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Come Inside... => The Restaurant => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2015, 08:54:42 AM
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Over the last couple of days I have eaten out a couple of times and in the side salad they have added celery.
Not question asked about whether you would wish it to be included or not. Or whether I am happy for the rest of my food to be tainted by the poisonous taste and stench of the ghastly corrugated enemy.
When did this happen ? When did celery become a non choice item ? eeek:
Forget everything else , this is the issue that really matters right now. We are being overtaken by a culture of acceptance. Well I'm not having it. It's time to take a stand and declare this country a celery free zone.
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It is VILE stuff sick2:
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I like celery.... redface:
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Spank2: Spank2:
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Well you always were weird lol:
But that is fine, we can ship it all to you and you can crunch away happily for a very long time.
The rest of us can stop gagging after we have tasted the pseudo cucumber looking thing in our food!
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I'm informed that it takes more calories to eat it than you gain from so doing . . .
That said, I don't a bit now and again with plenty of salt and a piece of good mature cheddar . . .
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Celery ok but I always ask for the cucumber to be left out when I have a salad. sick2:
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I'm informed that it takes more calories to eat it than you gain from so doing . . .
That said, I don't a bit now and again with plenty of salt and a piece of good mature cheddar . . .
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But not in salads, sick2: that is
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Celery is yumster...with cream cheese ..
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Filled with feta cheese and then drizzled with balsamic vinegar cloud9:
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Filled with feta cheese and then drizzled with balsamic vinegar cloud9:
Thumbs:
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sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:
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Or with homous cloud9:
These celery haters don't know what they are missing whistle:
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Anyone tried it with Marmite? Thumbs:
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Anyone tried it with Marmite? Thumbs:
Not yet but next time I have some celery . . . .
. . . don't hold your breath, we may be talking April 2025 here
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Anyone tried it with Marmite? Thumbs:
Hopefully Cornwall is out of range of the effect of Miss D's disgusterous overload when she reads that... scared2:
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celery filled with pate. cloud9:
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Celery n blue cheese soup.....(see strange gift thread )..
don't know when I bought the stilton tho....... rubschin:
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1972 vintage is best if it has been kept on a car dashboard cloud9:
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1972 vintage is best if it has been kept on a car dashboard cloud9:
cussing:
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angel1
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Anyone tried it with Marmite? Thumbs:
OMG !!!!
Even with the most scientific nonsensical gobbledygook about two negatives making a positive that is utterly , hideously disastrous.
I would rather massage Nick's sore feet !!! It's THAT bad !
Hopefully Cornwall is out of range of the effect of Miss D's disgusterous overload when she reads that... scared2:
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Had pickled celery tonight.... Thumbs:
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It has been noted for some time that you are beyond redemption noooo:
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Had pickled celery tonight.... Thumbs:
I had some (unpickled) celery last night too (with dip)
Must have been International Celery Day (well not chez Miss D obviously)
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It has been noted for some time that you are beyond redemption noooo:
It is yumster.... Thumbs:
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Just bought a huge jar of pickled celery...... Thumbs:
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Just bought a huge jar of pickled celery...... Thumbs:
Bought??? eeek: Shocked: NickSick
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Just bought a huge jar of pickled celery...... Thumbs:
Bought??? eeek: Shocked: NickSick
It was on special..... Thumbs:
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Just bought a huge jar of pickled celery...... Thumbs:
Bought??? eeek: Shocked: NickSick
It's a sign, the end times are upon us.... scared2:
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Just bought a huge jar of pickled celery...... Thumbs:
Bought??? eeek: Shocked: NickSick
It's a sign, the end times are upon us.... scared2:
scared2: scared2:
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Just bought a huge jar of pickled celery...... Thumbs:
Bought??? eeek: Shocked: NickSick
It's a sign, the end times are upon us.... scared2:
scared2: scared2:
BM's hair will start growing back next... scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Just bought a huge jar of pickled celery...... Thumbs:
Bought??? eeek: Shocked: NickSick
It's a sign, the end times are upon us.... scared2:
scared2: scared2:
BM's hair will start growing back next... scared2: scared2: scared2:
maybe mine will too. This is starting to sound betterer
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Celery/blue cheese soup.....coz local market it is bogof..explained didn't want 2 (a stalk of it fills a whole carrier bag ) but they insisted ...so soup time it is.... Thumbs:
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sick2: sick2: sick2:
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sick2: sick2: sick2:
Call it cheese soup...you'll love it... Thumbs:
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Celery/blue cheese soup.....coz local market it is bogof..explained didn't want 2 (a stalk of it fills a whole carrier bag ) but they insisted ...so soup time it is.... Thumbs:
It's a funny coloured green...... rubschin: but tastes yumster.... Thumbs:
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Celery/blue cheese soup.....coz local market it is bogof..explained didn't want 2 (a stalk of it fills a whole carrier bag ) but they insisted ...so soup time it is.... Thumbs:
It's a funny coloured green...... rubschin: but tastes yumster.... Thumbs:
Looks like Nick's leg you say... rubschin:
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Celery/blue cheese soup.....coz local market it is bogof..explained didn't want 2 (a stalk of it fills a whole carrier bag ) but they insisted ...so soup time it is.... Thumbs:
It's a funny coloured green...... rubschin: but tastes yumster.... Thumbs:
Looks like Nick's leg you say... rubschin:
sick2:
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Celery/blue cheese soup.....coz local market it is bogof..explained didn't want 2 (a stalk of it fills a whole carrier bag ) but they insisted ...so soup time it is.... Thumbs:
It's a funny coloured green...... rubschin: but tastes yumster.... Thumbs:
Looks like Nick's leg you say... rubschin:
sick2:
Now Apey is traumatised my work here is done... eveilgrin:
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https://twitter.com/70s_party (https://twitter.com/70s_party)
Ham. And Bananas. And Hollandaise. sick2:
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https://twitter.com/70s_party (https://twitter.com/70s_party)
Ham. And Bananas. And Hollandaise. sick2:
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Shrugs:
From the land of Trump and school massacres.
What do you expect?
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https://twitter.com/70s_party (https://twitter.com/70s_party)
Ham. And Bananas. And Hollandaise. sick2:
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WTF? eeek:
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https://twitter.com/70s_party (https://twitter.com/70s_party)
Ham. And Bananas. And Hollandaise. sick2:
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Shrugs:
From the land of Trump and school massacres.
What do you expect?
Donald Trump...no more immigrants.................
WTF is his next wife coming from......... noooo:
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https://twitter.com/70s_party (https://twitter.com/70s_party)
Ham. And Bananas. And Hollandaise. sick2:
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Shrugs:
From the land of Trump and school massacres.
What do you expect?
Donald Trump...no more immigrants.................
WTF is his next wife coming from......... noooo:
(https://heavyeditorial.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/freezer.jpg?quality=65&strip=all&w=780)