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Title: CHristmas tree related injuries
Post by: Nick on January 03, 2015, 11:01:40 AM
 sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: CHristmas tree related injuries
Post by: Barman on January 03, 2015, 12:07:27 PM
sad24: sad24:

Burns....?
Title: Re: CHristmas tree related injuries
Post by: Steve on January 03, 2015, 12:08:06 PM
Not been sitting on it have you?
Title: Re: CHristmas tree related injuries
Post by: Nick on January 03, 2015, 05:04:47 PM
He is no more  eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: CHristmas tree related injuries
Post by: apc2010 on January 03, 2015, 05:06:37 PM
He is no more  eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

Fly-tipping....... noooo:
Title: Re: CHristmas tree related injuries
Post by: Nick on January 03, 2015, 05:08:43 PM
Council FREE collection and recycling scheme  angel1  Though he will blow away unless they are quick rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: CHristmas tree related injuries
Post by: apc2010 on January 03, 2015, 05:10:51 PM
Council FREE collection and recycling scheme  angel1  Though he will blow away unless they are quick rubschin: rubschin:

Wot you get it back next year....... rubschin:
Title: Re: CHristmas tree related injuries
Post by: Nick on January 03, 2015, 05:12:56 PM
The amount of council tax I pay i fecking should  cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: CHristmas tree related injuries
Post by: apc2010 on January 03, 2015, 05:15:17 PM
The amount of council tax I pay i fecking should  cussing: cussing:

Mine has gone up too......... cussing:  146 a year........ noooo:
Title: Re: CHristmas tree related injuries
Post by: Nick on January 03, 2015, 05:16:13 PM
£1200  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: CHristmas tree related injuries
Post by: apc2010 on January 03, 2015, 05:19:15 PM
£1200  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Yeah, but your major didn't fiddle 6 million quid .....(he is in jail )........
Title: Re: CHristmas tree related injuries
Post by: Nick on January 03, 2015, 05:21:06 PM
I haven't got a major rubschin:
Title: Re: CHristmas tree related injuries
Post by: apc2010 on January 03, 2015, 05:22:26 PM
I haven't got a major rubschin:

Bollocks...... Banghead   Miss T is gibbering in my ear....... ::)
Title: Re: CHristmas tree related injuries
Post by: Nick on January 03, 2015, 05:24:49 PM
Send her to M&S  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: CHristmas tree related injuries
Post by: Barman on January 03, 2015, 05:28:58 PM
He is no more  eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

Mr. Tree >>>>> Mr. Stew  noooo:
Title: Re: CHristmas tree related injuries
Post by: apc2010 on January 03, 2015, 05:29:21 PM
Send her to M&S  :thumbsup:

 evil:  no more Xmas is over........
Title: Re: CHristmas tree related injuries
Post by: Nick on January 03, 2015, 05:30:39 PM
She has the habit  noooo:
Title: Re: CHristmas tree related injuries
Post by: apc2010 on January 03, 2015, 05:33:13 PM
She has the habit  noooo:

Miss T a nun...... eeek:
Title: Re: CHristmas tree related injuries
Post by: Nick on January 03, 2015, 05:34:16 PM
SO you have finally driven her to it  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: CHristmas tree related injuries
Post by: Steve on January 03, 2015, 05:42:54 PM
£1200  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
evil: evil: evil:

A lot less than wot we pay

And do I get any more dustbins emptied etc etc?  No
Title: Re: CHristmas tree related injuries
Post by: apc2010 on January 03, 2015, 05:45:19 PM
£1200  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
evil: evil: evil:

A lot less than wot we pay

And do I get any more dustbins emptied etc etc?  No

They only come 3 times a week here....... noooo:  but in fairness they do take anything.....
Title: Re: CHristmas tree related injuries
Post by: Nick on January 03, 2015, 05:50:05 PM
Watch out Foggy and the cats  noooo:
Title: Re: CHristmas tree related injuries
Post by: apc2010 on January 03, 2015, 05:53:44 PM
This/last year there is/were Tipsy type people coming down from the north and taking scrap ..so you can just dump white goods outside and they disappear..... Thumbs:
Title: Re: CHristmas tree related injuries
Post by: Nick on January 03, 2015, 06:06:26 PM
Put her in the fridge  :thumbsup: