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Title: Bankrolling the Boy
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2015, 12:29:22 PM: Kit for work in air traffic control and second year of A levels:

2 suits (£400 Shocked:)
5 ahirt, 2 new ties, 2 pairs shoes (£180 Shocked:)

Trip to Iceland (4 days):

Trip fee: £1000 Banghead Banghead
Boots: £180
Coat for glacier trip: £200
Spending money: £100

Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: Bankrolling the Boy
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2015, 12:30:19 PM: Shocked:
Title: Re: Bankrolling the Boy
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2015, 12:31:15 PM: And he turns 17 while in Iceland which means..................

.....driving lessons Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Bankrolling the Boy
Post by: apc2010 on June 08, 2015, 12:31:31 PM: Quote from: Nick on June 08, 2015, 12:29:22 PM
Kit for work in air traffic control and second year of A levels:

2 suits (£400 Shocked:)
5 ahirt, 2 new ties, 2 pairs shoes (£180 Shocked:)

Trip to Iceland (4 days):

Trip fee: £1000 Banghead Banghead
Boots: £180
Coat for glacier trip: £200
Spending money: £100

Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead sad24: sad24:

A cheap on the spending money.... noooo:
Title: Re: Bankrolling the Boy
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2015, 12:32:17 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on June 08, 2015, 12:31:31 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 08, 2015, 12:29:22 PM
Kit for work in air traffic control and second year of A levels:

2 suits (£400 Shocked:)
5 ahirt, 2 new ties, 2 pairs shoes (£180 Shocked:)

Trip to Iceland (4 days):

Trip fee: £1000 Banghead Banghead
Boots: £180
Coat for glacier trip: £200
Spending money: £100

Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead sad24: sad24:

A cheap on the spending money.... noooo:

Think how many frozen meals you can get for an hundred quid like! :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Bankrolling the Boy
Post by: apc2010 on June 08, 2015, 12:34:06 PM: Quote from: Nick on June 08, 2015, 12:31:15 PM
And he turns 17 while in Iceland which means..................

.....driving lessons Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

How much are driving lessons in Iceland then...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Bankrolling the Boy
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2015, 12:35:13 PM: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: Bankrolling the Boy
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2015, 12:35:41 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on June 08, 2015, 12:34:06 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 08, 2015, 12:31:15 PM
And he turns 17 while in Iceland which means..................

.....driving lessons Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

How much are driving lessons in Iceland then...... rubschin:

Spensive.... those trolleys have a mind of their own.... noooo:
Title: Re: Bankrolling the Boy
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 08, 2015, 12:43:54 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on June 08, 2015, 12:31:31 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 08, 2015, 12:29:22 PM
Kit for work in air traffic control and second year of A levels:

2 suits (£400 Shocked:)
5 ahirt, 2 new ties, 2 pairs shoes (£180 Shocked:)

Trip to Iceland (4 days):

Trip fee: £1000 Banghead Banghead
Boots: £180
Coat for glacier trip: £200
Spending money: £100

Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead sad24: sad24:

A cheap on the spending money.... noooo:

Uncle Apey could always put his hand in his pocket.... whistle:
Title: Re: Bankrolling the Boy
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2015, 12:47:01 PM: happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002
Title: Re: Bankrolling the Boy
Post by: apc2010 on June 08, 2015, 12:48:01 PM: Quote from: Nick on June 08, 2015, 12:47:01 PM
happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002

evil:
Title: Re: Bankrolling the Boy
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 08, 2015, 01:00:32 PM: You did leave yourself wide open with that comment Apey... point:
Title: Re: Bankrolling the Boy
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 08, 2015, 01:26:43 PM: It's a good you you are so minted Daddy Nick :thumbsup:

Cos after the driving lessons comes university fees lol:
Title: Re: Bankrolling the Boy
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2015, 01:34:49 PM: Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: Shocked:
Title: Re: Bankrolling the Boy
Post by: apc2010 on June 08, 2015, 01:35:51 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 08, 2015, 01:26:43 PM
It's a good you you are so minted Daddy Nick :thumbsup:

Cos after the driving lessons comes university fees lol:

He will need a car........ whistle:
Title: Re: Bankrolling the Boy
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2015, 01:37:26 PM: He can go and FVCK himself cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Bankrolling the Boy
Post by: apc2010 on June 08, 2015, 01:38:52 PM: Quote from: Nick on June 08, 2015, 01:37:26 PM
He can go and FVCK himself cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

The old sierra......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Bankrolling the Boy
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 08, 2015, 01:46:15 PM: Quote from: Nick on June 08, 2015, 12:29:22 PM
Kit for work in air traffic control and second year of A levels:

2 suits (£400 Shocked:)
5 ahirt, 2 new ties, 2 pairs shoes (£180 Shocked:)

Trip to Iceland (4 days):

Trip fee: £1000 Banghead Banghead
Boots: £180
Coat for glacier trip: £200
Spending money: £100

Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead sad24: sad24:
Count yourself lucky you only have to do it for one offspring, and a boy at that, cheap as chips. Thumbs:
Title: Re: Bankrolling the Boy
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2015, 01:46:58 PM: I fear we are heading for the shopping and underwear department noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Bankrolling the Boy
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2015, 01:48:20 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 08, 2015, 01:46:15 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 08, 2015, 12:29:22 PM
Kit for work in air traffic control and second year of A levels:

2 suits (£400 Shocked:)
5 ahirt, 2 new ties, 2 pairs shoes (£180 Shocked:)

Trip to Iceland (4 days):

Trip fee: £1000 Banghead Banghead
Boots: £180
Coat for glacier trip: £200
Spending money: £100

Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead sad24: sad24:
Count yourself lucky you only have to do it for one offspring, and a boy at that, cheap as chips. Thumbs:

And only one ex eh Mr. Darwin Sir....?
Title: Re: Bankrolling the Boy
Post by: apc2010 on June 08, 2015, 01:49:05 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 08, 2015, 01:46:15 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 08, 2015, 12:29:22 PM
Kit for work in air traffic control and second year of A levels:

2 suits (£400 Shocked:)
5 ahirt, 2 new ties, 2 pairs shoes (£180 Shocked:)

Trip to Iceland (4 days):

Trip fee: £1000 Banghead Banghead
Boots: £180
Coat for glacier trip: £200
Spending money: £100

Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead sad24: sad24:
Count yourself lucky you only have to do it for one offspring, and a boy at that, cheap as frozen chips. Thumbs:

whistle:
Title: Re: Bankrolling the Boy
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2015, 01:49:30 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on June 08, 2015, 01:49:05 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 08, 2015, 01:46:15 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 08, 2015, 12:29:22 PM
Kit for work in air traffic control and second year of A levels:

2 suits (£400 Shocked:)
5 ahirt, 2 new ties, 2 pairs shoes (£180 Shocked:)

Trip to Iceland (4 days):

Trip fee: £1000 Banghead Banghead
Boots: £180
Coat for glacier trip: £200
Spending money: £100

Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead sad24: sad24:
Count yourself lucky you only have to do it for one offspring, and a boy at that, cheap as frozen chips. Thumbs:

whistle:

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Bankrolling the Boy
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2015, 01:50:04 PM: horn: horn: horn: horn:
Title: Re: Bankrolling the Boy
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 08, 2015, 01:50:38 PM: lol:

Can he not fit into any of your cast offs yet ? happy001
Title: Re: Bankrolling the Boy
Post by: apc2010 on June 08, 2015, 01:51:52 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 08, 2015, 01:50:38 PM
lol:

Can he not fit into any of your cast offs yet ? happy001

Yeah the old sierra...... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Bankrolling the Boy
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 08, 2015, 01:52:03 PM: Quote from: Barman on June 08, 2015, 01:48:20 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 08, 2015, 01:46:15 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 08, 2015, 12:29:22 PM
Kit for work in air traffic control and second year of A levels:

2 suits (£400 Shocked:)
5 ahirt, 2 new ties, 2 pairs shoes (£180 Shocked:)

Trip to Iceland (4 days):

Trip fee: £1000 Banghead Banghead
Boots: £180
Coat for glacier trip: £200
Spending money: £100

Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead sad24: sad24:
Count yourself lucky you only have to do it for one offspring, and a boy at that, cheap as chips. Thumbs:

And only one ex eh Mr. Darwin Sir....?

Precisely. surrender:

It is also well proven that a girl child cost twice as much to raise as a boy child. sad32:
Title: Re: Bankrolling the Boy
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 08, 2015, 01:53:21 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 08, 2015, 01:50:38 PM
lol:

Can he not fit into any of your cast offs yet ? happy001

Nick will shortly point out that it is 'casts off' in the plural. whistle:
Title: Re: Bankrolling the Boy
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 08, 2015, 01:54:39 PM: Nick can point out what he like's whistle:
Title: Re: Bankrolling the Boy
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2015, 02:03:35 PM: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Bankrolling the Boy
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 08, 2015, 02:12:49 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 08, 2015, 01:54:39 PM
Nick can point out what he like's whistle:

happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Bankrolling the Boy
Post by: beerhead on June 08, 2015, 03:43:38 PM: Oh My God !
Brought up by Nick and wanting to work in ATC. I will have to ground myself !
Title: Re: Bankrolling the Boy
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 08, 2015, 03:55:03 PM: Quote from: beerhead on June 08, 2015, 03:43:38 PM
Oh My God !
Brought up by Nick and wanting to work in ATC. I will have to ground myself !

happy001
Title: Re: Bankrolling the Boy
Post by: Steve on June 08, 2015, 09:54:46 PM: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: happy001 happy001 to all the above
Title: Re: Bankrolling the Boy
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2015, 04:59:28 PM: YES :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

All internet access now blocked from his phone but calls and texts allowed. Thank you TESCO eeek:
Title: Re: Bankrolling the Boy
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2015, 06:49:28 PM: Quote from: Nick on June 11, 2015, 04:59:28 PM
YES :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

All internet access now blocked from his phone but calls and texts allowed. Thank you TESCO eeek:

scared2:
Title: Re: Bankrolling the Boy
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2015, 06:51:13 PM: PICNIC?
Title: Re: Bankrolling the Boy
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2015, 06:54:51 PM: Quote from: Nick on June 11, 2015, 06:51:13 PM
PICNIC?

Arse! redface:
Title: Re: Bankrolling the Boy
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2015, 06:57:12 PM: point: point: point: point: