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Title: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Nick on May 01, 2015, 03:31:04 PM
All nice and ready, like  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 01, 2015, 03:33:23 PM
Werking that night ...so will join in later........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Barman on May 01, 2015, 03:35:08 PM
Wot time do the first results get in like....?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Nick on May 01, 2015, 03:35:49 PM
Werking that night ...so will join in later........ Thumbs:
No change there, then  ::)
























as Foggy often remarks  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 01, 2015, 03:37:04 PM
Wot time do the first results get in like....?  rubschin:

Read as I'll ask LL........... whistle:
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2015, 07:47:52 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/general-election-2015/11562365/Election-2015-Coalition-Builder-pick-your-own-government.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/general-election-2015/11562365/Election-2015-Coalition-Builder-pick-your-own-government.html)
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Steve on May 05, 2015, 09:54:43 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/general-election-2015/11562365/Election-2015-Coalition-Builder-pick-your-own-government.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/general-election-2015/11562365/Election-2015-Coalition-Builder-pick-your-own-government.html)
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 07, 2015, 12:30:28 PM
See you all tonight .... Thumbs:


(nite BM),,,,,,,,,
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2015, 01:43:06 PM
See you all tonight .... Thumbs:


(nite BM),,,,,,,,,

I will be here like....  angel1
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2015, 01:44:16 PM
I too may be up all night
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2015, 01:47:34 PM
I too may be up all night

Those pills are amazing!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2015, 01:57:17 PM
I'll set them up, you do the punchlines :thumbsup: :thumbsup:





 NickSick NickSick
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 07, 2015, 02:08:18 PM
I too may be up all night

Won't the Labrador get tired?
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2015, 02:09:43 PM
Ah, the pub wag has wandered in (did you see what I did there?  drumroll: drumroll:)
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 07, 2015, 02:12:37 PM
Ah, the pub wag has wandered in (did you see what I did there?  drumroll: drumroll:)

Where is your "close brackets", pedant?
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2015, 02:14:23 PM
After the second Boom Tish  whistle: whistle:
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 07, 2015, 02:21:15 PM
After the second Boom Tish  whistle: whistle:

If Carlsberg did bell-ends...
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2015, 02:22:22 PM
Young's would go bankrupt?  drumroll:
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Steve on May 07, 2015, 04:07:12 PM
A full guide to what is revealed when

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/05/06/election-2015-declaration-times_n_7220684.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/05/06/election-2015-declaration-times_n_7220684.html)

Clegg and Farage find out their fates at 4.30 am and 6am BST respectively.  Likely to be the most gripping moments
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2015, 04:10:29 PM
I too may be up all night

Won't the Labrador get tired?

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 07, 2015, 04:46:50 PM
So, what's it going to be? BBC with David Dimbleby fronting, ITV headed by Tom Bradby (who he?) or Channel 4 with Jeremy Paxman and Googlebox viewers?

I'm a bit tempted by Channel 4's alternative  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2015, 04:47:43 PM
Channel hop  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2015, 04:54:49 PM
So, what's it going to be? BBC with David Dimbleby fronting, ITV headed by Tom Bradby (who he?) or Channel 4 with Jeremy Paxman and Googlebox viewers?

I'm a bit tempted by Channel 4's alternative  rubschin:

No adverts on the Beeb...  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Steve on May 07, 2015, 05:17:33 PM
So, what's it going to be? BBC with David Dimbleby fronting, ITV headed by Tom Bradby (who he?) or Channel 4 with Jeremy Paxman and Googlebox viewers?

I'm a bit tempted by Channel 4's alternative  rubschin:
Same here but Sky News will also be in the mix
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Misty on May 07, 2015, 05:49:04 PM
Werking that night ...so will join in later........ Thumbs:
No change there, then  ::)
























as Foggy often remarks  whistle:


 eeek: redface:



Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2015, 06:00:31 PM
I'm excitimicated!  ;D
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2015, 06:05:11 PM
 kleenex: kleenex: kleenex:
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2015, 06:05:44 PM
kleenex: kleenex: kleenex:

Thanks...  redface:
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2015, 07:02:07 PM
Off to be so I can be up and perky at about 3.00. No help from Miss Italy  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2015, 09:13:05 PM
I can't believe UKIP really only got two....  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 07, 2015, 09:16:42 PM
I can. What matters is how many third places they get.
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 07, 2015, 09:17:22 PM
I am here....... Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Steve on May 07, 2015, 09:49:25 PM
Just back from the pub. That exit poll was a surprise. Brand Milliband may have had its last day.
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 07, 2015, 10:01:47 PM
Ed Balls to lose his seat   eeek:
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 07, 2015, 10:02:09 PM
Just back from the pub. That exit poll was a surprise. Brand Milliband may have had its last day.

They voted you out of the pub.......... eeek:
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Steve on May 07, 2015, 10:12:16 PM
Just back from the pub. That exit poll was a surprise. Brand Milliband may have had its last day.

They voted you out of the pub.......... eeek:
Oh noes, you have it most confumbled. 

Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 07, 2015, 10:17:05 PM
Just back from the pub. That exit poll was a surprise. Brand Milliband may have had its last day.

They voted you out of the pub.......... eeek:
Oh noes, you have it most confumbled.

 redface:
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 07, 2015, 10:19:01 PM












































































BM gone.... noooo:









#b#
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 07, 2015, 10:20:19 PM
See you all tonight .... Thumbs:


(nite BM),,,,,,,,,

I will be here like....  angel1

 whistle:
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 08, 2015, 12:20:28 AM
Was Kinnock always a deluded tossmonger or has he been smoking something this evening?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Steve on May 08, 2015, 12:29:54 AM
Always

What's he said this time?  Was it on the BBC? (am watching intermittently on Sky)
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 08, 2015, 12:34:33 AM
It was the whole Labour are the more responsible party when it comes to financial matters and the conservatives have basically lied to get their reputation.

Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 08, 2015, 03:13:45 AM
 eeek:     rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Steve on May 08, 2015, 03:22:31 AM
Excellent winning speech by Carswell just now
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 08, 2015, 03:54:51 AM
Well bollocks, Clegg somehow managed to keep his seat even if his majority has been pretty much wiped out.  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 08, 2015, 03:59:41 AM
 surrender:
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 08, 2015, 04:06:35 AM
Hmmm, lots of speculation that Balls has lost his seat...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Steve on May 08, 2015, 04:23:05 AM
Hmmm, lots of speculation that Balls has lost his seat...  eveilgrin:
We can hope

That's all I'm staying up for now
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 08, 2015, 04:42:12 AM
Same here
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2015, 04:52:00 AM
I have been in bed with Radio 4. Cable gone, Balls next? Clegg is history. All going rather well  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2015, 04:54:21 AM
The Scottish Ginger booted out  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Steve on May 08, 2015, 05:05:38 AM
offtobed: for me
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2015, 06:15:15 AM
Ed Balls demands a recount  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2015, 07:18:13 AM
Balls is on the scrapheap  happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Just One More on May 08, 2015, 07:51:43 AM
I have been in bed with Radio 4. Cable gone, Balls next? Clegg is history. All going rather well  :thumbsup:

I suppose you needed a break from all the monotony  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2015, 08:22:35 AM
Miliband has resigned  eeek: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Barman on May 08, 2015, 08:26:47 AM
Miliband has resigned  eeek: :thumbsup:

Party001:
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Just One More on May 08, 2015, 09:35:46 AM
Farage .... feck me  NickSick
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2015, 09:39:58 AM
 sad24:
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Barman on May 08, 2015, 10:23:15 AM
 sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 08, 2015, 10:24:48 AM
sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:


 rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 08, 2015, 11:18:49 AM
Ed has just announced his resignation and Harpy will be in control until a new leader is elected, so little or no chance of them being taken seriously for the time being.
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 08, 2015, 11:31:17 AM
Falling like flies........
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 08, 2015, 11:33:41 AM
Pity Harpy wasn't another one  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Steve on May 08, 2015, 11:42:39 AM
Pity Harpy wasn't another one  noooo:
More than a little strange with some of her ideas but more of a party leader than millipede would ever have been.   Don't be shocked if she gives it a serious go this time.

Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 08, 2015, 01:02:44 PM
Did I hear right earlier, there is a 20 year old uni student who has been elected as an MP?  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Steve on May 08, 2015, 01:05:53 PM
Did I hear right earlier, there is a 20 year old uni student who has been elected as an MP?  noooo:
Think so, somewhere beyond Hadrian's wall.  I couldn't work out what gender it was til someone said "she"
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 08, 2015, 04:29:15 PM
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/EdStone-8ft-Limestone-Obelisk-Unwanted-Present-/291457433121?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item43dc377e21 (http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/EdStone-8ft-Limestone-Obelisk-Unwanted-Present-/291457433121?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item43dc377e21)

 lol:
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Barman on May 08, 2015, 04:49:51 PM
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/EdStone-8ft-Limestone-Obelisk-Unwanted-Present-/291457433121?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item43dc377e21 (http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/EdStone-8ft-Limestone-Obelisk-Unwanted-Present-/291457433121?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item43dc377e21)

 lol:

happy001
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Steve on May 08, 2015, 06:20:44 PM
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/EdStone-8ft-Limestone-Obelisk-Unwanted-Present-/291457433121?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item43dc377e21 (http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/EdStone-8ft-Limestone-Obelisk-Unwanted-Present-/291457433121?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item43dc377e21)

 lol:

happy001
happy001 happy001
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: boogs on May 08, 2015, 06:48:58 PM
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/EdStone-8ft-Limestone-Obelisk-Unwanted-Present-/291457433121?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item43dc377e21 (http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/EdStone-8ft-Limestone-Obelisk-Unwanted-Present-/291457433121?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item43dc377e21)

 lol:

 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Barman on May 09, 2015, 05:27:32 AM

happy001
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Steve on May 09, 2015, 08:57:35 AM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/ooF8EPhbmwo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

happy001
happy001 happy001
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Steve on May 09, 2015, 09:03:23 AM
We should surely spare a thought for Ronnie Carroll veteran Eurovision loser who also lost in the Hackney constituency.  He didn't stay up all night for the results and he didn't even turn up to hear the returning officer declare.

He had a fairly good excuse though, dying on April 13th was always going to make campaigning fraught

Still got 113 votes  Thumbs:


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-32652291 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-32652291)
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Barman on May 09, 2015, 12:12:00 PM
We should surely spare a thought for Ronnie Carroll veteran Eurovision loser who also lost in the Hackney constituency.  He didn't stay up all night for the results and he didn't even turn up to hear the returning officer declare.

He had a fairly good excuse though, dying on April 13th was always going to make campaigning fraught

Still got 113 votes  Thumbs:


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-32652291 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-32652291)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 09, 2015, 12:46:52 PM
We should surely spare a thought for Ronnie Carroll veteran Eurovision loser who also lost in the Hackney constituency.  He didn't stay up all night for the results and he didn't even turn up to hear the returning officer declare.

He had a fairly good excuse though, dying on April 13th was always going to make campaigning fraught

Still got 113 votes  Thumbs:


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-32652291 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-32652291)

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Nick on May 09, 2015, 05:29:03 PM
He was a relative of mine  redface: redface: redface:

Really!
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 09, 2015, 05:58:59 PM
He was a relative of mine  redface: redface: redface:

Really!

 eeek:
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 09, 2015, 10:41:51 PM
He was a relative of mine  redface: redface: redface:

Really!

I suppose we should have guessed that.
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Steve on May 10, 2015, 12:34:20 AM
He was a relative of mine  redface: redface: redface:

Really!

I suppose we should have guessed that.

Yes his post about him in the friends departed thread was most notable





for its absence
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2015, 05:28:50 AM
He was a relative of mine  redface: redface: redface:

Really!

I suppose we should have guessed that.

Yes his post about him in the friends departed thread was most notable





for its absence

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2015, 08:39:26 AM
That snake Mandelson is on the tellybox cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Just One More on May 10, 2015, 08:52:55 AM
Is that the name of Miss Italy's pet  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2015, 08:53:44 AM
 facepalm:
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2015, 09:19:30 AM
Is that the name of Miss Italy's pet  rubschin:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: The all new "Staying up for election results" thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2015, 11:44:25 AM
That snake Mandelson is on the tellybox cussing: cussing:

The beginning of a leadership bid...  scared2: