The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on December 23, 2014, 03:03:31 PM
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cooking horrors, drunk games, rows, deaths and so on, thread.
All ready like :thumbsup:
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The two-bob bits......... whistle:
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Don't forget mad pyscho ex bitches from the depths of Hades evil:
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What festive fun!! Any more??
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The Boy is reporting he has had a wash NickSick using his new Muck Off teenage boy washing kit. No damage reported as yet from the indoor helichopper I got him eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
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The Boy is reporting he has had a wash NickSick using his new Muck Off teenage boy washing kit. No damage reported as yet from the indoor helichopper I got him eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Could he teach BM............ rubschin: there could be munny in this.........
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The Brat has bought me :
perfume
chocolates
jewellry ( 2 bracelets both wot I like )
a book
an mp3 player
new headphones for mp3 player
Toiletries and bath smellies ( gorgeously lovely)
make up
Shocked: Shocked: Shocked: Shocked: Shocked: Shocked: Shocked: Shocked: Shocked:
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SHe must have done something very bad rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:
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The Brat has bought me :
perfume
chocolates
jewellry ( 2 bracelets both wot I like )
a book
an mp3 player
new headphones for mp3 player
Toiletries and bath smellies ( gorgeously lovely)
make up
Shocked: Shocked: Shocked: Shocked: Shocked: Shocked: Shocked: Shocked: Shocked:
Check your credit card.......... eeek:
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Just had the hottest Bloody Mary Evan!
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Who is Mary Evan? rubschin:
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Just had the hottest Bloody Mary Evan!
Are you in Wales...... rubschin:
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Arse! angry041:
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Just had the hottest Bloody Mary Evan!
Are you in Wales...... rubschin:
lol: lol:
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It's wine o'clock :thumbsup:
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It's wine o'clock :thumbsup:
Thumbs: or brandy coffee......... whistle:
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The helichopper has claimed its first victim eveilgrin:
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The helichopper has claimed its first victim eveilgrin:
Not the swimming pool!
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Christmas tree whistle:
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I am having cufflinks knitted.... rubschin:
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Very nice too Gayer:
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Very nice too Gayer:
evil:
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Very nice too Gayer:
evil:
To stop you buying all the rounds........ ::)
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Very nice too Gayer:
evil:
To stop you buying all the rounds........ ::)
Booze is free like.... cloud9:
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Very nice too Gayer:
evil:
To stop you buying all the rounds........ ::)
Booze is free like.... cloud9:
Should that be in the disarter thread..... rubschin:
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Necessity was the mother of invention......hic
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Necessity was the mother of invention......hic
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BM needs a new nail polish....... noooo:
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You are all my beshtest frens Shocked:
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I have run out of brandy....... evil:
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Stick her in the fridge
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I have run out of brandy....... evil:
point:
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I have run out of brandy....... evil:
point:
I am not wearing nail varnish....... whistle:
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No foul ups here. Well I did have to carve turkey (a fowl up?) - you have no idea how hard it is not to sample a slice or 3. Then CWMBO had some and now won't eat anything else
Did get given a whole stack of beers of the world including from Smugland and haven't had to share any with guests
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No foul ups here. Well I did have to carve turkey (a fowl up?) - you have no idea how hard it is not to sample a slice or 3. Then CWMBO had some and now won't eat anything else
Did get given a whole stack of beers of the world including from Smugland and haven't had to share any with guests
Keo...... rubschin:
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Miss T has put her back out..........not eyes:...before the smutty comments......
So self-service today........ whistle:
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Miss T has put her back out..........not eyes:...before the smutty comments......
So self-service today........ whistle:
happy100 Bless her give her a big hug from me Thumbs: Not to tight tho noooo:
Glad to see you all had successful day yesterday :thumbsup: We did as well except for the neighbour who talked for England ::) When he eventually went we got bladdered and had loads of laughs.
I regret buying Mr B a Piece of Scottish land making him entitled to call himself a Laird or Lord my god he is now milking it big time noooo: noooo: lol:
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No foul ups here. Well I did have to carve turkey (a fowl up?) - you have no idea how hard it is not to sample a slice or 3. Then CWMBO had some and now won't eat anything else
Did get given a whole stack of beers of the world including from Smugland and haven't had to share any with guests
Keo...... rubschin:
yep
Get better soon Misty
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No foul ups here. Well I did have to carve turkey (a fowl up?) - you have no idea how hard it is not to sample a slice or 3. Then CWMBO had some and now won't eat anything else
Did get given a whole stack of beers of the world including from Smugland and haven't had to share any with guests
Keo...... rubschin:
yep
Get better soon Misty
Keo is owned by the church........ ;D true.......
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No foul ups here. Well I did have to carve turkey (a fowl up?) - you have no idea how hard it is not to sample a slice or 3. Then CWMBO had some and now won't eat anything else
Did get given a whole stack of beers of the world including from Smugland and haven't had to share any with guests
Keo...... rubschin:
yep
Get better soon Misty
Keo is owned by the church........ ;D true.......
I like Keo Thumbs: Thumbs: Mr B prefers Leon ;)
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No foul ups here. Well I did have to carve turkey (a fowl up?) - you have no idea how hard it is not to sample a slice or 3. Then CWMBO had some and now won't eat anything else
Did get given a whole stack of beers of the world including from Smugland and haven't had to share any with guests
Keo...... rubschin:
yep
Get better soon Misty
Keo is owned by the church........ ;D true.......
I like Keo Thumbs: Thumbs: Mr B prefers Leon ;)
Leon is on offer everywhere this month....... Thumbs:
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No foul ups here. Well I did have to carve turkey (a fowl up?) - you have no idea how hard it is not to sample a slice or 3. Then CWMBO had some and now won't eat anything else
Did get given a whole stack of beers of the world including from Smugland and haven't had to share any with guests
Keo...... rubschin:
yep
Get better soon Misty
Keo is owned by the church........ ;D true.......
I like Keo Thumbs: Thumbs: Mr B prefers Leon ;)
Leon is on offer everywhere this month....... Thumbs:
Not here it isn't
Santa also brought me heaps of Marmite and 6 bags of Marmite flavour crisps and cashews
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No foul ups here. Well I did have to carve turkey (a fowl up?) - you have no idea how hard it is not to sam
ple a slice or 3. Then CWMBO had some and now won't eat anything else
Did get given a whole stack of beers of the world including from Smugland and haven't had to share any with guests
Keo...... rubschin:
yep
Get better soon Misty
Keo is owned by the church........ ;D true.......
I like Keo Thumbs: Thumbs: Mr B prefers Leon ;)
Leon is on offer everywhere this month....... Thumbs:
Not here it isn't
Santa also brought me heaps of Marmite and 6 bags of Marmite flavour crisps and cashews
Marmite cashews......... rubschin:
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http://youtu.be/Ib0y4OYsqvA (http://youtu.be/Ib0y4OYsqvA)
Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode:
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http://youtu.be/Ib0y4OYsqvA (http://youtu.be/Ib0y4OYsqvA)
Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode:
happy100 Been there ::)
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Well we got as far as 7pm with no disaster pressie and then we get to prisoner pressie exchange session 3 and a box marked Fragile is placed in front of Mrs K and my own badself. We start to open it cautiously and my niece says: it's glasses hand decorated by our (4 year old) daughter
scared2:
thoughts racing: WTF are we going to be able to say without seeming/being heartless leading to a somewhat tense atmosphere and ruining the whole evening?
A glass in bubbly wrap is carefully extracted and slowly unwrapped . . . .
scared2:
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and eeek: really quite good actually. ;D
And then I won the most on the Escalado ;D
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I spent my £10 Boots voucher on soap and toothpaste ::)
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I spent my £10 Boots voucher on soap and toothpaste ::)
I'm sure that's exactly what the sender thought you needed
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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I spent my £10 Boots voucher on soap and toothpaste ::)
I'm sure that's exactly what the sender thought you needed
;D ;D ;D
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
It's only bad when you find yourself unwrapping deodorants and flea powder.
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Like The Boy's "Muck Off" teenage fumigation kit :thumbsup:
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Well we got as far as 7pm with no disaster pressie and then we get to prisoner pressie exchange session 3 and a box marked Fragile is placed in front of Mrs K and my own badself. We start to open it cautiously and my niece says: it's glasses hand decorated by our (4 year old) daughter
scared2:
thoughts racing: WTF are we going to be able to say without seeming/being heartless leading to a somewhat tense atmosphere and ruining the whole evening?
A glass in bubbly wrap is carefully extracted and slowly unwrapped . . . .
scared2:
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and eeek: really quite good actually. ;D
And then I won the most on the Escalado ;D
How nice that they took the time to make something for you? Too easy to buy stuff sometimes.
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Well we got as far as 7pm with no disaster pressie and then we get to prisoner pressie exchange session 3 and a box marked Fragile is placed in front of Mrs K and my own badself. We start to open it cautiously and my niece says: it's glasses hand decorated by our (4 year old) daughter
scared2:
thoughts racing: WTF are we going to be able to say without seeming/being heartless leading to aat tense atmosphere and ruining the whole evening?
A glass in bubbly wrap is carefully extracted and slowly unwrapped . . . .
scared2:
.
.
.
and eeek: really quite good actually. ;D
And then I won the most on the Escalado ;D
How nice that they took the time to make something for you? Too easy to buy stuff sometimes.
Like knitted cuff-links......... Thumbs:
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Well we got as far as 7pm with no disaster pressie and then we get to prisoner pressie exchange session 3 and a box marked Fragile is placed in front of Mrs K and my own badself. We start to open it cautiously and my niece says: it's glasses hand decorated by our (4 year old) daughter
scared2:
thoughts racing: WTF are we going to be able to say without seeming/being heartless leading to aat tense atmosphere and ruining the whole evening?
A glass in bubbly wrap is carefully extracted and slowly unwrapped . . . .
scared2:
.
.
.
and eeek: really quite good actually. ;D
And then I won the most on the Escalado ;D
How nice that they took the time to make something for you? Too easy to buy stuff sometimes.
Like knitted cuff-links......... Thumbs:
Thumbs: Thumbs: redface: redface: That was just the prototype, Woollylink II will be available shortly...
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YOu could make BM a willy warmer. It wouldn't take long.........
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Well we got as far as 7pm with no disaster pressie and then we get to prisoner pressie exchange session 3 and a box marked Fragile is placed in front of Mrs K and my own badself. We start to open it cautiously and my niece says: it's glasses hand decorated by our (4 year old) daughter
scared2:
thoughts racing: WTF are we going to be able to say without seeming/being heartless leading to aat tense atmosphere and ruining the whole evening?
A glass in bubbly wrap is carefully extracted and slowly unwrapped . . . .
scared2:
.
.
.
and eeek: really quite good actually. ;D
And then I won the most on the Escalado ;D
How nice that they took the time to make something for you? Too easy to buy stuff sometimes.
Like knitted cuff-links......... Thumbs:
Thumbs: Thumbs: redface: redface: That was just the prototype, Woollylink II will be available shortly...
There could be munny in this..... rubschin:
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. .How nice that they took the time to make something for you? Too easy to buy stuff sometimes.
:thumbsup:
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No foul ups here. Well I did have to carve turkey (a fowl up?) - you have no idea how hard it is not to sam
ple a slice or 3. Then CWMBO had some and now won't eat anything else
Did get given a whole stack of beers of the world including from Smugland and haven't had to share any with guests
Keo...... rubschin:
yep
Get better soon Misty
Keo is owned by the church........ ;D true.......
I like Keo Thumbs: Thumbs: Mr B prefers Leon ;)
Leon is on offer everywhere this month....... Thumbs:
Not here it isn't
Santa also brought me heaps of Marmite and 6 bags of Marmite flavour crisps and cashews
Marmite cashews......... rubschin:
This should wind you up then
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[This should wind you up then
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It winds me up ~ the picture needs rotating cussing:
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blame tapatalk
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You can't blame Tapatalk Steve, you get what you pay for.... whistle:
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You can't blame Tapatalk Steve, you get what you pay for.... whistle:
cussing:
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[This should wind you up then
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It winds me up ~ the picture needs rotating cussing:
;D
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Opened a "gift" bottle of wine........... sick2: Should have not opened it and took it to BM as a gift....... noooo:
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Opened a "gift" bottle of wine........... sick2: Should have not opened it and took it to BM as a gift....... noooo:
evil:
I got a gift bottle of wine for Xmas.... it had clearly bee 'recycled' from some party or other - it had food splashed all up the label.... noooo:
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Opened a "gift" bottle of wine........... sick2: Should have not opened it and took it to BM as a gift....... noooo:
evil:
I got a gift bottle of wine for Xmas.... it had clearly bee 'recycled' from some party or other - it had food splashed all up the label.... noooo:
Is that all LL got you? happy100
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Opened a "gift" bottle of wine........... sick2: Should have not opened it and took it to BM as a gift....... noooo:
evil:
I got a gift bottle of wine for Xmas.... it had clearly bee 'recycled' from some party or other - it had food splashed all up the label.... noooo:
That Miss A.......... noooo:
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Opened a "gift" bottle of wine........... sick2: Should have not opened it and took it to BM as a gift....... noooo:
evil:
I got a gift bottle of wine for Xmas.... it had clearly bee 'recycled' from some party or other - it had food splashed all up the label.... noooo:
That Miss A.......... noooo:
Not her.... lol:
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All dusted off and ready........ Thumbs:
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eveilgrin:
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Top Tip..if you have kids ...wrap up empty boxes ..and when they are naughty ,,chuck one on the fire or stamp on it .... Thumbs:
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Top Tip..if you have kids ...wrap up empty boxes ..and when they are naughty ,,chuck one on the fire or stamp on it .... Thumbs:
This one...? ::)
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Top Tip..if you have kids ...wrap up empty boxes ..and when they are naughty ,,chuck one on the fire or stamp on it .... Thumbs:
This one...? ::)
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AFFS........ cussing:
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So where is everyone going to be ........ rubschin:
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So where is everyone going to be ........ rubschin:
Miss A's house... cloud9:
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Me and the cats cloud9:
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So where is everyone going to be ........ rubschin:
Miss A's house... cloud9:
What happened to her .... rubschin:
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Me and the cats cloud9:
Thumbs:
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So where is everyone going to be ........ rubschin:
Miss A's house... cloud9:
What happened to her .... rubschin:
She has been very bizzy...
...hopefully she is very bizzy wrapping my prezzies... cloud9:
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So where is everyone going to be ........ rubschin:
Miss A's house... cloud9:
What happened to her .... rubschin:
She has been very bizzy...
...hopefully she is very bizzy wrapping my prezzies... cloud9:
Bioling eggs,,,,,,,, rubschin:
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So where is everyone going to be ........ rubschin:
Miss A's house... cloud9:
What happened to her .... rubschin:
She has been very bizzy...
...hopefully she is very bizzy wrapping my prezzies... cloud9:
Bioling eggs,,,,,,,, rubschin:
Prolly... sadsmiley30:
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So where is everyone going to be ........ rubschin:
Miss A's house... cloud9:
What happened to her .... rubschin:
She has been very bizzy...
...hopefully she is very bizzy wrapping my prezzies... cloud9:
Bioling eggs,,,,,,,, rubschin:
Prolly... sadsmiley30:
Drink more port ........ Thumbs:
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Drink more port ........ Thumbs:
It was the Guinness that did me the last time... redface:
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At home ..hopefully avoiding rows.
I feel there could be many brewing with the kids ..their partners , ex's etc !!!
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At home ..hopefully avoiding rows.
I feel there could be many brewing with the kids ..their partners , ex's etc !!!
Do tell......... rubschin:
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Popcorn: ^
meantime I'm still putting off this damn wrapping
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And so.it begins Banghead
The Brat is at war with her housemate Banghead
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And so.it begins Banghead
The Brat is at war with her housemate Banghead
noooo:
Drink more...... whistle:
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And so.it begins Banghead
The Brat is at war with her housemate Banghead
Is a webcam feed available?
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Someone fell asleep at the table....... noooo:
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During one of BM's jokes? noooo:
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My what did I get that I didn't want was a tattoo (well one of those idiot transfer ones that last a few days)
Arrived at the festivities to be told by my niece everyone had to have one affixed by her daughter- later I discover apparently this meant everyone but her. Five minutes later I have this on my arm
The Pirates
Life
For Me
evil: well I ask you.
A few hours later it said
The P rat s
Life
For Me
evil: evil:
Fear not thinks I, Swarfega will sort it. noooo: and worse it soon said
The P rat s
or Me
However top tip: if you ever get so lumbered they do come off with those alcohol based hand cleaning gels :thumbsup: Thing is do I now tell my mate Ron who last night had at least one still left very visible? rubschin:
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My what did I get that I didn't want was a tattoo (well one of those idiot transfer ones that last a few days)
Arrived at the festivities to be told by my niece everyone had to have one affixed by her daughter- later I discover apparently this meant everyone but her. Five minutes later I have this on my arm
The Pirates
Life
For Me
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Aftershave should get it off... and you will smell nice too...
I recommend Chanel Allure por homme... cloud9:
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All nice and ready, like :thumbsup:
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All nice and ready, like :thumbsup:
Thumbs:
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Big Sis's annual £10 Amzon voucher just arrived in my e mail/ This exactly balances the annual £10 Amazon voucher which will arrive in her inbox shortly angel1
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Big Sis's annual £10 Amzon voucher just arrived in my e mail/ This exactly balances the annual £10 Amazon voucher which will arrive in her inbox shortly angel1
lol: lol: lol:
Aint got nuffink yet... sadsmiley30:
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I have some after shave. I have had a beard since I was 18 ::)
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lol:
I am the only one awake noooo: The Brat remains in a rave induced coma and The Man is asleep
But The Man has made sure I start my day smiling ....not eyes: before your smut drives kick in but this ...
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lol:
I am the only one awake noooo: The Brat remains in a rave induced coma and The Man is asleep
But The Man has made sure I start my day smiling ....not eyes: before your smut drives kick in but this ...
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That'll stain... noooo:
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Be great if it did ..I can buy new things then ;D
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Be great if it did ..I can buy new things then ;D
lol: lol: lol:
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Awwww.... there is a festive sock on the door of the hotel room with chocolate munny, an orange and a candy cane in it... cloud9:
That is a compo claim for a devout muslim like me right there! eveilgrin:
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lol: lol: lol:
Do you get the sandals to go with it as a Christmas pressy?
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lol: lol: lol:
Do you get the sandals to go with it as a Christmas pressy?
lol: lol: lol:
No! evil:
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Be great if it did ..I can buy new things then ;D
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Awwww.... there is a festive sock on the door of the hotel room with chocolate munny, an orange and a candy cane in it... cloud9:
That is a compo claim for a devout muslim like me right there! eveilgrin:
happy001
(You just know that somebody will take issue with it though) evil:
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All good so far. Santa has brought a box full of (15) beers from around the world, loads of foodie things I shouldn't really eat but will, one CD, one DVD, one Private Eye annual and a flight simulator experience ticket
Maybe I was good this year
as if
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Building a Meccano robot... cloud9:
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Male or female?
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Male or female?
Shrugs:
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Building a Meccano robot... cloud9:
Barbot? rubschin:
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Indoor ‘clay pigeon shooting’
I’m winning
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Indoor ‘clay pigeon shooting’
I’m winning
Maybe you could take Baldymort and give him some tips... whistle:
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Indoor ‘clay pigeon shooting’
I’m winning
Maybe you could take Baldymort and give him some tips... whistle:
cussing:
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Indoor ‘clay pigeon shooting’
I’m winning
Maybe you could take Baldymort and give him some tips... whistle:
I doubt it. I did win though and at throwing rings onto the reindeer's antlers
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Pink Sis is on a coach tour of Italy sick2:
The latest hotel supplied a Santa for the guests.
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Jeez.. tell her to keep her handbag close scared2:
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We don't speak angel1
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We don't speak angel1
Semaphore?
That Santa looks more like someone the rozzers should have interviewed under Yew Tree
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[quote autho4r=Nick link=topic=12841.msg650200#msg650200 date=1546182342]
We don't speak angel1
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Just text and send pictures to each other then ? noooo:
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No, Big Sis forwarded it to me. ::)