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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on June 16, 2015, 05:16:02 PM

Title: Tonight's BBC NEWS
Post by: Nick on June 16, 2015, 05:16:02 PM
Terrifying

1. Women and their kids to join ISIS from Bradford. Men in the dark.WHY?
2. Michelle Obama (why?) visits a school in LONDON full of Muslim girls swathed in veils (why?)
3. Riots on French border as Frogs reject immigrants from North Africa (and I guess send them to Calais a bit later)

We are fvcked noooo:
Title: Re: Tonight's BBC NEWS
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 16, 2015, 06:57:24 PM
Regarding point 3, providing we have someone in the government who is sharp enough to exploit it the French have cocked up with regards to the immigrants on the Italian border by saying that under EU law, as they are in that country they are Italy's responsibility.

Could make for an interesting response the next time that the French government blames the UK for the squatter camps at Calais.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Tonight's BBC NEWS
Post by: Steve on June 16, 2015, 10:34:07 PM
France and Italy are a huge part of the problem.  Lots of hot air but they never seem to charge these would be migrants for their deeds.  Of course then they'd be officially on record as being in that country and have to bear any asylum burden.

I'd sling any of these migrants that get to the UK in an all new Guantanemo or two on some remote Scottish Island and show them on web cams so the message gets through to those thinking it's worth trying.  But then I'm all heart.
Title: Re: Tonight's BBC NEWS
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 17, 2015, 09:09:22 AM
France and Italy are a huge part of the problem.  Lots of hot air but they never seem to charge these would be migrants for their deeds.  Of course then they'd be officially on record as being in that country and have to bear any asylum burden.

I'd sling any of these migrants that get to the UK in an all new Guantanemo or two on some remote Scottish Island and show them on web cams so the message gets through to those thinking it's worth trying.  But then I'm all heart.

Herd them all into the Chunnel then seal up the Dover end would be a 'two-birds' solution.
Title: Re: Tonight's BBC NEWS
Post by: Steve on June 17, 2015, 10:53:30 AM

France and Italy are a huge part of the problem.  Lots of hot air but they never seem to charge these would be migrants for their deeds.  Of course then they'd be officially on record as being in that country and have to bear any asylum burden.

I'd sling any of these migrants that get to the UK in an all new Guantanemo or two on some remote Scottish Island and show them on web cams so the message gets through to those thinking it's worth trying.  But then I'm all heart.

Herd them all into the Chunnel then seal up the Dover end would be a 'two-birds' solution.
an excellent plan were it not for the effect on my booze runs

Couldn't have those inhibited could we
Title: Re: Tonight's BBC NEWS
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 17, 2015, 11:25:38 AM

France and Italy are a huge part of the problem.  Lots of hot air but they never seem to charge these would be migrants for their deeds.  Of course then they'd be officially on record as being in that country and have to bear any asylum burden.

I'd sling any of these migrants that get to the UK in an all new Guantanemo or two on some remote Scottish Island and show them on web cams so the message gets through to those thinking it's worth trying.  But then I'm all heart.

Herd them all into the Chunnel then seal up the Dover end would be a 'two-birds' solution.
an excellent plan were it not for the effect on my booze runs

Couldn't have those inhibited could we
rubschin: Tricky one
Title: Re: Tonight's BBC NEWS
Post by: apc2010 on June 17, 2015, 02:37:42 PM
France and Italy are a huge part of the problem.  Lots of hot air but they never seem to charge these would be migrants for their deeds.  Of course then they'd be officially on record as being in that country and have to bear any asylum burden.

I'd sling any of these migrants that get to the UK in an all new Guantanemo or two on some remote Scottish Island and show them on web cams so the message gets through to those thinking it's worth trying.  But then I'm all heart.

Don't the aussies do that.... rubschin:
Title: Re: Tonight's BBC NEWS
Post by: Steve on June 17, 2015, 03:38:43 PM
France and Italy are a huge part of the problem.  Lots of hot air but they never seem to charge these would be migrants for their deeds.  Of course then they'd be officially on record as being in that country and have to bear any asylum burden.

I'd sling any of these migrants that get to the UK in an all new Guantanemo or two on some remote Scottish Island and show them on web cams so the message gets through to those thinking it's worth trying.  But then I'm all heart.

Don't the aussies do that.... rubschin:
yep  :thumbsup:

Title: Re: Tonight's BBC NEWS
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 18, 2015, 07:30:46 AM
I am so sick and tired of the reporting and the ever so earnest reporters.

So 3 women have taken their kids on a permanent holiday to Syria . 9 less benefit claimants then . Delete all records of them and advise the husband to seek support from his other wives.

 evil:
Title: Re: Tonight's BBC NEWS
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 18, 2015, 07:43:12 AM
I am so sick and tired of the reporting and the ever so earnest reporters.

So 3 women have taken their kids on a permanent holiday to Syria . 9 less benefit claimants then . Delete all records of them and advise the husband to seek support from his other wives.

 evil:
:thumbsup:
Don't forget also to offer them all free air tickets to Turkey/Syria as well.
Title: Re: Tonight's BBC NEWS
Post by: Pastis on June 23, 2015, 05:08:59 PM
Meanwhile, on BBC World Service, the ghost of Mrs Malaprop hovers ...

Two I heard recently:

" ... so that should pre-empt them joining the rebels."

"... therefore we need to considerate that issue before going further."

Are Sheridan's descendants getting royalties?   rubschin:

Title: Re: Tonight's BBC NEWS
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 23, 2015, 06:50:43 PM
Meanwhile, on BBC World Service, the ghost of Mrs Malaprop hovers ...

Two I heard recently:

" ... so that should pre-empt them joining the rebels."

"... therefore we need to considerate that issue before going further."

Are Sheridan's descendants getting royalties?   rubschin:
facepalm: