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Title: Christmas Cracker Time.......
Post by: apc2010 on December 13, 2014, 04:06:21 PM: How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet................ Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Christmas Cracker Time.......
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2014, 08:20:25 PM: tunble:
Title: Re: Christmas Cracker Time.......
Post by: apc2010 on December 13, 2014, 08:21:51 PM: Quote from: Barman on December 13, 2014, 08:20:25 PM
tunble:

Xmas joke....... evil:
Title: Re: Christmas Cracker Time.......
Post by: Steve on December 13, 2014, 10:02:41 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on December 13, 2014, 04:06:21 PM
How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet................ Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:
lol:
Title: Re: Christmas Cracker Time.......
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 14, 2014, 03:43:51 AM: Quote from: apc2010 on December 13, 2014, 08:21:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 13, 2014, 08:20:25 PM
tunble:

Xmas joke....... evil:

Dusting off the really old jokes you say... rubschin:
Title: Re: Christmas Cracker Time.......
Post by: Nick on December 15, 2014, 03:11:11 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimg.org%2Fs9zn4g4dt%2Fthree_kings.jpg&hash=e784f64ccc83476bb988759185d3a61a7a0f1a80) (http://postimg.org/image/s9zn4g4dt/)
Title: Re: Christmas Cracker Time.......
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2014, 03:12:55 PM: Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on December 15, 2014, 03:11:11 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimg.org%2Fs9zn4g4dt%2Fthree_kings.jpg&hash=e784f64ccc83476bb988759185d3a61a7a0f1a80) (http://postimg.org/image/s9zn4g4dt/)

The monster wasn't called Frankenstein..... ::)
Title: Re: Christmas Cracker Time.......
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 15, 2014, 04:07:46 PM: Was it called Frankincense then ?
Title: Re: Christmas Cracker Time.......
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2014, 04:09:58 PM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on December 15, 2014, 04:07:46 PM
Was it called Frankincense then ?

Thassit..... ::)
Title: Re: Christmas Cracker Time.......
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 15, 2014, 05:27:26 PM: Quote from: Barman on December 15, 2014, 04:09:58 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on December 15, 2014, 04:07:46 PM
Was it called Frankincense then ?

Thassit..... ::)

'Myrrh' always sounds like a cat with a hare-lip.
Title: Re: Christmas Cracker Time.......
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2014, 05:36:53 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 15, 2014, 05:27:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 15, 2014, 04:09:58 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on December 15, 2014, 04:07:46 PM
Was it called Frankincense then ?

Thassit..... ::)

'Myrrh' always sounds like a cat with a hare-lip.

;D
Title: Re: Christmas Cracker Time.......
Post by: Baldy on December 15, 2014, 07:58:55 PM: Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on December 15, 2014, 03:11:11 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimg.org%2Fs9zn4g4dt%2Fthree_kings.jpg&hash=e784f64ccc83476bb988759185d3a61a7a0f1a80) (http://postimg.org/image/s9zn4g4dt/)

lol: .....even if nobody else can manage to go along with it. Thumbs:
Title: Re: Christmas Cracker Time.......
Post by: apc2010 on December 15, 2014, 08:06:17 PM: Quote from: Baldy on December 15, 2014, 07:58:55 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on December 15, 2014, 03:11:11 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimg.org%2Fs9zn4g4dt%2Fthree_kings.jpg&hash=e784f64ccc83476bb988759185d3a61a7a0f1a80) (http://postimg.org/image/s9zn4g4dt/)

lol: .....even if nobody else can manage to go along with it. Thumbs:

;D ;D
Title: Re: Christmas Cracker Time.......
Post by: Steve on December 15, 2014, 11:18:06 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on December 15, 2014, 08:06:17 PM
Quote from: Baldy on December 15, 2014, 07:58:55 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on December 15, 2014, 03:11:11 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimg.org%2Fs9zn4g4dt%2Fthree_kings.jpg&hash=e784f64ccc83476bb988759185d3a61a7a0f1a80) (http://postimg.org/image/s9zn4g4dt/)

lol: .....even if nobody else can manage to go along with it. Thumbs:

;D ;D
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Christmas Cracker Time.......
Post by: apc2010 on December 21, 2014, 12:49:01 PM: WANTED: Assistant required to fill hourglasses with sand...........

No timewasters..........
Title: Re: Christmas Cracker Time.......
Post by: Steve on December 21, 2014, 01:07:28 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on December 21, 2014, 12:49:01 PM
WANTED: Assistant required to fill hourglasses with sand...........

No timewasters..........
lol:
Title: Re: Christmas Cracker Time.......
Post by: Barman on December 21, 2014, 02:17:26 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on December 21, 2014, 12:49:01 PM
WANTED: Assistant required to fill hourglasses with sand...........

No timewasters..........

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Christmas Cracker Time.......
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 22, 2014, 09:56:41 AM: Quote from: Steve on December 21, 2014, 01:07:28 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 21, 2014, 12:49:01 PM
WANTED: Assistant required to fill hourglasses with sand...........

No timewasters..........
lol:
lol: lol: