The Virtual Pub

Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Nick on January 15, 2015, 09:07:50 PM

Title: Miss C goes bionic, like
Post by: Nick on January 15, 2015, 09:07:50 PM
Reports flood in that she is in horsepickle with a new plutonium knee or somesuch. It may be able to fire laser beams and so on. May have to take her some grapes on Tuesday en route to Scunny, possibly in fermented form.
Title: Re: Miss C goes bionic, like
Post by: apc2010 on January 15, 2015, 09:10:42 PM
Send her our best..................oh wait you are going........... rubschin:
Title: Re: Miss C goes bionic, like
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2015, 09:17:08 PM
Send her our best..................oh wait you are going........... rubschin:

Perhaps I should go like...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Miss C goes bionic, like
Post by: apc2010 on January 15, 2015, 09:18:08 PM
Send her our best..................oh wait you are going........... rubschin:

Perhaps I should go like...?  rubschin:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Miss C goes bionic, like
Post by: Steve on January 15, 2015, 11:47:52 PM
Send her our best.................
Yes please send her her all the best.  Will the new fusion powered bits re-enliven her posting powers?
Title: Re: Miss C goes bionic, like
Post by: apc2010 on January 15, 2015, 11:49:23 PM
Send her our best.................
Yes please send her her all the best.  Will the new fusion powered bits re-enliven her posting powers?

Footnotes........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Miss C goes bionic, like
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 15, 2015, 11:55:29 PM
Send her our best.................
Yes please send her her all the best.  Will the new fusion powered bits re-enliven her posting powers?

Footnotes........ rubschin:

 lol:
Title: Re: Miss C goes bionic, like
Post by: Steve on January 16, 2015, 12:00:34 AM
Send her our best.................
Yes please send her her all the best.  Will the new fusion powered bits re-enliven her posting powers?

Footnotes........ rubschin:
For some daft reason that has kicked off the ear worm of that Womack and Womack song  Banghead
Title: Re: Miss C goes bionic, like
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 16, 2015, 11:17:17 AM
Send her our best.................
Yes please send her her all the best.  Will the new fusion powered bits re-enliven her posting powers?

Footnotes........ rubschin:
For some daft reason that has kicked off the ear worm of that Womack and Womack song  Banghead

 Shrugs:
Title: Re: Miss C goes bionic, like
Post by: Steve on January 16, 2015, 12:27:25 PM
You have lived a sheltered life Darwin.   So don't google Footsteps by Womack and Womack (although it's actually titled teardrops)
Title: Re: Miss C goes bionic, like
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 16, 2015, 12:36:16 PM
You have lived a sheltered life Darwin.   So don't google Footsteps by Womack and Womack (although it's actually titled teardrops)

Aha, they are a popular beat combo, not a firm of solicitors.

Got it now  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Miss C goes bionic, like
Post by: Steve on January 16, 2015, 01:15:46 PM
 :thumbsup:

Anyway I do hope Nick and Pastis will be filling Jim's boot with Pinot on Monday (€ now just 77p!) to cheer up Miss C this week.   
Title: Re: Miss C goes bionic, like
Post by: boogs on January 16, 2015, 09:48:06 PM
:thumbsup:

Anyway I do hope Nick and Pastis will be filling Jim's boot with Pinot on Monday (€ now just 77p!) to cheer up Miss C this week.

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Miss C goes bionic, like
Post by: Steve on January 21, 2015, 06:34:12 PM
Reports flood in that she is in horsepickle with a new plutonium knee or somesuch. It may be able to fire laser beams and so on. May have to take her some grapes on Tuesday en route to Scunny, possibly in fermented form.
Any update?  Did you see our much missed Miss C?
Title: Re: Miss C goes bionic, like
Post by: Nick on January 21, 2015, 06:35:01 PM
Home now., Seeing her SUnday maybe
Title: Re: Miss C goes bionic, like
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2015, 06:35:43 PM
Home now., Seeing her SUnday maybe

But she was doing so well....  noooo:
Title: Re: Miss C goes bionic, like
Post by: Steve on January 21, 2015, 06:36:13 PM
Home now., Seeing her SUnday maybe
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Miss C goes bionic, like
Post by: apc2010 on January 21, 2015, 06:37:25 PM
She can use the hound's scooter...... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Miss C goes bionic, like
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2015, 07:08:31 PM
Seeing her Monday. SHe has offered to show me her scar  eyes: eyes:*






























*Tipsy please note
Title: Re: Miss C goes bionic, like
Post by: apc2010 on January 30, 2015, 07:09:29 PM
Seeing her Monday. SHe has offered to show me her scar  eyes: eyes:*






























*Tipsy please note

Is she all working....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Miss C goes bionic, like
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 30, 2015, 08:34:02 PM
Seeing her Monday. SHe has offered to show me her scar  eyes: eyes:*



Has she got an MOT yet?


(Give her my best wishes)
Title: Re: Miss C goes bionic, like
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2015, 08:35:18 PM
She adores a turnip whistle:
Title: Re: Miss C goes bionic, like
Post by: apc2010 on January 30, 2015, 08:37:25 PM
She adores a turnip whistle:

Well you can be the VP veg like........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: Miss C goes bionic, like
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2015, 08:39:53 PM
She adores a turnip whistle:

Why do you think she invited you round...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Miss C goes bionic, like
Post by: Nick on February 02, 2015, 03:33:01 PM
Popped in earlier and found her to be heroically vertical  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:  No change there then  noooo:

I took chewy things for Mr New Dog but he only peeped at me round the corner of a table
Title: Re: Miss C goes bionic, like
Post by: Steve on February 02, 2015, 03:40:35 PM
Title: Re: Miss C goes bionic, like
Post by: apc2010 on February 02, 2015, 03:49:44 PM
Popped in earlier and found her to be heroically vertical  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:  No change there then  noooo:

I took chewy things for Mr New Dog but he only peeped at me round the corner of a table

 Thumbs:  ignore the question on other thread.......
Title: Re: Miss C goes bionic, like
Post by: Nick on February 02, 2015, 03:50:32 PM
Too late.......