The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on November 12, 2014, 04:08:29 PM
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So the phone rings
"Ah, Mr Nick!! Are you available? We have a client who needs your any expert skills asap cos they are in a bit of a pickle, like, and are you interested?"
Me: "Go on""
"Dead urgent, three days a week indefinitely and £600 a day paid to your company so you escape tax, like. Can you start Monday"?
Me: rubschin: rubschin: Where?
"Scunthorpe" evil: evil:
I shall now dust off the klaxon for all your many Scunthorpe related witticisms ::)
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So the phone rings
"Ah, Mr Nick!! Are you available? We have a client who needs your any expert skills asap cos they are in a bit of a pickle, like, and are you interested?"
Me: "Go on""
"Dead urgent, three days a week indefinitely and £600 a day paid to your company so you escape tax, like. Can you start Monday"?
Me: rubschin: rubschin: Where?
"Scunthorpe" evil: evil:
I shall now dust off the klaxon for all your many Scunthorpe related witticisms ::)
Too many........ noooo: But as BM is going to Thorpe ..there maybe something there...... rubschin:
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Some sort of prefix, perhaps rubschin:
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::)
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Scunthorpe shutup: Spent a week there one day ::)
Think positive tho not too far to travel ..... eeek:
There may be lots of desperate single wimmin there angel1
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Scunthorpe shutup: Spent a week there one day ::)
Think positive tho not too far to travel ..... eeek:
There may be lots of desperate single wimmin there angel1
lol: lol: lol:
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So the money laundering shite begins ::)
Company certificate
PI insurance
Utility bills
Passport scan
Driving licence scan
DBS cert
Sperm sample
etc.
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How many miles/hours a day commuting? I had to look up where Scunthorpe was - I thought it was near Crewe redface:
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140 mile round trip, so 3 days a week = 2 nights a week in an hotel + eating out (expenses) rubschin:
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140 mile round trip, so 3 days a week = 2 nights a week in an hotel + eating out (expenses) rubschin:
I daren't ask what Scunthorpe hotels are like
I used to do a 140 miles a day round trip 4 days out of 5, got quite used to it in the end. British radio is the best.
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I did 140 miles a day 5 days a week as Steve says it is ok if you keep occupied Radio 4 and talking books with some Radio 2 and Smooth helped Thumbs:
I have to say I didn't think it was that far eeek:
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I did 140 miles a day 5 days a week as Steve says it is ok if you keep occupied Radio 4 and talking books with some Radio 2 and Smooth helped Thumbs:
I have to say I didn't think it was that far eeek:
You and Steve didn't drive an owld Sierra tho did you....? noooo:
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horn: horn:
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I did 140 miles a day 5 days a week as Steve says it is ok if you keep occupied Radio 4 and talking books with some Radio 2 and Smooth helped Thumbs:
I have to say I didn't think it was that far eeek:
You and Steve didn't drive an owld Sierra tho did you....? noooo:
Nope and the magnificent turbo Mazda never broke down once in 70,000 miles cloud9:
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I did 140 miles a day 5 days a week as Steve says it is ok if you keep occupied Radio 4 and talking books with some Radio 2 and Smooth helped Thumbs:
I have to say I didn't think it was that far eeek:
You and Steve didn't drive an owld Sierra tho did you....? noooo:
noooo: noooo: My Skoda Porshe redface:
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I am getting paid expenses to stay at the finest hotel in Scunthorpe cloud9: It is call the Travel Lodge evil:
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I am getting paid expenses to stay at the finest hotel in Scunthorpe cloud9: It is call the Travel Lodge evil:
noooo:
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I am getting paid expenses to stay at the finest hotel in Scunthorpe cloud9: It is call the Travel Lodge evil:
noooo:
lol: lol: lol: happy100
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Also to eat out in the evenings :thumbsup:
So that is kebabs then noooo: noooo:
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Also to eat out in the evenings :thumbsup:
So that is kebabs then noooo: noooo:
Extra chilli sauce........ Thumbs:
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I am getting paid expenses to stay at the finest hotel in Scunthorpe cloud9: It is call the Travel Lodge evil:
Also to eat out in the evenings :thumbsup:
So that is kebabs then noooo: noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
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Start next (not this) Monday after they have checked my criminal record scared2: scared2:
Brummagem trip on Wednesday now ::)
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I take it that if you haven't got a criminal record you can't work in Scunthorpe.
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I take it that if you haven't got a criminal record you can't work in Scunthorpe.
lol: lol: lol:
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I take it that if you haven't got a criminal record you can't work in Scunthorpe.
drumroll: drumroll:
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I take it that if you haven't got a criminal record you can't work in Scunthorpe.
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Start next (not this) Monday after they have checked my criminal record scared2: scared2:
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Hope it goes well tomorra Nick
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Start next (not this) Monday after they have checked my criminal record scared2: scared2:
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Hope it goes well tomorra Nick
Thumbs:
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surrender: surrender: surrender:
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surrender: surrender: surrender:
Sacked......... rubschin:
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NickSick