The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on August 20, 2015, 01:54:32 PM
-
Ordered something online. It was coming via Royal Mail Signed for delivery.
Found it here last night when I got back (chucked over the wall ::))
According to tracking it has not been delivered or signed for rubschin:
Say nothing angel1 or get another one eveilgrin:
My natural inclination is to do nothing but the PO around here is useless and getting worse. Claiming non delivery would punish the bastards as they would, I assume, get the flak. Tired of delivery by bowling............ Banghead
-
Ordered something online. It was coming via Royal Mail Signed for delivery.
Found it here last night when I got back (chucked over the wall ::))
According to tracking it has not been delivered or signed for rubschin:
Say nothing angel1 or get another one eveilgrin:
My natural inclination is to do nothing but the PO around here is useless and getting worse. Claiming non delivery would punish the bastards as they would, I assume, get the flak. Tired of delivery by bowling............ Banghead
You'll gub it up whatever you decide... ::)
-
Says Mr Wishdosher ::) ::)
-
Says Mr Wishdosher ::) ::)
eeek:
It isn't a new wishdosher is it???
-
Says Mr Wishdosher ::) ::)
eeek:
It isn't a new wishdosher is it???
Going from past exploits if Nick is ordering online then there will already be more than one on the way... rubschin:
-
Says Mr Wishdosher ::) ::)
eeek:
It isn't a new wishdosher is it???
Going from past exploits if Nick is ordering online then there will already be more than one on the way... rubschin:
cloud9:
-
Nick, I suggest you disconncect from this forum and join Mumsnet. You belong there.
-
Ordered something online. It was coming via Royal Mail Signed for delivery.
Found it here last night when I got back (chucked over the wall ::))
According to tracking it has not been delivered or signed for rubschin:
Say nothing angel1 or get another one eveilgrin:
My natural inclination is to do nothing but the PO around here is useless and getting worse. Claiming non delivery would punish the bastards as they would, I assume, get the flak. Tired of delivery by bowling............ Banghead
1. Postie knows he did deliver, it just wasn't signed for.
2. Postie will get flak/bollocking/sack as a result.
3. Postie will be well built with a 2-digit IQ and knows exactly where you live.
Get on and claim non-delivery.
Popcorn:
-
lol: lol: lol: Popcorn:
-
Ordered something online. It was coming via Royal Mail Signed for delivery.
Found it here last night when I got back (chucked over the wall ::))
According to tracking it has not been delivered or signed for rubschin:
Say nothing angel1 or get another one eveilgrin:
My natural inclination is to do nothing but the PO around here is useless and getting worse. Claiming non delivery would punish the bastards as they would, I assume, get the flak. Tired of delivery by bowling............ Banghead
1. Postie knows he did deliver, it just wasn't signed for.
2. Postie will get flak/bollocking/sack as a result.
3. Postie will be well built with a 2-digit IQ and knows exactly where you live.
Get on and claim non-delivery.
Popcorn:
rubschin:
-
Ordered something online. It was coming via Royal Mail Signed for delivery.
Found it here last night when I got back (chucked over the wall ::))
According to tracking it has not been delivered or signed for rubschin:
Say nothing angel1 or get another one eveilgrin:
My natural inclination is to do nothing but the PO around here is useless and getting worse. Claiming non delivery would punish the bastards as they would, I assume, get the flak. Tired of delivery by bowling............ Banghead
1. Postie knows he did deliver, it just wasn't signed for.
2. Postie will get flak/bollocking/sack as a result.
3. Postie will be well built with a 2-digit IQ and knows exactly where you live.
Get on and claim non-delivery.
Popcorn:
lol: lol: lol:
-
sad32:
-
Ah but because he threw it over the wall (which he should not have done) how does he know that someone didn't see him & steal it ?
Go for it.
-
But was it actually stolen?
What Nick rather have had - the parcel or a note saying pick up at post office?
Should have gone for pick up at shop service?
-
Ordered something online. It was coming via Royal Mail Signed for delivery.
Found it here last night when I got back (chucked over the wall ::))
According to tracking it has not been delivered or signed for rubschin:
Say nothing angel1 or get another one eveilgrin:
My natural inclination is to do nothing but the PO around here is useless and getting worse. Claiming non delivery would punish the bastards as they would, I assume, get the flak. Tired of delivery by bowling............ Banghead
1. Postie knows he did deliver, it just wasn't signed for.
2. Postie will get flak/bollocking/sack as a result.
3. Postie will be well built with a 2-digit IQ and knows exactly where you live.
Get on and claim non-delivery.
Popcorn:
That has potential for a pay per view event:
"In the red corner, with an IQ that makes Wayne Rooney look like Albert Einstein the Royal Mail's finest, Postmong Pratt...
And in the blue corner, you'll have seen him before in classics like 'don't poke that badger', 'ooooh look a hornet's nest' and 'my kitchen is on fire', the VP's very own master of disaster.......Nick the Ginger Shambles.
rubschin:
-
Ordered something online. It was coming via Royal Mail Signed for delivery.
Found it here last night when I got back (chucked over the wall ::))
According to tracking it has not been delivered or signed for rubschin:
Say nothing angel1 or get another one eveilgrin:
My natural inclination is to do nothing but the PO around here is useless and getting worse. Claiming non delivery would punish the bastards as they would, I assume, get the flak. Tired of delivery by bowling............ Banghead
1. Postie knows he did deliver, it just wasn't signed for.
2. Postie will get flak/bollocking/sack as a result.
3. Postie will be well built with a 2-digit IQ and knows exactly where you live.
Get on and claim non-delivery.
Popcorn:
That has potential for a pay per view event:
"In the red corner, with an IQ that makes Wayne Rooney look like Albert Einstein the Royal Mail's finest, Postmong Pratt...
And in the blue corner, you'll have seen him before in classics like 'don't poke that badger', 'ooooh look a hornet's nest' and 'my kitchen is on fire', the VP's very own master of disaster.......Nick the Ginger Shambles.
rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
Is it time for my origami joke...? rubschin:
-
Ordered something online. It was coming via Royal Mail Signed for delivery.
Found it here last night when I got back (chucked over the wall ::))
According to tracking it has not been delivered or signed for rubschin:
Say nothing angel1 or get another one eveilgrin:
My natural inclination is to do nothing but the PO around here is useless and getting worse. Claiming non delivery would punish the bastards as they would, I assume, get the flak. Tired of delivery by bowling............ Banghead
1. Postie knows he did deliver, it just wasn't signed for.
2. Postie will get flak/bollocking/sack as a result.
3. Postie will be well built with a 2-digit IQ and knows exactly where you live.
Get on and claim non-delivery.
Popcorn:
That has potential for a pay per view event:
"In the red corner, with an IQ that makes Wayne Rooney look like Albert Einstein the Royal Mail's finest, Postmong Pratt...
And in the blue corner, you'll have seen him before in classics like 'don't poke that badger', 'ooooh look a hornet's nest' and 'my kitchen is on fire', the VP's very own master of disaster.......Nick the Ginger Shambles.
rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
Is it time for my origami joke...? rubschin:
Will it crease us up?
-
Ordered something online. It was coming via Royal Mail Signed for delivery.
Found it here last night when I got back (chucked over the wall ::))
According to tracking it has not been delivered or signed for rubschin:
Say nothing angel1 or get another one eveilgrin:
My natural inclination is to do nothing but the PO around here is useless and getting worse. Claiming non delivery would punish the bastards as they would, I assume, get the flak. Tired of delivery by bowling............ Banghead
1. Postie knows he did deliver, it just wasn't signed for.
2. Postie will get flak/bollocking/sack as a result.
3. Postie will be well built with a 2-digit IQ and knows exactly where you live.
Get on and claim non-delivery.
Popcorn:
That has potential for a pay per view event:
"In the red corner, with an IQ that makes Wayne Rooney look like Albert Einstein the Royal Mail's finest, Postmong Pratt...
And in the blue corner, you'll have seen him before in classics like 'don't poke that badger', 'ooooh look a hornet's nest' and 'my kitchen is on fire', the VP's very own master of disaster.......Nick the Ginger Shambles.
rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
Is it time for my origami joke...? rubschin:
Will it crease us up?
drumroll:
-
drumroll: drumroll:
-
Well wot happened..... rubschin:
-
redface: