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Title: Hypothetical problem (possibly)
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2015, 02:20:44 PM
Say, hypothetically, that you were house and cat sitting in London for 3 weeks and while you were away you were vaguely aware that a mad woman with a JCB might turn up at your empty flat and dig up your garden and concrete over it, perhaps. What preautions would you take?

Hypothetically?
Title: Re: Hypothetical problem (possibly)
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2015, 02:33:15 PM
Say, hypothetically, that you were house and cat sitting in London for 3 weeks and while you were away you were vaguely aware that a mad woman with a JCB might turn up at your empty flat and dig up your garden and concrete over it, perhaps. What preautions would you take?

Hypothetically?

I'd chuck the cat in the hole before she concreted it over!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Hypothetical problem (possibly)
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2015, 02:35:52 PM
Wot cat?
Title: Re: Hypothetical problem (possibly)
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2015, 02:36:17 PM
Wot cat?

The one you are sitting on... ::)
Title: Re: Hypothetical problem (possibly)
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2015, 02:37:30 PM
But that cat (and me) are in London, not here  ::)
Title: Re: Hypothetical problem (possibly)
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2015, 03:00:08 PM
But that cat (and me) are in London, not here  ::)

Take the cat back to Nottingham - you can then either put it in the hole or prevent the hole being dugged... ::)

Simples!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Hypothetical problem (possibly)
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2015, 03:01:44 PM
By the time I get the call it will be a tad late to capture a cat and drive from Dulwich to Nottingham. I don't think you are taking this seriously  evil:
Title: Re: Hypothetical problem (possibly)
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2015, 03:07:30 PM
By the time I get the call it will be a tad late to capture a cat and drive from Dulwich to Nottingham. I don't think you are taking this seriously  evil:

What call...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Hypothetical problem (possibly)
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2015, 03:08:15 PM
Poppy the Cat. (Bertie has emigrated)
Title: Re: Hypothetical problem (possibly)
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2015, 03:31:35 PM
Poppy the Cat. (Bertie has emigrated)

Wha? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Hypothetical problem (possibly)
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2015, 03:34:58 PM
Anyway, I have to take prawns to make friends  ::) 

My lovely thread sad24:
Title: Re: Hypothetical problem (possibly)
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 14, 2015, 03:41:49 PM
You'll have to get someone to house sit your house whilst you're house sitting the cat's house.
Title: Re: Hypothetical problem (possibly)
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2015, 03:44:19 PM
 rubschin: rubschin:  You could be right  rubschin:
Title: Re: Hypothetical problem (possibly)
Post by: Steve on July 14, 2015, 04:25:09 PM
You'll have to get someone to house sit your house whilst you're house sitting the cat's house.

Someone little with Italian (= mafia obviously) connections?

How about Nick sends madwoman photos of said garden and says they're from his webcam linked to a security company?

And what Nick should definitely NOT do is tell people on a public web site that he is going away for 3 weeks

oops
Title: Re: Hypothetical problem (possibly)
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 14, 2015, 04:29:50 PM
I'm guessing that you are talking about the mad freeholder who is trying to get rid of your garden. Seeing as you have been told that should it go to court you are pretty much guaranteed to win she has probably been told the same by her solicitor and if she knows you are going to be away it sounds like she may be trying to force the issue by getting rid of it before you get back. With that in mind you could always have your solicitor send her a letter stating that photographic evidence of the current state of your garden has been taken and any act of vandalism carried out against said garden will result in legal action being taken.

In the long term I'd suggest keeping half an eye out for somewhere else to live and then should somewhere suitable crop up getting the hell out of there.
Title: Re: Hypothetical problem (possibly)
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 14, 2015, 09:13:41 PM
Let The Boy have the place for a few weeks with his mates  :thumbsup:

The garden will then be the least of.your problems  ;D
Title: Re: Hypothetical problem (possibly)
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2015, 06:22:42 AM
 facepalm:
Title: Re: Hypothetical problem (possibly)
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2015, 06:31:00 AM
Let The Boy have the place for a few weeks with his mates  :thumbsup:

The garden will then be the least of.your problems  ;D

 happ096
Title: Re: Hypothetical problem (possibly)
Post by: apc2010 on July 15, 2015, 10:55:17 AM
Let The Boy have the place for a few weeks with his mates  :thumbsup:

The garden will then be the least of.your problems  ;D

Top Tip.... Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Hypothetical problem (possibly)
Post by: Steve on July 15, 2015, 02:48:21 PM
Let The Boy have the place for a few weeks with his mates  :thumbsup:

The garden will then be the least of.your problems  ;D

Top Tip.... Thumbs: Thumbs:
Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Hypothetical problem (possibly)
Post by: boogs on July 15, 2015, 03:12:08 PM
Let The Boy have the place for a few weeks with his mates  :thumbsup:

The garden will then be the least of.your problems  ;D

Top Tip.... Thumbs: Thumbs:
Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:

Well done that woman  happ096 see wimmen always have the answer  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Hypothetical problem (possibly)
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2015, 03:16:03 PM
 noooo: