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Title: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2014, 09:40:48 PM
and then leaves them alone, like, after forking out £280  Shocked: Shocked: Shocked: Shocked:  for lunch so they can get shagging asap  Shocked: Shocked:

Pics to follow, I fear  Shocked:

Nice lunch though  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Steve on November 27, 2014, 10:35:23 PM
Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2014, 10:38:17 PM
Me too  eeek:  I need updates and pics and everyfink  cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, lik
Post by: apc2010 on November 28, 2014, 04:46:25 AM
And....... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2014, 06:59:42 AM
Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 28, 2014, 07:56:23 AM
Out with work mates last night then get a call from The Brat.

"Mum some bloke keeps ringing the house ...he has rung about 12 times . I dont know who it is ! Are you having spme kind of affair  eeek: "

Check number and it is Nick

I assured her it was not a madman happy001
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2014, 08:00:33 AM
Out with work mates last night then get a call from The Brat.

"Mum some bloke keeps ringing the house ...he has rung about 12 times . I dont know who it is ! Are you having spme kind of affair  eeek: "

Check number and it is Nick

I assured her it was not a madman happy001

How could you lie to your own daughter....?   noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2014, 08:27:57 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Steve on November 28, 2014, 08:32:24 AM
happy001
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2014, 08:33:40 AM
 evil: evil:
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Pastis on November 28, 2014, 09:41:53 AM
Quote
The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,

... an' I thought you were good at spellink  doh:

Anyways, thanks Nick ...  ;)
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2014, 09:47:12 AM
You took the food pics!! Where are they?
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2014, 09:48:51 AM
Pasty!  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Pastis on November 28, 2014, 10:56:52 AM
(https://www.mediafire.com/convkey/fe8e/9gbav8q3mce998z6g.jpg)

(https://www.mediafire.com/convkey/6778/d84d6atsycce92r6g.jpg)

(https://www.mediafire.com/convkey/61a0/yvfftoiaisdyb9t6g.jpg)

Whose is whose   rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2014, 10:58:35 AM
Top one is mine (venison with chestnut puree  cloud9:)
Second one is your chicken
Third is Suzi's haddock with an poached egg, like

Where are the yummy puds??????
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2014, 11:00:44 AM
Drool:
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2014, 11:01:48 AM
Get LL to replicate them like. :thumbsup:














































 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2014, 11:32:07 AM
 sad32: sad32: sad32:

 rubschin:

You could take me there when I come over!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2014, 11:36:42 AM
I think I am busy that day  angel1
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2014, 11:38:56 AM
I think I am busy that day  angel1

I haven't told you when it is yet!  cussing:
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2014, 11:40:14 AM
 redface:
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2014, 11:45:57 AM
redface:

Precisely....  evil:
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2014, 11:47:34 AM
Still waiting for mug shots and a bulletin from Pasties  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 28, 2014, 01:49:56 PM
Still waiting for mug shots and a bulletin from Pasties  rubschin:
He is probably too tired,  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2014, 01:51:19 PM
 rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2014, 06:29:41 PM
Yay!! Me (looking ruff) Pasties and the luvly Suzi yesterday. Must buy an new hat!!  cloud9:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs23.postimg.org%2F6gcnp126f%2Flunch12.jpg&hash=2fc0e07b6f73d6ce2389095ff6601002b25d6f6c) (http://postimg.org/image/6gcnp126f/)
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2014, 07:34:49 PM
Yay!! Me (looking ruff) Pasties and the luvly Suzi yesterday. Must buy an new hat!!  cloud9:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs23.postimg.org%2F6gcnp126f%2Flunch12.jpg&hash=2fc0e07b6f73d6ce2389095ff6601002b25d6f6c) (http://postimg.org/image/6gcnp126f/)

Did the tramp come back for that jacket on your chair...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2014, 07:41:07 PM
No  noooo: noooo:  Tipsy ran off when she heard the sirens. I ate her pudding  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 28, 2014, 10:35:15 PM
Nicholas appears to have rung The Brat again several times tonight  rubschin:

Even started explaining that we are distant cousins, no not really just shared a surname, etc etc etc

Then tells her we are not having an affair  eeek:

"Who is he " she asks bemused ....where to start  noooo:

Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 28, 2014, 11:15:04 PM
Just tell her to imagine a real life Mr Bean of dubious sanity and that he is from a part of the family that nobody talks about.  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2014, 07:15:47 AM
Nicholas appears to have rung The Brat again several times tonight  rubschin:

Even started explaining that we are distant cousins, no not really just shared a surname, etc etc etc

Then tells her we are not having an affair  eeek:

"Who is he " she asks bemused ....where to start  noooo:

Send her that picture in Reply #25....

...that should do it!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 29, 2014, 08:46:29 AM
Or call Operation Yewtree you say  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2014, 08:55:08 AM
Or call Operation Yewtree you say  rubschin:

I couldn't possibly comment....  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Nick on November 29, 2014, 09:05:18 AM
I didn't "phone the Brat"  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:  I tried to phone Miss D to give her all the goss on Pasties forthcoming engagement  ::) ::)
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 29, 2014, 09:51:01 AM
I didn't "phone the Brat"  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:  I tried to phone Miss D to give her all the goss on Pasties forthcoming engagement  ::) ::)

And therefore M'lud it is clear that my client was simply being a mongtard fishwife and not acting inappropriately. The defence rests.  whistle: 
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 29, 2014, 10:10:34 AM
No  noooo: noooo:  Tipsy ran off when she heard the sirens. I ate her pudding  cloud9:


Were all your good shirts at the laundry?   rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Nick on November 29, 2014, 10:13:15 AM
I was hot  cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 29, 2014, 10:14:49 AM
You could have fooled me.  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Nick on November 29, 2014, 10:15:56 AM
 sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 29, 2014, 10:17:19 AM
 lol:   Not its worth more than that...


 happy001
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Nick on November 29, 2014, 10:18:34 AM
 Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2014, 10:19:04 AM
No  noooo: noooo:  Tipsy ran off when she heard the sirens. I ate her pudding  cloud9:


Were all your good shirts at the laundry?   rubschin:

happy001
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Nick on November 29, 2014, 10:19:24 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2014, 10:20:41 AM
Does the shagtastic gerl know you have described her as a shagtastic gerl like....?  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Nick on November 29, 2014, 10:21:22 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, lik
Post by: apc2010 on November 29, 2014, 12:53:44 PM
Does the shagtastic gerl know you have described her as a shagtastic gerl like....?  whistle:

Facebook you say.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, lik
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2014, 12:54:55 PM
Does the shagtastic gerl know you have described her as a shagtastic gerl like....?  whistle:

Facebook you say.......... rubschin:

I couldn't possibly comment like.....  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Nick on November 29, 2014, 05:37:24 PM
Presently advising Pasties on dating venues and stuff............ whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2014, 05:40:01 PM
Presently advising Pasties on dating venues and stuff............ whistle:

I shall advise my friend shagtastic....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Nick on November 29, 2014, 05:41:03 PM
SHe unfriended you  point: point:
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2014, 05:43:04 PM
SHe unfriended you  point: point:

Did you make her...? in case I grassed you up...? ::)

I can still send her messages....  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Nick on November 29, 2014, 05:43:56 PM
 Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2014, 05:44:32 PM
Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:

 whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, lik
Post by: apc2010 on November 30, 2014, 05:43:57 PM
Pastis is here.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Pastis on November 30, 2014, 05:52:16 PM
Indeed, and takes a dim view on unwarranted interventions.  Wooden spoon >>> back in the kitchen drawer. 
Title: Re: The all new Nick takes Pasties out on a blind date with shagtastic gerl, like,
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2014, 06:52:07 PM
Indeed, and takes a dim view on unwarranted interventions.  Wooden spoon >>> back in the kitchen drawer.

All put away nicely like....  Thumbs:


...next to your sense of humour...... ::)