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Title: Buskers
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2015, 12:27:19 PM: The tuneless annoying bastards are everywhere today cussing: cussing: Even a sodding Peruvain ocarina band cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: And a bloke with an accordion and a beard cussing: cussing: cussing:

And some sort of food festival too. One place was advertising WIld Beaver Pies eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Buskers
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 12, 2015, 12:39:24 PM: Not all buskers are tuneless though, there are some good ones that come down to Cornwall. I guess that means that you are just left with the rejects. rubschin:
Title: Re: Buskers
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2015, 12:40:34 PM: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Buskers
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 12, 2015, 12:48:44 PM: These guys are a decent example, local band who have supported Robert Plant on tour and played at Glastonbury come back to Cornwall for a busking holiday. whistle:

You have to get a ways in before you hear them playing properly though.

http://youtu.be/nvJJNm36gB4 (http://youtu.be/nvJJNm36gB4)
Title: Re: Buskers
Post by: Barman on June 12, 2015, 12:56:57 PM: Quote from: Nick on June 12, 2015, 12:27:19 PM
The tuneless annoying bastards are everywhere today cussing: cussing: Even a sodding Peruvain ocarina band cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: And a bloke with an accordion and a beard cussing: cussing: cussing:

And some sort of food festival too. One place was advertising WIld Beaver Pies eeek: eeek:

Should you be out and about with your leg like...? rubschin:
Title: Re: Buskers
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2015, 12:58:09 PM: The Quack called WHILE I was out and about evil: I now have lot of new pills cloud9:
Title: Re: Buskers
Post by: Barman on June 12, 2015, 01:00:47 PM: Quote from: Nick on June 12, 2015, 12:58:09 PM
The Quack called WHILE I was out and about evil: I now have lot of new pills cloud9:

So, are you confined to home now then...? rubschin:
Title: Re: Buskers
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2015, 01:03:01 PM: No, I just can't let anyone lick my leg, like
Title: Re: Buskers
Post by: Barman on June 12, 2015, 01:10:13 PM: Quote from: Nick on June 12, 2015, 01:03:01 PM
No, I just can't let anyone lick my leg, like

Do you have a bell to ring...?
Title: Re: Buskers
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2015, 01:11:58 PM: I could borrow Uncle's annoying rattle :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Buskers
Post by: Barman on June 12, 2015, 01:17:37 PM: Quote from: Nick on June 12, 2015, 01:11:58 PM
I could borrow Uncle's annoying rattle :thumbsup:

Thumbs:
Title: Re: Buskers
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2015, 01:19:22 PM: ! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JtSY6jC7GA#)
Title: Re: Buskers
Post by: Steve on June 12, 2015, 01:23:25 PM: It is a little known fact that most of the world's worst musicians started off as buskers

Make them pay a £50 a day licence, the good ones will get enough to cover it, the bad ones will sod off elsewhere.
Title: Re: Buskers
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2015, 01:25:21 PM: Those Peruvian bastards only ever play one song. cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: Earworm coming:

! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pey29CLID3I#)
Title: Re: Buskers
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 12, 2015, 01:29:47 PM: Quote from: Nick on June 12, 2015, 01:25:21 PM
Those Peruvian bastards only ever play one song. cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: Earworm coming:

! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pey29CLID3I#)

https://youtu.be/AIQ_pJzU-rI (https://youtu.be/AIQ_pJzU-rI)
Title: Re: Buskers
Post by: Barman on June 12, 2015, 01:38:03 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 12, 2015, 01:29:47 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 12, 2015, 01:25:21 PM
Those Peruvian bastards only ever play one song. cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: Earworm coming:

! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pey29CLID3I#)

https://youtu.be/AIQ_pJzU-rI (https://youtu.be/AIQ_pJzU-rI)

happy001

They must have changed their advertising agency...? Mars ads have all been shite up to that one...

...mind you, I've hardly watched an UK advert for the past twelve years.... redface:
Title: Re: Buskers
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 12, 2015, 01:51:16 PM: The one where I work just knows the one song ..." Oh when the saints , come marching in " and this he plays on the traffic cone noooo:
Title: Re: Buskers
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2015, 01:52:16 PM: Kill him eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Buskers
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 12, 2015, 04:18:30 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 12, 2015, 01:51:16 PM
The one where I work just knows the one song ..." Oh when the saints , come marching in " and this he plays on the traffic cone noooo:

"Where I work" rubschin:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2F51lnpty71%2Fmodels_on_underground.jpg&hash=67c2badbf6938e4db274545302c3895124973f98) (http://postimg.org/image/51lnpty71/)

Could be worse. whistle:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs30.postimg.org%2F57tzb0j19%2FClown_busker.jpg&hash=d8f02ca5b73c07d666c412c354ecbae33a97c4c1) (http://postimg.org/image/57tzb0j19/)
Title: Re: Buskers
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2015, 04:21:01 PM: scared:
Title: Re: Buskers
Post by: Pirate on June 12, 2015, 09:04:57 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 12, 2015, 04:18:30 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 12, 2015, 01:51:16 PM
The one where I work just knows the one song ..." Oh when the saints , come marching in " and this he plays on the traffic cone noooo:

"Where I work" rubschin:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2F51lnpty71%2Fmodels_on_underground.jpg&hash=67c2badbf6938e4db274545302c3895124973f98) (http://postimg.org/image/51lnpty71/)

Could be worse. whistle:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs30.postimg.org%2F57tzb0j19%2FClown_busker.jpg&hash=d8f02ca5b73c07d666c412c354ecbae33a97c4c1) (http://postimg.org/image/57tzb0j19/)

eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Buskers
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 12, 2015, 09:12:57 PM: Prolly just as well Miss D wasn't driving one of the cars going past or this would have been a very different performance. rubschin:

http://youtu.be/qmIjz_iN2RQ (http://youtu.be/qmIjz_iN2RQ)
Title: Re: Buskers
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 12, 2015, 09:26:57 PM: That clown would find he would 'have fallen' over his over sized shoes down the stairs into a nice tidy bundle that I could then stomp all over !!
Title: Re: Buskers
Post by: apc2010 on June 12, 2015, 09:57:47 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 12, 2015, 09:26:57 PM
That clown would find he would 'have fallen' over his over sized shoes down the stairs into a nice tidy bundle that I could then stomp all over !!

TMR,,,,,,, scared2: