The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on August 07, 2015, 07:49:46 PM
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1. Plastic flowers for bride and tables (black flowers) purchsed two years ago: check
2. Live performance by Wolf Skin in the evening with nephew doing long drum solos: check
3. Pink SIs in full Mother of the Groom mode: check
4. Big Sis in full dread mode: check
5. Bride's Guide dog in tux to walk her up the aisle: check
The rest is yet to be discovered..... noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Fltb5qk3z1%2Fwolf.jpg&hash=f22ea06ab9e89edb7985f486c87800167d8c83f4) (http://postimg.org/image/ltb5qk3z1/) scared2:
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1. Plastic flowers for bride and tables (black flowers) purchsed two years ago: check
2. Live performance by Wolf Skin in the evening with nephew doing long drum solos: check
3. Pink SIs in full Mother of the Groom mode: check
4. Big Sis in full dread mode: check
5. Bride's Guide dog in tux to walk her up the aisle: check
The rest is yet to be discovered..... noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Fltb5qk3z1%2Fwolf.jpg&hash=f22ea06ab9e89edb7985f486c87800167d8c83f4) (http://postimg.org/image/ltb5qk3z1/) scared2:
Go dressed as Bender! :thumbsup:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs9.postimg.org%2F4i49kbcej%2Fbender.jpg&hash=f9fd5d5c61c8abd99c422fae4c0a558d0fa36a62) (http://postimg.org/image/4i49kbcej/)
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Your gingerness gives you an advantage in this environment. If anyone makes a comment tell them that you are so metal you rust in the shower. whistle:
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::)
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You may find this useful to give you an idea of what you may be letting yourself in for... rubschin:
http://angeliqueredmond1986.blog.com/2011/06/09/a-beginners-guide-to-moshing/ (http://angeliqueredmond1986.blog.com/2011/06/09/a-beginners-guide-to-moshing/)
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scared2:
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Here is a quick primer on how to headbang so you don't look like a metal virgin...
http://youtu.be/RIpMJ6SIgPs (http://youtu.be/RIpMJ6SIgPs)
ps. If Pink Sis or Big Sis read this can you get us some footage of Nick if he tries to headbang lol:
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noooo:
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Figured there would be a better change of you headbanging that trying the pit...
http://youtu.be/YGXzq2zb7bU (http://youtu.be/YGXzq2zb7bU)
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1. Plastic flowers for bride and tables (black flowers) purchsed two years ago: check
2. Live performance by Wolf Skin in the evening with nephew doing long drum solos: check
3. Pink SIs in full Mother of the Groom mode: check
4. Big Sis in full dread mode: check
5. Bride's Guide dog in tux to walk her up the aisle: check
The rest is yet to be discovered..... noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Fltb5qk3z1%2Fwolf.jpg&hash=f22ea06ab9e89edb7985f486c87800167d8c83f4) (http://postimg.org/image/ltb5qk3z1/) scared2:
Go dressed as Bender! :thumbsup:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs9.postimg.org%2F4i49kbcej%2Fbender.jpg&hash=f9fd5d5c61c8abd99c422fae4c0a558d0fa36a62) (http://postimg.org/image/4i49kbcej/)
Homophobe...... noooo:
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Here is a quick rundown on metal stereotypes for you Nick, should help some
http://metalluminati.com/metalhead-stereotypes-2/ (http://metalluminati.com/metalhead-stereotypes-2/)
The Viking/Folk metal but made me curious, it's..........interesting rubschin:
But German folk metal is feckin' strange noooo:
http://youtu.be/5bYMAgM42pM (http://youtu.be/5bYMAgM42pM)
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NickSick
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NickSick
head overbanged?
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Bizarre ::)
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Popcorn:
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cake
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimg.org%2Fd8hgxddud%2Fcake.jpg&hash=016b0539b5483184701418568df4227bf5293c82) (http://postimg.org/image/d8hgxddud/)
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cake
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimg.org%2Fd8hgxddud%2Fcake.jpg&hash=016b0539b5483184701418568df4227bf5293c82) (http://postimg.org/image/d8hgxddud/)
rubschin:
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cake
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:thumbsup:
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NickSick
head overbanged?
I tried to imagine Nick moshing but the closest I could get looked like Mr Bean pinball rubschin:
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cake
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimg.org%2Fd8hgxddud%2Fcake.jpg&hash=016b0539b5483184701418568df4227bf5293c82) (http://postimg.org/image/d8hgxddud/)
Those drums look distant... like whistle:
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Me to bloke at wedding: Hi, we met before. You are (the bride's) father
Bloke: Yes I am. WHen did we meet?
Me: Christmas lunch about 2 years ago
Bloke : Of course. Sit down. Lt me buy you a drink
We chat for about 10 minutes
Turns out later he was just some old git that had been invited. Not bride's dad at all rubschin:
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Odd rubschin:
Still, at least he had been invited. Could have been a gatecrasher.
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Pink Sis and Mother of the Bride did not speak to each other throughout. Not since that incident invoving me redface:
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Do tell...
Popcorn:
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Popcorn: Popcorn:
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Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
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It has been reported here before. Went out for Christmas lunch a couple of years ago: me, Pinky, happy couple to be and bride's parents.
About halfway through bride's mother suddenly said, "Who are you?". We had been introduced ::)
I explained I was Piink Sis's brother.
She said: "you can't be as you talk very posh and she sounds dead common."
I thought there was going to be a cat fight scared2:
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It has been reported here before. Went out for Christmas lunch a couple of years ago: me, Pinky, happy couple to be and bride's parents.
About halfway through bride's mother suddenly said, "Who are you?". We had been introduced ::)
I explained I was Piink Sis's brother.
She said: "you can't be as you talk very posh and she sounds dead common."
I thought there was going to be a cat fight scared2:
lol: lol: lol:
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Someone took a selfie with the hog roast noooo: