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Title: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2015, 08:54:42 AM
Over the last couple of days I have eaten out  a couple of times and in the side salad they have added celery.

Not  question asked about whether you would wish it to be included or not. Or whether I am happy for the rest of my food to be tainted by the poisonous taste and stench of the ghastly corrugated enemy.

When did this happen ? When did celery become a non choice item ?  eeek:

Forget everything else , this is the issue that really matters right now. We are being overtaken by a culture of acceptance. Well I'm  not having it. It's time to take a stand and declare  this country a celery free zone.

Title: Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
Post by: Nick on April 04, 2015, 08:58:50 AM
It is VILE stuff  sick2:
Title: Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2015, 08:59:28 AM
I like celery....  redface:
Title: Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
Post by: Nick on April 04, 2015, 09:00:34 AM
 Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2015, 09:01:20 AM
Well you always were weird  lol:

But that is fine, we can ship it all to you and you can crunch away happily for a very long time.

The rest of us can stop gagging after we have tasted the pseudo cucumber looking thing in our food!
Title: Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 04, 2015, 09:52:17 AM
I'm informed that it takes more calories to eat it than you gain from so doing . . .

That said, I don't a bit now and again with plenty of salt and a piece of good mature cheddar . . .
Title: Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 04, 2015, 09:57:49 AM
Celery ok but I always ask for the cucumber to be left out when I have a salad.  sick2:
Title: Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
Post by: Steve on April 04, 2015, 10:15:59 AM
I'm informed that it takes more calories to eat it than you gain from so doing . . .

That said, I don't a bit now and again with plenty of salt and a piece of good mature cheddar . . .
:thumbsup:


But not in salads,  sick2: that is
Title: Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
Post by: apc2010 on April 04, 2015, 01:00:15 PM
Celery is yumster...with cream cheese ..
Title: Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 07, 2015, 08:12:11 PM
Filled with feta cheese and then drizzled with balsamic vinegar  cloud9:
Title: Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
Post by: apc2010 on April 08, 2015, 09:53:13 AM
Filled with feta cheese and then drizzled with balsamic vinegar  cloud9:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2015, 04:57:34 PM
 sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:
Title: Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 09, 2015, 02:40:36 PM
Or  with homous  cloud9:

These celery haters don't know what they are missing  whistle:
Title: Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 10, 2015, 09:01:09 AM
Anyone tried it with Marmite?      Thumbs:
Title: Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
Post by: Steve on April 11, 2015, 09:38:07 AM
Anyone tried it with Marmite?      Thumbs:
Not yet but next time I have some celery . . . .

 . . . don't hold your breath, we may be talking April 2025 here
Title: Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 11, 2015, 11:52:01 AM
Anyone tried it with Marmite?      Thumbs:

Hopefully Cornwall is out of range of the effect of Miss D's disgusterous overload when she reads that...  scared2:
Title: Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
Post by: miss Tchevious on April 11, 2015, 01:43:11 PM
celery filled with pate.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
Post by: apc2010 on April 22, 2015, 04:58:43 PM
Celery n blue cheese soup.....(see strange gift thread )..

don't know when I bought the stilton tho....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
Post by: Nick on April 22, 2015, 05:15:14 PM
1972 vintage is best if it has been kept on a car dashboard  cloud9:
Title: Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
Post by: apc2010 on April 22, 2015, 05:19:22 PM
1972 vintage is best if it has been kept on a car dashboard  cloud9:

 cussing:
Title: Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
Post by: Nick on April 22, 2015, 05:23:13 PM
 angel1
Title: Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 22, 2015, 06:06:13 PM
Anyone tried it with Marmite?      Thumbs:

OMG !!!!

Even with the most scientific nonsensical gobbledygook about two negatives making a positive that is utterly , hideously disastrous.

I would rather massage Nick's sore feet !!! It's THAT bad !

Hopefully Cornwall is out of range of the effect of Miss D's disgusterous overload when she reads that...  scared2:
Title: Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
Post by: apc2010 on July 18, 2015, 11:19:25 PM
Had pickled celery tonight.... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 19, 2015, 08:10:12 AM
It has been noted for some time that you are beyond redemption  noooo:
Title: Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
Post by: Steve on July 19, 2015, 11:38:35 AM
Had pickled celery tonight.... Thumbs:

I had some (unpickled) celery last night too (with dip) 

Must have been International Celery Day (well not chez Miss D obviously)
Title: Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
Post by: apc2010 on July 19, 2015, 02:15:30 PM
It has been noted for some time that you are beyond redemption  noooo:

It is yumster.... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
Post by: apc2010 on August 08, 2015, 04:50:11 PM
Just bought a huge jar of pickled celery...... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2015, 06:16:50 PM
Just bought a huge jar of pickled celery...... Thumbs:

Bought???  eeek:  Shocked:  NickSick
Title: Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
Post by: apc2010 on August 08, 2015, 06:27:07 PM
Just bought a huge jar of pickled celery...... Thumbs:

Bought???  eeek:  Shocked:  NickSick

It was on special..... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2015, 06:36:45 PM
Just bought a huge jar of pickled celery...... Thumbs:

Bought???  eeek:  Shocked:  NickSick

It's a sign, the end times are upon us....  scared2:
Title: Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
Post by: Steve on August 08, 2015, 06:53:40 PM
Just bought a huge jar of pickled celery...... Thumbs:

Bought???  eeek:  Shocked:  NickSick

It's a sign, the end times are upon us....  scared2:
scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2015, 07:19:28 PM
Just bought a huge jar of pickled celery...... Thumbs:

Bought???  eeek:  Shocked:  NickSick

It's a sign, the end times are upon us....  scared2:
scared2: scared2:

BM's hair will start growing back next...  scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
Post by: Steve on August 08, 2015, 09:29:40 PM
Just bought a huge jar of pickled celery...... Thumbs:

Bought???  eeek:  Shocked:  NickSick

It's a sign, the end times are upon us....  scared2:
scared2: scared2:

BM's hair will start growing back next...  scared2: scared2: scared2:
maybe mine will too.  This is starting to sound betterer
Title: Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
Post by: apc2010 on December 09, 2015, 05:24:01 PM
Celery/blue cheese  soup.....coz local market it is bogof..explained didn't want 2 (a stalk of it fills a whole carrier bag ) but they insisted ...so soup time it is.... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
Post by: Nick on December 09, 2015, 05:24:40 PM
 sick2: sick2: sick2:
Title: Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
Post by: apc2010 on December 09, 2015, 05:37:42 PM
sick2: sick2: sick2:

Call it cheese soup...you'll love it... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
Post by: apc2010 on December 09, 2015, 08:10:55 PM
Celery/blue cheese  soup.....coz local market it is bogof..explained didn't want 2 (a stalk of it fills a whole carrier bag ) but they insisted ...so soup time it is.... Thumbs:

It's a funny coloured green...... rubschin:  but tastes yumster.... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 10, 2015, 12:45:54 AM
Celery/blue cheese  soup.....coz local market it is bogof..explained didn't want 2 (a stalk of it fills a whole carrier bag ) but they insisted ...so soup time it is.... Thumbs:

It's a funny coloured green...... rubschin:  but tastes yumster.... Thumbs:

Looks like Nick's leg you say...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
Post by: apc2010 on December 10, 2015, 12:50:02 AM
Celery/blue cheese  soup.....coz local market it is bogof..explained didn't want 2 (a stalk of it fills a whole carrier bag ) but they insisted ...so soup time it is.... Thumbs:

It's a funny coloured green...... rubschin:  but tastes yumster.... Thumbs:

Looks like Nick's leg you say...  rubschin:

 sick2:
Title: Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 10, 2015, 01:05:46 AM
Celery/blue cheese  soup.....coz local market it is bogof..explained didn't want 2 (a stalk of it fills a whole carrier bag ) but they insisted ...so soup time it is.... Thumbs:

It's a funny coloured green...... rubschin:  but tastes yumster.... Thumbs:

Looks like Nick's leg you say...  rubschin:

 sick2:

Now Apey is traumatised my work here is done...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 10, 2015, 08:22:43 AM
https://twitter.com/70s_party (https://twitter.com/70s_party)

Ham. And Bananas. And Hollandaise.  sick2:


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Title: Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 10, 2015, 09:25:05 AM
https://twitter.com/70s_party (https://twitter.com/70s_party)

Ham. And Bananas. And Hollandaise.  sick2:


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 Shrugs:

From the land of Trump and school massacres.

What do you expect?
Title: Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
Post by: Barman on December 10, 2015, 12:02:41 PM
https://twitter.com/70s_party (https://twitter.com/70s_party)

Ham. And Bananas. And Hollandaise.  sick2:


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WTF?  eeek:
Title: Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
Post by: apc2010 on December 10, 2015, 02:32:42 PM
https://twitter.com/70s_party (https://twitter.com/70s_party)

Ham. And Bananas. And Hollandaise.  sick2:


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 Shrugs:

From the land of Trump and school massacres.

What do you expect?

Donald Trump...no more immigrants.................





WTF is his next wife coming from......... noooo:
Title: Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 10, 2015, 02:42:53 PM
https://twitter.com/70s_party (https://twitter.com/70s_party)

Ham. And Bananas. And Hollandaise.  sick2:


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 Shrugs:

From the land of Trump and school massacres.

What do you expect?

Donald Trump...no more immigrants.................





WTF is his next wife coming from......... noooo:

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