanding...?  rubschin:

a bigger Boy?
Title: Re: The Boy grows bigger
Post by: boogs on November 08, 2015, 06:12:09 PM
My accountant asked after the Boy at the weekend and told me that I MUST buy him condoms as he is now 17.

I texted him earlier, told him this and asked if he wanted me to bring him some on Saturday.

His reply? "Yeah!"

 eeek: eeek: scared2: sad24: sad24:

My baby sad24:

 :thumbsup:


"Prior to the British landing in Norway in March 1940, a proposal was made that the Royal marines should be provided with condoms to protect the ten and a half inch rifle barrels from freezing in Arctic temperatures. A supplier was asked to produce a prototype, and Churchill, who was First Lord of the Admiralty at the time, was asked to take a look at them.
First he looks at the box. ' This won't do,' he mutters. Then he looks at one of the condoms. 'Won't do at all,' he growled.
The supplier is perplexed. 'What do you mean?' he asks. 'This will clearly sheath a ten and a half inch barrel'.

'There's no labelling', Churchill says. 'I want a label for every box, every carton, every packet, saying 'British - Size Medium'. If they ever recover one of them, that will show the Nazis who is the master race!'  "

 lol:  Well he did go to boarding school  whistle:   I have to say I think  he was a bit optimistic IMHO  lol: lol:
Title: Re: The Boy grows bigger
Post by: boogs on November 08, 2015, 06:22:05 PM
Not taking any chances. I am too young to be a grandad angel1  Anyway, it wasn't that long ago we discovered the Boy had become and uncle  eeek:

Seems sensible to me Nick  Thumbs: 

But in future old enough to use them old enough to buy them  :thumbsup: 

Todays kids are not like we were  they just pick them up at the supermarket  ::)  I remember having to go into the barbers to get them as my boyfriend was too embarrassed  ::) lol  the barber was more embarrassed than me  lol: lol:   they came in a little brown parcel   lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The Boy grows bigger
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 08, 2015, 08:16:11 PM
Todays kids are not like we were  they just pick them up at the supermarket  ::)  I remember having to go into the barbers to get them as my boyfriend was too embarrassed 
they came in a little brown parcel   lol: lol: lol:

 noooo:
You were lucky. Latex is definitely more reliable than brown paper.
Title: Re: The Boy grows bigger
Post by: Barman on November 08, 2015, 08:19:25 PM
Not taking any chances. I am too young to be a grandad angel1  Anyway, it wasn't that long ago we discovered the Boy had become and uncle  eeek:

Seems sensible to me Nick  Thumbs: 

But in future old enough to use them old enough to buy them  :thumbsup: 

Todays kids are not like we were  they just pick them up at the supermarket  ::)  I remember having to go into the barbers to get them as my boyfriend was too embarrassed  ::) lol  the barber was more embarrassed than me  lol: lol:   they came in a little brown parcel   lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The Boy grows bigger
Post by: Barman on November 08, 2015, 08:19:45 PM
Todays kids are not like we were  they just pick them up at the supermarket  ::)  I remember having to go into the barbers to get them as my boyfriend was too embarrassed 
they came in a little brown parcel   lol: lol: lol:

 noooo:
You were lucky. Latex is definitely more reliable than brown paper.

 drumroll:
Title: Re: The Boy grows bigger
Post by: Steve on November 08, 2015, 08:34:09 PM
Todays kids are not like we were  they just pick them up at the supermarket  ::)  I remember having to go into the barbers to get them as my boyfriend was too embarrassed 
they came in a little brown parcel   lol: lol: lol:

 noooo:
You were lucky. Latex is definitely more reliable than brown paper.

 drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll: lol:
Title: Re: The Boy grows bigger
Post by: Nick on November 08, 2015, 08:35:30 PM
Which is why Mr Darwin, sir, has 22 kids  whistle:
Title: Re: The Boy grows bigger
Post by: Steve on November 08, 2015, 08:53:49 PM
Which is why Mr Darwin, sir, has 22 kids  whistle:
and that's just the ones that they've DNA matched him to
Title: Re: The Boy grows bigger
Post by: Nick on November 08, 2015, 08:55:40 PM
I hear he is slippery noooo:
Title: Re: The Boy grows bigger
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 08, 2015, 09:33:14 PM
Which is why Mr Darwin, sir, has 22 kids  whistle:
and that's just the ones that they've DNA matched him to
Shocked:
Title: Re: The Boy grows bigger
Post by: boogs on November 09, 2015, 08:02:37 PM
Todays kids are not like we were  they just pick them up at the supermarket  ::)  I remember having to go into the barbers to get them as my boyfriend was too embarrassed 
they came in a little brown parcel   lol: lol: lol:

 noooo:
You were lucky. Latex is definitely more reliable than brown paper.

 lol: lol: lol: