Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 25, 2015, 03:35:57 PM
They are a freakin nightmare. Bunch of petty , squabbling , bitchfighting , issue ridden feckers noooo:
Just had a review with one of them. noooo: noooo: noooo:
Which turned into him sobbing away cos his relationship had broken up ( but this was 4 years ago!!! ) ...he was never going to find another woman ( cos he reckons no one would want him just for his money eeek: ), he feels ugly and lonely and his mum controls his life ( he had to move back home 4 years ago ) .
Oh and by the way he had a substabnce addiction (but is ok now he is off the Coke ) but he does drink two bottles of wine a night ( at least)
He has an addiction to pain killers though and is in constant pain from a lifetime bone condition cloud9: noooo:
I feel a whole heap of work coming my way trying to get him out noooo: noooo: noooo:
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2015, 03:38:08 PM
Post by: Barman on June 25, 2015, 06:00:06 PM
Just taken on a bunch of new staff.
They are a freakin nightmare. Bunch of petty , squabbling , bitchfighting , issue ridden feckers noooo:
Just had a review with one of them. noooo: noooo: noooo:
Which turned into him sobbing away cos his relationship had broken up ( but this was 4 years ago!!! ) ...he was never going to find another woman ( cos he reckons no one would want him just for his money eeek: ), he feels ugly and lonely and his mum controls his life ( he had to move back home 4 years ago ) .
Oh and by the way he had a substabnce addiction (but is ok now he is off the Coke ) but he does drink two bottles of wine a night ( at least)
He has an addiction to pain killers though and is in constant pain from a lifetime bone condition cloud9: noooo:
I feel a whole heap of work coming my way trying to get him out noooo: noooo: noooo:
FFS! eeek:
If he got the job what were the rest like? noooo:
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2015, 06:07:18 PM
Post by: Steve on June 25, 2015, 08:41:08 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 25, 2015, 09:39:53 PM
How the flying truck did such survive the head count cuts?
Diversity levels. noooo:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 26, 2015, 08:53:01 AM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 26, 2015, 09:33:38 AM
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2015, 09:34:09 AM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 26, 2015, 09:36:27 AM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 26, 2015, 09:36:41 AM
I presume he has been paying for some.female company in that case noooo:
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 26, 2015, 09:38:24 AM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 26, 2015, 09:51:12 AM
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 26, 2015, 10:12:31 AM
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2015, 10:15:37 AM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 26, 2015, 10:17:19 AM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 26, 2015, 10:24:18 AM
Seeeemples. Glad to be of assistance
Post by: Miss Creant on June 26, 2015, 10:25:29 AM
Sit back and watch the ensuing carnage/car crash, smug in the knowledge that it was you that orchestrated it.
Whilst he is running headlong into the 'brick wall' that is being sacked and unemployable try and manoeuvre him into one or two inappropriate relationships with either other members of staff.
Ensure that
When both male and female staff have complied with the whole 'keck dropping' exercise make sure that he knows that for phase 2 of the team building exercise to take place he then needs to address the males in the team so that he can tell them that they should now brazenly and openly stare at the females genitalia and start 'thinking outside the box'.
As most of the males will only be able to think about being inside 'the box' the team building will have failed.....
Job done. angel1
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2015, 10:26:29 AM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 26, 2015, 10:34:27 AM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 26, 2015, 10:39:17 AM
And I thought I went too far!
Post by: boogs on June 27, 2015, 08:02:22 PM
Post by: apc2010 on June 28, 2015, 02:37:01 PM
Did you try the "Get a grip, you spineless twat" line?
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