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Title: The all new "getting home after 4 days away to find your upstairs neighbour has
Post by: Nick on March 12, 2015, 07:23:42 PM
a water leak and the hot water is coming through your kitchen light fittings" thread  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: The all new "getting home after 4 days away to find your upstairs neighbour
Post by: apc2010 on March 12, 2015, 07:24:42 PM
A free shower....... Thumbs:  saves your boiler..... whistle:
Title: Re: The all new "getting home after 4 days away to find your upstairs neighbour
Post by: Barman on March 12, 2015, 07:30:50 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 12, 2015, 07:24:42 PM
A free shower....... Thumbs:  saves your boiler..... whistle:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new "getting home after 4 days away to find your upstairs neighbour
Post by: Baldy on March 12, 2015, 07:38:49 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 12, 2015, 07:30:50 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 12, 2015, 07:24:42 PM
A free shower....... Thumbs:  saves your boiler..... whistle:

 Thumbs:

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Title: Re: The all new "getting home after 4 days away to find your upstairs neighbour has
Post by: Nick on March 12, 2015, 07:50:49 PM
The sodding plaster in the ceiling is wet  scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: The all new "getting home after 4 days away to find your upstairs neighbour has
Post by: Barman on March 12, 2015, 07:51:56 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on March 12, 2015, 07:50:49 PM
The sodding plaster in the ceiling is wet  scared2: scared2: scared2:

NO!  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new "getting home after 4 days away to find your upstairs neighbour
Post by: apc2010 on March 12, 2015, 07:54:24 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 12, 2015, 07:51:56 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on March 12, 2015, 07:50:49 PM
The sodding plaster in the ceiling is wet  scared2: scared2: scared2:

NO!  eeek:

Bet his floor is buggered...... noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "getting home after 4 days away to find your upstairs neighbour has
Post by: Nick on March 12, 2015, 07:56:06 PM
 Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: The all new "getting home after 4 days away to find your upstairs neighbour
Post by: Barman on March 12, 2015, 08:10:29 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 12, 2015, 07:54:24 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 12, 2015, 07:51:56 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on March 12, 2015, 07:50:49 PM
The sodding plaster in the ceiling is wet  scared2: scared2: scared2:

NO!  eeek:

Bet his floor is buggered...... noooo:

 cry:
Title: Re: The all new "getting home after 4 days away to find your upstairs neighbour has
Post by: Nick on March 12, 2015, 08:15:43 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new "getting home after 4 days away to find your upstairs neighbour
Post by: apc2010 on March 12, 2015, 08:24:49 PM
Is it time to post that washing machine clip......... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "getting home after 4 days away to find your upstairs neighbour has
Post by: Nick on March 12, 2015, 08:32:48 PM
 evil:  The only good thing is that I have been having a minor feud with the bastard and now he owes me one  cloud9:  I am getting the place repainted soon and it may have to come off his insurance now  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new "getting home after 4 days away to find your upstairs neighbour
Post by: apc2010 on March 12, 2015, 08:34:07 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on March 12, 2015, 08:32:48 PM
evil:  The only good thing is that I have been having a minor feud with the bastard and now he owes me one  cloud9:  I am getting the place repainted soon and it may have to come off his insurance now  whistle:

Did it ruin that rug......... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "getting home after 4 days away to find your upstairs neighbour has
Post by: Steve on March 12, 2015, 08:48:45 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on March 12, 2015, 08:32:48 PM
evil:  The only good thing is that I have been having a minor feud with the bastard and now he owes me one  cloud9:  I am getting the place repainted soon and it may have to come off his insurance now  whistle:
:thumbsup: oh yes he sounds like a right drip
Title: Re: The all new "getting home after 4 days away to find your upstairs neighbour
Post by: Nick on March 12, 2015, 08:58:45 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 12, 2015, 08:34:07 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on March 12, 2015, 08:32:48 PM
evil:  The only good thing is that I have been having a minor feud with the bastard and now he owes me one  cloud9:  I am getting the place repainted soon and it may have to come off his insurance now  whistle:

Did it ruin that rug......... rubschin:

Kerching  rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "getting home after 4 days away to find your upstairs neighbour has
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 12, 2015, 09:06:02 PM
He does have insurance then ?  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new "getting home after 4 days away to find your upstairs neighbour has
Post by: Nick on March 12, 2015, 09:09:36 PM
If he doesn't he is in DEEP SHIT  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new "getting home after 4 days away to find your upstairs neighbour
Post by: apc2010 on March 12, 2015, 09:17:00 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on March 12, 2015, 09:09:36 PM
If he doesn't he is in DEEP SHIT  whistle:

Unless his bog leaks as well,,,,,,,,, whistle:
Title: Re: The all new "getting home after 4 days away to find your upstairs neighbour has
Post by: Steve on March 12, 2015, 09:18:41 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 12, 2015, 09:17:00 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on March 12, 2015, 09:09:36 PM
If he doesn't he is in DEEP SHIT  whistle:

Unless his bog leaks as well,,,,,,,,, whistle:
lol:



Title: Re: The all new "getting home after 4 days away to find your upstairs neighbour has
Post by: Nick on March 12, 2015, 09:25:34 PM
I AM FIT TO KILL  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new "getting home after 4 days away to find your upstairs neighbour has
Post by: Steve on March 12, 2015, 09:56:41 PM
Set Mr Stew on him
Title: Re: The all new "getting home after 4 days away to find your upstairs neighbour has
Post by: Nick on March 12, 2015, 09:57:48 PM
He has a poorly ankle  rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "getting home after 4 days away to find your upstairs neighbour has
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 13, 2015, 08:50:03 AM
Don't do your back in moving all that heavy and expensive TV, Hifi, furniture etc into the kitchen to place it under the light.

Are you planning to touch the electric light fitting and get the complete set with a personal injury claim?
Title: Re: The all new "getting home after 4 days away to find your upstairs neighbour has
Post by: Nick on March 13, 2015, 08:53:00 AM
 rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "getting home after 4 days away to find your upstairs neighbour has
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 13, 2015, 11:31:03 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on March 12, 2015, 09:57:48 PM
He has a poorly ankle  rubschin: rubschin:

Who? Mr Stew?
Title: Re: The all new "getting home after 4 days away to find your upstairs neighbour has
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 13, 2015, 02:27:06 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 13, 2015, 11:31:03 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on March 12, 2015, 09:57:48 PM
He has a poorly ankle  rubschin: rubschin:

Who? Mr Stew?

Probably BMs lame horse went in it
Title: Re: The all new "getting home after 4 days away to find your upstairs neighbour has
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 13, 2015, 10:24:27 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 13, 2015, 11:31:03 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on March 12, 2015, 09:57:48 PM
He has a poorly ankle  rubschin: rubschin:

Who? Mr Stew?

It's evolving?  eeek: eeek: