Post by: Nick on October 15, 2014, 02:59:19 PM
Walked about 200 yards and entered coffee shop.
Checked pocket. Money not there eeek:
Retraced my steps scanning the pavement. After 100 yards a voice said, "are you looking for something you lost?"
Elderly chap. I said I was. 5 x £20 notes.
Bloke produced it from his pocket and said, "I thought if I waited here someone would come looking" Shocked: Shocked:
Post by: apc2010 on October 15, 2014, 03:01:43 PM
Went to the bank earlier and drew out £100 in cash. Folded it and put it in trouser pocket.
Walked about 200 yards and entered coffee shop.
Checked pocket. Money not there eeek:
Retraced my steps scanning the pavement. After 100 yards a voice said, "are you looking for something you lost?"
Elderly chap. I said I was. 5 x £20 notes.
Bloke produced it from his pocket and said, "I thought if I waited here someone would come looking" Shocked: Shocked:
Thumbs: Thumbs: did you bung him a score......
Post by: Nick on October 15, 2014, 03:05:22 PM
Post by: Barman on October 15, 2014, 03:10:49 PM
...the old boy, not you Nick.... ::)
Post by: Nick on October 15, 2014, 03:12:00 PM
Post by: apc2010 on October 15, 2014, 03:13:53 PM
Post by: Barman on October 15, 2014, 03:16:17 PM
How old was he for you to call him old.......... rubschin:
Good point well made - he must have been ancient..... lol:
Post by: Nick on October 15, 2014, 03:26:07 PM
Post by: Barman on October 15, 2014, 03:30:18 PM
You are horrid. Not even Tipsy luvs me sad24:
whistle:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 15, 2014, 03:59:21 PM
You are horrid. Only tipsy women or tramps luvs me sad24:
Post by: Nick on October 15, 2014, 04:05:42 PM
Post by: Barman on October 15, 2014, 04:25:24 PM
You are horrid. Only tipsy women or tramps luvs me sad24:
happy001
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 15, 2014, 05:47:39 PM
You are horrid. Only Tipsy luvs me sad24:
rubschin:
Post by: Nick on October 15, 2014, 05:49:56 PM
Post by: Steve on October 15, 2014, 05:54:26 PM
Went to the bank earlier and drew out £100 in cash. Folded it and put it in trouser pocket.
Walked about 200 yards and entered coffee shop.
Checked pocket. Money not there eeek:
Retraced my steps scanning the pavement. After 100 yards a voice said, "are you looking for something you lost?"
Elderly chap. I said I was. 5 x £20 notes.
Bloke produced it from his pocket and said, "I thought if I waited here someone would come looking" Shocked: Shocked:
:thumbsup: and worthy: to said old man
Now the tuff question. What would have happened if the roles were reversed and you'd found the munny?
Post by: Barman on October 15, 2014, 05:56:28 PM
Went to the bank earlier and drew out £100 in cash. Folded it and put it in trouser pocket.
Walked about 200 yards and entered coffee shop.
Checked pocket. Money not there eeek:
Retraced my steps scanning the pavement. After 100 yards a voice said, "are you looking for something you lost?"
Elderly chap. I said I was. 5 x £20 notes.
Bloke produced it from his pocket and said, "I thought if I waited here someone would come looking" Shocked: Shocked:
:thumbsup: and worthy: to said old man
Now the tuff question. What would have happened if the roles were reversed and you'd found the munny?
A fire extinguisher for the owld Sierra....? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on October 15, 2014, 06:10:13 PM
Post by: Steve on October 15, 2014, 07:12:55 PM
Post by: Nick on October 15, 2014, 07:15:42 PM
Post by: apc2010 on October 15, 2014, 07:21:17 PM
108 mph on the M1 the other day angel1 redface: redface:
Chasing the girl in the fast lane......... noooo:
Post by: Steve on October 15, 2014, 07:22:39 PM
He thought it was Kaye108 mph on the M1 the other day angel1 redface: redface:
Chasing the girl in the fast lane......... noooo:
Post by: Just One More on October 17, 2014, 04:40:56 PM
108 mph on the M1 the other day angel1 redface: redface:
Chasing the girl in the fast lane......... noooo:
Overtaking lane ::) :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on October 17, 2014, 04:42:05 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 17, 2014, 05:23:15 PM
Jim is in fine fettle evil:
Thought Jim was the cat? Although if you have been trying to insert a fuel pump and fill him up with unleaded it's no wonder he's vanished. rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on October 17, 2014, 05:27:03 PM
Jim is in fine fettle evil:
Thought Jim was the cat? Although if you have been trying to insert a fuel pump and fill him up with unleaded it's no wonder he's vanished. rubschin:
I thought that too....... rubschin:
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 17, 2014, 06:07:21 PM
Jim is in fine fettle evil:
Thought Jim was the cat? Although if you have been trying to insert a fuel pump and fill him up with unleaded it's no wonder he's vanished. rubschin:
I thought that too....... rubschin:
Like a cat out of Hell he'll be gone when the moron comes? whistle:
Post by: apc2010 on October 17, 2014, 06:18:30 PM
Jim is in fine fettle evil:
Thought Jim was the cat? Although if you have been trying to insert a fuel pump and fill him up with unleaded it's no wonder he's vanished. rubschin:
I thought that too....... rubschin:
Like a cat out of Hell he'll be gone when the moron comes? whistle:
;D ;D
Post by: Nick on October 17, 2014, 06:48:26 PM
Post by: apc2010 on October 17, 2014, 06:50:10 PM
Jim is my car AND cat ::)
Do either purr,,,,,,, rubschin:
Post by: Steve on October 17, 2014, 06:52:18 PM
Does the car keep scratching fence posts?Jim is my car AND cat ::)
Do either purr,,,,,,, rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on October 17, 2014, 06:56:05 PM
Does the car keep scratching fence posts?Jim is my car AND cat ::)
Do either purr,,,,,,, rubschin:
That's LL........... whistle:
Post by: Nick on October 17, 2014, 06:59:38 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2014, 07:38:21 PM
Jim is my car AND cat ::)
Do either purr,,,,,,, rubschin:
No, but they both chase birds.
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 17, 2014, 07:38:53 PM
Jim is my car AND cat ::)
Do either purr,,,,,,, rubschin:
No, but they both chase birds.
;D
Post by: Barman on October 17, 2014, 07:40:28 PM
Jim is my car AND cat ::)
Do either purr,,,,,,, rubschin:
No, but they both chase birds.
drumroll:
The cat being the more successful..... whistle:
Post by: Steve on October 17, 2014, 07:56:25 PM
lol: lol:Jim is my car AND cat ::)
Do either purr,,,,,,, rubschin:
No, but they both chase birds.
;D
Post by: Baldy on October 17, 2014, 08:12:38 PM
Jim is my car AND cat ::)
Do either purr,,,,,,, rubschin:
No, but they both chase birds.
drumroll:
The cat being the more successful..... whistle:
lol: lol: