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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on October 26, 2015, 05:10:31 PM
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All nice and ready, like :thumbsup:
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Those poor fish.... noooo:
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They know about the parasite and have some special likwid coming to treat it, like ::)
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Lots of fairy lights then :thumbsup:
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Quite so. Even their washing machine is an gayer. Very moody and would do nothing useful unless I played with its knob ::)
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All nice and ready, like :thumbsup:
:thumbsup:
You got an encore!
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You'll do anything for a quick rinse lol:
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It runs in the family angel1
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Tell me it isn't true, the ginger interloper isn't coming back again...
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You may want to read this and prepare accordingly... rubschin:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3297923/Cats-neurotic-probably-trying-work-kill-say-researchers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3297923/Cats-neurotic-probably-trying-work-kill-say-researchers.html)
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Oh great. My friends in Brighton are evicting a difficult tenant from a flat they own. This eviction occurs on Dec 24th.
Guess who is in charge?? evil:
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Oh great. My friends in Brighton are evicting a difficult tenant from a flat they own. This eviction occurs on Dec 24th.
Guess who is in charge?? evil:
Get turkey insurance....... Thumbs:
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So Jólakötturinn sitting and dealing with a Christmas eviction, what can possibly go wrong... rubschin:
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Oh great. My friends in Brighton are evicting a difficult tenant from a flat they own. This eviction occurs on Dec 24th.
Guess who is in charge?? evil:
Scrooge?
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Oh great. My friends in Brighton are evicting a difficult tenant from a flat they own. This eviction occurs on Dec 24th.
Guess who is in charge?? evil:
Scrooge?
OI...... evil:
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Oh great. My friends in Brighton are evicting a difficult tenant from a flat they own. This eviction occurs on Dec 24th.
Guess who is in charge?? evil:
Scrooge?
OI...... evil:
Relax Apey, you make Scrooge look like an amateur... Thumbs:
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And so it begins................
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And so it begins................
rubschin:
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And so it begins................
we look forward to regular updates
Popcorn:
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The cats are hiding rubschin:
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The cats are hiding rubschin:
You seem surprised...? noooo:
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rubschin:
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The cats are hiding rubschin:
Not hiding, they are waiting for the interloper to let his guard down before dispatching him... rubschin:
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scared2:
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T'was the night before Christmas, they stalked through the house
While Nick was in hiding like a scared little mouse...
rubschin:
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scared2: scared2:
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scared2: scared2:
Some cheese perhaps...? ::)
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Can you spare any|? whistle:
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Can you spare any|? whistle:
No... redface:
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What is LL cremating for Christmas lunch? whistle:
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What is LL cremating for Christmas lunch? whistle:
Boeuf en fire... noooo:
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What is LL cremating for Christmas lunch? whistle:
;D redface:
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Go to London to meet the Boy. Realise I have left his Christmas pressies in Nottingham so go early to buy duplicates evil:
Euston at noon. "I am starving, let's have lunch"
I buy lunch
"I need to get a Christmas present for Mum. A scarf." We locate a scarf. It costs £25 Shocked:
He looks at me, "I said I was getting her a present. I didn't say I had any money." Banghead Banghead
Theatre: Tickets only £37.50 each. Programme: £4. Glass of coke: £3
"I am starving. Let's have dinner."
We go for dinner
My feet hurt sad24:
My wallet is bare noooo:
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Yep ...dontcha just love kids noooo:
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evil:
War Horse was theatrically impressive though rubschin: :thumbsup:
sad24:
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evil:
War Horse was theatrically impressive though rubschin: :thumbsup:
sad24:
Did you get something in your eye too...? It must be very dusty in there..... rubschin:
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The wumman next to the Boy disappeared in a cloud of dry ice at one point and had to hand flap her way out noooo:
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The wumman next to the Boy disappeared in a cloud of dry ice at one point and had to hand flap her way out noooo:
Jazz hands...? lol:
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Not going to Lewes. Can't be arsed evil:
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Cats can't decide whether to punish me for abandoning them overnight or to sit on my head evil:
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Cats can't decide whether to punish me for abandoning them overnight or to sit on my head evil:
Feed them.... ::)
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I have fed them you mongulated chimpboy. Love to Foggy, btw whistle:
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I have fed them you mongulated chimpboy. Love to Foggy, btw whistle:
evil:
and the eviction.......... rubschin:
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Oh, the agents hadnled that on he 23rd while I was in London. fortunately. No news is good news :thumbsup:
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Cats can't decide whether to punish me for abandoning them overnight or to sit on my head evil:
It's a combination of punishment and making sure you know nust how far down the pecking order you are noooo:
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A dead day noooo:. Cats have vanished. Miss I is abroad sad32:. Friends all bizzy sad32:
Might go out but a bit too windy by the sea. sadsmiley30:
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A dead day noooo:. Cats have vanished. Miss I is abroad sad32:. Friends all bizzy sad32:
Might go out but a bit too windy by the sea. sadsmiley30:
pathead:
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Cats can't decide whether to punish me for abandoning them overnight or to sit on my head evil:
It's a combination of punishment and making sure you know nust how far down the pecking order you are noooo:
evil:
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A dead day noooo:. Cats have vanished. Miss I is abroad sad32:. Friends all bizzy sad32:
Might go out but a bit too windy by the sea. sadsmiley30:
Have a drink.... Thumbs:
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redface:
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Cats can't decide whether to punish me for abandoning them overnight or to sit on my head evil:
It's a combination of punishment and making sure you know nust how far down the pecking order you are noooo:
evil:
Well they do say that cats are highly intelligent creatures... whistle:
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An e mail floods in. "Can you give both the cars a run up the road once a week?"
Golf GTI or MercSLK first?? rubschin:
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An e mail floods in. "Can you give both the cars a run up the road once a week?"
Golf GTI or MercSLK first?? rubschin:
scared2: noooo:
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An e mail floods in. "Can you give both the cars a run up the road once a week?"
Golf GTI or MercSLK first?? rubschin:
Have a glass of collapso and then decide! :thumbsup:
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5 minutes in each. Fuck me, the Golf goes eeek:
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5 minutes in each. Fuck me, the Golf goes eeek:
:thumbsup:
I love hot hatches, the more benign they look the better
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5 minutes in each. Fuck me, the Golf goes eeek:
:thumbsup:
I love hot hatches
lol:
You sick, sick man
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noooo:
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5 minutes in each. Fuck me, the Golf goes eeek:
:thumbsup:
I love hot hatches
lol:
You sick, sick man
lol: lol: lol:
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I got an email at work yesterday from a colleague in another team. She was talking about her availability to go and do a job which are normally timetabled through an electronic appointment system.
But talk about not thinking about what you are writing. noooo:
She sent an email to me and then copied in a number of other parties stating
" happy to oblige ....my slots have been open this afternoon after being closed for many weeks "
I was doubled over laughing redface:
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I got an email at work yesterday from a colleague in another team. She was talking about her availability to go and do a job which are normally timetabled through an electronic appointment system.
But talk about not thinking about what you are writing. noooo:
She sent an email to me and then copied in a number of other parties stating
" happy to oblige ....my slots have been open this afternoon after being closed for many weeks "
I was doubled over laughing redface:
;D
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Potty brain
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I got an email at work yesterday from a colleague in another team. She was talking about her availability to go and do a job which are normally timetabled through an electronic appointment system.
But talk about not thinking about what you are writing. noooo:
She sent an email to me and then copied in a number of other parties stating
" happy to oblige ....my slots have been open this afternoon after being closed for many weeks "
I was doubled over laughing redface:
;D
;D ;D
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Bang goes my lovely thread sad24:
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I got an email at work yesterday from a colleague in another team. She was talking about her availability to go and do a job which are normally timetabled through an electronic appointment system.
But talk about not thinking about what you are writing. noooo:
She sent an email to me and then copied in a number of other parties stating
" happy to oblige ....my slots have been open this afternoon after being closed for many weeks "
I was doubled over laughing redface:
;D
;D ;D
lol: lol: lol:
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Bang goes my lovely thread sad24:
So have the cats turned up yet?
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They visit alternately rubschin:
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They visit alternately rubschin:
Ours still not allowed out. Gismo/Cobnut couldn't be chipped yesterday. He rather fought the needle and it was a complete failure.
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Kitten puts vet in hospital shock :thumbsup:
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An e mail floods in. "Can you give both the cars a run up the road once a week?"
Golf GTI or MercSLK first?? rubschin:..
scared2: noooo:
Wonder which is stronger, a cat's claws and fangs or German brake cables.......
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Archie is invisible but Molly just watches me all the time scared2:
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Ah, they are hunting you velociraptor stylee, one distracts you while the other gets into position to strike.... rubschin:
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So if Nick is in the Maidstone Hilton . . .
. . . are the cats there too?
what could postibly go right?
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They are fending for themselves overnight scared2:
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They are fending for themselves overnight scared2:
Drugged up on cat nip and browsing feline porn probably
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Either that or are busy preparing the trap/ambush for when you return.... rubschin:
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Back in Brighton. Cats will not stop yelling at me scared2:
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Back in Brighton. Cats will not stop yelling at me scared2:
Perhaps they want you to go away again...? whistle:
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sad32:
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Have just dealt with the litter tray sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:
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Have just dealt with the litter tray sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:
Lumpy... noooo:
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sick2:
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sick2:
Top tip.... don't bother spooning out the lumps - chuck the whole lot in the bin and replace it...
...to hell with the expense! :thumbsup:
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I flushed the whole lot down the bog :thumbsup: I think I have blocked the bog redface: redface:
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I flushed the whole lot down the bog :thumbsup: I think I have blocked the bog redface: redface:
Move back to Nottingham....... Thumbs:
take the golf........
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rubschin:
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I flushed the whole lot down the bog :thumbsup: I think I have blocked the bog redface: redface:
So, you flushed the 'clumping' litter down the bog...? facepalm:
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rubschin:
A car for the Boy......... Thumbs:
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I flushed the whole lot down the bog :thumbsup: I think I have blocked the bog redface: redface:
So, you flushed the 'clumping' litter down the bog...? facepalm:
redface: redface:
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I flushed the whole lot down the bog :thumbsup: I think I have blocked the bog redface: redface:
So, you flushed the 'clumping' litter down the bog...? facepalm:
redface: redface:
They should put something on the packet........ whistle:
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redface:
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I flushed the whole lot down the bog :thumbsup: I think I have blocked the bog redface: redface:
So, you flushed the 'clumping' litter down the bog...? facepalm:
redface: redface:
Dalek time
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Have just dealt with the litter tray sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:
Top tips from an involuntary expert (by experience not choice):
Get Catsan clumping litter: At £7 a bag costs a fortune but it works so so much better than all that environmentally friendly rubbish.
Get those doggie walkie poo bags and a decent scoop. 100 for a £1
Get a pack of zip seal freezer bags as (a) no one can be arsed to take poo bags to dustbin in this shite weather (b) they hold the smell in and (c) they hold about 2 cat days worth of poo bags
Never ever flush it down the bog. It will bung
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redface: scared2:
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Both cats are enraged about something but I have no clue what scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Both cats are enraged about something but I have no clue what scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Excellent work. I am wearing black today with my black coat with the scarlet lining rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:
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Both cats are enraged about something but I have no clue what scared2: scared2: scared2:
At a guess I think they have decided that their usual servants have left for good and all they are left with is a poor excuse for a serf. rubschin:
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rubschin:
Cats are werserer than teenagers for their sense of entitlement noooo: noooo:
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At least they haven't decided that you are an intruder.......................yet.... noooo:
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Excellent work. I am wearing black today with my black coat with the scarlet lining rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:
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Close, but no
cigar dick
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Close, but no cigar dick
You've proceeded to the post operative phase of your new identity then?
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evil:
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One of them has puked all over the carpet evil: sick2:
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One of them has puked all over the carpet evil: sick2:
Aaahhh, it likes you! :thumbsup:
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And someone seems to have trodden in it. I think it may be me evil:
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And someone seems to have trodden in it. I think it may be me evil:
point:
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And someone seems to have trodden in it. I think it may be me evil:
point:
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And someone seems to have trodden in it. I think it may be me evil:
Barefoot..... rubschin:
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Of course evil:
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It's perfect Molly, you distract him and I'll yak up on the carpet in front of him. Stupid serf is bound to step in it Sinister:
Why do you get all the fun?
noooo:
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He has gone quiet.... rubschin:
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He has gone quiet.... rubschin:
He is cleaning... ::)
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evil:
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...and waiting for a plumber to unblock the bog! point:
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I seem to be entirely covered in cat fur evil:
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Archie the cat has pulled a load of books off a bookshelf and built himself a nest rubschin:
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Archie the cat has pulled a load of books off a bookshelf and built himself a nest rubschin:
A Nick proof bunker you say... rubschin:
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More like monsoon proof evil:
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Making fishy treat for the cats. NOw it is ready they have pissed off to bed cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Making fishy treat for the cats. NOw it is ready they have pissed off to bed cussing: cussing: cussing:
Your cooking...... noooo:
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Making fishy treat for the cats. NOw it is ready they have pissed on the bed cussing: cussing: cussing:
whistle:
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Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Can't be arsed making treats for cats. Buy a packet of Dreamies. They would sell their own fur for just a few more
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We are all trying to catch a mouse cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
I have given up and left them to it evil:
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We are all trying to catch a mouse cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
I have given up and left them to it evil:
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rubschin:
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We are all trying to catch a mouse cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
I have given up and left them to it evil:
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rubschin:
lol: lol:
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We are all trying to catch a mouse cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
I have given up and left them to it evil:
In other words the 2 cats are trying to teach the slow learning serf how to hunt rodents lol:
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Kitchen roll and mop evil:
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Kitchen roll and mop evil:
Stupid names for cats........ noooo:
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You should know whistle: whistle: whistle:
How is FLuffy?
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Kitchen roll and mop evil:
Stupid names for cats........ noooo:
drumroll:
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You should know whistle: whistle: whistle:
How is FLuffy?
cussing:
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point:
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Kitchen roll and mop evil:
The cats pissed themselves laughing at your attempts to catch the mouse then... lol:
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noooo:
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Last night here. Been here for three weeks. Owners are houseproud noooo: Tearing around removing every shred of evidence of my existence as they expect to be here at 7.00 a.m scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Last night here. Been here for three weeks. Owners are houseproud noooo: Tearing around removing every shred of evidence of my existence as they expect to be here at 7.00 a.m scared2: scared2: scared2:
noooo:
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Last night here. Been here for three weeks. Owners are houseproud noooo: Tearing around removing every shred of evidence of my existence as they expect to be here at 7.00 a.m scared2: scared2: scared2:
noooo:
noooo: noooo:
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Last night here. Been here for three weeks. Owners are houseproud noooo: Tearing around removing every shred of evidence of my existence as they expect to be here at 7.00 a.m scared2: scared2: scared2:
noooo:
noooo: noooo:
7am? noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Last night here. Been here for three weeks. Owners are houseproud noooo: Tearing around removing every shred of evidence of my existence as they expect to be here at 7.00 a.m scared2: scared2: scared2:
point:
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