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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on November 27, 2014, 09:40:48 PM
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and then leaves them alone, like, after forking out £280 Shocked: Shocked: Shocked: Shocked: for lunch so they can get shagging asap Shocked: Shocked:
Pics to follow, I fear Shocked:
Nice lunch though cloud9:
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Popcorn:
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Me too eeek: I need updates and pics and everyfink cussing: cussing:
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And....... rubschin:
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Popcorn:
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Out with work mates last night then get a call from The Brat.
"Mum some bloke keeps ringing the house ...he has rung about 12 times . I dont know who it is ! Are you having spme kind of affair eeek: "
Check number and it is Nick
I assured her it was not a madman happy001
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Out with work mates last night then get a call from The Brat.
"Mum some bloke keeps ringing the house ...he has rung about 12 times . I dont know who it is ! Are you having spme kind of affair eeek: "
Check number and it is Nick
I assured her it was not a madman happy001
How could you lie to your own daughter....? noooo:
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evil:
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happy001
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evil: evil:
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The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
... an' I thought you were good at spellink doh:
Anyways, thanks Nick ... ;)
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You took the food pics!! Where are they?
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Pasty! cloud9:
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(https://www.mediafire.com/convkey/fe8e/9gbav8q3mce998z6g.jpg)
(https://www.mediafire.com/convkey/6778/d84d6atsycce92r6g.jpg)
(https://www.mediafire.com/convkey/61a0/yvfftoiaisdyb9t6g.jpg)
Whose is whose rubschin:
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Top one is mine (venison with chestnut puree cloud9:)
Second one is your chicken
Third is Suzi's haddock with an poached egg, like
Where are the yummy puds??????
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Drool:
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Get LL to replicate them like. :thumbsup:
happy001 happy001
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sad32: sad32: sad32:
rubschin:
You could take me there when I come over! Thumbs:
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I think I am busy that day angel1
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I think I am busy that day angel1
I haven't told you when it is yet! cussing:
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redface:
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redface:
Precisely.... evil:
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Still waiting for mug shots and a bulletin from Pasties rubschin:
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Still waiting for mug shots and a bulletin from Pasties rubschin:
He is probably too tired, whistle:
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rubschin: rubschin:
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Yay!! Me (looking ruff) Pasties and the luvly Suzi yesterday. Must buy an new hat!! cloud9:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs23.postimg.org%2F6gcnp126f%2Flunch12.jpg&hash=2fc0e07b6f73d6ce2389095ff6601002b25d6f6c) (http://postimg.org/image/6gcnp126f/)
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Yay!! Me (looking ruff) Pasties and the luvly Suzi yesterday. Must buy an new hat!! cloud9:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs23.postimg.org%2F6gcnp126f%2Flunch12.jpg&hash=2fc0e07b6f73d6ce2389095ff6601002b25d6f6c) (http://postimg.org/image/6gcnp126f/)
Did the tramp come back for that jacket on your chair...? rubschin:
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No noooo: noooo: Tipsy ran off when she heard the sirens. I ate her pudding cloud9:
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Nicholas appears to have rung The Brat again several times tonight rubschin:
Even started explaining that we are distant cousins, no not really just shared a surname, etc etc etc
Then tells her we are not having an affair eeek:
"Who is he " she asks bemused ....where to start noooo:
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Just tell her to imagine a real life Mr Bean of dubious sanity and that he is from a part of the family that nobody talks about. whistle:
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Nicholas appears to have rung The Brat again several times tonight rubschin:
Even started explaining that we are distant cousins, no not really just shared a surname, etc etc etc
Then tells her we are not having an affair eeek:
"Who is he " she asks bemused ....where to start noooo:
Send her that picture in Reply #25....
...that should do it! Thumbs:
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Or call Operation Yewtree you say rubschin:
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Or call Operation Yewtree you say rubschin:
I couldn't possibly comment.... whistle:
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I didn't "phone the Brat" cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: I tried to phone Miss D to give her all the goss on Pasties forthcoming engagement ::) ::)
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I didn't "phone the Brat" cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: I tried to phone Miss D to give her all the goss on Pasties forthcoming engagement ::) ::)
And therefore M'lud it is clear that my client was simply being a mongtard fishwife and not acting inappropriately. The defence rests. whistle:
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No noooo: noooo: Tipsy ran off when she heard the sirens. I ate her pudding cloud9:
Were all your good shirts at the laundry? rubschin:
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I was hot cussing: cussing: cussing:
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You could have fooled me. whistle:
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sad32: sad32: sad32:
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lol: Not its worth more than that...
happy001
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Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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No noooo: noooo: Tipsy ran off when she heard the sirens. I ate her pudding cloud9:
Were all your good shirts at the laundry? rubschin:
happy001
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evil:
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Does the shagtastic gerl know you have described her as a shagtastic gerl like....? whistle:
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evil:
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Does the shagtastic gerl know you have described her as a shagtastic gerl like....? whistle:
Facebook you say.......... rubschin:
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Does the shagtastic gerl know you have described her as a shagtastic gerl like....? whistle:
Facebook you say.......... rubschin:
I couldn't possibly comment like..... whistle:
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Presently advising Pasties on dating venues and stuff............ whistle:
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Presently advising Pasties on dating venues and stuff............ whistle:
I shall advise my friend shagtastic.... Thumbs:
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SHe unfriended you point: point:
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SHe unfriended you point: point:
Did you make her...? in case I grassed you up...? ::)
I can still send her messages.... whistle:
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Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
whistle:
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Pastis is here.......... rubschin:
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Indeed, and takes a dim view on unwarranted interventions. Wooden spoon >>> back in the kitchen drawer.
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Indeed, and takes a dim view on unwarranted interventions. Wooden spoon >>> back in the kitchen drawer.
All put away nicely like.... Thumbs:
...next to your sense of humour...... ::)