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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on October 22, 2014, 11:45:29 AM
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Ask your pork related questions here :thumbsup:
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Are Peppa Pig Jigsaws goim...?
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Most certainly as they create an unhealthy interest in sausages and bacon at an early age.
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Would salmon bacon be kosher? rubschin:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2798603/bacon-salmon-launched-uk-supermarkets-ideas-don-t-rasher.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2798603/bacon-salmon-launched-uk-supermarkets-ideas-don-t-rasher.html)
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Yes, as long as you shut your eyes while you eat it
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Are Hoola hoops really foreskins...?
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Not the ones you use for exercise, no. It has been known for Jewish snack manufacturers to slip the odd one in (so to speak) to make up the weight of the packets.
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What is the difference between wailing walls and licking windows?
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Wailing is a jolly good thing, obviously, but licking can lead one into sin angel1
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Why do you have to wear those silly hats and what if my hair is not curly and long enough to have that loose bit at the front ?
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You can buy hats (at reasonable rate whistle:) with built in wigs
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Is a Lithium Zion battery kosher or just a dodgy fake off Ebay?
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My brothers have a large supply of these goods at reasonable prices. PM me.
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Is a Lithium Zion battery kosher or just a dodgy fake off Ebay?
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I have laughed out loud to all of these. redface:
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So do you want to become Jewish??
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So do you want to become Jewish??
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Can't think of anything else Jews and Gypsies have in common?
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I have just made Barman Jewish angel1 No more pork for him!! :thumbsup:
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I have just made Barman Jewish angel1 No more pork for him!! :thumbsup:
Or LL! Thumbs:
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I have just made Barman Jewish angel1 No more pork for him!! :thumbsup:
Or LL! Thumbs:
If LL remains a shikse, she will have to get her pork elsewhere now.
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Anybody else want to convert? I may pick someone at random................
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It doesn't feel very different.... rubschin:
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Try saying that next time you need a bacon sarnie eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
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Try saying that next time you need a bacon sarnie eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
What do I have to do on Saturday like....? Shrugs:
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WAIL eveilgrin:
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WAIL eveilgrin:
sad32:
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Child ::)
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Child ::)
I was having a practice like! evil:
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Child ::)
I was having a practice like! evil:
Aha, a practising Jew. :thumbsup:
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Child ::)
I was having a practice like! evil:
Aha, a practising Jew. :thumbsup:
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Child ::)
I was having a practice like! evil:
Aha, a practising Jew. :thumbsup:
You do make me laugh. ;D
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God Bless My Israel, America & Egypt and All My Jews
With Love Ahmed.
I am light of god (Of Judaism Religion) brought in this world by thieve religion as i never had certificate from any religion claiming to be of there religion by any governments of any countries, moses met me in abudhabi in 2006-2007, UAE after he came to know i am light of god, i visited my jewish synagogues and being original torah genie and being killed i got my certificate of being a jewish from Rabbi Keith Stern of Temple Beth Avodah (United Kingdom). God bless my love torah family.
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God Bless My Israel, America & Egypt and All My Jews
With Love Ahmed.
I am light of god (Of Judaism Religion) brought in this world by thieve religion as i never had certificate from any religion claiming to be of there religion by any governments of any countries, moses met me in abudhabi in 2006-2007, UAE after he came to know i am light of god, i visited my jewish synagogues and being original torah genie and being killed i got my certificate of being a jewish from Rabbi Keith Stern of Temple Beth Avodah (United Kingdom). God bless my love torah family.
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Has he not called you yet....? whistle:
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What time's the next bus Jew
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What time's the next bus Jew
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What time's the next bus Jew
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What time's the next bus Jew
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What time's the next bus Jew
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What time's the next bus Jew
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What time's the next bus Jew
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Now making Boogs Jewish. SHe is Scottish so therefore halfway there evil:
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Now making Boogs Jewish. SHe is Scottish so therefore halfway there evil:
But she likes pork in cider.......... rubschin:
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Now making Boogs Jewish. SHe is Scottish so therefore halfway there evil:
But she likes pork in cider.......... rubschin:
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And bacon butties :thumbsup:
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What time's the next bus Jew
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Full credit must go to one Mr Bernard Manning who told it at the Lancastrian Hall, Swinton, Manchester in 1976 when I was there
[to be done in Bernard Manning's voice] This black bloke joined the queue at a bus stop in Cheetham Hill (think Golders Green etc) and said, "what time's the next bus due"
"Half past ten you black bastard" lol:
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I had a sauna with him once whistle: whistle: Not good noooo: noooo:
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What time's the next bus Jew
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Full credit must go to one Mr Bernard Manning who told it at the Lancastrian Hall, Swinton, Manchester in 1976 when I was there
[to be done in Bernard Manning's voice] This black bloke joined the queue at a bus stop in Cheetham Hill (think Golders Green etc) and said, "what time's the next bus due"
"Half past ten you black bastard" lol:
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What time's the next bus Jew
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Full credit must go to one Mr Bernard Manning who told it at the Lancastrian Hall, Swinton, Manchester in 1976 when I was there
[to be done in Bernard Manning's voice] This black bloke joined the queue at a bus stop in Cheetham Hill (think Golders Green etc) and said, "what time's the next bus due"
"Half past ten you black bastard" lol:
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He's back eeek:
I contacted Mumbai chabad and he says he doesn't considers me to be jewish.
You told me your certificate is valid worldwide.
His number is 00919769060840
Thanks for helping. I love you rabbi.
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He's back eeek:
I contacted Mumbai chabad and he says he doesn't considers me to be jewish.
You told me your certificate is valid worldwide.
His number is 00919769060840
Thanks for helping. I love you rabbi.
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This isn't going to end well is it. Nick will have to have a new identity under the witless protection programme
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This isn't going to end well is it. Nick will have to have a new identity under the witless protection programme
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This isn't going to end well is it. Nick will have to have a new identity under the witless protection programme
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This isn't going to end well is it. Nick will have to have a new identity under the witless protection programme
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Nick Quick...... Thumbs:
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I have had no complaints whistle: whistle: whistle: whistle:
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I have had no complaints whistle: whistle: whistle: whistle:
They don't have time to complain! happy001
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Angry9:
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I have had no complaints whistle: whistle: whistle: whistle:
They don't have time to complain! happy001
Didn't hear them.......watching the weather.......... noooo:
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I have had no complaints whistle: whistle: whistle: whistle:
They don't have time to complain! happy001
Didn't hear them.......watching the weather.......... noooo:
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Children ::)
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Children ::)
Says the one that set himself up as a bestower of Rabbi-ism ::)
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Children ::)
Says the one that set himself up as a bestower of Rabbi-ism ::)
Touché.
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Hi Rabbi,
I am sorry i didnt had understanding and dont know what i was writing, now i got understanding and i am apologizing you for whatever i have written you because i didnt had understanding.
As you know i already proved i was born in muslim religion but every religion knows a kid is sent by god to families and i love only jewish religion and no body had right to force me to convert to there religion or keep my name when i didnt had understanding like when i was kid.
I feel ashamed writing you email about genies please forgive me i am like your servant or friend or member. Please accept my apology.
I am changing my name now officially in india and international passport.
Some rabbis are saying your certificate is not valid which you have given me can you please issue me a new certificate with my new name.
I assure you this will not happen again.
Thanks,
Ahmed.
Mobile : 0091-9030817628
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Hi Rabbi
A friend of mine is going on holiday again with another gent he goes out for drinks and lunches all the time with and we are worried that he is burying his feelings for him. Do you have any advice on how to help him in this case.
Also he already has a vicar praying for him in order to protect him for the chaos that usually follows in his wake, would it be possible for you to do so as well so he has double the protection,
Thanks
Grump
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Hi Rabbi
A friend of mine is going on holiday again with another gent he goes out for drinks and lunches all the time with and we are worried that he is burying his feelings for him. Do you have any advice on how to help him in this case.
Also he already has a vicar praying for him in order to protect him for the chaos that usually follows in his wake, would it be possible for you to do so as well so he has double the protection,
Thanks
Grump
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