Post by: Nick on May 22, 2015, 04:43:10 PM
http://www.dermnetnz.org/vascular/vasculitis.html (http://www.dermnetnz.org/vascular/vasculitis.html)
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2015, 05:32:18 PM
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 22, 2015, 08:10:18 PM
Post by: Steve on May 22, 2015, 10:05:27 PM
Especially for BM, like :thumbsup: :thumbsup:Ooh nasty
http://www.dermnetnz.org/vascular/vasculitis.html (http://www.dermnetnz.org/vascular/vasculitis.html)
I'd blame Mr Stew
Post by: Nick on May 22, 2015, 10:09:53 PM
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 02:21:06 PM
rubschin: rubschin:
eeek:
Post by: apc2010 on May 23, 2015, 03:00:52 PM
Injection time looms scared2: scared2: I am going to tell myself that I will jest feel two small pricks :thumbsup:
rubschin: rubschin:
eeek:
scared2:
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 03:09:56 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 23, 2015, 03:12:17 PM
Need to find my specs so I get the mahossive needles in the right spot, like scared2:
scared2:
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 03:13:19 PM
Post by: Nick on May 24, 2015, 03:54:33 PM
Post by: Steve on May 24, 2015, 09:26:33 PM
Just done my injections :thumbsup: :thumbsup: I am a brave soldier :thumbsup: :thumbsup: angel1worthy:
I remember having to draw my own blood to do a cholesterol test. I have stuck sharp objects in me limbs countless times accidentally but one small piercing to get a single drop? noooo:
But enough of that - are you any betterer?
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2015, 04:28:21 PM
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2015, 05:12:27 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimg.org%2Fd50gwpmx5%2F20150524_171943.jpg&hash=b18f33fb819da85543aa66a25187dc09e0ff49a1) (http://postimg.org/image/d50gwpmx5/)
Post by: Steve on May 25, 2015, 05:17:11 PM
that'll teach you not to kick peasants . . .
. . .without first checking what bugs they've got
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 25, 2015, 05:36:57 PM
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2015, 05:38:33 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 25, 2015, 05:42:03 PM
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2015, 05:46:45 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 25, 2015, 05:48:50 PM
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2015, 05:50:03 PM
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 25, 2015, 06:35:58 PM
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2015, 06:39:51 PM
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 25, 2015, 06:41:13 PM
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2015, 06:46:05 PM
I referred her to my leg ::) ::)
Post by: Nick on May 28, 2015, 02:33:51 PM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 28, 2015, 06:03:28 PM
My penis is now purple and corrugated sad24: sad24:
Good boy
Post by: Nick on May 28, 2015, 06:09:25 PM
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2015, 10:22:57 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs21.postimg.org%2Fsla2lqj2r%2F20150528_183733.jpg&hash=ace00d4c9cc1527b23bb5b3b81057bf5fca856f0) (http://postimg.org/image/sla2lqj2r/)
Post by: Steve on May 29, 2015, 10:28:59 AM
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on May 30, 2015, 04:48:39 PM
Post by: Miss Creant on May 31, 2015, 02:22:12 PM
My leg is now purple and corrugated sad24: sad24:
This is excellent news. When it rains shove a water butt under it.
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2015, 02:26:17 PM
Post by: Nick on June 01, 2015, 10:39:15 AM
Me: I have brought my leg to see you
Doc: Ah. (examines leg)
Me: well?
Doc: you need a further course of antibiotics, antibacterial honey patches, 5 metres of sterile gauze, sterile salilne solution for bathing the leg, 3 metres of tape.....
Me: Yikes
Doc: and make an appointment to see the nurse asap. She was in the Army and served in Iraq. She has more experience of these sorrt of wounds than me
Me: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: sad24:
Post by: Steve on June 01, 2015, 10:56:32 AM
At the QuackServed in Iraq. rubschin: Somehow I figure she's not superbabe material. Still she's probably seen a few dishonourable discharges in her time.
Me: I have brought my leg to see you
Doc: Ah. (examines leg)
Me: well?
Doc: you need a further course of antibiotics, antibacterial honey patches, 5 metres of sterile gauze, sterile salilne solution for bathing the leg, 3 metres of tape.....
Me: Yikes
Doc: and make an appointment to see the nurse asap. She was in the Army and served in Iraq. She has more experience of these sorrt of wounds than me
Me: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: sad24:
Post by: Nick on June 01, 2015, 11:00:41 AM
Post by: Nick on June 01, 2015, 12:51:26 PM
Post by: Miss Creant on June 01, 2015, 01:00:50 PM
Post by: apc2010 on June 01, 2015, 01:17:34 PM
Try a honey trap instead. There is much to be gained by them in certain circles, or so I am told.
drumroll:
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 01, 2015, 01:32:12 PM
Boots have run out of antibacterial honey patches cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Get some of these:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.airborne.co.nz%2Fimages%2Fproducts%2FPlainLozengeOpendClearCutDropShadow.jpg&hash=09ef5f09f79944f5771798042ba3fa694ac267b5)
Melt in microwave
Apply to leg
Job done whistle:
Post by: Nick on June 02, 2015, 08:21:43 AM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 02, 2015, 09:17:05 AM
My middle leg is covered in honey!
Post by: Steve on June 02, 2015, 09:37:13 AM
My leg is covered in honey!Amazingly it does work - well the medicinal honey does. That Gale's stuff may be excellent on bread but it's a bit sus for legs
So do those silver loaded bandages they may give you.
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 02, 2015, 10:51:34 AM
The bandages are only meant for vampire legsMy leg is covered in honey!Amazingly it does work - well the medicinal honey does. That Gale's stuff may be excellent on bread but it's a bit sus for legs
So do those silver loaded bandages they may give you.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 02, 2015, 11:52:43 AM
My leg is covered in honey!
A fly trap you say rubschin:
Post by: Nick on June 02, 2015, 01:07:34 PM
It's werking sad24: sad24: sad24:
Post by: Barman on June 03, 2015, 05:35:04 AM
Nurse said I would know if the honey is working cos my leg would hurt more.
It's werking sad24: sad24: sad24:
Well I could have done summat like that! ::)
Post by: Nick on June 03, 2015, 07:31:52 AM
Post by: Steve on June 03, 2015, 08:08:54 AM
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 03, 2015, 08:11:34 AM
It seems to be werking eeek:
Time to pay the therapist.
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Post by: Nick on June 04, 2015, 06:29:49 AM
Post by: Misty on June 04, 2015, 01:37:57 PM
I have been too see the specialist n stuff, am currently in plaster up to my knee and my elbow, absolutely outstanding in 32 degree heat. surrender:
Post by: Misty on June 04, 2015, 02:56:18 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimg.org%2Fr0rxkrf9n%2FIMG_20150603_00819.jpg&hash=9f92b19d71d3378e4d335644680628be3849d9c9) (http://postimg.org/image/r0rxkrf9n/)
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 04, 2015, 03:18:05 PM
One of my broken bits...on the right.
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HRT time?
Post by: Misty on June 04, 2015, 03:25:10 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 04, 2015, 03:59:15 PM
eeek: How rude!
redface:
I was just thinking brittle bones
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 04, 2015, 04:00:38 PM
eeek: How rude!
redface:
I was just thinking brittle bones
I'm impressed Darwin, usually you have a man dig that deep a hole for you. Thumbs:
Post by: Miss Creant on June 04, 2015, 04:48:34 PM
another sticky situation noooo:
I have been too see the specialist n stuff, am currently in plaster up to my knee and my elbow, absolutely outstanding in 32 degree heat. surrender:
Top Tip: Go for a nice swim to cool yerself down like. :thumbsup:
Post by: Misty on June 04, 2015, 06:47:43 PM
eeek: How rude!
redface:
I was just thinking brittle bones
I'm impressed Darwin, usually you have a man dig that deep a hole for you. Thumbs:
happ096 happy001 happy001
Post by: Steve on June 04, 2015, 07:38:40 PM
happy001 happy001 happy001eeek: How rude!
redface:
I was just thinking brittle bones
I'm impressed Darwin, usually you have a man dig that deep a hole for you. Thumbs:
happ096 happy001 happy001
Post by: Nick on June 06, 2015, 02:06:07 PM
Post by: Steve on June 06, 2015, 02:14:49 PM
Somehow I think you'll get no sympathy from the ladies
Post by: Nick on June 06, 2015, 02:18:16 PM
Post by: boogs on June 06, 2015, 04:22:42 PM
Changed my honey patches this morning. sad24: They took off about 50 layers of skin eeek: I think I can see my leg bone eeek: eeek: eeek: sad24:
scared2: scared2: sick2:
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2015, 09:28:04 AM
Post by: Steve on June 08, 2015, 10:46:34 AM
Top tip: if you see someone in the Nottingham area selling honey cheap on eBay don't don't don't
not even with a very long barge pole
Post by: apc2010 on June 08, 2015, 10:55:12 AM
Oh woes
Top tip: if you see someone in the Nottingham area selling honey cheap on eBay don't don't don't
not even with a very long barge pole
sick2:
Post by: Miss Creant on June 09, 2015, 11:41:39 AM
Oh woes
Top tip: if you see someone in the Nottingham area selling honey cheap on eBay don't don't don't
not even with a very long barge pole
lol: lol: sick2:
Post by: Nick on June 09, 2015, 12:27:54 PM
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2015, 02:32:41 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 10, 2015, 02:51:26 PM
Just found my right shoe is full of blood sad24: sad24: sad24: eeek:
eeek:
Should this be in 'The Restaurant' ?
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Post by: Nick on June 10, 2015, 02:52:32 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 10, 2015, 02:53:27 PM
(https://secondworldadventures.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/peg-leg.jpg)
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2015, 02:54:17 PM
Post by: Misty on June 11, 2015, 08:19:45 PM
Just changed my honey patches again. My leg is rotting sad24: sad24: sad24:
same here I think, although for different reasons. A full cast in 32 degree heat noooo:
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2015, 12:02:25 PM
Me: What about it?
QUack: Tested positive for MRSA. YOu had better come in and get some more pills....
sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 12, 2015, 12:45:29 PM
Post by: Barman on June 12, 2015, 12:54:35 PM
* Sprays Dettol on keyboard *
Post by: Steve on June 12, 2015, 01:04:49 PM
scared2::thumbsup:
* Sprays Dettol on keyboard *
And quarantine the whole of Nottingham After all who'd miss it?
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2015, 01:05:50 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 12, 2015, 01:27:20 PM
Quack calls: Hello Mr Nick, that swab I took of your leg the other day.....
Me: What about it?
QUack: Tested positive for MRSA. YOu had better come in and get some more pills....
sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
happy100
***Calls butler to send black suit to dry cleaners***
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2015, 01:28:13 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 12, 2015, 01:52:24 PM
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2015, 01:53:21 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 12, 2015, 01:55:48 PM
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2015, 01:56:45 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 12, 2015, 01:57:33 PM
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2015, 03:51:27 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fpzoahj1yv%2Fmr_leg.jpg&hash=de210fc076d9b2e54f91755c787a9b069d4d41c5) (http://postimg.org/image/pzoahj1yv/)
Getting betterer :thumbsup:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 12, 2015, 04:35:26 PM
Eeeeeeewwwww sick2:
Donate it to medical science ....now ;D
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2015, 04:59:23 PM
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 12, 2015, 08:08:35 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fpzoahj1yv%2Fmr_leg.jpg&hash=de210fc076d9b2e54f91755c787a9b069d4d41c5) (http://postimg.org/image/pzoahj1yv/)
Getting betterer :thumbsup:
That's better?
unclean, unclean
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 12, 2015, 08:57:14 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fpzoahj1yv%2Fmr_leg.jpg&hash=de210fc076d9b2e54f91755c787a9b069d4d41c5) (http://postimg.org/image/pzoahj1yv/)
Getting betterer :thumbsup:
Actually getting betterer or relocating to the brain... rubschin:
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on June 13, 2015, 08:58:49 PM
scared2:
* Sprays Dettol on keyboard *
That was my first thought too. :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on June 14, 2015, 06:01:45 AM
Post by: Nick on June 14, 2015, 06:48:32 AM
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 14, 2015, 08:31:37 AM
It's forming scabs :thumbsup:Still on strike then?
Post by: Nick on June 17, 2015, 08:13:16 PM
I could post pics for diagnostic purposes, like rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on June 17, 2015, 10:03:41 PM
Well Mr Leg is getting betterer but Miss Italy's Leg has some horrid rash now noooo: Goes right up to her bum noooo:
I could post pics for diagnostic purposes, like rubschin:
rubschin:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 18, 2015, 07:23:17 AM
Well Mr Leg is getting betterer but Miss Italy's Leg has some horrid rash now noooo: Goes right up to her bum noooo:
I could post pics for diagnostic purposes, like rubschin:
Must be allergic to some irritant
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2015, 07:24:57 AM
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 18, 2015, 08:22:34 AM
Well Mr Leg is getting betterer but Miss Italy's Leg has some horrid rash now noooo: Goes right up to her bum noooo:
I could post pics for diagnostic purposes, like rubschin:
Must be allergic to some irritant
Another bum for example?
Post by: Misty on June 19, 2015, 12:53:24 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 19, 2015, 01:05:54 PM
Well Mr Leg is getting betterer but Miss Italy's Leg has some horrid rash now noooo: Goes right up to her bum noooo:
I could post pics for diagnostic purposes, like rubschin:
Must be allergic to some irritant
Another bum for example?
ArseNick you say... rubschin:
Post by: Misty on July 01, 2015, 01:12:16 PM
Got both casts off. Ten weeks in plaster, you dont want to know what lay underneath. sick2:
I've had a bath and everything. cloud9:
Post by: Nick on July 01, 2015, 01:15:30 PM
Post by: Misty on July 01, 2015, 01:17:38 PM
Horray. Dancng time again. My leg is going backwards noooo: noooo: noooo:
That must make it difficult to get anywhere rubschin:
Post by: Nick on July 01, 2015, 01:18:17 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 01, 2015, 01:23:39 PM
Horray. Dancng time again. My leg is going backwards noooo: noooo: noooo:Try putting it forward then shaking it all about.
Post by: boogs on July 01, 2015, 05:39:59 PM
I'm freeeeee!
Got both casts off. Ten weeks in plaster, you dont want to know what lay underneath. sick2:
I've had a bath and everything. cloud9:
:thumbsup: Great news Misty happ096
Post by: Steve on July 01, 2015, 08:55:23 PM
Party001: Party001: Party001:I'm freeeeee!
Got both casts off. Ten weeks in plaster, you dont want to know what lay underneath. sick2:
I've had a bath and everything. cloud9:
:thumbsup: Great news Misty happ096
Post by: Steve on July 01, 2015, 08:57:55 PM
lol:Horray. Dancng time again. My leg is going backwards noooo: noooo: noooo:Try putting it forward then shaking it all about.
Nick must keep going round in circles
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 01, 2015, 09:04:36 PM
Post by: Steve on July 01, 2015, 09:07:19 PM
Had a weird and bloody irritating thing happening today, hot pins and needles in one thigh. noooo:could make you hopping mad
Post by: Nick on July 02, 2015, 05:31:59 AM
Post by: Nick on July 02, 2015, 08:58:59 AM
Post by: Steve on July 02, 2015, 09:46:54 AM
He's turned black scared2: scared2: sad24:leg or doctor?
[serious] hope you do get some sort of solution to this
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 02, 2015, 10:16:08 AM
He's turned black scared2: scared2: sad24:
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sad32:
Post by: Nick on July 02, 2015, 01:35:30 PM
Post by: Miss Creant on July 02, 2015, 05:23:23 PM
Horray. Dancng time again. My leg is going backwards noooo: noooo: noooo:
Welcome to my world. evil:
Excellent news Misty. Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on July 07, 2015, 01:31:11 PM
Post by: Steve on July 07, 2015, 10:19:50 PM
Mr Leg is responding to treatment. He is now only light purple :thumbsup::thumbsup:
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 07, 2015, 10:52:02 PM
Mr Leg is responding to treatment. He is now only light purple :thumbsup:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn2.hubspot.net%2Fhub%2F256273%2Ffile-350167856-jpg%2Fimages%2FIVS_1_yr_post-treatment.jpg%3Ft%3D1436017473992%26amp%3Bwidth%3D199&hash=87bfc39a9cd2f9807429543af2bfcd622d8a291c)
rubschin:
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 08, 2015, 07:53:07 AM
Mr Leg is responding to treatment. He is now only light purple :thumbsup:
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rubschin:
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Post by: Barman on July 08, 2015, 07:55:58 AM
Mr Leg is responding to treatment. He is now only light purple :thumbsup:
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rubschin:
(https://www.thebureauinvestigates.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Coroners-Courts-Flickr-pdkirkham-630x400.jpg)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on July 08, 2015, 08:01:51 AM
Post by: Nick on July 10, 2015, 06:13:13 PM
Post by: boogs on July 10, 2015, 06:18:06 PM
Back to the surgical sock sad24: sad24:
noooo: happy100
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2015, 06:18:57 PM
Back to the surgical sock sad24: sad24:
Miss Italy dumped you...? happy100
Post by: boogs on July 10, 2015, 06:21:07 PM
Back to the surgical sock sad24: sad24:
Miss Italy dumped you...? happy100
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on July 10, 2015, 06:26:26 PM
Post by: Steve on July 10, 2015, 07:25:38 PM
noooo: happy100 noooo: happy100Back to the surgical sock sad24: sad24:
noooo: happy100
Have to say you are putting up with this very well. By now I'd be kicking peasants . . .
. . . very carefully
Post by: Nick on July 10, 2015, 07:29:42 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 10, 2015, 09:04:15 PM
happy001 happy001 happy001Back to the surgical sock sad24: sad24:
Miss Italy dumped you...? happy100
Post by: Nick on July 11, 2015, 05:17:39 AM
Post by: Just One More on July 11, 2015, 07:35:26 AM
Back to the surgical sock sad24: sad24:
Miss Italy dumped you...? happy100
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 11, 2015, 08:46:37 AM
Poor Nick
Miss Italy is no relation of Beverley Allitt is she ? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on July 11, 2015, 08:53:28 AM
Post by: Barman on July 11, 2015, 09:18:31 AM
lol: lol: lol:
Poor Nick
Miss Italy is no relation of Beverley Allitt is she ? rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: apc2010 on July 11, 2015, 03:48:39 PM
Back to the surgical sock sad24: sad24:
Miss Italy dumped you...? happy100
;D ;D ;D
Post by: Nick on July 11, 2015, 03:50:27 PM
Post by: apc2010 on July 11, 2015, 03:52:53 PM
Post by: Nick on July 11, 2015, 03:58:13 PM
Post by: Barman on July 11, 2015, 05:36:31 PM
Miss T crossed the road last night near an emergency clinic ...2 people rushed out ...thought she was going in... ;D
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on July 11, 2015, 09:53:09 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol:Miss T crossed the road last night near an emergency clinic ...2 people rushed out ...thought she was going in... ;D
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2015, 11:04:32 PM
lol: lol: lol:
Poor Nick
Miss Italy is no relation of Beverley Allitt is she ? rubschin:
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rubschin:
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2015, 12:26:10 PM
Post by: apc2010 on December 07, 2015, 12:29:25 PM
Mr Leg is back. Emergency appointment with quack at 2.00 sad24:
rubschin:
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 07, 2015, 12:46:22 PM
Mr Leg is back. Emergency appointment with quack at 2.00 sad24:
That's your Christmas present sorted. :thumbsup:
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Post by: Nick on December 07, 2015, 12:48:07 PM
Post by: Steve on December 07, 2015, 12:57:47 PM
Mr Leg is back. Emergency appointment with quack at 2.00 sad24:Hope it goes well
But
happy001
That's your Christmas present sorted. :thumbsup:
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Post by: Barman on December 07, 2015, 01:23:38 PM
Mr Leg is back. Emergency appointment with quack at 2.00 sad24:
back from where...? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2015, 01:26:56 PM
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2015, 01:31:41 PM
A long period of not being black sad24:
Is it some form of union dispute...? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2015, 01:33:16 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 07, 2015, 01:45:24 PM
A long period of not being black sad24:
Is it some form of union dispute...? rubschin:
drumroll:
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2015, 10:03:20 PM
Post by: Steve on December 07, 2015, 10:52:34 PM
Well I have just got home from the hospital evil:good news hopefully
Popcorn:
Post by: Barman on December 08, 2015, 06:01:51 AM
Well I have just got home from the hospital evil:
When is your leg coming home...?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 08, 2015, 07:46:12 AM
Post by: Nick on December 08, 2015, 09:07:18 AM
Blood tests,
ECG (Heart rate 140 eeek:)
Blood pressure (off the scale eeek:)
Temperature (very high)
Ultra sound scan
X rays
By 6.30 they gave me:
Intravenous antibiotics
Intravenous paracetamol
Saline solution
2 hours later things were calming down but they said they wanted to keep me in overnight. I said I was going home evil:
I now have to take 32 pills a day for a week evil:
Post by: Steve on December 08, 2015, 09:14:13 AM
Was sent to some "Acute Medical Unit".Err that doesn't sound like you'll make the England squad for the next match.
Blood tests,
ECG (Heart rate 140 eeek:)
Blood pressure (off the scale eeek:)
Temperature (very high)
Ultra sound scan
X rays
By 6.30 they gave me:
Intravenous antibiotics
Intravenous paracetamol
Saline solution
2 hours later things were calming down but they said they wanted to keep me in overnight. I said I was going home evil:
I now have to take 32 pills a day for a week evil:
Or the one after
Post by: Barman on December 08, 2015, 09:14:47 AM
Was sent to some "Acute Medical Unit".
Blood tests,
ECG (Heart rate 140 eeek:)
Blood pressure (off the scale eeek:)
Temperature (very high)
Ultra sound scan
X rays
By 6.30 they gave me:
Intravenous antibiotics
Intravenous paracetamol
Saline solution
2 hours later things were calming down but they said they wanted to keep me in overnight. I said I was going home evil:
I now have to take 32 pills a day for a week evil:
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rubschin:
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 08, 2015, 11:04:49 AM
Was sent to some "Acute Medical Unit".
Blood tests,
ECG (Heart rate 140 eeek:)
Blood pressure (off the scale eeek:)
Temperature (very high)
Ultra sound scan
X rays
By 6.30 they gave me:
Intravenous antibiotics
Intravenous paracetamol
Saline solution
2 hours later things were calming down but they said they wanted to keep me in overnight. I said I was going home evil:
I now have to take 32 pills a day for a week evil:
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Post by: Barman on December 08, 2015, 11:09:04 AM
Was sent to some "Acute Medical Unit".
Blood tests,
ECG (Heart rate 140 eeek:)
Blood pressure (off the scale eeek:)
Temperature (very high)
Ultra sound scan
X rays
By 6.30 they gave me:
Intravenous antibiotics
Intravenous paracetamol
Saline solution
2 hours later things were calming down but they said they wanted to keep me in overnight. I said I was going home evil:
I now have to take 32 pills a day for a week evil:
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happy001
Post by: Nick on December 08, 2015, 11:09:44 AM
Post by: Nick on December 08, 2015, 11:12:58 AM
Post by: Barman on December 08, 2015, 11:15:36 AM
Miss I, from N Wales, tells me she is going to write a poem about my leg noooo:
If she had some chalk she could write a poem on your leg! Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on December 08, 2015, 11:16:06 AM
Post by: Steve on December 08, 2015, 11:25:49 AM
lol: lol: lol:Miss I, from N Wales, tells me she is going to write a poem about my leg noooo:
If she had some chalk she could write a poem on your leg! Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on December 08, 2015, 11:26:55 AM
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 08, 2015, 11:29:39 AM
Miss I, from N Wales, tells me she is going to write a poem about my leg noooo:Is it over yet?
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 08, 2015, 11:46:01 AM
Was sent to some "Acute Medical Unit".
Blood tests,
ECG (Heart rate 140 eeek:)
Blood pressure (off the scale eeek:)
Temperature (very high)
Ultra sound scan
X rays
By 6.30 they gave me:
Intravenous antibiotics
Intravenous paracetamol
Saline solution
2 hours later things were calming down but they said they wanted to keep me in overnight. I said I was going home evil:
I now have to take 32 pills a day for a week evil:
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Alas poor old Nick, we knew him Barmonio. A fellow of infinite gubbage... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on December 08, 2015, 11:49:36 AM
Miss I, from N Wales, tells me she is going to write a poem about my leg noooo:Is it over yet?
::)
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 08, 2015, 01:24:54 PM
Miss I, from N Wales, tells me she is going to write a poem about my leg noooo:
There was an old fart called Nick
Who's leg was incredibly sick...
rubschin:
Post by: Nick on December 08, 2015, 01:26:08 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 08, 2015, 01:29:33 PM
Post by: apc2010 on December 08, 2015, 01:40:03 PM
Miss I, from N Wales, tells me she is going to write a poem about my leg noooo:Is it over yet?
drumroll:
Post by: Nick on December 08, 2015, 01:42:24 PM
Post by: Steve on December 08, 2015, 11:08:31 PM
Miss I, from N Wales, tells me she is going to write a poem about my leg noooo:
There was an old fart called Nick
Who's leg was incredibly sick...
rubschin:
There was an old fart called Nick
Who's leg was incredibly sick
He started to rant
and act the Pedant...
Post by: Barman on December 09, 2015, 06:35:22 AM
Miss I, from N Wales, tells me she is going to write a poem about my leg noooo:
There was an old fart called Nick
Who's leg was incredibly sick...
rubschin:
There was an old fart called Nick
Whose leg was incredibly sick
He started to rant
act the Pedant
and Miss I felt a small prick.
whistle:
Post by: Nick on December 09, 2015, 07:41:32 AM
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 09, 2015, 09:52:10 AM
Found his leg had gone suddenly lame
He said it was not
Caused by poisoned stew pot
But his limpness had sepsis to blame
Post by: Barman on December 09, 2015, 09:59:41 AM
A Ginger of Nottingham fame
Found his leg had gone suddenly lame
He said it was not
Caused by poisoned stew pot
But his limpness had sepsis to blame
drumroll:
Post by: Steve on December 09, 2015, 10:16:43 AM
drumroll: drumroll:A Ginger of Nottingham fame
Found his leg had gone suddenly lame
He said it was not
Caused by poisoned stew pot
But his limpness had sepsis to blame
drumroll:
Post by: apc2010 on December 09, 2015, 12:07:42 PM
A Ginger of Nottingham fame
Found his leg had gone suddenly lame
He said it was not
Caused by poisoned stew pot
But his limpness had sepsis to blame
;D ;D ;D
Post by: Nick on December 09, 2015, 02:29:03 PM
A Ginger of Nottingham fame
Found his leg had gone suddenly lame
He said it was not
Caused by poisoned stew pot
But his limpness had sepsis to blame
drumroll:
evil:
Post by: Nick on December 10, 2015, 05:08:07 PM
Post by: Barman on December 10, 2015, 05:10:06 PM
Well, he hasn't got any worse :thumbsup:
That isn't saying much is it...? noooo:
Post by: Nick on December 10, 2015, 05:10:30 PM
Post by: Nick on January 28, 2016, 03:37:48 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 28, 2016, 03:56:28 PM
Miss I is fully recovered cloud9:, though still,she says, a bit blue in the foot department noooo:
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Post by: Nick on January 28, 2016, 03:57:51 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 28, 2016, 03:59:10 PM
Child ::)
Yewtree noooo:
Post by: Barman on January 28, 2016, 04:03:41 PM
Child ::)
Yewtree noooo:
drumroll:
Post by: Nick on January 28, 2016, 04:11:05 PM
Post by: Steve on January 28, 2016, 05:36:29 PM
Miss I is fully recovered cloud9:, though still,she says, a bit blue in the foot department noooo:
And your leg and foot, are they better too?
Post by: Nick on January 28, 2016, 05:43:37 PM
Post by: Steve on January 28, 2016, 11:05:31 PM
NickSick sad24:Oh woe