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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: apc2010 on December 22, 2014, 03:43:10 PM
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All nice n ready......... Thumbs:
I wonder if LL will let him take the quadcoptor........ rubschin:
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All nice n ready......... Thumbs:
I wonder if LL will let him take the quadcoptor........ rubschin:
noooo:
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If someone were to put a GPS tag on him we could track his travels . . . .
. . . and bet on the local alcohol futures markets
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If someone were to put a GPS tag on him we could track his travels . . . .
. . . and bet on the local alcohol futures markets
I'd be long on Efes if I were you..... whistle:
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If someone were to put a GPS tag on him we could track his travels . . . .
. . . and bet on the local alcohol futures markets
I'd be long on Efes if I were you..... whistle:
:thumbsup:
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If someone were to put a GPS tag on him we could track his travels . . . .
. . . and bet on the local alcohol futures markets
I'd be long on Efes if I were you..... whistle:
:thumbsup:
Before you invest ask LL how much he is allowed........ whistle:
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If someone were to put a GPS tag on him we could track his travels . . . .
. . . and bet on the local alcohol futures markets
I'd be long on Efes if I were you..... whistle:
:thumbsup:
Before you invest ask LL how much he is allowed........ whistle:
Wise words, you've played this market before methinks
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If someone were to put a GPS tag on him we could track his travels . . . .
. . . and bet on the local alcohol futures markets
I'd be long on Efes if I were you..... whistle:
:thumbsup:
Before you invest ask LL how much he is allowed........ whistle:
Plus don't forget his early bedtimes, the more BM has to drink the earlier they are going to get. rubschin:
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Maybe he can punch the ex=pat cvnt who booked us for a party who didn't bother to tell us he is fucking off to the north instead.......... cussing: causing us to turn down other bookings.....
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Maybe he can punch the ex=pat cvnt who booked us for a party who didn't bother to tell us he is fucking off to the north instead.......... cussing: causing us to turn down other bookings.....
Not that one I put onto you...? eeek:
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Maybe he can punch the ex=pat cvnt who booked us for a party who didn't bother to tell us he is fucking off to the north instead.......... cussing: causing us to turn down other bookings.....
Not that one I put onto you...? eeek:
No one here...... evil:
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Maybe he can punch the ex=pat cvnt who booked us for a party who didn't bother to tell us he is fucking off to the north instead.......... cussing: causing us to turn down other bookings.....
Not that one I put onto you...? eeek:
No one here...... evil:
Phew! ;D
Loads of people are going over there this year.... the village will be empty....
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Maybe he can punch the ex=pat cvnt who booked us for a party who didn't bother to tell us he is fucking off to the north instead.......... cussing: causing us to turn down other bookings.....
Not that one I put onto you...? eeek:
No one here...... evil:
Phew! ;D
Loads of people are going over there this year.... the village will be empty....
If you could punch anyone who is from Paphos ....... Thumbs:
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Maybe he can punch the ex=pat cvnt who booked us for a party who didn't bother to tell us he is fucking off to the north instead.......... cussing: causing us to turn down other bookings.....
Not that one I put onto you...? eeek:
No one here...... evil:
Phew! ;D
Loads of people are going over there this year.... the village will be empty....
If you could punch anyone who is from Paphos ....... Thumbs:
Job done! boxing
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Is he there yet......... rubschin:
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Howard those Efes shares doing...?
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Howard those Efes shares doing...?
Is Howard ,Mary's wife.......... rubschin:
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Looks like his fingers are drunk noooo:
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Stupid keyboard....
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Liar:
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Stupid keyboard....
Or free booze........ noooo:
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All quiet today....... rubschin:
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At dinner last night I put some chilli sauce on my meat (snigger)....
It was the hottest thing I'd ever tasted.... I thought I was going to die! Shocked:
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Miss A went to bed last night but couldn't get her room door open....
...she was on the wrong floor.... noooo:
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At dinner last night I put some chilli sauce on my meat (snigger)....
It was the hottest thing I'd ever tasted.... I thought I was going to die! Shocked:
Did the word chilli not give you a clue......... ::)
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At dinner last night I put some chilli sauce on my meat (snigger)....
It was the hottest thing I'd ever tasted.... I thought I was going to die! Shocked:
well you will, just maybe not cos of that and hopefully not today or even tomorrow
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At dinner last night I put some chilli sauce on my meat (snigger)....
It was the hottest thing I'd ever tasted.... I thought I was going to die! Shocked:
Did the word chilli not give you a clue......... ::)
Well yes, but I didn't think it would be THAT hot..... noooo:
I nearly passed out..... eeek:
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Miss A went to bed last night but couldn't get her room door open....
...she was on the wrong floor.... noooo:
lol:
No none of the rest of us have ever done that char048 redface:
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Miss A went to bed last night but couldn't get her room door open....
...she was on the wrong floor.... noooo:
;D ;D
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Miss A went to bed last night but couldn't get her room door open....
...she was on the wrong floor.... noooo:
;D ;D
After jiggling the two keys for about ten minutes and getting a member of staff to help the occupier opened the door! happy001
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At dinner last night I put some chilli sauce on my meat (snigger)....
It was the hottest thing I'd ever tasted.... I thought I was going to die! Shocked:
Did the word chilli not give you a clue......... ::)
Well yes, but I didn't think it would be THAT hot..... noooo:
I nearly passed out..... eeek:
Wuss..........and did you bring any back........ eveilgrin:
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At dinner last night I put some chilli sauce on my meat (snigger)....
It was the hottest thing I'd ever tasted.... I thought I was going to die! Shocked:
Did the word chilli not give you a clue......... ::)
Well yes, but I didn't think it would be THAT hot..... noooo:
I nearly passed out..... eeek:
Wuss..........and did you bring any back........ eveilgrin:
No.... you'd need to try and contain it in Cryptonite or something..... noooo:
Honestly, we're talking HOT......
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Great hotel...
It was all dressed up for Christmas, they had a casino, on-line poker, poured free booze down you throat all day....
...but you couldn't get a slice of bacon with your breakfast.... rubschin:
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Miss A went to bed last night but couldn't get her room door open....
...she was on the wrong floor.... noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
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Great hotel...
It was all dressed up for Christmas, they had a casino, on-line poker, poured free booze down you throat all day....
...but you couldn't get a slice of bacon with your breakfast.... rubschin:
It's mainly a Muslim place........ ::)
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Great hotel...
It was all dressed up for Christmas, they had a casino, on-line poker, poured free booze down you throat all day....
...but you couldn't get a slice of bacon with your breakfast.... rubschin:
It's mainly a Muslim place........ ::)
Yes, I realise that you mongtard.... ::)
...my point being that they were happy with all the other stuff but not bacon..... Shrugs:
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Great hotel...
It was all dressed up for Christmas, they had a casino, on-line poker, poured free booze down you throat all day....
...but you couldn't get a slice of bacon with your breakfast.... rubschin:
It's mainly a Muslim place........ ::)
Yes, I realise that you mongtard.... ::)
...my point being that they were happy with all the other stuff but not bacon..... Shrugs:
A religion picking it's rules.........shocking...... ::)
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Afternoon 'snacks'.... eeek:
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Afternoon 'snacks'.... eeek:
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Not a bacon sarnie in sight .........crap......... noooo:
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Afternoon 'snacks'.... eeek:
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:thumbsup:
I've read so many times that Northern Cyprus is a decaying dump, that ain't no dump!
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Afternoon 'snacks'.... eeek:
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:thumbsup:
I've read so many times that Northern Cyprus is a decaying dump, that ain't no dump!
No, it is an amazing place.... Thumbs:
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Which hotel......... rubschin:
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Which hotel......... rubschin:
Merit Crystal Cove....
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Which hotel......... rubschin:
Merit Crystal Cove....
Not everyone was so happy....... eeek:
http://www.kibkomnorthcyprusforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=20670 (http://www.kibkomnorthcyprusforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=20670)
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Which hotel......... rubschin:
Merit Crystal Cove....
Not everyone was so happy....... eeek:
http://www.kibkomnorthcyprusforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=20670 (http://www.kibkomnorthcyprusforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=20670)
lol: lol: lol:
What a whiner! noooo:
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Which hotel......... rubschin:
Merit Crystal Cove....
Not everyone was so happy....... eeek:
http://www.kibkomnorthcyprusforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=20670 (http://www.kibkomnorthcyprusforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=20670)
lol: lol: lol:
What a whiner! noooo:
I just read no kids.......... Thumbs:
The Malpas didn't rate any better ...run out of food....... ;D
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Thought the mod's thread closer was very good. Very politely but firmly conveying that this was a customer fuck up, not the hotel.
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Thought the mod's thread closer was very good. Very politely but firmly conveying that this was a customer fuck up, not the hotel.
Quite! Thumbs:
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Was v funny to watch BM with the chilli sauce......
I am not usually a fan of the North, but I have to say after a splendid 3 days and nights that they can teach us all in the south thing or two about service, hospitality and value. Could make the room numbers a bit bigger tho..... redface:
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Was v funny to watch BM with the chilli sauce......
I am not usually a fan of the North, but I have to say after a splendid 3 days and nights that they can teach us all in the south thing or two about service, hospitality and value. Could make the room numbers a bit bigger tho..... redface:
point:
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Was v funny to watch BM with the chilli sauce......
I am not usually a fan of the North, but I have to say after a splendid 3 days and nights that they can teach us all in the south thing or two about service, hospitality and value. Could make the room numbers a bit bigger tho..... redface:
point:
Was a bit embarrassing redface: redface: Saw the bloke at brekkie as well.....
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Was v funny to watch BM with the chilli sauce......
I am not usually a fan of the North, but I have to say after a splendid 3 days and nights that they can teach us all in the south thing or two about service, hospitality and value. Could make the room numbers a bit bigger tho..... redface:
point:
Was a bit embarrassing redface: redface: Saw the bloke at brekkie as well.....
You were on holiday with BM .......how much more embarrassing can it get......... whistle:
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Was v funny to watch BM with the chilli sauce......
I am not usually a fan of the North, but I have to say after a splendid 3 days and nights that they can teach us all in the south thing or two about service, hospitality and value. Could make the room numbers a bit bigger tho..... redface:
point:
Was a bit embarrassing redface: redface: Saw the bloke at brekkie as well.....
You were on holiday with BM .......how much more embarrassing can it get......... whistle:
Oi! cussing:
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Was v funny to watch BM with the chilli sauce......
I am not usually a fan of the North, but I have to say after a splendid 3 days and nights that they can teach us all in the south thing or two about service, hospitality and value. Could make the room numbers a bit bigger tho..... redface:
point:
Was a bit embarrassing redface: redface: Saw the bloke at brekkie as well.....
You were on holiday with BM .......how much more embarrassing can it get......... whistle:
Oi! cussing:
Knitted cuff-links n hot sauce .........I rest my case............. whistle:
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happy001
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Was v funny to watch BM with the chilli sauce......
I am not usually a fan of the North, but I have to say after a splendid 3 days and nights that they can teach us all in the south thing or two about service, hospitality and value. Could make the room numbers a bit bigger tho..... redface:
point:
Was a bit embarrassing redface: redface: Saw the bloke at brekkie as well.....
You were on holiday with BM .......how much more embarrassing can it get......... whistle:
Oi! cussing:
Knitted cuff-links n hot sauce .........I rest my case............. whistle:
Miss A knitted them it..... noooo:
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Was v funny to watch BM with the chilli sauce......
I am not usually a fan of the North, but I have to say after a splendid 3 days and nights that they can teach us all in the south thing or two about service, hospitality and value. Could make the room numbers a bit bigger tho..... redface:
point:
Was a bit embarrassing redface: redface: Saw the bloke at brekkie as well.....
You were on holiday with BM .......how much more embarrassing can it get......... whistle:
Oi! cussing:
Knitted cuff-links n hot sauce .........I rest my case............. whistle:
True, especially when he was going to go into the turkish bath without his bathers noooo: noooo: Managed to rescue him just in the nick of time Thumbs:
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point: point: point: point: sick2:
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Was v funny to watch BM with the chilli sauce......
I am not usually a fan of the North, but I have to say after a splendid 3 days and nights that they can teach us all in the south thing or two about service, hospitality and value. Could make the room numbers a bit bigger tho..... redface:
point:
Was a bit embarrassing redface: redface: Saw the bloke at brekkie as well.....
You were on holiday with BM .......how much more embarrassing can it get......... whistle:
Oi! cussing:
Knitted cuff-links n hot sauce .........I rest my case............. whistle:
True, especially when he was going to go into the turkish bath without his bathers noooo: noooo: Managed to rescue him just in the nick of time Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
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Was v funny to watch BM with the chilli sauce......
I am not usually a fan of the North, but I have to say after a splendid 3 days and nights that they can teach us all in the south thing or two about service, hospitality and value. Could make the room numbers a bit bigger tho..... redface:
point:
Was a bit embarrassing redface: redface: Saw the bloke at brekkie as well.....
You were on holiday with BM .......how much more embarrassing can it get......... whistle:
Oi! cussing:
Knitted cuff-links n hot sauce .........I rest my case............. whistle:
True, especially when he was going to go into the turkish bath without his bathers noooo: noooo: Managed to rescue him just in the nick of time Thumbs:
The cuff-link covered it up.......... ::)
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Was v funny to watch BM with the chilli sauce......
I am not usually a fan of the North, but I have to say after a splendid 3 days and nights that they can teach us all in the south thing or two about service, hospitality and value. Could make the room numbers a bit bigger tho..... redface:
point:
Was a bit embarrassing redface: redface: Saw the bloke at brekkie as well.....
You were on holiday with BM .......how much more embarrassing can it get......... whistle:
Oi! cussing:
Knitted cuff-links n hot sauce .........I rest my case............. whistle:
True, especially when he was going to go into the turkish bath without his bathers noooo: noooo: Managed to rescue him just in the nick of time Thumbs:
redface:
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Was v funny to watch BM with the chilli sauce......
I am not usually a fan of the North, but I have to say after a splendid 3 days and nights that they can teach us all in the south thing or two about service, hospitality and value. Could make the room numbers a bit bigger tho..... redface:
point:
Was a bit embarrassing redface: redface: Saw the bloke at brekkie as well.....
You were on holiday with BM .......how much more embarrassing can it get......... whistle:
Oi! cussing:
Knitted cuff-links n hot sauce .........I rest my case............. whistle:
True, especially when he was going to go into the turkish bath without his bathers noooo: noooo: Managed to rescue him just in the nick of time Thumbs:
The cuff-link covered it up.......... ::)
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