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Title: We're finished...
Post by: Barman on April 29, 2015, 05:36:19 PM
 noooo:

When somebody can post a picture on Faceache with the comment "Just type '1' in comment box and see the magic..."

...and thousands upon thousands, no hundreds of thousands of people do it...

What chance do we have...?  Banghead

Fucked.  noooo:
Title: Re: We're finished...
Post by: apc2010 on April 29, 2015, 05:38:03 PM
Wot.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: We're finished...
Post by: Barman on April 29, 2015, 05:41:09 PM
Wot.......... rubschin:

On Faceache... ::)

I see it all the time....  noooo:

Or share this for a chance to win a holiday at Disney or some such shite....


 rubschin:


Or...


Share this for important news on Turnip futures...?  ;D
Title: Re: We're finished...
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 29, 2015, 05:43:29 PM
Ah but you are forgetting one important point BM, morons like that have always existed it's just taken up till now for technology to be able to allow them to broadcast their utter gormlessness.  rubschin:
Title: Re: We're finished...
Post by: Barman on April 29, 2015, 05:47:58 PM
Ah but you are forgetting one important point BM, morons like that have always existed it's just taken up till now for technology to be able to allow them to broadcast their utter gormlessness.  rubschin:

You're right...

With ~30% of voters STILL going to vote Tory....

...and ~30% of voters going to vote Liebour AGAIN...

...we are truly, completely and utterly fucked....  Banghead
Title: Re: We're finished...
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 29, 2015, 06:02:53 PM
How much of the voting is down to tribal votes rather than on the issues and promises. My gran still votes Labour even though she can't stand the current crop of them because that's what she has always done.
Title: Re: We're finished...
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2015, 06:06:19 PM
I am dealing with social media for the youngsters. The attention span is lamentable  noooo:
Title: Re: We're finished...
Post by: Barman on April 29, 2015, 06:07:39 PM
I am dealing with social media for the youngsters. The attention span is lamentable  noooo:

What were you saying...?
Title: Re: We're finished...
Post by: Barman on April 29, 2015, 06:16:10 PM
How much of the voting is down to tribal votes rather than on the issues and promises. My gran still votes Labour even though she can't stand the current crop of them because that's what she has always done.

Well, obviously... ::) 

My Mum would only vote Liebour....

But why?

They clearly always run out of (everybody else's) money....

The current 'Tories' are no better...

For my Mum, 'My Paper' was always the Daily Mirror and she believed whatever shite they printed....

Perhaps an overhaul of the meeja is required...?

Title: Re: We're finished...
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2015, 06:27:26 PM
WIth guns?
Title: Re: We're finished...
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 29, 2015, 06:34:56 PM
I am dealing with social media for the youngsters. The attention span is lamentable  noooo:

What were you saying...?

Seems to affect the elderly as well...  rubschin:
Title: Re: We're finished...
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 29, 2015, 09:59:26 PM
I am dealing with social media for the youngsters. The attention span is lamentable  noooo:

What were you saying...?

Seems to affect the elderly as well...  rubschin:

Eh?
Title: Re: We're finished...
Post by: Steve on April 29, 2015, 10:31:51 PM
noooo:

When somebody can post a picture on Faceache with the comment "Just type '1' in comment box and see the magic..."

...and thousands upon thousands, no hundreds of thousands of people do it...

What chance do we have...?  Banghead

Fucked.  noooo:
Nah

There's dowt so daft as folk has been a truism for many a year and we've survived that.  Maybe cos because daft folk = opportunities. Especially if you have turnip futures to sell

Title: Re: We're finished...
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 30, 2015, 07:19:58 AM
noooo:

When somebody can post a picture on Faceache with the comment "Just type '1' in comment box and see the magic..."

...and thousands upon thousands, no hundreds of thousands of people do it...

What chance do we have...?  Banghead

Fucked.  noooo:
Nah

There's dowt so daft as folk has been a truism for many a year and we've survived that.  Maybe cos because daft folk = opportunities. Especially if you have turnip futures to sell
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: We're finished...
Post by: Barman on April 30, 2015, 03:52:36 PM
Proven.  evil:

Two threads in I love Pissouri...

One about the need to register PAYG mobile phones 'to prevent terrorism' which I am totally against (not that I even have a PAYG phone)...

...The other is about making a comment on the thread to win a pack of ham....

Terrorism/privacy/government intrusion = 10 posts, 3 mine.

Win a pack of ham = 45 posts...  Banghead
Title: Re: We're finished...
Post by: apc2010 on April 30, 2015, 03:54:47 PM
Proven.  evil:

Two threads in I love Pissouri...

One about the need to register PAYG mobile phones 'to prevent terrorism' which I am totally against (not that I even have a PAYG phone)...

...The other is about making a comment on the thread to win a pack of ham....

Terrorism/privacy/government intrusion = 10 posts, 3 mine.

Win a pack of ham = 45 posts...  Banghead


 noooo:

I read about registering our phones........that's IS fucked then........ noooo:
Title: Re: We're finished...
Post by: Barman on April 30, 2015, 03:56:27 PM
Proven.  evil:

Two threads in I love Pissouri...

One about the need to register PAYG mobile phones 'to prevent terrorism' which I am totally against (not that I even have a PAYG phone)...

...The other is about making a comment on the thread to win a pack of ham....

Terrorism/privacy/government intrusion = 10 posts, 3 mine.

Win a pack of ham = 45 posts...  Banghead


 noooo:

I read about registering our phones........that's IS fucked then........ noooo:

Zackly....

Like banning guns has ended gun crime in the UK and banning drugs has... um.....  rubschin:
Title: Re: We're finished...
Post by: apc2010 on April 30, 2015, 03:57:58 PM
Proven.  evil:

Two threads in I love Pissouri...

One about the need to register PAYG mobile phones 'to prevent terrorism' which I am totally against (not that I even have a PAYG phone)...

...The other is about making a comment on the thread to win a pack of ham....

Terrorism/privacy/government intrusion = 10 posts, 3 mine.

Win a pack of ham = 45 posts...  Banghead


 noooo:

I read about registering our phones........that's IS fucked then........ noooo:

Zackly....

Like banning guns has ended gun crime in the UK and banning drugs has... um.....  rubschin:

Wot type of ham is it...... rubschin:
Title: Re: We're finished...
Post by: Steve on April 30, 2015, 04:09:06 PM
I believe the phrase is something like:

Nobody ever got poor underestimating the intelligence of the public
Title: Re: We're finished...
Post by: Barman on April 30, 2015, 04:09:20 PM
Proven.  evil:

Two threads in I love Pissouri...

One about the need to register PAYG mobile phones 'to prevent terrorism' which I am totally against (not that I even have a PAYG phone)...

...The other is about making a comment on the thread to win a pack of ham....

Terrorism/privacy/government intrusion = 10 posts, 3 mine.

Win a pack of ham = 45 posts...  Banghead


 noooo:

I read about registering our phones........that's IS fucked then........ noooo:

Zackly....

Like banning guns has ended gun crime in the UK and banning drugs has... um.....  rubschin:

Wot type of ham is it...... rubschin:

Just says 'ham'.....  rubschin:

But they sell Virginia Ham and Devon Ham..... 
Title: Re: We're finished...
Post by: Misty on April 30, 2015, 04:10:41 PM
I like ham,  Thumbs:

I don't like terrorists  noooo:
Title: Re: We're finished...
Post by: Steve on April 30, 2015, 04:12:09 PM
I like ham,  Thumbs:

I don't like terrorists  noooo:
But have you ever tried a cheese and terrorist toasted sandwich?
Title: Re: We're finished...
Post by: Misty on April 30, 2015, 04:23:39 PM
I like ham,  Thumbs:

I don't like terrorists  noooo:
But have you ever tried a cheese and terrorist toasted sandwich?

No, Apey gets uspet when I ask him to buy me Branston pickle, so....... noooo:
Title: Re: We're finished...
Post by: Steve on April 30, 2015, 04:32:52 PM
Branston Pickle  Drool:
Title: Re: We're finished...
Post by: apc2010 on April 30, 2015, 05:56:13 PM
Jf you need proof it's finished.......watch 2 episodes of Jeremy Kyle....... noooo:
Title: Re: We're finished...
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 30, 2015, 06:03:44 PM
Jf you need proof it's finished.......watch 2 episodes of Jeremy Kyle....... noooo:

No, watch shite like the X factor and realise that more people vote for talentless wannabes on there then do in the elections.  noooo:
Title: Re: We're finished...
Post by: apc2010 on April 30, 2015, 06:15:06 PM
Jf you need proof it's finished.......watch 2 episodes of Jeremy Kyle....... noooo:

No, watch shite like the X factor and realise that more people vote for talentless wannabes on there then do in the elections.  noooo:

Good point..... noooo:
Title: Re: We're finished...
Post by: apc2010 on May 04, 2015, 09:02:29 PM
Another example..

If Arsene Wenger was a Star Wars character, who would he be?

on BBC sport.......... cussing:
Title: Re: We're finished...
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 04, 2015, 09:40:15 PM
Upset you needn't be. Look at date you should. Explain much it will.  whistle:
Title: Re: We're finished...
Post by: apc2010 on May 04, 2015, 09:41:24 PM
Upset you needn't be. Look at date you should. Explain much it will.  whistle:

 cussing:
Title: Re: We're finished...
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 04, 2015, 09:44:14 PM
Got it have you?  whistle:
Title: Re: We're finished...
Post by: Barman on May 05, 2015, 03:13:34 AM
 Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: We're finished...
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2015, 08:22:08 AM
Proven.  evil:

Two threads in I love Pissouri...

One about the need to register PAYG mobile phones 'to prevent terrorism' which I am totally against (not that I even have a PAYG phone)...

...The other is about making a comment on the thread to win a pack of ham....

Terrorism/privacy/government intrusion = 10 posts, 3 mine.

Win a pack of ham = 45 posts...  Banghead

I won the pack of ham!  redface:
Title: Re: We're finished...
Post by: boogs on May 10, 2015, 08:24:54 AM
Proven.  evil:

Two threads in I love Pissouri...

One about the need to register PAYG mobile phones 'to prevent terrorism' which I am totally against (not that I even have a PAYG phone)...

...The other is about making a comment on the thread to win a pack of ham....

Terrorism/privacy/government intrusion = 10 posts, 3 mine.

Win a pack of ham = 45 posts...  Banghead

I won the pack of ham!  redface:

 lol: lol: lol:   Afternoon Tea in the pub then BM Thumbs:
Title: Re: We're finished...
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2015, 11:34:18 AM
Proven.  evil:

Two threads in I love Pissouri...

One about the need to register PAYG mobile phones 'to prevent terrorism' which I am totally against (not that I even have a PAYG phone)...

...The other is about making a comment on the thread to win a pack of ham....

Terrorism/privacy/government intrusion = 10 posts, 3 mine.

Win a pack of ham = 45 posts...  Banghead


I won the pack of ham!  redface:


 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: We're finished...
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2015, 04:47:51 PM
Proven.  evil:

Two threads in I love Pissouri...

One about the need to register PAYG mobile phones 'to prevent terrorism' which I am totally against (not that I even have a PAYG phone)...

...The other is about making a comment on the thread to win a pack of ham....

Terrorism/privacy/government intrusion = 10 posts, 3 mine.

Win a pack of ham = 45 posts...  Banghead


I won the pack of ham!  redface:


 ;D ;D ;D ;D

But when you post 44 times........ noooo:
Title: Re: We're finished...
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2015, 06:01:05 PM
Proven.  evil:

Two threads in I love Pissouri...

One about the need to register PAYG mobile phones 'to prevent terrorism' which I am totally against (not that I even have a PAYG phone)...

...The other is about making a comment on the thread to win a pack of ham....

Terrorism/privacy/government intrusion = 10 posts, 3 mine.

Win a pack of ham = 45 posts...  Banghead


I won the pack of ham!  redface:


 ;D ;D ;D ;D

But when you post 44 times........ noooo:

 redface:
Title: Re: We're finished...
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 19, 2015, 11:36:57 AM
Please tell me this isn't a prime example of the next generation....  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3087419/Who-David-Cameron-Young-mother-asked-Facebook-friends-PM-just-week-intense-election-campaign-decades-internet-sensation.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3087419/Who-David-Cameron-Young-mother-asked-Facebook-friends-PM-just-week-intense-election-campaign-decades-internet-sensation.html)
Title: Re: We're finished...
Post by: apc2010 on May 19, 2015, 11:38:42 AM
Please tell me this isn't a prime example of the next generation....  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3087419/Who-David-Cameron-Young-mother-asked-Facebook-friends-PM-just-week-intense-election-campaign-decades-internet-sensation.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3087419/Who-David-Cameron-Young-mother-asked-Facebook-friends-PM-just-week-intense-election-campaign-decades-internet-sensation.html)

Trust me it's already happened... noooo:
Title: Re: We're finished...
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 19, 2015, 11:59:25 AM
Given the amount of shite 'reality' TV shows there are and the crop of gormless so called celebrities they have spawned I'm not that surprised but I was hoping it wasn't that bad.  noooo:
Title: Re: We're finished...
Post by: apc2010 on May 19, 2015, 12:04:23 PM
Given the amount of shite 'reality' TV shows there are and the crop of gormless so called celebrities they have spawned I'm not that surprised but I was hoping it wasn't that bad.  noooo:

Zactly...I see a fairly broad variety of them .....and over the years...... noooo:   from the odd scummy one to now if you get "normal" people it's a shock..... noooo:   but the knob jumping in the pool last night was justice... ;D ;D
Title: Re: We're finished...
Post by: apc2010 on May 19, 2015, 12:06:31 PM
Given the amount of shite 'reality' TV shows there are and the crop of gormless so called celebrities they have spawned I'm not that surprised but I was hoping it wasn't that bad.  noooo:

Zactly...I see a fairly broad variety of them .....and over the years...... noooo:   from the odd scummy one to now if you get "normal" people it's a shock..... noooo:   but the knob jumping in the pool last night was justice... ;D ;D

And when couples pick their 1st dance coz it's on an advert speaks volumes.... noooo:
Title: Re: We're finished...
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 19, 2015, 12:21:47 PM
Given the amount of shite 'reality' TV shows there are and the crop of gormless so called celebrities they have spawned I'm not that surprised but I was hoping it wasn't that bad.  noooo:

Zactly...I see a fairly broad variety of them .....and over the years...... noooo:   from the odd scummy one to now if you get "normal" people it's a shock..... noooo:   but the knob jumping in the pool last night was justice... ;D ;D

And when couples pick their 1st dance coz it's on an advert speaks volumes.... noooo:

You can't fit quicker than a Kwik Fit fitter??  eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: We're finished...
Post by: Steve on May 19, 2015, 12:58:58 PM
Please tell me this isn't a prime example of the next generation....  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3087419/Who-David-Cameron-Young-mother-asked-Facebook-friends-PM-just-week-intense-election-campaign-decades-internet-sensation.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3087419/Who-David-Cameron-Young-mother-asked-Facebook-friends-PM-just-week-intense-election-campaign-decades-internet-sensation.html)
Banghead