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Title: New devices for training surgeons
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2015, 04:34:15 PM
Something tells me that one of the first things they will learn is how to run away screaming if they haven't been warned that the bloody thing can move.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3083821/The-gruesome-world-synthetic-cadavers-Terrifying-medical-models-breathe-bleed-dilating-pupils.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3083821/The-gruesome-world-synthetic-cadavers-Terrifying-medical-models-breathe-bleed-dilating-pupils.html)
Title: Re: New device for training surgeons
Post by: apc2010 on May 16, 2015, 05:34:59 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2015, 04:34:15 PM
Something tells me that one of the first things they will learn is how to run away screaming if they haven't been warned that the bloody thing can move.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3083821/The-gruesome-world-synthetic-cadavers-Terrifying-medical-models-breathe-bleed-dilating-pupils.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3083821/The-gruesome-world-synthetic-cadavers-Terrifying-medical-models-breathe-bleed-dilating-pupils.html)

Not clicking....... noooo:
Title: Re: New device for training surgeons
Post by: boogs on May 16, 2015, 09:03:15 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 16, 2015, 05:34:59 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2015, 04:34:15 PM
Something tells me that one of the first things they will learn is how to run away screaming if they haven't been warned that the bloody thing can move.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3083821/The-gruesome-world-synthetic-cadavers-Terrifying-medical-models-breathe-bleed-dilating-pupils.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3083821/The-gruesome-world-synthetic-cadavers-Terrifying-medical-models-breathe-bleed-dilating-pupils.html)

Not clicking....... noooo:

I did  scared2: scared2: scared2: sick2:
Title: Re: New device for training surgeons
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2015, 10:09:17 PM
I have this image of one being set up for surgery practice and then some joker has it start thrashing around as the poor trainee surgeon is cutting into it...  noooo:
Title: Re: New device for training surgeons
Post by: Steve on May 16, 2015, 11:58:27 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2015, 10:09:17 PM
I have this image of one being set up for surgery practice and then some joker has it start thrashing around as the poor trainee surgeon is cutting into it...  noooo:

Makers of inflatable dolls will be  rubschin:
Title: Re: New device for training surgeons
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 17, 2015, 12:52:02 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 16, 2015, 11:58:27 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2015, 10:09:17 PM
I have this image of one being set up for surgery practice and then some joker has it start thrashing around as the poor trainee surgeon is cutting into it...  noooo:

Makers of inflatable dolls will be  rubschin:

Baldy you say...  rubschin:
Title: Re: New device for training surgeons
Post by: boogs on May 17, 2015, 12:37:54 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 17, 2015, 12:52:02 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 16, 2015, 11:58:27 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2015, 10:09:17 PM
I have this image of one being set up for surgery practice and then some joker has it start thrashing around as the poor trainee surgeon is cutting into it...  noooo:

Makers of inflatable dolls will be  rubschin:

Baldy you say...  rubschin:

I am sure he would make a profit ;D   I would go for a %  rubschin:  finders fee Thumbs:
Title: Re: New devices for training surgeons
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 29, 2015, 09:50:31 PM
This is another one I could see prankster hackers having fun with by changing the 'patient' responses...  eeek:

Quote
Several times a day, Patrick is given a prostate exam – and he responds by giving medical students feedback on what they’re doing wrong.

Feedback on what they are doing wrong you say...  rubschin:

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
"If I turn around and see you zipping up you are a dead man"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3103115/The-robotic-BUTT-revolutionise-medicine-Patrick-lets-doctors-hone-skills-delicate-procedures.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3103115/The-robotic-BUTT-revolutionise-medicine-Patrick-lets-doctors-hone-skills-delicate-procedures.html)
Title: Re: New devices for training surgeons
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2015, 10:06:55 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 29, 2015, 09:50:31 PM
This is another one I could see prankster hackers having fun with by changing the 'patient' responses...  eeek:

Quote
Several times a day, Patrick is given a prostate exam – and he responds by giving medical students feedback on what they’re doing wrong.

Feedback on what they are doing wrong you say...  rubschin:

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
"If I turn around and see you zipping up you are a dead man"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3103115/The-robotic-BUTT-revolutionise-medicine-Patrick-lets-doctors-hone-skills-delicate-procedures.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3103115/The-robotic-BUTT-revolutionise-medicine-Patrick-lets-doctors-hone-skills-delicate-procedures.html)


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Title: Re: New devices for training surgeons
Post by: Steve on May 29, 2015, 10:10:18 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 29, 2015, 10:06:55 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 29, 2015, 09:50:31 PM
This is another one I could see prankster hackers having fun with by changing the 'patient' responses...  eeek:

Quote
Several times a day, Patrick is given a prostate exam – and he responds by giving medical students feedback on what they’re doing wrong.

Feedback on what they are doing wrong you say...  rubschin:

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
"If I turn around and see you zipping up you are a dead man"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3103115/The-robotic-BUTT-revolutionise-medicine-Patrick-lets-doctors-hone-skills-delicate-procedures.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3103115/The-robotic-BUTT-revolutionise-medicine-Patrick-lets-doctors-hone-skills-delicate-procedures.html)


 lol:
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