The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Miss Creant on May 28, 2015, 06:53:55 AM
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Today I am due to go into horsepickle to have a camera shoved where no camera has a right to be. It was decided by those in the know that whilst I was there and sedated they might as well shove one down my throat and into my stomach.
Not something I have been looking forward to but being dreadfully British about the 'rather unpleasant matter' stoically did as I was instructed. Nothing solid has crossed my lips since 4pm yesterday and Yesterday evening I drank three and a half pints of a ghastly concoction meant to clean out the gibblety area below my umbilicus. I patiently waited for the promised deluge which didn't come.
I now have to wait until 8.30 am to phone the clinic for advice.
I am not a happy bunny. evil:
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Oh woes, hope a solution was found. A 'deluge' in transit might be unfortunate
I assume no random 'what the camera saw' images will be posted.
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sick2:
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And this.......
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs18.postimg.org%2Fdgm57tyt1%2F220px_Duodenal_adenocarcinoma.jpg&hash=705e38f7758fde36e065f7c7f84ef58a5f49bb5f) (http://postimg.org/image/dgm57tyt1/)
Is worse than this.........
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimg.org%2Fb4mgmu7yz%2Fnick.jpg&hash=9fc9b5c3fa6aa47d8abc2d9151cd7adf9915659b) (http://postimage.org/)
How exactly?
That's not mine by the way I declined the free Polaroid shot.
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Just google imaged the top one - much worse noooo:
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eeek: eeek:
And I've got a gastroscopy scheduled for next Tuesday scared2:
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eeek: eeek:
And I've got a gastroscopy scheduled for next Tuesday scared2:
happy100
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eeek: eeek:
And I've got a gastroscopy scheduled for next Tuesday scared2:
Think 'Deep Throat' and all will be will Uncle........... happy100 Though.
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I'm back like, nothing obvious found and apart from a sore throat I feel ok like :thumbsup:
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Pub gripped by epidemic of stuff noooo: noooo:
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Pub needs an influx of new blood.
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Pub needs an influx of new blood.
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Foggy: foot and hand
Miss C: Bum
Pastis: eye
Uncle Mort: Tum tum
Nick: leg sad24:
BM: dementia
Apey: overworked
DS; gout
Marley: heart op
Steve: quorn addict
We are all doomed noooo:
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Foggy: foot and hand
Miss C: Bum
Pastis: eye
Uncle Mort: Tum tum
Nick: leg sad24:
BM: dementia
Apey: overworked
DS; gout
Marley: heart op
Steve: quorn addict
We are all doomed noooo:
cloud9:
I didn't get the dementia badge. Thumbs:
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Foggy: foot and hand
Miss C: Bum
Pastis: eye
Uncle Mort: Tum tum
Nick: leg sad24:
BM: dementia
Apey: overworked
DS; gout
Marley: heart op
Steve: quorn addict
We are all doomed noooo:
cloud9:
I didn't get the dementia badge. Thumbs:
Yet eveilgrin:
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Foggy: foot and hand
Miss C: Bum
Pastis: eye
Uncle Mort: Tum tum
Nick: leg sad24:
BM: dementia
Apey: overworked
DS; gout
Marley: heart op
Steve: quorn addict
We are all doomed noooo:
cloud9:
I didn't get the dementia badge. Thumbs:
Yet eveilgrin:
sad32:
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Foggy: foot and hand
Miss C: Bum
Pastis: eye
Uncle Mort: Tum tum
Nick: leg sad24:
BM: dementia
Apey: overworked
DS; gout
Marley: heart op
Steve: quorn addict
We are all doomed noooo:
cloud9:
I didn't get the dementia badge. Thumbs:
Nor me! cloud9:
...did I...? rubschin:
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Foggy: foot and hand
Miss C: Bum
Pastis: eye
Uncle Mort: Tum tum
Nick: leg sad24:
BM: dementia
Apey: overworked
DS; gout
Marley: heart op
Steve: quorn addict
We are all doomed noooo:
cloud9:
I didn't get the dementia badge. Thumbs:
Nor me! cloud9:
...did I...? rubschin:
;D
The once and future badge?
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Foggy: foot and hand
Miss C: Bum
Pastis: eye
Uncle Mort: Tum tum
Nick: leg sad24:
BM: dementia
Apey: overworked
DS; gout
Marley: heart op
Steve: quorn addict
We are all doomed noooo:
cloud9:
I didn't get the dementia badge. Thumbs:
Nor me! cloud9:
...did I...? rubschin:
Honorary member you say... rubschin:
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Foggy: foot and hand
Miss C: Bum
Pastis: eye
Uncle Mort: Tum tum
Nick: leg sad24:
BM: dementia
Apey: overworked
DS; gout
Marley: heart op
Steve: quorn addict
We are all doomed noooo:
cloud9:
I didn't get the dementia badge. Thumbs:
Nor me! cloud9:
...did I...? rubschin:
Honorary member you say... rubschin:
Honorary dick you say...... rubschin:
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:thumbsup:
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:thumbsup:
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If I put a pound coin in your mouth is there a sort of clunking and whirring sound followed by a thump, which is my signal to open that little white flap they have so cunningly put in, reach in and take out my can of coke or lemonade?
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happy001
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No sympathy on this site, like sad24: sad24: sad24: