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Title: Poorly ear
Post by: Nick on December 22, 2014, 07:09:04 AM
 evil: evil:  Got to get to the quackter to be first in the queue  NickSick
Title: Re: Poorly ear
Post by: Barman on December 22, 2014, 08:17:00 AM
evil: evil:  Got to get to the quackter to be first in the queue  NickSick

WHAT?
Title: Re: Poorly ear
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 22, 2014, 10:04:31 AM
You were warned.

First the RSI and now this.  noooo:
Title: Re: Poorly ear
Post by: Steve on December 22, 2014, 11:02:33 AM
Poorly ears are often painful poorly ears so hope it gets sorted quick.

Did they give you a big bag of medicine to lug back home like?
Title: Re: Poorly ear
Post by: Barman on December 22, 2014, 11:06:39 AM
Poorly ears are often painful poorly ears so hope it gets sorted quick.

Did they give you a big bag of medicine to lug back home like?

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Poorly ear
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 22, 2014, 02:09:33 PM
You were warned.

First the RSI and now this.  noooo:

I thought he got an RSA  ;)
Title: Re: Poorly ear
Post by: Nick on December 22, 2014, 09:53:07 PM
QUack prescribed antibiotics, ear drops and, oddly, three Brazil nuts a day  rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: Poorly ear
Post by: apc2010 on December 22, 2014, 09:57:53 PM
QUack prescribed antibiotics, ear drops and, oddly, three Brazil nuts a day  rubschin: rubschin:

No mouthwash......... eeek:

how big are your ears to fit 3 brazil nuts in......... eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Poorly ear
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 23, 2014, 12:30:34 AM
QUack prescribed antibiotics, ear drops and, oddly, three Brazil nuts a day  rubschin: rubschin:

Nick goes Nuclear (http://chemistry.about.com/od/foodcookingchemistry/tp/10-Common-Naturally-Radioactive-Foods.htm)
Title: Re: Poorly ear
Post by: Steve on December 23, 2014, 12:42:54 AM
QUack prescribed antibiotics, ear drops and, oddly, three Brazil nuts a day  rubschin: rubschin:

Nick goes Nuclear (http://chemistry.about.com/od/foodcookingchemistry/tp/10-Common-Naturally-Radioactive-Foods.htm)

 eeek:  amazing

what could postibly go wrong . . . . . . Explode:
Title: Re: Poorly ear
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 23, 2014, 09:30:31 AM
What happens if you have 4 ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Poorly ear
Post by: Nick on December 23, 2014, 09:32:25 AM
He said they contain arsenic and he didn't want to "do a  Shipman" eeek: eeek: scared2:
Title: Re: Poorly ear
Post by: Barman on December 23, 2014, 09:36:04 AM
He said they contain arsenic and he didn't want to "do a  Shipman" eeek: eeek: scared2:

Try it like....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Poorly ear
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 23, 2014, 10:24:46 AM
He said they contain arsenic and he didn't want to "do a  Shipman" eeek: eeek: scared2:

What - turn you to paste ?
Title: Re: Poorly ear
Post by: Barman on December 23, 2014, 10:26:47 AM
He said they contain arsenic and he didn't want to "do a  Shipman" eeek: eeek: scared2:

What - turn you to paste ?

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Poorly ear
Post by: Nick on December 23, 2014, 10:35:00 AM
 sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: Poorly ear
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 26, 2014, 09:18:09 AM
He said they contain arsenic and he didn't want to "do a  Shipman" eeek: eeek: scared2:

What - turn you to paste ?

 drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Poorly ear
Post by: Steve on December 26, 2014, 10:53:44 AM

He said they contain arsenic and he didn't want to "do a  Shipman" eeek: eeek: scared2:

What - turn you to paste ?

 drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll:
drumroll:  drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Poorly ear
Post by: Nick on December 29, 2014, 11:21:25 AM
All betterer  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:  It was them Brazil nuts  rubschin:
Title: Re: Poorly ear
Post by: Steve on December 29, 2014, 11:41:59 AM
Title: Re: Poorly ear
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2015, 08:28:59 AM
I am back on the Penicillin  NickSick
Title: Re: Poorly ear
Post by: boogs on June 27, 2015, 08:14:47 PM
 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Poorly ear
Post by: Nick on October 13, 2015, 01:58:28 PM
SO, HOW can I get another sodding ear infection whilst 3 months into a 2 year course of Penicilin? Eh?? cussing: cussing: cussing: sad24:
Title: Re: Poorly ear
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 13, 2015, 02:06:52 PM
SO, HOW can I get another sodding ear infection whilst 3 months into a 2 year course of Penicilin? Eh?? cussing: cussing: cussing: sad24:

Simple. When there is very little of substance between said ears,  infection is a likely outcome.

Glad to have been of service
Title: Re: Poorly ear
Post by: Nick on October 13, 2015, 02:08:01 PM
I will be at Gatwick on Thursday and may be armed  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Poorly ear
Post by: Barman on October 13, 2015, 02:13:15 PM
SO, HOW can I get another sodding ear infection whilst 3 months into a 2 year course of Penicilin? Eh?? cussing: cussing: cussing: sad24:

Simple. When there is very little of substance between said ears,  infection is a likely outcome.

Glad to have been of service

happy001
Title: Re: Poorly ear
Post by: Nick on October 13, 2015, 02:14:44 PM
It hurts  sad24:
Title: Re: Poorly ear
Post by: Barman on October 13, 2015, 02:16:09 PM
It hurts  sad24:

The truth....? happy100
Title: Re: Poorly ear
Post by: apc2010 on October 13, 2015, 03:33:11 PM
SO, HOW can I get another sodding ear infection whilst 3 months into a 2 year course of Penicilin? Eh?? cussing: cussing: cussing: sad24:

Simple. When there is very little of substance between said ears,  infection is a likely outcome.

Glad to have been of service

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Poorly ear
Post by: Steve on October 14, 2015, 09:26:46 AM
Oh woes Nick.  All that pain and people like me going  lol: lol: lol: at the jokes


 redface:
Title: Re: Poorly ear
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 14, 2015, 02:38:44 PM
SO, HOW can I get another sodding ear infection whilst 3 months into a 2 year course of Penicilin? Eh?? cussing: cussing: cussing: sad24:

[SeriousMode] Simple answer there, the over prescription of antibiotics has led to an explosion in the numbers of resistant strains. Sounds like you've got one of them [/SeriousMode]

The only other reason I can think of is that nature abhors a vacuum...  rubschin: