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Title: The all new advice on what punishments work for wimmin who fvck things up thread
Post by: Nick on June 16, 2015, 03:03:23 PM
Does ANYTHING work?  I suppose BM could go on a sex strike............ rubschin:





















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Title: Re: The all new advice on what punishments work for wimmin who fvck things up thread
Post by: Steve on June 16, 2015, 04:04:45 PM
Best served cold IMHO

Like the day the opportunity comes to say "yes it does look big in that"
Title: Re: The all new advice on what punishments work for wimmin who fvck things up thread
Post by: Nick on June 16, 2015, 04:05:31 PM
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Title: Re: The all new advice on what punishments work for wimmin who fvck things up thread
Post by: Nick on June 16, 2015, 05:35:14 PM

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Title: Re: The all new advice on what punishments work for wimmin who fvck things up thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 16, 2015, 06:58:34 PM
I think we need more details before we can start advising on punishments. Who has cocked things up and what did they do?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new advice on what punishments work for wimmin who fvck things up thread
Post by: boogs on June 16, 2015, 08:12:19 PM
I think we need more details before we can start advising on punishments. Who has cocked things up and what did they do?  rubschin:

I agree Grumpy Thumbs:   I think this is to take our minds away from the garage door   whistle:
Title: Re: The all new advice on what punishments work for wimmin who fvck things up thread
Post by: Nick on June 17, 2015, 05:54:40 AM
LL filling a diesel with petrol?  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new advice on what punishments work for wimmin who fvck things up thread
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2015, 06:25:10 AM

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Title: Re: The all new advice on what punishments work for wimmin who fvck things up thread
Post by: barmisspah? on June 17, 2015, 02:00:13 PM
I would suggest forcing her to out shopping with your credit card.
Title: Re: The all new advice on what punishments work for wimmin who fvck things up thread
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2015, 02:11:35 PM
I would suggest forcing her to out shopping with your credit card.

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Title: Re: The all new advice on what punishments work for wimmin who fvck things up thread
Post by: apc2010 on June 17, 2015, 02:31:48 PM
Let BM cook for them...... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new advice on what punishments work for wimmin who fvck things up thread
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2015, 02:33:41 PM
Let BM cook for them...... rubschin:

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Title: Re: The all new advice on what punishments work for wimmin who fvck things up thread
Post by: Steve on June 17, 2015, 03:34:52 PM
I would suggest forcing her to out shopping with your credit card.
in MeMi with strict instructions about refilling her with diesel afterwards
Title: Re: The all new advice on what punishments work for wimmin who fvck things up thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2015, 03:55:58 PM
It may be best to be lenient here BM, after all it's only a matter of time before you gub something up and wimmin have looooooooong memories...  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new advice on what punishments work for wimmin who fvck things up thread
Post by: Misty on June 17, 2015, 05:02:59 PM
wise words.  Thumbs:

Title: Re: The all new advice on what punishments work for wimmin who fvck things up thread
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2015, 05:30:48 PM
It may be best to be lenient here BM, after all it's only a matter of time before you gub something up and wimmin have looooooooong memories...  rubschin:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new advice on what punishments work for wimmin who fvck things up thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 18, 2015, 07:18:00 AM
You could put water in the wine bottles ?  ;D
Title: Re: The all new advice on what punishments work for wimmin who fvck things up thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 18, 2015, 08:04:42 AM
You could put water in the wine bottles ?  ;D

And claim it was a miracle?
Title: Re: The all new advice on what punishments work for wimmin who fvck things up thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 18, 2015, 10:26:56 AM
You could put water in the wine bottles ?  ;D

And claim it was a miracle?

Would be more believable to claim it was Apey...  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new advice on what punishments work for wimmin who fvck things up thread
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2015, 11:09:35 AM
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Title: Re: The all new advice on what punishments work for wimmin who fvck things up thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 18, 2015, 11:15:03 AM
You could put water in the wine bottles ?  ;D

And claim it was a miracle?

Would be more believable to claim it was Apey...  rubschin:
Good point  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new advice on what punishments work for wimmin who fvck things up thread
Post by: barmisspah? on June 18, 2015, 12:27:02 PM
I would suggest forcing her to out shopping with your credit card.
in MeMi with strict instructions about refilling her with diesel afterwards

Now you're being silly.  ;)
Title: Re: The all new advice on what punishments work for wimmin who fvck things up thread
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2015, 01:10:16 PM
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Title: Re: The all new advice on what punishments work for wimmin who fvck things up thread
Post by: boogs on June 18, 2015, 07:29:11 PM
I think the best thing BM would be for you to be sweetness and light   eveilgrin:   LL will then suffer wondering why you have not blown a gasket as she would expect you to  eveilgrin:








It would work with me  redface:
Title: Re: The all new advice on what punishments work for wimmin who fvck things up thread
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2015, 07:30:30 PM
I think the best thing BM would be for you to be sweetness and light   eveilgrin:   LL will then suffer wondering why you have not blown a gasket as she would expect you to  eveilgrin:








It would work with me  redface:

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Title: Re: The all new advice on what punishments work for wimmin who fvck things up thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 18, 2015, 07:40:32 PM
I think the best thing BM would be for you to be sweetness and light   eveilgrin:   LL will then suffer wondering why you have not blown a gasket as she would expect you to  eveilgrin:








It would work with me  redface:
A brief glimpse into the workings of the female mind

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Title: Re: The all new advice on what punishments work for wimmin who fvck things up thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 18, 2015, 07:43:09 PM
I think the best thing BM would be for you to be sweetness and light   eveilgrin:   LL will then suffer wondering why you have not blown a gasket as she would expect you to  eveilgrin:








It would work with me  redface:
A brief glimpse into the workings of the female mind

(https://teentalkingcirclesdotcom.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/moodiness-brain.jpg)

You have to really zoom in to find the bit that uses logic...   scared:
Title: Re: The all new advice on what punishments work for wimmin who fvck things up thread
Post by: boogs on June 18, 2015, 07:43:22 PM
I think the best thing BM would be for you to be sweetness and light   eveilgrin:   LL will then suffer wondering why you have not blown a gasket as she would expect you to  eveilgrin:








It would work with me  redface:
A brief glimpse into the workings of the female mind

(https://teentalkingcirclesdotcom.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/moodiness-brain.jpg)

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Title: Re: The all new advice on what punishments work for wimmin who fvck things up thread
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2015, 08:04:09 AM
Call from garage - Panjero is repaired!  Shocked:
Title: Re: The all new advice on what punishments work for wimmin who fvck things up thread
Post by: Nick on June 22, 2015, 08:05:03 AM
Is LL paying the bill?
Title: Re: The all new advice on what punishments work for wimmin who fvck things up thread
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2015, 08:13:38 AM
Is LL paying the bill?

€170 + VAT...  eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: The all new advice on what punishments work for wimmin who fvck things up thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 22, 2015, 08:19:38 AM
Call from garage - Panjero is repaired!  Shocked:
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Title: Re: The all new advice on what punishments work for wimmin who fvck things up thread
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2015, 08:38:45 AM
€172 + 19% VAT + €90 for the car hire.....  cloud9:

I was expecting to begin negotiations with the IMF for a bail-out.....  redface:
Title: Re: The all new advice on what punishments work for wimmin who fvck things up thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 22, 2015, 08:46:01 AM
€172 + 19% VAT + €90 for the car hire.....  cloud9:

I was expecting to begin negotiations with the IMF for a bail-out.....  redface:

Could have been much worse.

Still, hide the bill and say it was a lot more, then cash in the favours.  ;)
Title: Re: The all new advice on what punishments work for wimmin who fvck things up thread
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2015, 08:55:06 AM
€172 + 19% VAT + €90 for the car hire.....  cloud9:

I was expecting to begin negotiations with the IMF for a bail-out.....  redface:

Could have been much worse.

Still, hide the bill and say it was a lot more, then cash in the favours.  ;)

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Title: Re: The all new advice on what punishments work for wimmin who fvck things up thread
Post by: Steve on June 22, 2015, 04:29:23 PM

€172 + 19% VAT + €90 for the car hire.....  cloud9:

I was expecting to begin negotiations with the IMF for a bail-out.....  redface:
That is a result and quick too

Just the fuel pump and dispose of the tank contents?
Title: Re: The all new advice on what punishments work for wimmin who fvck things up thread
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2015, 09:15:37 PM

€172 + 19% VAT + €90 for the car hire.....  cloud9:

I was expecting to begin negotiations with the IMF for a bail-out.....  redface:
That is a result and quick too

Just the fuel pump and dispose of the tank contents?

No, it was the water sensor on the fuel filter...

€60 for the sensor (reasonable)
€40 for a new fuel filter (outrageous - £4 + VAT in the UK)
The rest labour + VAT @ 19% now....

Title: Re: The all new advice on what punishments work for wimmin who fvck things up thread
Post by: Steve on June 22, 2015, 09:38:40 PM
Lucky but