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Title: Miss D's restaurants of absolute wrongness
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 19, 2015, 09:17:11 PM
Another category for Miss D, dining establishments that she would never go to under any circumstances. To kick things off, how about having a meal with friends in a hot tub...  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F07%2F15%2F19%2F2A8F123300000578-0-image-a-105_1436983762378.jpg&hash=51750de0bc469de35b74fd760dc24f041631361d)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-3162697/All-aboard-supper-tub-FEMAIL-takes-plunge-restaurant-diners-served-Peruvian-cuisine-BATH.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-3162697/All-aboard-supper-tub-FEMAIL-takes-plunge-restaurant-diners-served-Peruvian-cuisine-BATH.html)
Title: Re: Miss D's restaurants of absolute wrongness
Post by: Steve on July 19, 2015, 09:49:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 19, 2015, 09:17:11 PM
Another category for Miss D, dining establishments that she would never go to under any circumstances. To kick things off, how about having a meal with friends in a hot tub...  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F07%2F15%2F19%2F2A8F123300000578-0-image-a-105_1436983762378.jpg&hash=51750de0bc469de35b74fd760dc24f041631361d)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-3162697/All-aboard-supper-tub-FEMAIL-takes-plunge-restaurant-diners-served-Peruvian-cuisine-BATH.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-3162697/All-aboard-supper-tub-FEMAIL-takes-plunge-restaurant-diners-served-Peruvian-cuisine-BATH.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Miss D's restaurants of absolute wrongness
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2015, 05:52:53 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 19, 2015, 09:17:11 PM
Another category for Miss D, dining establishments that she would never go to under any circumstances. To kick things off, how about having a meal with friends in a hot tub...  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F07%2F15%2F19%2F2A8F123300000578-0-image-a-105_1436983762378.jpg&hash=51750de0bc469de35b74fd760dc24f041631361d)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-3162697/All-aboard-supper-tub-FEMAIL-takes-plunge-restaurant-diners-served-Peruvian-cuisine-BATH.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-3162697/All-aboard-supper-tub-FEMAIL-takes-plunge-restaurant-diners-served-Peruvian-cuisine-BATH.html)

Hot tubs = bad and wrong  noooo:
Title: Re: Miss D's restaurants of absolute wrongness
Post by: apc2010 on July 20, 2015, 11:29:57 AM
Don't have the beans... noooo:
Title: Re: Miss D's restaurants of absolute wrongness
Post by: Steve on July 20, 2015, 11:46:16 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2015, 05:52:53 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 19, 2015, 09:17:11 PM
Another category for Miss D, dining establishments that she would never go to under any circumstances. To kick things off, how about having a meal with friends in a hot tub...  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F07%2F15%2F19%2F2A8F123300000578-0-image-a-105_1436983762378.jpg&hash=51750de0bc469de35b74fd760dc24f041631361d)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-3162697/All-aboard-supper-tub-FEMAIL-takes-plunge-restaurant-diners-served-Peruvian-cuisine-BATH.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-3162697/All-aboard-supper-tub-FEMAIL-takes-plunge-restaurant-diners-served-Peruvian-cuisine-BATH.html)

Hot tubs = bad and wrong  noooo:
Thumbs:

Peruvian cuisine is good though
Title: Re: Miss D's restaurants of absolute wrongness
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2015, 12:34:47 PM
Stuffed guinea pig  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Miss D's restaurants of absolute wrongness
Post by: Steve on July 20, 2015, 12:58:05 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 20, 2015, 12:34:47 PM
Stuffed guinea pig  :thumbsup:
They do indeed eat such  sick2:

But Peruvian guinea pigs are a lot larger
Title: Re: Miss D's restaurants of absolute wrongness
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2015, 01:27:17 PM
 scared2:
Title: Re: Miss D's restaurants of absolute wrongness
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2015, 02:29:17 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 20, 2015, 01:27:17 PM
scared2:

There's (almost) nothing to worry about Nick...

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Title: Re: Miss D's restaurants of absolute wrongness
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 24, 2015, 12:59:21 PM
Somehow I don't think this is what he had in mind when he went in for some grub...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3172998/Diner-Jamie-Oliver-restaurant-creepy-crawlies-fall-HEAD.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3172998/Diner-Jamie-Oliver-restaurant-creepy-crawlies-fall-HEAD.html)
Title: Re: Miss D's restaurants of absolute wrongness
Post by: Steve on July 24, 2015, 01:36:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 24, 2015, 12:59:21 PM
Somehow I don't think this is what he had in mind when he went in for some grub...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3172998/Diner-Jamie-Oliver-restaurant-creepy-crawlies-fall-HEAD.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3172998/Diner-Jamie-Oliver-restaurant-creepy-crawlies-fall-HEAD.html)
lol: and  sick2:

Title: Re: Miss D's restaurants of absolute wrongness
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 13, 2016, 02:45:52 PM
Anyone fancy an indian....  sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3537652/Swindon-takeaway-chef-prepared-food-wiping-bottom-bare-hands-doesn-t-use-toilet-paper-cultural-reasons.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3537652/Swindon-takeaway-chef-prepared-food-wiping-bottom-bare-hands-doesn-t-use-toilet-paper-cultural-reasons.html)
Title: Re: Miss D's restaurants of absolute wrongness
Post by: Nick on April 13, 2016, 02:53:40 PM
Mahbub Chowdhury, 46, from Swindon, ran the Yeahya Flavour of Asia

 noooo:

Title: Re: Miss D's restaurants of absolute wrongness
Post by: apc2010 on April 13, 2016, 04:22:22 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 13, 2016, 02:45:52 PM
Anyone fancy an indian....  sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3537652/Swindon-takeaway-chef-prepared-food-wiping-bottom-bare-hands-doesn-t-use-toilet-paper-cultural-reasons.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3537652/Swindon-takeaway-chef-prepared-food-wiping-bottom-bare-hands-doesn-t-use-toilet-paper-cultural-reasons.html)

A pub years ago here had A sri-lankan chef ..one day he explained the same .......there food takings went down.... rubschin:    he was forever known as "splashy-Splashy"...... noooo:
Title: Re: Miss D's restaurants of absolute wrongness
Post by: Nick on April 13, 2016, 04:25:12 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 13, 2016, 02:53:40 PM
Mahbub Chowdhury, 46, from Swindon, ran the Yeahya Flavour of Asia

 noooo:

I see he now works in some place in Newbury  rubschin:
Title: Re: Miss D's restaurants of absolute wrongness
Post by: Steve on April 13, 2016, 05:04:58 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 13, 2016, 02:45:52 PM
Anyone fancy an indian....  sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3537652/Swindon-takeaway-chef-prepared-food-wiping-bottom-bare-hands-doesn-t-use-toilet-paper-cultural-reasons.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3537652/Swindon-takeaway-chef-prepared-food-wiping-bottom-bare-hands-doesn-t-use-toilet-paper-cultural-reasons.html)
Sometimes there aren't emojis enough for this

Fined £5,000, how about 5,000 weeks in jail instead.  Or chop his hands off

 evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil:
Title: Re: Miss D's restaurants of absolute wrongness
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 23, 2016, 12:06:42 AM
http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/20/rejoice-london-is-getting-its-first-naked-restaurant-5829356/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/20/rejoice-london-is-getting-its-first-naked-restaurant-5829356/)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Miss D's restaurants of absolute wrongness
Post by: Steve on April 23, 2016, 08:16:00 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 23, 2016, 12:06:42 AM
http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/20/rejoice-london-is-getting-its-first-naked-restaurant-5829356/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/20/rejoice-london-is-getting-its-first-naked-restaurant-5829356/)

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Miss D's restaurants of absolute wrongness
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 23, 2016, 08:26:53 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 23, 2016, 12:06:42 AM
http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/20/rejoice-london-is-getting-its-first-naked-restaurant-5829356/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/20/rejoice-london-is-getting-its-first-naked-restaurant-5829356/)

 noooo:
"Popup Restaurant"
**Snigger**
Title: Re: Miss D's restaurants of absolute wrongness
Post by: apc2010 on April 23, 2016, 01:05:14 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 23, 2016, 08:26:53 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 23, 2016, 12:06:42 AM
http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/20/rejoice-london-is-getting-its-first-naked-restaurant-5829356/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/20/rejoice-london-is-getting-its-first-naked-restaurant-5829356/)

 noooo:
"Popup Restaurant"
**Snigger**

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Miss D's restaurants of absolute wrongness
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 18, 2016, 10:40:45 AM
A Burger King sauna...  sick2:

Quote
While many use saunas hoping the roasting temperatures will help them shed weight - guests at this spa are brought trays of burgers, chips and drinks as they work up a sweat.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3596312/Burger-King-unveils-house-SAUNA-sweat-calories-Whopper-eat-Finnish-branch.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3596312/Burger-King-unveils-house-SAUNA-sweat-calories-Whopper-eat-Finnish-branch.html)
Title: Re: Miss D's restaurants of absolute wrongness
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2016, 01:04:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 18, 2016, 10:40:45 AM
A Burger King sauna...  sick2:

Quote
While many use saunas hoping the roasting temperatures will help them shed weight - guests at this spa are brought trays of burgers, chips and drinks as they work up a sweat.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3596312/Burger-King-unveils-house-SAUNA-sweat-calories-Whopper-eat-Finnish-branch.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3596312/Burger-King-unveils-house-SAUNA-sweat-calories-Whopper-eat-Finnish-branch.html)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Miss D's restaurants of absolute wrongness
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2016, 02:27:14 PM
Proper meat sweats  lol:
Title: Re: Miss D's restaurants of absolute wrongness
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2016, 02:31:54 PM
Too many jokes  noooo:
Title: Re: Miss D's restaurants of absolute wrongness
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 30, 2016, 11:26:01 PM
£10 for a feckin slice of toast?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3815775/At-price-BETTER-Pretty-F-ing-Good-Hipster-toast-comes-London-s-steal-10-slice.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3815775/At-price-BETTER-Pretty-F-ing-Good-Hipster-toast-comes-London-s-steal-10-slice.html)

Someone get the smelling salts, it looks like Apey has fainted...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Miss D's restaurants of absolute wrongness
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2023, 07:36:27 AM
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-4518f6d479c964f1b74b74460787ba3c-lq)

 sick2:
Title: Re: Miss D's restaurants of absolute wrongness
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2023, 02:41:06 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2023, 07:36:27 AM
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 sick2:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Miss D's restaurants of absolute wrongness
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2023, 12:31:11 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11709695/Fan-reveals-grim-undercooked-5-loaded-chips-bought-FC-Halifax-Town-game.html

 noooo:
Title: Re: Miss D's restaurants of absolute wrongness
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 14, 2025, 02:49:37 AM
Errr, I think I'll pass thanks..  eeek:

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Title: Re: Miss D's restaurants of absolute wrongness
Post by: Steve on April 14, 2025, 09:41:39 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 14, 2025, 02:49:37 AM
Errr, I think I'll pass thanks..  eeek:

(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-9783c4a1d8c1c56c1ff82e0f8276afba)
lol:

 noooo: