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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Nick on January 24, 2015, 03:02:08 PM
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Pasties did not warn me about the side effects of his magic French sleeping pills evil: evil:
I have purchased Ex Lax evil: evil:
Stand well back evil:
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sick2:
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shitstorm:
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Pasties did not warn me about the side effects of his magic French sleeping pills evil: evil:
I have purchased Ex Lax evil: evil:
Stand well back evil:
Oldest trick in the book! point:
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Dare I ask......how annoying were you that Pastis slipped you sleeping tablets......... rubschin:
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Just read the destructions eeek: No more than one in a 24 hour period. I took 3 eeek: eeek: eeek: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Just read the destructions eeek: No more than one in a 24 hour period. I took 3 eeek: eeek: eeek: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Well instead of the bottom falling out of world............. whistle:
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scared2: scared2:
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Get reading material ready........ Thumbs: and bog roll......
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He has been quiet.........well in here that is....... rubschin:
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can you die from too much Ex-Lax?
Are we going to have another angle to the I'm filling my trousers thread
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can you die from too much Ex-Lax?
Are we going to have another angle to the I'm filling my trousers thread
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can you die from too much Ex-Lax?
Are we going to have another angle to the I'm filling my trousers thread
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can you die from too much Ex-Lax?
Are we going to have another angle to the I'm filling my trousers thread
Is he an empty vessel yet ? rubschin:
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He certainly makes the most noise. ;)
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evil:
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All cleared out then......... rubschin:
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All ready again........ noooo:
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It seems that Mr Ghost has had his op and his tubes are unblocked :thumbsup:
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It seems that Mr Ghost has had his op and his tubes are unblocked :thumbsup:
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It seems that Mr Ghost has had his op and his tubes are unblocked :thumbsup:
cloud9:
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It seems that Mr Ghost has had his op and his tubes are unblocked :thumbsup:
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:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Good news.
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It seems that Mr Ghost has had his op and his tubes are unblocked :thumbsup:
happ096 great news
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His tubes have been saved, praise the Lord.
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His tubes have been saved, praise the Lord.
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Mornington Crescent
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My bowel cancer screening kit has arrived eeek:
I may have to read the instructions rubschin:
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My bowel cancer screening kit has arrived eeek:
I may have to read the instructions rubschin:
It's all shit really
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My bowel cancer screening kit has arrived eeek:
I may have to read the instructions rubschin:
It's all shit really
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It seems that Mr Ghost has had his op and his tubes are unblocked :thumbsup:
Thumbs: Thumbs:
He is here........ Thumbs:
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Indeed he is!
Some pics to keep you amused . . . (latest first etc.)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs30.postimg.org%2F9bnyjvz0t%2Fimage.jpg&hash=064d9ea98e00fbb08938fa417b2cd6d6cf74c733) (http://postimg.org/image/9bnyjvz0t/)
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Check out the sexy waistcoat . . .
Also, have had some aggro wiv the horsepickle last night like:
Tried to settle about 10. They'd brought an old bloke back next to me and he seemed in a bad way with multi-way high (sound) level discussions being held constantly at his bedside.
Also, all remaining nursing staff (from the sound of it from right across the hospital) decided to have a "who can make the most noise" contest at the nurses' station just outside the room.
Then the other old coot opposite was brought in! He was a new one. At first I thought he was going to be quiet - then the coughing started! Sounded like the mating call of a giant bull seal! Then silence for a bit - then more coughing!
Then Peter (the bloke on my left - pleasant enough but turned out to be a God bothere) started. Cough, cough, fart, cough, snore, sleep-talk, snore, talk, cough, cough, snore, fart, cough, snore, talk, talk and so on . . .
Anyway upshot was, I went walk about to try and find somewhere, anywhere, where I might be able to kip in peace! Problem was, everywhere with seats was locked up!
Ended up sat on a stool up the corridor from the nurses' station (where I was eyeing up a spare bed . . .)
Couple of staff said "Are you OK?"
"Not really" I replied, explaining that a 50's TB ward probably wasn't THE best place to be recovering from major heart surgery - that added to the fact that I had only had about 5 hours sleep over the last three nights!
I asked if I could bed down on the spare bed. (Also tried subtle approach of pointing out that if I got dressed and walked out there wasn't a lot they could do . . .)
She went off saying she would consult "Sister" . . .
Came back some minutes later to announce that they were moving me.
They moved me to the next room where I climbed into bed at 11:45. I prompltly fell asleep in the blissful peace! Slept through till they came for BP etc. 5 mins ago (just after 7:00).
What luxury! Now all I need is to escape! I will make a cunning plan . . .
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Welcome back! cloud9:
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Indeed he is!
Some pics to keep you amused . . . (latest first etc.)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs30.postimg.org%2F9bnyjvz0t%2Fimage.jpg&hash=064d9ea98e00fbb08938fa417b2cd6d6cf74c733) (http://postimg.org/image/9bnyjvz0t/)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs30.postimg.org%2Fz5xr9nz0t%2Fimage.jpg&hash=1392040c5d87f33be27a9e4221394876c0495ac7) (http://postimg.org/image/z5xr9nz0t/)
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Check out the sexy waistcoat . . .
Also, have had some aggro wiv the horsepickle last night like:
Tried to settle about 10. They'd brought an old bloke back next to me and he seemed in a bad way with multi-way high (sound) level discussions being held constantly at his bedside.
Also, all remaining nursing staff (from the sound of it from right across the hospital) decided to have a "who can make the most noise" contest at the nurses' station just outside the room.
Then the other old coot opposite was brought in! He was a new one. At first I thought he was going to be quiet - then the coughing started! Sounded like the mating call of a giant bull seal! Then silence for a bit - then more coughing!
Then Peter (the bloke on my left - pleasant enough but turned out to be a God bothere) started. Cough, cough, fart, cough, snore, sleep-talk, snore, talk, cough, cough, snore, fart, cough, snore, talk, talk and so on . . .
Anyway upshot was, I went walk about to try and find somewhere, anywhere, where I might be able to kip in peace! Problem was, everywhere with seats was locked up!
Ended up sat on a stool up the corridor from the nurses' station (where I was eyeing up a spare bed . . .)
Couple of staff said "Are you OK?"
"Not really" I replied, explaining that a 50's TB ward probably wasn't THE best place to be recovering from major heart surgery - that added to the fact that I had only had about 5 hours sleep over the last three nights!
I asked if I could bed down on the spare bed. (Also tried subtle approach of pointing out that if I got dressed and walked out there wasn't a lot they could do . . .)
She went off saying she would consult "Sister" . . .
Came back some minutes later to announce that they were moving me.
They moved me to the next room where I climbed into bed at 11:45. I prompltly fell asleep in the blissful peace! Slept through till they came for BP etc. 5 mins ago (just after 7:00).
What luxury! Now all I need is to escape! I will make a cunning plan . . .
Thumbs:
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Indeed he is!
Some pics to keep you amused . . . (latest first etc.)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs30.postimg.org%2F9bnyjvz0t%2Fimage.jpg&hash=064d9ea98e00fbb08938fa417b2cd6d6cf74c733) (http://postimg.org/image/9bnyjvz0t/)
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Check out the sexy waistcoat . . .
Also, have had some aggro wiv the horsepickle last night like:
Tried to settle about 10. They'd brought an old bloke back next to me and he seemed in a bad way with multi-way high (sound) level discussions being held constantly at his bedside.
Also, all remaining nursing staff (from the sound of it from right across the hospital) decided to have a "who can make the most noise" contest at the nurses' station just outside the room.
Then the other old coot opposite was brought in! He was a new one. At first I thought he was going to be quiet - then the coughing started! Sounded like the mating call of a giant bull seal! Then silence for a bit - then more coughing!
Then Peter (the bloke on my left - pleasant enough but turned out to be a God bothere) started. Cough, cough, fart, cough, snore, sleep-talk, snore, talk, cough, cough, snore, fart, cough, snore, talk, talk and so on . . .
Anyway upshot was, I went walk about to try and find somewhere, anywhere, where I might be able to kip in peace! Problem was, everywhere with seats was locked up!
Ended up sat on a stool up the corridor from the nurses' station (where I was eyeing up a spare bed . . .)
Couple of staff said "Are you OK?"
"Not really" I replied, explaining that a 50's TB ward probably wasn't THE best place to be recovering from major heart surgery - that added to the fact that I had only had about 5 hours sleep over the last three nights!
I asked if I could bed down on the spare bed. (Also tried subtle approach of pointing out that if I got dressed and walked out there wasn't a lot they could do . . .)
She went off saying she would consult "Sister" . . .
Came back some minutes later to announce that they were moving me.
They moved me to the next room where I climbed into bed at 11:45. I prompltly fell asleep in the blissful peace! Slept through till they came for BP etc. 5 mins ago (just after 7:00).
What luxury! Now all I need is to escape! I will make a cunning plan . . .
Thumbs:
Thumbs: Thumbs:
A new line in photo selfies!
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Indeed he is!
Some pics to keep you amused . . . (latest first etc.)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs30.postimg.org%2F9bnyjvz0t%2Fimage.jpg&hash=064d9ea98e00fbb08938fa417b2cd6d6cf74c733) (http://postimg.org/image/9bnyjvz0t/)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs30.postimg.org%2Fz5xr9nz0t%2Fimage.jpg&hash=1392040c5d87f33be27a9e4221394876c0495ac7) (http://postimg.org/image/z5xr9nz0t/)
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Check out the sexy waistcoat . . .
Also, have had some aggro wiv the horsepickle last night like:
Tried to settle about 10. They'd brought an old bloke back next to me and he seemed in a bad way with multi-way high (sound) level discussions being held constantly at his bedside.
Also, all remaining nursing staff (from the sound of it from right across the hospital) decided to have a "who can make the most noise" contest at the nurses' station just outside the room.
Then the other old coot opposite was brought in! He was a new one. At first I thought he was going to be quiet - then the coughing started! Sounded like the mating call of a giant bull seal! Then silence for a bit - then more coughing!
Then Peter (the bloke on my left - pleasant enough but turned out to be a God bothere) started. Cough, cough, fart, cough, snore, sleep-talk, snore, talk, cough, cough, snore, fart, cough, snore, talk, talk and so on . . .
Anyway upshot was, I went walk about to try and find somewhere, anywhere, where I might be able to kip in peace! Problem was, everywhere with seats was locked up!
Ended up sat on a stool up the corridor from the nurses' station (where I was eyeing up a spare bed . . .)
Couple of staff said "Are you OK?"
"Not really" I replied, explaining that a 50's TB ward probably wasn't THE best place to be recovering from major heart surgery - that added to the fact that I had only had about 5 hours sleep over the last three nights!
I asked if I could bed down on the spare bed. (Also tried subtle approach of pointing out that if I got dressed and walked out there wasn't a lot they could do . . .)
She went off saying she would consult "Sister" . . .
Came back some minutes later to announce that they were moving me.
They moved me to the next room where I climbed into bed at 11:45. I prompltly fell asleep in the blissful peace! Slept through till they came for BP etc. 5 mins ago (just after 7:00).
What luxury! Now all I need is to escape! I will make a cunning plan . . .
Thumbs:
Thumbs: Thumbs:
A new line in photo selfies!
rubschin:
Mind you, I'd need bloody long arms for the middle one . . .
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Good to see you up and about :thumbsup:
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The dozy buggers! Banghead Banghead Explode: cussing:
Before the op the GP ( Grand Prick) put me on water tablets.
I had bowed to peer-group pressure and lowered my (normally) high salt intake.
End result?
Sodium levels tanked and op was postponed.
Sodium supplement tabs NO water tabs and normal service resumed on the salt front.
Result! Sodium levels restored.
Last Wednesday was the op.
For some reason best known to the Grand Poohbah (consultant) I was put on water tabs and told to drink (water unfortunately) for Britain.
Result?
(Bet you can't see this one coming . . .)
Sodium levels have tanked, and, instead of going home, I face being stuck in here for the forseeable . . .
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The dozy buggers! Banghead Banghead Explode: cussing:
Before the op the GP ( Grand Prick) put me on water tablets.
I had bowed to peer-group pressure and lowered my (normally) high salt intake.
End result?
Sodium levels tanked and op was postponed.
Sodium supplement tabs NO water tabs and normal service resumed on the salt front.
Result! Sodium levels restored.
Last Wednesday was the op.
For some reason best known to the Grand Poohbah (consultant) I was put on water tabs and told to drink (water unfortunately) for Britain.
Result?
(Bet you can't see this one coming . . .)
Sodium levels have tanked, and, instead of going home, I face being stuck in here for the forseeable . . .
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Judging by your pics the suicide bomber act may do the trick rubschin:
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Judging by your pics the suicide bomber act may do the trick rubschin:
cussing:
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Mind your blood pressure noooo:
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Indeed he is!
Some pics to keep you amused . . . (latest first etc.)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs30.postimg.org%2F9bnyjvz0t%2Fimage.jpg&hash=064d9ea98e00fbb08938fa417b2cd6d6cf74c733) (http://postimg.org/image/9bnyjvz0t/)
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(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs30.postimg.org%2Fcsq0muy31%2Fimage.jpg&hash=dabe59acf56acf8bbd0352f8f42652ad6a98cef3) (http://postimg.org/image/csq0muy31/)
Check out the sexy waistcoat . . .
Also, have had some aggro wiv the horsepickle last night like:
Tried to settle about 10. They'd brought an old bloke back next to me and he seemed in a bad way with multi-way high (sound) level discussions being held constantly at his bedside.
Also, all remaining nursing staff (from the sound of it from right across the hospital) decided to have a "who can make the most noise" contest at the nurses' station just outside the room.
Then the other old coot opposite was brought in! He was a new one. At first I thought he was going to be quiet - then the coughing started! Sounded like the mating call of a giant bull seal! Then silence for a bit - then more coughing!
Then Peter (the bloke on my left - pleasant enough but turned out to be a God bothere) started. Cough, cough, fart, cough, snore, sleep-talk, snore, talk, cough, cough, snore, fart, cough, snore, talk, talk and so on . . .
Anyway upshot was, I went walk about to try and find somewhere, anywhere, where I might be able to kip in peace! Problem was, everywhere with seats was locked up!
Ended up sat on a stool up the corridor from the nurses' station (where I was eyeing up a spare bed . . .)
Couple of staff said "Are you OK?"
"Not really" I replied, explaining that a 50's TB ward probably wasn't THE best place to be recovering from major heart surgery - that added to the fact that I had only had about 5 hours sleep over the last three nights!
I asked if I could bed down on the spare bed. (Also tried subtle approach of pointing out that if I got dressed and walked out there wasn't a lot they could do . . .)
She went off saying she would consult "Sister" . . .
Came back some minutes later to announce that they were moving me.
They moved me to the next room where I climbed into bed at 11:45. I prompltly fell asleep in the blissful peace! Slept through till they came for BP etc. 5 mins ago (just after 7:00).
What luxury! Now all I need is to escape! I will make a cunning plan . . .
Thumbs:
Thumbs: Thumbs:
A new line in photo selfies!
rubschin:
Mind you, I'd need bloody long arms for the middle one . . .
Separated at birth? rubschin:
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Separated at birth? rubschin:
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Didn't he die of a heart attack?
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facepalm: facepalm: facepalm:
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wot?
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wot?
I'll let Nick explain, he's good with werds
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I'm sure Mr Ghost will laugh (even though it will hurt)
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I'm sure Mr Ghost will laugh (even though it may kill him)
noooo:
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I'm sure Mr Ghost will laugh (even though it may kill him)
noooo:
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I'm sure Mr Ghost will laugh (even though it will hurt)
Exactly :thumbsup:
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Good to see he is getting back to his old self :thumbsup:
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Good to see he is getting back to his old self :thumbsup:
Well his chest looked like Frankenstein's monster so scared2:
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Good to see he is getting back to his old self :thumbsup:
Well his chest looked like Frankenstein's monster so scared2:
Well he is from the dark side whistle:
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At home as of Tuesday afternoon - making hay while the sun shines (as they say) by having SWTSMBO run round after me for a change . . .
The beer on Wednesday evening was nice, as was last night's Scotch.
Who in their right mind thinks I resemble Mike Reid? Alive or Dead?
I was told some years ago the I could pass for Roy Marsden (and once I was likened to Jack Nicholson [Jack Who?]) . . .
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At home as of Tuesday afternoon - making hay while the sun shines (as they say) by having SWTSMBO run round after me for a change . . .
The beer on Wednesday evening was nice, as was last night's Scotch.
Who in their right mind thinks I resemble Mike Reid? Alive or Dead?
I was told some years ago the I could pass for Roy Marsden (and once I was likened to Jack Nicholson [Jack Who?]) . . .
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At home as of Tuesday afternoon - making hay while the sun shines (as they say) by having SWTSMBO run round after me for a change . . .
The beer on Wednesday evening was nice, as was last night's Scotch.
Who in their right mind thinks I resemble Mike Reid? Alive or Dead?
I was told some years ago the I could pass for Roy Marsden (and once I was likened to Jack Nicholson [Jack Who?]) . . .
At least nobody said Gollum and I'm sure very few even thought it.
Glad you are on the mend anyway my old Spook. :thumbsup:
Had you considered disguising the scar with a tattoo?
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At home as of Tuesday afternoon - making hay while the sun shines (as they say) by having SWTSMBO run round after me for a change . . .
The beer on Wednesday evening was nice, as was last night's Scotch.
Who in their right mind thinks I resemble Mike Reid? Alive or Dead?
I was told some years ago the I could pass for Roy Marsden (and once I was likened to Jack Nicholson [Jack Who?]) . . .
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At home as of Tuesday afternoon - making hay while the sun shines (as they say) by having SWTSMBO run round after me for a change . . .
The beer on Wednesday evening was nice, as was last night's Scotch.
Who in their right mind thinks I resemble Mike Reid? Alive or Dead?
I was told some years ago the I could pass for Roy Marsden (and once I was likened to Jack Nicholson [Jack Who?]) . . .
Glad you are back with us cloud9: Make the most of being pampered :thumbsup:
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At home as of Tuesday afternoon - making hay while the sun shines (as they say) by having SWTSMBO run round after me for a change . . .
The beer on Wednesday evening was nice, as was last night's Scotch.
Who in their right mind thinks I resemble Mike Reid? Alive or Dead?
I was told some years ago the I could pass for Roy Marsden (and once I was likened to Jack Nicholson [Jack Who?]) . . .
At least nobody said Gollum and I'm sure very few even thought it.
Glad you are on the mend anyway my old Spook. :thumbsup:
Had you considered disguising the scar with a tattoo?
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Top tip there DS - many thanks - I've been contemplating a small tat for a while now. kind of Old Aged Rebellion . . . whistle:
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Where is Marley.... rubschin:
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Where is Marley.... rubschin:
rubschin:
Good point. You have to watch out for the quiet ones.
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He has been posting on FaceAche like... Thumbs:
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He has been posting on FaceAche like... Thumbs:
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So he's snubbing us here than. Could get quite offended if I could be bothered.
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Where is Marley.... rubschin:
Still missing... noooo:
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Perhaps his heart is no longer in it rubschin:
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Perhaps his heart is no longer in it rubschin:
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Perhaps his heart is no longer in it rubschin:
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