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Title: Parliamentary Election for The Greater Bickering Constituency May 7th 2015
Post by: Steve on May 06, 2015, 10:43:56 PM
All a bit late but you can't get the staff etc etc

So what party do we want to represent us from May 7th.  Just vote for the party and if anyone want to be their representative it's first come first selected as their candidate

If I've missed or misspelt any party then tough


One vote each only but you can change it while the poll is open
Title: Re: Parliamentary Election for The Greater Bickering Constituency May 7th 2015
Post by: apc2010 on May 06, 2015, 10:46:13 PM
Miss C....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Parliamentary Election for The Greater Bickering Constituency May 7th 2015
Post by: Steve on May 06, 2015, 10:54:28 PM
Miss C....... rubschin:
Default candidate for  the Couldn't Give a Flying Fuck party.  Wot she started
Title: Re: Parliamentary Election for The Greater Bickering Constituency May 7th 2015
Post by: apc2010 on May 06, 2015, 10:56:00 PM
Miss C....... rubschin:
Default candidate for  the Couldn't Give a Flying Fuck party.  Wot she started

Well she now lives up to her manifesto........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Parliamentary Election for The Greater Bickering Constituency May 7th 2015
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2015, 05:47:06 AM
Miss C....... rubschin:
Default candidate for  the Couldn't Give a Flying Fuck party.  Wot she started

Well she now lives up to her manifesto........ rubschin:

 drumroll:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Parliamentary Election for The Greater Bickering Constituency May 7th 2015
Post by: Steve on May 07, 2015, 12:12:50 PM
[idiot pundit mode]  In light polling the CGAFF party are doing well

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Title: Re: Parliamentary Election for The Greater Bickering Constituency May 7th 2015
Post by: apc2010 on May 07, 2015, 12:24:18 PM
[idiot pundit mode]  In light polling the CGAFF party are doing well

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Who is our Paxman...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Parliamentary Election for The Greater Bickering Constituency May 7th 2015
Post by: Steve on May 07, 2015, 12:49:13 PM
[idiot pundit mode]  In light polling the CGAFF party are doing well

[/shameless thread bump mode]

Who is our Paxman...... rubschin:
We could have a vote on that  rubschin:   noooo:
Title: Re: Parliamentary Election for The Greater Bickering Constituency May 7th 2015
Post by: apc2010 on May 07, 2015, 12:51:06 PM
[idiot pundit mode]  In light polling the CGAFF party are doing well

[/shameless thread bump mode]

Who is our Paxman...... rubschin:
We could have a vote on that  rubschin:   noooo:

We need a poll...... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Parliamentary Election for The Greater Bickering Constituency May 7th 2015
Post by: Steve on May 07, 2015, 01:34:45 PM
[idiot pundit mode]  In light polling the CGAFF party are doing well

[/shameless thread bump mode]

Who is our Paxman...... rubschin:
We could have a vote on that  rubschin:   noooo:

We need a poll...... Thumbs:
Pole Dancer?
Title: Re: Parliamentary Election for The Greater Bickering Constituency May 7th 2015
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2015, 01:40:10 PM
Foggy has a sweaty crutch if that helps  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Parliamentary Election for The Greater Bickering Constituency May 7th 2015
Post by: Steve on May 07, 2015, 10:13:03 PM
Last chance to vote, 30 minutes left
Title: Re: Parliamentary Election for The Greater Bickering Constituency May 7th 2015
Post by: Steve on May 08, 2015, 12:11:19 AM
And another crushing win for the Couldn't Give a Flying Fuck party.  If only they could've been arsed to stand in more constituencies
Title: Re: Parliamentary Election for The Greater Bickering Constituency May 7th 2015
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 08, 2015, 08:10:55 AM
As a true CGAFF supporter, I didn't vote.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Parliamentary Election for The Greater Bickering Constituency May 7th 2015
Post by: barmisspah? on May 08, 2015, 09:12:05 AM
As a true CGAFF supporter, I didn't vote.  Thumbs:

Me neither  whistle:
Title: Re: Parliamentary Election for The Greater Bickering Constituency May 7th 2015
Post by: boogs on May 08, 2015, 07:51:28 PM
I missed the vote  sad24:
Title: Re: Parliamentary Election for The Greater Bickering Constituency May 7th 2015
Post by: Barman on May 09, 2015, 05:00:03 AM
I missed the vote  sad24:

Couldn't give a flying fuck...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Parliamentary Election for The Greater Bickering Constituency May 7th 2015
Post by: Just One More on May 09, 2015, 06:50:38 AM
When does voting start, this Thursday?
Title: Re: Parliamentary Election for The Greater Bickering Constituency May 7th 2015
Post by: Barman on May 09, 2015, 06:52:34 AM
When does voting start, this Thursday?

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Title: Re: Parliamentary Election for The Greater Bickering Constituency May 7th 2015
Post by: Miss Creant on May 09, 2015, 06:49:06 PM
In true CGAFF fashion there has been no mention of this by the BBC well, not up here anyway.

https://twitter.com/search?q=downing%20street%20protest&src=tyah

I may have to go into a darkened room and form some sort of coalition.  Do two ffs make one 'I care very deeply' in true double negative fashion? rubschin:

Title: Re: Parliamentary Election for The Greater Bickering Constituency May 7th 2015
Post by: Steve on May 09, 2015, 09:03:28 PM
Shrugs:

As no one else has volunteered, you are now our MP.   Wave to us all at PMQs please


Oh in true CGAFF fashion you won't be going  Banghead
Title: Re: Parliamentary Election for The Greater Bickering Constituency May 7th 2015
Post by: Miss Creant on May 10, 2015, 07:38:49 AM
But I have to go, I have expenses to fiddle and taxes to dodge, taxis to dodge too no doubt.
Title: Re: Parliamentary Election for The Greater Bickering Constituency May 7th 2015
Post by: Just One More on May 10, 2015, 07:56:23 AM
But I have to go, I have expenses to fiddle and taxes to dodge, taxis to dodge too no doubt.

Fear not Miss C, my MP was able to fiddle her expenses and dodge taxes without heading up to "that there London" (fiddled £90,000, recommended to pay back £45,000 which was deemed too strict and eventually paid back £5,800... and still gets re-elected  cussing: ), and I hope she spends the rest of her days dodging taxis, cars, van and 44 tonners...and a white Audi A3  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Parliamentary Election for The Greater Bickering Constituency May 7th 2015
Post by: Steve on May 10, 2015, 09:37:29 PM
But I have to go, I have expenses to fiddle and taxes to dodge, taxis to dodge too no doubt.
lol:  :thumbsup:

Dare we ask if the CGAFF party uses party Whips?