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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on October 13, 2014, 01:45:48 PM
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in Marmite on Trent. Later in the month. WHat can possibly go wrong? rubschin:
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in Marmite on Trent. Later in the month. WHat can possibly go wrong? rubschin:
rubschin: new car,,,,,,
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:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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I'll miss the owld Sierra.... noooo:
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I will drive it over for LL. It has so many dents you won't even notice :thumbsup:
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I will drive it over for LL. It has so many dents you won't even notice :thumbsup:
Thumbs:
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£2000 then :thumbsup:
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£2000 then :thumbsup:
eeek: you could swap it for his van........ Thumbs:
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£2000 then :thumbsup:
Shocked:
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With cashback :thumbsup:
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With cashback :thumbsup:
It would need to be £1,999 cashback! ::)
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Perfick. I will bring £1 in change!!! point: point: point:
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Perfick. I will bring £1 in change!!! point: point: point:
For the vending machine..... Thumbs:
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£2000 then :thumbsup:
Shocked:
To he honest that's pretty reasonable BM, I'd have expected the AA or RAC to charge a hell of a lot more to tow it all the way to Cyprus. rubschin:
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in Marmite on Trent. Later in the month. WHat can possibly go wrong? rubschin:
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Best of luck BTW
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Not sure I want it rubschin: But kicking some lazy bottoms would be fun :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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in Marmite on Trent. Later in the month. WHat can possibly go wrong? rubschin:
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Best of luck BTW
lol: lol: lol:
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in Marmite on Trent. Later in the month. WHat can possibly go wrong? rubschin:
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Best of luck BTW
lol: lol: lol:
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Instructions have arrived. As usual ::) ::)
"Please give us a 5 minute presentation on how you would rearrange the entire known universe with measurable targets" knitting: knitting:
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Instructions have arrived. As usual ::) ::)
"Please give us a 5 minute presentation on how you would rearrange the entire known universe with measurable targets" knitting: knitting:
I guess painting a roundall target with score on each of their foreheads and asking them to stand in front of the Nottingham Homicidal Maniacs Society (AK47 subdivision) would not be an acceptable response. Would certainly rearrange their perception of the universe though
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WHat can possibly go wrong? rubschin:
http://youtu.be/1dWMIuipn_c (http://youtu.be/1dWMIuipn_c)
rubschin:
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Bought lunch for the ex Vice Principal today and got the inside track whistle: whistle:
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Bought lunch for the ex Vice Principal today and got the inside track whistle: whistle:
And cake....... rubschin:
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Bought lunch for the ex Vice Principal today and got the inside track whistle: whistle:
And cake....... rubschin:
drumroll:
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Cake would derail the proceedings Apey whistle:
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cussing: cussing:
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Cake would derail the proceedings Apey whistle:
Sounds like he was on the pull, man.
redface:
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Well, this gag has hit the buffers noooo:
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Well, this gag has hit the buffers noooo:
;D
derailed even
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Well, this gag has hit the buffers noooo:
;D
derailed even
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No points for that post noooo:
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cussing:
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Well, this gag has hit the buffers noooo:
;D
derailed even
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No points for that post noooo:
sad32:
lol:
I won't make my bogie score
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Well, this gag has hit the buffers noooo:
;D
derailed even
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No points for that post noooo:
sad32:
lol:
I won't make my bogie score
groan noooo:
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Finished my presentation angel1 angel1
Have decided to set a quiz for the interview panel eveilgrin:
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Finished my presentation angel1 angel1
Have decided to set a quiz for the interview panel eveilgrin:
;D
Make them Jewish too! Thumbs:
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rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:
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Finished my presentation angel1 angel1
Have decided to set a quiz for the interview panel eveilgrin:
;D
Make them Jewish too! Thumbs:
The panel after Mr Nicks interview
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Finished my presentation angel1 angel1
Have decided to set a quiz for the interview panel eveilgrin:
;D
Make them Jewish too! Thumbs:
The panel after Mr Nicks interview
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lol: lol: lol:
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rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:
You could say, "hands up all the Yids in the room"....
...and then say, "WRONG!" point:
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45 minute interview was scheduled for 12.45. I eventually got out at 2.45 NickSick NickSick NickSick
The Gestapo could learn a few things from that lot evil: evil:
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45 minute interview was scheduled for 12.45. I eventually got out at 2.45 NickSick NickSick NickSick
The Gestapo could learn a few things from that lot evil: evil:
And............ rubschin:
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Will find out Monday. NickSick
One guy on the panel was, Ihad been warned, an UTTER bastard. Even the Chair of the panel said he should lay off the red meat eeek:
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Will find out Monday. NickSick
One guy on the panel was, Ihad been warned, an UTTER bastard. Even the Chair of the panel said he should lay off the red meat eeek:
How was the quiz...?
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They tried it and all got the wrong answer eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
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They tried it and all got the wrong answer eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Q1: Are you Jewish?
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They tried it and all got the wrong answer eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Q1: Are you Jewish?
;D ;D
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My convert is back ::)
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My convert is back ::)
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Will find out Monday. NickSick
One guy on the panel was, Ihad been warned, an UTTER bastard. Even the Chair of the panel said he should lay off the red meat eeek:
How far in advance were you warned about the guy? I've had a couple of interviews where someone plays that role just so that they can see how you react to them. rubschin:
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I was warned. I was merciless eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
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More NickSick NickSick Dinner and home NickSick NickSick
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More NickSick NickSick Dinner and home NickSick NickSick
Wot about the hotel..... eyes:
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Doc here on a conference. I am visiting angel1
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I was warned. I was merciless eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Mong the merciless you say... rubschin:
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Waiting for the phone call scared2:
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Waiting for the phone call scared2:
From Ahmed...? whistle:
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eeek:
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whistle:
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I see he has published his certificate on his website, like whistle:
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So just like you, he is now certifiable? rubschin:
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So just like you, he is now certifiable? rubschin:
drumroll:
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evil:
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Shrugs:
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tunble:
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It takes less time to choose a Pope noooo: noooo:
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Perhaps they lost your phone number like.... whistle:
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It takes less time to choose a Pope noooo: noooo:
or become a Rabbi
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:thumbsup:
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tunble: tunble:
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Phone them up and ask if it is because you are an ginger..... Thumbs:
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Phone them up and ask if it is because you are an ginger..... Thumbs:
;D ;D redface:
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Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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tunble: tunble:
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Call them! ::)
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NO evil:
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Mr. Nose...? Say 'goodbye' to Mr. Face.... ::)
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Mr. Nose...? Say 'goodbye' to Mr. Face.... ::)
happy001 happy001
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NO evil:
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You call them it will do no good plus they will assume you're desperate and (a) wonder what's wrong with you and (b) if you'll take the job for 20% less
A tough it out time - and a look for plan B time too
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NO evil:
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You call them it will do no good plus they will assume you're desperate and (a) wonder what's wrong with you and (b) if you'll take the job for 20% less
A tough it out time - and a look for plan B time too
They will have reached (a) at the interview.
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NO evil:
:thumbsup:
You call them it will do no good plus they will assume you're desperate and (a) wonder what's wrong with you and (b) if you'll take the job for 20% less
A tough it out time - and a look for plan B time too
They will have reached (a) at the interview.
ah yes
please substitute these all new words
and (a) wonder what else is wrong with you and (b) if you'll take the job for 20% less
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evil: evil:
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Yay Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
Didn't get it!
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Yay Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
Didn't get it!
You called didn't you? point:
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::) They just e mailed. ::)
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::) They just e mailed. ::)
char048
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horn: horn:
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You shouldn't have worn that "This is what a ginge looks like" tee shirt.... noooo:
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::) ::) Rather smart suit ackchooly. Praps I shouldn't have argued with the panel rubschin:
Anyhoo, too experienced and over qualified apparently. Must tell that to the consultant next time I need brain surgery ::)
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:thumbsup: I think
The big loser in all this is probably the rest of us. The stories you could have told. Ah well
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::) ::) Rather smart suit ackchooly. Praps I shouldn't have argued with the panel rubschin:
Anyhoo, too experienced and over qualified apparently. Must tell that to the consultant next time I need brain surgery ::)
We always used to say that to rejects when we ran the business in the UK....
I wanted to say, "Practice saying 'do you want fries with that?'" but LL wouldn't let me... noooo:
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:thumbsup: I think
The big loser in all this is probably the rest of us. The stories you could have told. Ah well
Fortunately I have a new contract with Vince Cable's department. Prepare for a total clusterfuck noooo:
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:thumbsup: I think
The big loser in all this is probably the rest of us. The stories you could have told. Ah well
Fortunately I have a new contract with Vince Cable's department. Prepare for a total clusterfuck noooo:
;D
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Fortunately I have a new contract with Vince Cable's department. Prepare for a total clusterfuck noooo:
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scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Why do you not throw in "Is it coz I'm an ginger?" card and then apply for whooooge compensashion?
They can all go on a retraining course for eight years (plus holidays) and come back to pretend they might like you, should you re-apply and you get squillions as a payout.....everyone is a winner unless you are a normal werker. Thumbs:
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Why do you not throw in "Is it coz I'm an ginger?" card and then apply for whooooge compensashion?
They can all go on a retraining course for eight years (plus holidays) and come back to pretend they might like you, should you re-apply and you get squillions as a payout.....everyone is a winner unless you are a normal werker. Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol: Thumbs:
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They didn't appoint anyone, it seems. rubschin: But they have offered me some consultancy work cloud9: At £500 a day :thumbsup:
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They didn't appoint anyone, it seems. rubschin: But they have offered me some consultancy work cloud9: At £500 a day :thumbsup:
Ker-CHING! Thumbs:
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+ expenses whistle:
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+ expenses whistle:
Lend us a fiver........ Thumbs:
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+ expenses whistle:
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HMRC rates cloud9:
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They didn't appoint anyone, it seems. rubschin: But they have offered me some consultancy work
Weeding out the no-hopers from the next set of applicants?
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angel1
They want some work on geo demographics ackchooly whistle: whistle:
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angel1
They want some work on geo demographics ackchooly whistle: whistle:
To establish from which part of the country the least suitable candidates come?
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evil: