Post by: Nick on May 05, 2015, 07:20:33 AM
What can possibly go wrong? rubschin: rubschin:
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 05, 2015, 07:44:03 AM
cloud9: cloud9:
What can possibly go wrong? rubschin: rubschin:
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Post by: Nick on May 05, 2015, 07:44:44 AM
Post by: Barman on May 05, 2015, 07:46:00 AM
Post by: Steve on May 05, 2015, 09:26:58 AM
cloud9: cloud9:We need a whisk ersessment
What can possibly go wrong? rubschin: rubschin:
Is this pre or post Loire?
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2015, 09:27:56 AM
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2015, 09:28:48 AM
Post by: Steve on May 05, 2015, 09:30:02 AM
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2015, 09:33:13 AM
Post by: Steve on May 05, 2015, 09:41:51 AM
And it's in Dulwich village cloud9: cloud9:Brixton jail you say
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 05, 2015, 10:59:03 AM
cloud9: cloud9:We need a whisk ersessment
What can possibly go wrong? rubschin: rubschin:
Is this pre or post Loire?
Simples, the cat is buggered rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on May 05, 2015, 11:05:03 AM
cloud9: cloud9:
What can possibly go wrong? rubschin: rubschin:
You can visit BM ..he will be back then.... Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2015, 11:14:31 AM
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2015, 07:58:50 PM
Mein cat owners have booked me into an nice pub hotel called The Actress rubschin:
I am therefore spending a night in The Actress..........
Let the jokes roll, please. Anything involve actress, pussy and sitting will suffice whistle:
Post by: Miss Creant on July 05, 2015, 08:17:46 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2015, 08:57:25 PM
With yer leg half dropped off and a two year course of antibiotics you don't stand a chance. You should prolly stay at the Vicar and Dog Collar just down the road.
The Dulwich horror you say... rubschin:
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2015, 05:43:59 AM
With yer leg half dropped off and a two year course of antibiotics you don't stand a chance. You should prolly stay at the Vicar and Dog Collar just down the road.
happy001
Post by: Nick on July 06, 2015, 06:31:11 AM
Post by: Steve on July 06, 2015, 11:07:26 AM
Post by: apc2010 on July 19, 2015, 07:10:33 PM
Post by: Nick on July 19, 2015, 09:26:31 PM
Post by: Steve on July 19, 2015, 09:33:46 PM
They are pissheads. Still haven't met the cat noooo: noooo:Have the land mines and other anti JCB measures been primed?
Post by: Nick on July 19, 2015, 09:35:33 PM
Post by: Steve on July 19, 2015, 09:37:25 PM
Post by: Nick on July 19, 2015, 09:38:03 PM
Post by: Miss Creant on July 19, 2015, 09:39:58 PM
Post by: Steve on July 19, 2015, 09:47:16 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/590888606698438656/3TxqwAqK.jpg)
Post by: Nick on July 19, 2015, 09:48:46 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2015, 12:17:38 AM
rubschin:
Post by: Steve on July 20, 2015, 09:36:29 AM
(https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/q82/p720x720/11752092_10152895920058204_3934930524147025913_n.jpg?oh=9a163c1a02116c6f9f5164f0663bf7ab&oe=564DDE5B)happy001
rubschin:
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2015, 11:09:01 AM
House is chaotically untidy angel1
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2015, 12:29:17 PM
I am safeely installed and they are safely departed. Texted to ask where the cat food is kept. Reply was "Oh fvck, we've run out" ::)
House is chaotically untidy angel1
The Nick effect works fast these days.. rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on July 20, 2015, 12:31:21 PM
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2015, 12:32:35 PM
Mess is incredible and I got a tour of all the broken/gubbed/malfunctioning domestic appliances. Boxes everywhere (they moved in three years ago)
Any fears I had about making a mess have evaporated. Even a fire would be an improvement :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2015, 12:32:52 PM
Are you sure they are coming back..... rubschin: it has been known here for people to leave the cats/dogs with house sitters then not return.....
rubschin:
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2015, 12:33:22 PM
Post by: apc2010 on July 20, 2015, 12:37:55 PM
My hectic social calendar is heating up. cloud9:
Kitchen on fire... noooo:
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2015, 12:38:12 PM
The husband has recently had a stroke, there is a messy five year old girl and a neanderthal 15 year old teenage boy (just had to turn his bedroom light off sick2:)
Mess is incredible and I got a tour of all the broken/gubbed/malfunctioning domestic appliances. Boxes everywhere (they moved in three years ago)
Any fears I had about making a mess have evaporated. Even a fire would be an improvement :thumbsup:
scared2:
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2015, 12:41:08 PM
The husband has recently had a stroke, there is a messy five year old girl and a neanderthal 15 year old teenage boy (just had to turn his bedroom light off sick2:)
Mess is incredible and I got a tour of all the broken/gubbed/malfunctioning domestic appliances. Boxes everywhere (they moved in three years ago)
Any fears I had about making a mess have evaporated. Even a fire would be an improvement :thumbsup:
I see the flaw in their cunning plan here, acts of Nick are no longer covered by home and contents insurance noooo:
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2015, 12:43:25 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs21.postimg.org%2Fzaejsywxv%2F20150720_134043.jpg&hash=f014e910a9a5b19f5e09d5075f78de4455b93543) (http://postimg.org/image/zaejsywxv/)
Comiing soon: The Garage!! eeek:
Post by: Steve on July 20, 2015, 12:57:08 PM
Behold the garden shedeeek:
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Comiing soon: The Garage!! eeek:
and
Popcorn:
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2015, 01:02:43 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs11.postimg.org%2Fmnc5pm4q7%2F20150720_135433.jpg&hash=69881bf52643df83b53e9258570fd8a9d401929d) (http://postimg.org/image/mnc5pm4q7/)
Hard to squeeze through the door noooo:
Post by: Steve on July 20, 2015, 01:07:38 PM
I am not throwing the first stone about chaotic garages redface:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs11.postimg.org%2Fmnc5pm4q7%2F20150720_135433.jpg&hash=69881bf52643df83b53e9258570fd8a9d401929d) (http://postimg.org/image/mnc5pm4q7/)
Hard to squeeze through the door noooo:
memo to self: never let any VPer with a camera anywhere near here
Post by: apc2010 on July 20, 2015, 01:32:38 PM
I am not throwing the first stone about chaotic garages redface:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs11.postimg.org%2Fmnc5pm4q7%2F20150720_135433.jpg&hash=69881bf52643df83b53e9258570fd8a9d401929d) (http://postimg.org/image/mnc5pm4q7/)
Hard to squeeze through the door noooo:
memo to self: never let any VPer with a camera anywhere near here
We have quadcoptors.... eveilgrin:
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2015, 01:34:49 PM
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2015, 02:20:35 PM
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2015, 02:40:30 PM
Post by: Miss Creant on July 20, 2015, 02:52:05 PM
OOOh. Netflix and Virgin tevo thingy rubschin:
You can seriously mess with the cats mind using the sprinkler system. eveilgrin:
First the Actress now the Virgin. I wonder how long it will take you to break it, I think a small wager might be the sensible way to go..........
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2015, 02:53:47 PM
Post by: Pastis on July 20, 2015, 04:22:34 PM
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2015, 04:37:12 PM
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2015, 04:40:15 PM
Post by: Steve on July 20, 2015, 05:08:30 PM
Lost the cat scared2:noooo:
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2015, 05:22:34 PM
Post by: Steve on July 20, 2015, 05:27:08 PM
Playing with the chimenea angel1you or the cat
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2015, 05:31:50 PM
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2015, 06:12:36 PM
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2015, 06:25:10 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2015, 08:09:04 PM
Oh great, Limpy Fox time. Fvck off cussing: cussing:
I hear that Baldy has some pills that will help with that... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2015, 08:12:16 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 20, 2015, 08:48:06 PM
Oh great, Limpy Fox time. Fvck off cussing: cussing:Wear the fox hat.
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2015, 05:14:46 AM
Oh great, Limpy Fox time. Fvck off cussing: cussing:Wear the fox hat.
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2015, 07:35:03 AM
Post by: Miss Creant on July 21, 2015, 09:07:37 AM
Playing with the chimenea angel1
What's the betting the cat was curled up snugly at the bottom of the chimenea having a quiet nap prior to beiing burn to a cinder. noooo:
Miss I will turn up to find nasty brown stains on the ceiling and coffee grounds all over the floor and walls. It will all end in tears I fear. noooo:
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2015, 06:28:40 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 21, 2015, 06:34:14 PM
Trying to ungub the Virgin Tevo thingumajig redface:
Sounds more likely... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2015, 06:44:42 PM
Also filling in a spreadsheet for my many and varied social engagements, most of which, I realise, are with laydees cloud9:
I even PMd Miss D about meeting for a drink but she never replied sad32:
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 21, 2015, 06:49:54 PM
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2015, 06:54:56 PM
Post by: Steve on July 21, 2015, 10:19:57 PM
I like doing things by hand
yes we know about that but back to the topic of social engagements why are you using a spreadsheet? Is your smart phone a little on the dim side?
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2015, 06:42:15 AM
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2015, 09:08:04 AM
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2015, 09:09:41 AM
Bin day. My orders say that different coloured bins are emptied on "alternate Wednesdays". So which Wednesday is this? rubschin:
Last Wednesday! :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2015, 09:10:35 AM
Post by: Steve on July 22, 2015, 10:37:10 AM
Or look at the local council website
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2015, 10:49:20 AM
Put them both out
Or look at the local council website
Or just look to see what colour everybody else has put out... whistle:
Post by: Steve on July 22, 2015, 03:38:43 PM
noooo:Put them both out
Or look at the local council website
Or just look to see what colour everybody else has put out... whistle:
Guess what can happen then. And has. redface:
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2015, 04:37:23 PM
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2015, 05:33:01 PM
Post by: boogs on July 22, 2015, 05:40:43 PM
Miss I arrives at St Pancras tomorrow at 10.30 cloud9:
:thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2015, 05:57:58 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs29.postimg.org%2Falwzofe0z%2Fimage.jpg&hash=865f6fef0bb137e09bd1b2d950a2e1abc2fb354a) (http://postimg.org/image/alwzofe0z/)
Post by: apc2010 on July 23, 2015, 06:03:25 AM
Taking her here cloud9:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs29.postimg.org%2Falwzofe0z%2Fimage.jpg&hash=865f6fef0bb137e09bd1b2d950a2e1abc2fb354a) (http://postimg.org/image/alwzofe0z/)
The cat........ eeek:
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2015, 06:04:23 AM
Post by: Steve on July 23, 2015, 08:36:42 AM
lol: lol: lol:Taking her here cloud9:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs29.postimg.org%2Falwzofe0z%2Fimage.jpg&hash=865f6fef0bb137e09bd1b2d950a2e1abc2fb354a) (http://postimg.org/image/alwzofe0z/)
The cat........ eeek:
They'll be all hell to pay if she pees on that carpet
Post by: apc2010 on July 23, 2015, 12:08:12 PM
lol: lol: lol:Taking her here cloud9:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs29.postimg.org%2Falwzofe0z%2Fimage.jpg&hash=865f6fef0bb137e09bd1b2d950a2e1abc2fb354a) (http://postimg.org/image/alwzofe0z/)
The cat........ eeek:
They'll be all hell to pay if she pees on that carpet
Miss I.... rubschin:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 23, 2015, 01:01:07 PM
Having to be cut short to collect the Brat from freckin Stanstead airport evil:
Silly cow got the cheapest option flight back and so she gets in at nearly 1 am to an airport on the t'other side of Londinium noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on July 23, 2015, 01:12:23 PM
Girly night out cloud9:
Having to be cut short to collect the Brat from freckin Stanstead airport evil:
Silly cow got the cheapest option flight back and so she gets in at nearly 1 am to an airport on the t'other side of Londinium noooo:
With Nick... rubschin:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 23, 2015, 01:16:48 PM
Am supposed to be meeting up with him though scared2:
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2015, 03:38:16 PM
BBQ tonight and then more adventures tomorrow
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2015, 03:40:29 PM
Grand if rather clammy day out in London cloud9: Miss I now planning a luxurious bubbly soak whilst playing the piano nekkid eeek: Shocked:
BBQ tonight and then more adventures tomorrow
Wouldn't that ruin the piano? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2015, 03:41:00 PM
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2015, 04:38:29 PM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marina_Warner (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marina_Warner)
I suspect this may have harvested quite a lot of brownie points eyes:
Post by: Nick on July 24, 2015, 08:17:17 AM
Post by: Steve on July 24, 2015, 08:24:00 AM
Grilling yesterday paid off as we have been awarded a £30K contract cloud9: Mind you, we were the only bidders rubschin::thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on July 24, 2015, 08:55:47 AM
Post by: Steve on July 24, 2015, 09:03:59 AM
Miss I is the only wumman I have ever met who can get ready to go out for the day in five minutes flat :thumbsup:eeek:
:thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on July 24, 2015, 02:50:38 PM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 24, 2015, 02:58:21 PM
One soggy cat noooo:
Euphemism #163890
Post by: apc2010 on July 24, 2015, 02:59:18 PM
One soggy cat noooo:
Euphemism #163890
;D ;D ;D
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2015, 03:01:14 PM
One soggy cat noooo:
Euphemism #163890
;D ;D ;D
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on July 24, 2015, 03:02:30 PM
Post by: Nick on July 24, 2015, 03:19:02 PM
Post by: Steve on July 24, 2015, 03:50:21 PM
Miss I has discovered how to work the Virgin Tevo catch up MOVIES thingy. May scrap dinner out and get a takeaway rubschin:and watch The Italian Job?
Post by: Nick on July 24, 2015, 03:56:22 PM
Post by: apc2010 on July 24, 2015, 04:01:45 PM
Miss I has discovered how to work the Virgin Tevo catch up MOVIES thingy. May scrap dinner out and get a takeaway rubschin:and watch The Italian Job?
drumroll:
and polite too.... whistle:
I would have said something like you are only supposed to blow....
Post by: Nick on July 24, 2015, 04:05:11 PM
Post by: apc2010 on July 24, 2015, 04:12:14 PM
Post by: Nick on July 24, 2015, 04:16:05 PM
Miss I currently doing yoga stuff
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2015, 04:44:09 PM
A big boy made you do it?
Miss I currently doing yoga stuff
Strawberry is my favourite like.... Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on July 24, 2015, 04:48:00 PM
Post by: apc2010 on July 24, 2015, 05:04:33 PM
She has some raspberries left over from last night :thumbsup:
You set them up,,,, noooo:
Post by: Nick on July 24, 2015, 05:18:52 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs13.postimg.org%2Fmpdsy4sf7%2Fpoppy.jpg&hash=0f7befe192e2b5681c96abc915627f3288f0de2f) (http://postimg.org/image/mpdsy4sf7/)
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2015, 06:47:29 PM
Post by: apc2010 on July 25, 2015, 07:02:35 PM
Miss I call and is missing me sad24: sad32: sad32: sad32:
sad24: get her back down...
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2015, 07:09:56 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 26, 2015, 08:29:59 AM
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2015, 08:33:22 AM
She must have quite a lot of new comedy material by now lol:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2015, 08:35:54 AM
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 26, 2015, 08:36:17 AM
She must have quite a lot of new comedy material by now lol:
Full set for the Fringe followed by a world tour you say... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2015, 03:41:10 PM
http://www.better.org.uk/leisure/porchester-spa (http://www.better.org.uk/leisure/porchester-spa)
Post by: apc2010 on July 26, 2015, 04:46:18 PM
Lunch with uncle M tomorrow and then......
http://www.better.org.uk/leisure/porchester-spa (http://www.better.org.uk/leisure/porchester-spa)
With Uncle as well.. rubschin:
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2015, 04:47:13 PM
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 26, 2015, 09:24:14 PM
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2015, 03:54:15 PM
Me: OK
Nick arrives at LP Station and enquires at Information Desk: Can you direct me to the Kinder Transport memorial please?
Wumman: WHich one? There are two
facepalm:
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 27, 2015, 03:56:57 PM
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2015, 03:58:24 PM
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2015, 03:59:28 PM
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 27, 2015, 04:01:04 PM
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2015, 04:03:57 PM
The station was very busy.
Dare I ask about cakes...? whistle:
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 27, 2015, 04:06:31 PM
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2015, 04:07:03 PM
Post by: apc2010 on July 27, 2015, 04:08:36 PM
Well yes, but you didn't know what I looked like then Banghead
Ginger... ::)
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2015, 04:14:44 PM
Post by: Steve on July 27, 2015, 06:38:26 PM
If only the mobile telephone had been invented
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2015, 06:47:19 PM
"By the memorial"
"So am I"
etc etc. evil:
Post by: Steve on July 27, 2015, 06:49:51 PM
He called. "Where are you?"happy001 happy001
"By the memorial"
"So am I"
etc etc. evil:
If only Stations had platform numbers to help you orient yourself
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2015, 06:51:25 PM
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2015, 06:53:28 PM
He called. "Where are you?"happy001 happy001
"By the memorial"
"So am I"
etc etc. evil:
If only Stations had platform numbers to help you orient yourself
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on July 27, 2015, 07:02:21 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/41/b8/43/41b843e60a2adbbdf30ef87370b5652a.jpg)
Post by: apc2010 on July 27, 2015, 07:04:17 PM
He called. "Where are you?"happy001 happy001
"By the memorial"
"So am I"
etc etc. evil:
If only Stations had platform numbers to help you orient yourself
;D ;D ;D
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2015, 07:06:46 PM
It was his bleddy idea cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Post by: Steve on July 27, 2015, 07:10:27 PM
evil:
It was his bleddy idea cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
That's what friends are for: to take the blame
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 27, 2015, 07:25:27 PM
Where I was:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimg.org%2Fwwt8ihktb%2FKindertransport_19.jpg&hash=4f6d77480c4c3e2d4a91118bc0dbad826d62c5c0) (http://postimg.org/image/wwt8ihktb/)
Where Nick was:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Frl1vkrshj%2FDSCF3769.jpg&hash=05d961bba56f6b3a0f582900ef892456d4553b23) (http://postimg.org/image/rl1vkrshj/)
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2015, 07:26:06 PM
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2015, 07:40:55 PM
They certainly kept us moving angry041: drumroll:
tunble:
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2015, 07:48:53 PM
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 27, 2015, 08:05:26 PM
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2015, 04:55:39 AM
http://thephotographersgallery.org.uk/shirley-baker-women-children-and-loitering-men-2 (http://thephotographersgallery.org.uk/shirley-baker-women-children-and-loitering-men-2)
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2015, 04:57:27 AM
Lunch and exhibition with my old tutor from university eeek:
http://thephotographersgallery.org.uk/shirley-baker-women-children-and-loitering-men-2 (http://thephotographersgallery.org.uk/shirley-baker-women-children-and-loitering-men-2)
You'll go to the wrong place... ::)
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2015, 05:05:26 AM
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2015, 05:04:34 PM
cloud9:
Post by: apc2010 on July 28, 2015, 05:11:43 PM
Lunch with my old university tutor. SHe asked about the house sitting. "Oh, we go travelling a lot and last time our house was burgled. Do you want to come and look after our place?"
cloud9:
Munny....... Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2015, 05:13:37 PM
Post by: apc2010 on July 28, 2015, 05:44:36 PM
Oh noes. They live on Richmond Hill cloud9:
More munny then... ::)
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2015, 05:47:19 PM
Post by: apc2010 on July 28, 2015, 05:53:19 PM
No ::) Free holiday in London :thumbsup:
Rent out your gaff,,,,garden sitters... Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2015, 05:53:51 PM
Post by: apc2010 on July 28, 2015, 06:11:28 PM
rubschin:
Whatever happened to Swampy.... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2015, 07:41:05 PM
Post by: apc2010 on July 28, 2015, 08:19:06 PM
Mahoosive spider scared2: scared2: Luckily, the cat ate it
Wait .."I don't know why he swallowed a fly"...... rubschin:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 29, 2015, 06:18:09 AM
Post by: Nick on July 29, 2015, 06:21:46 AM
Post by: Nick on July 29, 2015, 06:46:10 AM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 29, 2015, 06:47:31 AM
Post by: Nick on July 29, 2015, 06:49:37 AM
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2015, 06:54:40 AM
In Starbucks or Costa's? lol:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on July 29, 2015, 12:41:29 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.postimg.org%2Fl61d31g3r%2Frav.jpg&hash=1a275d345568a8a6e13bb91cdf2bffbf57e1c27b) (http://postimg.org/image/l61d31g3r/)
coffee buns and gossip with an old friend and then bumped into someone I have not seen in 20 years and turns out to live in the next street. Dinner invite cloud9:
More adventures tomorrow
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2015, 06:46:29 AM
Meeting Pasties later and then Globe Theatre cloud9:
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2015, 12:39:34 PM
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2015, 12:41:05 PM
Just spent 20 minutes chasing a wood pigeon round the house (inside) cussing: cussing: cussing:
Outsmarted! point:
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2015, 12:43:57 PM
Post by: Steve on July 30, 2015, 01:25:57 PM
Sodding cat slept through it cussing: cussing: cussing:it has trained you well Skywalker
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2015, 01:31:25 PM
Sodding cat slept through it cussing: cussing: cussing:it has trained you well Skywalker
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2015, 01:33:52 PM
Post by: barmisspah? on July 30, 2015, 03:26:58 PM
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2015, 04:29:45 PM
Why did you let it in ?
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 30, 2015, 09:04:06 PM
Quote from: The Cat
Pretending to be asleep when he was chasing my dinner around was amusing though, at least it was till he let it get away. evil:
Somebody please tell me when the two legged serf is leaving and I get my proper servants back, I'm starting to go a little crazy...
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noooo:
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2015, 09:13:37 PM
Yummy dinner with Pasties and SUzi and then MAGICAL evening at The Globe cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Post by: Steve on July 30, 2015, 10:59:44 PM
lol: lol: lol:Quote from: The CatPretending to be asleep when he was chasing my dinner around was amusing though, at least it was till he let it get away. evil:
Somebody please tell me when the two legged serf is leaving and I get my proper servants back, I'm starting to go a little crazy...
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noooo:
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2015, 08:09:53 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs10.postimg.org%2Fpw0rgbmate5%2Fimage.jpg&hash=356e60a8f7ed89bc478220643b45f11e16997046) (http://postimg.org/image/pw0rgbmate5/)
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 31, 2015, 08:24:01 AM
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whatimage:
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2015, 08:25:32 AM
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whatimage:
;D
I couldn't see it either but my Interwebz are mongulated at the moment so I thought it was PICNIC.... evil:
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2015, 08:26:04 AM
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Post by: Darwins Selection on July 31, 2015, 08:29:14 AM
cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Oops!
You were told not to touch the sculptures.
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2015, 09:02:51 AM
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 31, 2015, 09:11:24 AM
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whatimage:
;D
I couldn't see it either but my Interwebz are mongulated at the moment so I thought it was PICNIC.... evil:
Business as usual in Baldymort Manor then rubschin:
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2015, 09:26:21 AM
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2015, 09:30:03 AM
Coffee and cake invite in Dulwich Village cloud9:
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rubschin:
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2015, 09:31:42 AM
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 01, 2015, 09:37:01 AM
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2015, 09:56:20 AM
I'm picturing a group of mums with toddlers having names like Jocasta and Tristram rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2015, 09:57:36 AM
Post by: Steve on August 01, 2015, 10:00:42 AM
lol: lol: lol: lol:I'm picturing a group of mums with toddlers having names like Jocasta and Tristram rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
Wonder how Nick will feel when he realises the invite is for the cat
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2015, 10:07:11 AM
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2015, 12:34:31 PM
THREE organic wine shops. THREE!!
Post by: apc2010 on August 01, 2015, 12:39:02 PM
Lordship Lane is posh. Struggled to find anything that was NON organic. Some woman shouted, "Oscar, Harriet!!" and all the kids in a 100 yard radius stopped dead and turned round. razz:
THREE organic wine shops. THREE!!
Used to be full of Cyps.... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2015, 12:39:57 PM
Post by: apc2010 on August 01, 2015, 12:40:59 PM
I think that's a different one ::)
NO.... evil:
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2015, 02:11:58 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol:I'm picturing a group of mums with toddlers having names like Jocasta and Tristram rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
Wonder how Nick will feel when he realises the invite is for the cat
Quote from: The Cat
An invite? Does that mean I can escape from this strange serf for a while?? I've not seen anything this weird since that time I overdid the catnip.
Please, I need normality even if its only for a little while. sad24:
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Looks like the cat would be happy to go in Nick's stead... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2015, 02:16:32 PM
Post by: Steve on August 01, 2015, 02:26:28 PM
Post by: Nick on August 02, 2015, 08:29:36 AM
Post by: Steve on August 02, 2015, 10:44:52 AM
Due to some sort of cock up it seems I am now in charge of the neighbours' wabbits evil:noooo:
Wabbits and wusscats do not mix
Post by: Nick on August 02, 2015, 10:45:40 AM
Post by: Nick on August 02, 2015, 10:48:14 AM
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 02, 2015, 10:58:53 AM
Due to some sort of cock up it seems I am now in charge of the neighbours' wabbits evil:
The first escape tunnel didn't go quite to plan... rubschin:
http://youtu.be/Awu7g7eQbdc (http://youtu.be/Awu7g7eQbdc)
Post by: Nick on August 02, 2015, 06:39:34 PM
Rushes around. Have short notice redface:
Post by: Steve on August 02, 2015, 06:53:38 PM
Miss I cloud9: cloud9:Has she finished doing Fringe stuff then
Rushes around. Have short notice redface:
Post by: Nick on August 02, 2015, 06:56:38 PM
Post by: apc2010 on August 02, 2015, 07:14:03 PM
Post by: Steve on August 02, 2015, 07:52:43 PM
Poor Tipsy... noooo:happy001
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 02, 2015, 08:32:50 PM
Poor Tipsy... noooo:happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Post by: Nick on August 03, 2015, 06:40:20 AM
Miss I safely sent to Gatwick
Rabbits fed
Cat fed
Me fed
Lunch out with a friend cloud9:
Post by: Nick on August 03, 2015, 04:18:46 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 03, 2015, 05:40:59 PM
I am back, like :thumbsup:
The rabbids already know...
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noooo:
Post by: Nick on August 03, 2015, 05:41:40 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 03, 2015, 05:50:08 PM
You may want to start running now...
http://youtu.be/87AC89gCOQE (http://youtu.be/87AC89gCOQE)
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2015, 12:21:03 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs12.postimg.org%2Fq2lt53gvd%2Fpop.jpg&hash=3222830014411b53f206c217be9d1798ba1117d6) (http://postimg.org/image/q2lt53gvd/) scared2:
Post by: apc2010 on August 04, 2015, 12:27:07 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs12.postimg.org%2Fq2lt53gvd%2Fpop.jpg&hash=3222830014411b53f206c217be9d1798ba1117d6) (http://postimg.org/image/q2lt53gvd/) scared2:
eeek:
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2015, 12:32:16 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs12.postimg.org%2Fq2lt53gvd%2Fpop.jpg&hash=3222830014411b53f206c217be9d1798ba1117d6) (http://postimg.org/image/q2lt53gvd/) scared2:
eeek:
Cat vs Nick...
My money is on the cat. We may need to have a whip round to pay for a memorial for the Ginger Shambles... noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on August 04, 2015, 12:34:51 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs12.postimg.org%2Fq2lt53gvd%2Fpop.jpg&hash=3222830014411b53f206c217be9d1798ba1117d6) (http://postimg.org/image/q2lt53gvd/) scared2:
eeek:
Cat vs Nick...
My money is on the cat. We may need to have a whip round to pay for a memorial for the Ginger Shambles... noooo:
Cheques in the post... whistle:
Post by: Steve on August 04, 2015, 12:37:46 PM
What a brilliant looking cat (seriously)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs12.postimg.org%2Fq2lt53gvd%2Fpop.jpg&hash=3222830014411b53f206c217be9d1798ba1117d6) (http://postimg.org/image/q2lt53gvd/) scared2:
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2015, 12:40:58 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2015, 01:11:07 PM
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2015, 01:28:29 PM
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2015, 05:57:35 AM
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2015, 06:23:17 AM
Working out ways to avoid the Tube strike evil:
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Happy to help! Thumbs:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 05, 2015, 12:27:10 PM
Working out ways to avoid the Tube strike evil:
work from home :thumbsup:
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 05, 2015, 12:45:41 PM
Working out ways to avoid the Tube strike evil:
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Happy to help! Thumbs:
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rubschin:
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2015, 01:50:51 PM
Barber: Yes sir, what do you want?
Me: I thought perhaps a haircut
Barber: Do you want it the same or shorter?
Me: Um, probably shorter
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2015, 01:56:17 PM
Finally got to the Turkish Bath and then for a haircut
Barber: Yes sir, what do you want?
Me: I thought perhaps a haircut
Barber: Do you want it the same or shorter?
Me: Um, probably shorter
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2015, 04:11:41 PM
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2015, 04:20:59 PM
Knocky banging is back cussing: cussing: cussing:
That'll be your printer I 'spec... Thumbs:
...or a JCB digging your place up.... whistle:
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2015, 04:21:54 PM
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2015, 10:36:31 AM
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2015, 10:42:41 AM
Found a fridge I had overlooked during cleaning operations. Something is evolving in it eeek: scared2: sick2:
Mr. Stew! cloud9:
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2015, 10:45:14 AM
Post by: Steve on August 06, 2015, 06:28:20 PM
Not one of mine noooo:A common denial, lets see what the DNA testing reveals (where's a Kyle show researcher when you need them?)
Post by: Nick on August 07, 2015, 05:16:51 AM
An e mail floods in asking if I am available for further housesitting in Richmond for two weeks from August 28th? (No cat) rubschin:
Post by: Barman on August 07, 2015, 05:39:23 AM
Last day today. Off to Brighton for lunch :thumbsup:
An e mail floods in asking if I am available for further housesitting in Richmond for two weeks from August 28th? (No cat) rubschin:
A false flag operation originating from Nottingham you say...? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on August 07, 2015, 05:42:01 AM
Post by: Steve on August 07, 2015, 09:41:52 AM
Last day today. Off to Brighton for lunch :thumbsup:that went quick
An e mail floods in asking if I am available for further housesitting in Richmond for two weeks from August 28th? (No cat) rubschin:
Brighton can be most excellent for lunch
Post by: Nick on August 07, 2015, 09:45:32 AM
Post by: Steve on August 07, 2015, 09:49:22 AM
http://bills-website.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Summer-Main-A-la-Carte.pdf (http://bills-website.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Summer-Main-A-la-Carte.pdf) :thumbsup:
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 07, 2015, 10:43:16 PM
Last day today. Off to Brighton for lunch :thumbsup:
An e mail floods in asking if I am available for further housesitting in Richmond for two weeks from August 28th? (No cat) rubschin:
Quote from: The Cat
The strange serf seemed to be packing earlier, does this mean that my proper servants are coming back again? Oh sweet normality.
I will have to punish them for their choice in stand in servants as it leaves much to be desired. No matter how hard I tried it was impossible to train him. You just can't get the staff these days noooo:
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Post by: Steve on August 07, 2015, 11:07:44 PM
Post by: Nick on August 08, 2015, 05:37:36 AM