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Title: Cracked ribs
Post by: Miss Creant on July 18, 2015, 09:39:43 PM: If this is an AFFS or a Miss T then apologies I would just like to have an official whine about the pain of cracked ribs. It hurts to breath in, it hurts to breath out, thoughts of shaking it all about fill me with dread. Bending over hurts, picking 'stuff' up hurts putting 'stuff' down hurts, laughing hurts, coughing hurts, standing up straight hurts, even laying down hurts. Owww just bloody owww.

Walks away feeling very sorry for self, which will go down like a lead balloon in here. Still have just seen a really stupid advert about 'feminine itching' which really really winds me up. Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
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Post by: apc2010 on July 18, 2015, 09:43:53 PM: Wot happened,,,,,,, eeek:
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Post by: Steve on July 18, 2015, 11:14:10 PM: Cracked ribs. Nasty

Hope you're all betterer soon Miss C
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Post by: Nick on July 19, 2015, 05:07:39 AM: happy100
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Post by: Uncle Mort on July 19, 2015, 06:34:53 AM: Sorry to hear it Miss C, you have my sympathy, but I think hugs might be out of the question.
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 19, 2015, 08:09:03 AM: Oh yes, hugs would not be advisable . Poor Miss C .....can we do all your picking up for you ? ;)
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Post by: Barman on July 19, 2015, 08:54:47 AM: Oh poor you! happy100

I guess there is nothing they can do for it apart from pain killers...?
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Post by: boogs on July 19, 2015, 06:14:59 PM: Sorry to hear this Miss C confused:

We can keep Nick away from you, just in case like scared2: We don't want any more disasters noooo:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on July 19, 2015, 07:31:43 PM: happy100

Been there, got the (loose-fitting) T-shirt. noooo: It is probably the most debilitating of all 'It'll sort itself out' injuries.

I'm afraid you will have a hug aversion for a couple of months but when it finally heals, the relief is very quick.
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Post by: Just One More on July 20, 2015, 05:42:45 AM: My sympathies Miss C, been there, don't want to go there again x
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Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on July 20, 2015, 08:29:52 PM: Ouch. How did your opponent fair? rubschin:
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Post by: Miss Creant on August 14, 2015, 02:14:18 PM: Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on July 20, 2015, 08:29:52 PM
Ouch. How did your opponent fair? rubschin:

Thank you all. It was the stairs Tipsy I think they won. noooo:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on August 14, 2015, 04:40:56 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant on August 14, 2015, 02:14:18 PM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on July 20, 2015, 08:29:52 PM
Ouch. How did your opponent fair? rubschin:

Thank you all. It was the stairs Tipsy I think they won. noooo:

Good to hear from you.

I suppose if you are still trying to avoid the pain of laughing, the VP is a safe bet. ::)
Title: Re: Cracked ribs
Post by: Nick on August 14, 2015, 04:44:04 PM: Especially when the Barman is in :thumbsup:
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Post by: Barman on August 14, 2015, 06:04:13 PM: evil:
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Post by: apc2010 on August 14, 2015, 09:33:56 PM: Quote from: Nick on August 14, 2015, 04:44:04 PM
Especially when the Barman is in :thumbsup:

;D ;D