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Title: DON't go to the quackter
Post by: Nick on October 22, 2014, 06:14:19 AM
£55 bonus for diagnosing dementia  eeek: eeek: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: DON't go to the quackter
Post by: Barman on October 22, 2014, 06:21:30 AM
£55 bonus for diagnosing dementia  eeek: eeek: scared2: scared2:

Don't they get £100 if they can get you on some stop smoking malarkey too....?
Title: Re: DON't go to the quackter
Post by: Steve on October 22, 2014, 07:59:34 AM

£55 bonus for diagnosing dementia  eeek: eeek: scared2: scared2:
Complete fuckwittery. Whoever came up with this daft scheme should be the first so labelled.

Never ever give people financial incentives until you've thought through the impacts of the law of unintended consequences




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Title: Re: DON't go to the quackter
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 22, 2014, 12:30:25 PM
£55 bonus for diagnosing dementia  eeek: eeek: scared2: scared2:

Don't they get £100 if they can get you on some stop smoking malarkey too....?

I am Harold Wilson, where is my pipe?

Kerching!
Title: Re: DON't go to the quackter
Post by: Barman on October 22, 2014, 12:37:59 PM
£55 bonus for diagnosing dementia  eeek: eeek: scared2: scared2:

Don't they get £100 if they can get you on some stop smoking malarkey too....?

I am Harold Wilson, where is my pipe?

Kerching!

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Title: Re: DON't go to the quackter
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 22, 2014, 01:37:41 PM
On the other hand you could set them an dilemma. Make an appointment but when you are there act as if it is a follow up for an examination from a couple of weeks back. Get a few people to do this and keep it going then see how long it is before the doctor diagnoses themselves.  whistle:
Title: Re: DON't go to the quackter
Post by: apc2010 on October 22, 2014, 01:40:22 PM
On the other hand you could set them an dilemma. Make an appointment but when you are there act as if it is a follow up for an examination from a couple of weeks back. Get a few people to do this and keep it going then see how long it is before the doctor diagnoses themselves.  whistle:

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: DON't go to the quackter
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 22, 2014, 02:27:22 PM
On the other hand you could set them an dilemma. Make an appointment but when you are there act as if it is a follow up for an examination from a couple of weeks back. Get a few people to do this and keep it going then see how long it is before the doctor diagnoses themselves.  whistle:

 ;D ;D

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Title: Re: DON't go to the quackter
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 22, 2014, 02:44:56 PM
Why do I have this sudden feeling of impending doom about me being the cause of the next NHS staffing crisis due to large numbers of GP's being diagnosed with dementia.....  scared2:
Title: Re: DON't go to the quackter
Post by: apc2010 on October 22, 2014, 02:53:21 PM
Why do I have this sudden feeling of impending doom about me being the cause of the next NHS staffing crisis due to large numbers of GP's being diagnosed with dementia.....  scared2:

Claim you don't remember......... Thumbs:    kerching......