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Come Inside... => The Commons => Topic started by: Nick on April 19, 2015, 06:52:04 AM

Title: The all new Invisibilist Party thread
Post by: Nick on April 19, 2015, 06:52:04 AM
If I am elected I promise to squander loads of your money on defence. I shall order 12 Trident subs all armed to the teeth with missiles. Ever seen a Trident sub? No? That is cos they are cunningly hidden. All we have to do is tell that Mr Putin that we have them and he will have to trust us  :thumbsup:

I shall also build (in Britain of course) ten squadrons of Stealth bombers undetectable to radar or the naked eye.

I will create 50000 plain clothed police who will wander undetectably around our towns and cities.

Plain clothes doctors and nurses will flood our hospitals.

Vote for me. You know it makes sense.

What other invisible things would you like?
Title: Re: The all new Invisibilist Part thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 19, 2015, 09:27:41 AM
Debt  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Invisibilist Party thread
Post by: Barman on April 19, 2015, 11:14:13 AM
If I am elected I promise to squander loads of your money on defence. I shall order 12 Trident subs all armed to the teeth with missiles. Ever seen a Trident sub? No? That is cos they are cunningly hidden. All we have to do is tell that Mr Putin that we have them and he will have to trust us  :thumbsup:

I shall also build (in Britain of course) ten squadrons of Stealth bombers undetectable to radar or the naked eye.

I will create 50000 plain clothed police who will wander undetectably around our towns and cities.

Plain clothes doctors and nurses will flood our hospitals.

Vote for me. You know it makes sense.

What other invisible things would you like?

 rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Invisibilist Party thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 19, 2015, 01:52:42 PM
Invisibule MP's. They would have to also be gagged and wearing a straitjacket mind you...  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Invisibilist Party thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 19, 2015, 01:53:18 PM
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